Corrupt a wish: FE edition

[Sooks]

Granted, but any commands Twitch gives that don’t lead to a unit dying don’t work.

I wish Claude would make a video explaining why it’s important to wear a mask.

[Benice]

Granted. He proves this by having Lysithea create a virus with an 82% mortality rate.

 

I wish for the next FE to have a good soundtrack.

[Sooks]

Granted, but it’s dlc. That’ll be triple the price of the base game, please.

I wish for the next fe to have classes locked to certain weapon types.

[Benice]

Granted. There is one class only, and it uses everything as well as being a flying class with TH dismount.

 

I wish for a DLC that's good and well-priced on the next FE.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

It's that price for the first five minutes after it's announced and then after that time it doubles in price.  Even if you do get it early, it's double the memory space with no additional content.

I wish mage characters had better strength stats.

[Sooks]

Granted, but they’re all so strong that they all become Chads with Hector’s dialogue lines pasted in the order they appear with when those characters talk, and they all put down their tomes and pick up axes instead.

I wish the support limit didn’t exist in FEs 7 and 6.

[Venger_06]

Granted. It now takes 10 times longer to build supports between characters.

I wish that bows always have 1 range.

[Malfaria]

Granted, but now they ONLY have 1 Range.

I wish that bow users were always good, but not gamebreakers either.

[Acacia Sgt]

Granted... but it applies to hair bows, not archery bows.

I wish the series went multiplat.

[Benice]

Granted, it is now on the PS5 and PSVita as well, and this becomes its primary home, with loading screens that take four-and-a-half minutes on the Switch version.

 

I wish for playable bandits in the next FE.

[Acacia Sgt]

Granted. You get a whole game where they are the only playable class... and can't promote, so they have to stay as bandits.

I wish for FE to have another crossover game.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

It's with Lost Ark.

I wish the next main protagonist was the one to kill their father of their own free will.

Edited February 18, 2022 by Emperor_Siegfried

[Acacia Sgt]

Granted. Then they kill their mother, their siblings, their own party, and the entire world.

I wish FE implemented proto-firearms.

[Sooks]

Granted, but they’re only available as DLC for 60 bucks. But you get new, quirky outfits for the characters thrown in there as well so it’s definitely worth it, right? Right?

I wish the next FE would bring back attack stance from Fates.

[Benice]

Granted, but the damage calculation for the secondary person in the attack stance is Str/Mag *.1 +Weapon Mt. *.5.

I wish for the next FE to mostly use Base Conversations instead of Supports.

[Elina]

Granted, but every base conversation between each and every character is the same:

Character 1: hey

Character 2: howdy

(end)

I wish they would remake some of the super old fire emblem games (and make them a lot better) so that people would appreciate them more.

[The Roger The Paladin]

Granted... but much like New Mystery of the Emblem... they're region locked to Japan.

I wish that the Kagasaga games (They're FE I swear) were easier to play without emulation.

[Benice]

Granted, but now they're PS5-exclusives.

I wish for an FE4 remake to have a karaoke minigame in the home castles.

Edited April 7, 2022 by Benice

[The Roger The Paladin]

Granted. But the only song used for it is "Baby Shark".

I wish Three Houses didn't have so much repetition that I feel like I'm never going to play it again at this point.

[PostZordem]

Granted, but Blue Lions/Azure Moon becomes the only playable route now, so no Black Eagles/Crimson Flower (or Silver Snow) and Golden Deer/Verdant Wind. No Ashen Wolves either.

I wish that Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn weren't so expensive and went back to having a price tag of $60.

[Toncka]

they are no longer so expensive due to them being split into seven different games rather then two

 

i wish three houses got a sequel that was only of the blue lions and golden deer routes with children of your previous ships and you can take multiple aspectcs from your new game+

[Emperor_Siegfried]

They're introduced in the introductory chapter but then they're all unceremoniously killed off by the game's secondary antagonist who becomes the goal for the main protagonist to defeat only to have a change in the final act where the player plays from the perspective of the secondary antagonist to upend any sense of revenge the player might be looking for.

I wish the next game was 58.008 GB big.

[Toncka]

it is but only half of it is the actaull game and the rest is a weird ARG

 

i wish  to have a hot male antagonist who is shirtless for most of the game

[Toncka]

granted but tehy are extremely skinny and timid

 

i wish the radiance games got a third installment

[PostZordem]

Granted, but any characters that were introduced in the first two games are killed off by Chapter 8 (this includes Ike and Micaiah) to make way for a new cast of characters that are poorly written, Mary Sue main lord included. Also, the game's called: Radiance of Radiance because Intelligent Systems/Nintendo got lazy with the title this time around. 

I wish that Fire Emblem and Pokémon got a crossover game.