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Assuming I will be captain and have my own ship, I want to be a pirate. My second choice would be ninja, assuming I will be in Senran Kagura and I get all the ninja girls as my harem.

WYR lose your hands and feet, or lose your arms and legs (you keep your hands and feet, so your hands and feet are attached directly to your body)?

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Lose arms and legs, because hands and feet attached directly to the body would look freaking hilarious.

30 minutes ago, XRay said:

Assuming I will be captain and have my own ship, I want to be a pirate. My second choice would be ninja, assuming I will be in Senran Kagura and I get all the ninja girls as my harem.

Why not have the entire company that makes Senran Kagura as your waifu?

Why do my ideas for stories rarely go past the backstory or general plotline?

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I don't have a car, so pet is my only option...but let's turn him into...not a cat first. And reverse his neuter

WYR watch an old cartoon from the 80s or an old live action movie from the 80s?

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Old cartoon. They at least had some semblance of charm back then. Unlike today.

2 hours ago, XRay said:

And did you meant to ask that in this game instead?

Aw, swizzlesticks.

WYR be alert to everything that happens around you at all times or be able to completely focus on what you're doing no matter what happens around you?

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Completely focus on what I'm doing.

WYR be an intern at Youtube and your job is to look for and remove those bizarre nightmare fuel things starring children's cartoon characters, or be an intern at a law firm and your job is to search the devices and cloud storage of accused criminals for kiddy porn and terror threats?

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The latter, because no law firm worth a damn would make a simple intern do that. There'd be a LOT of legal issues with something like that, first and foremost because of the accused party's right to privacy and discretion. I'm not even sure courts or police are allowed to check for that stuff if a person is simply "accused" of possessing it.
After all, it's "innocent until proven guilty", the most basic of basics for every kind of system trying to pretend to value justice. At least that's how it should be.

Though I am no brief, so what the heck do I know?

WYR have a third leg sticking out of your right or left elbow or have a third arm stick out of your right or left knee?

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I would go with a third arm out of one of my knees. Having an extra hand down there helps with a lot of situations.

WYR own 100% of one company of your choosing, or receive free products/services from one company of your choosing for the rest of your life? And what would that company be?

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Own the f***ers. Then throw out everyone who doesn't fit your moral compass or tries to be a corrupt bastard.

3 minutes ago, XRay said:

I would go with a third arm out of one of my knees. Having an extra hand down there helps with a lot of situations.

[Insert Lenny Face here]

WYR have only dirty thoughts for the rest of your life or think of nothing but kittens and puppies for the rest of your life?

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Why not both? I sleep with my pussy every night. I would pick dirty thoughts.

WYR rather taste an actual real rainbow or Skittles?

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Skittles!

WYR listen to covers of English songs sung in other languages or songs that were originally in another language?

11 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

The latter, because no law firm worth a damn would make a simple intern do that. There'd be a LOT of legal issues with something like that, first and foremost because of the accused party's right to privacy and discretion. I'm not even sure courts or police are allowed to check for that stuff if a person is simply "accused" of possessing it.
After all, it's "innocent until proven guilty", the most basic of basics for every kind of system trying to pretend to value justice. At least that's how it should be.

I recall @Shoblongoo mentioning that this happens and he's a lawyer. It's more like if someone's accused of something that warrants checking their devices, for whatever reason, if they find that stuff they have to report it.

Also if you're a computer tech/repair person and you find kiddy porn or terror threats you are legally required to report it. If you see something, and the person goes on to rape and murder a kid or shoot up a school etc, and the authorities find out you saw it and didn't report it, you get in a lot of trouble.

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On 7/14/2019 at 10:25 PM, Dragoncat said:

Completely focus on what I'm doing.

WYR be an intern at Youtube and your job is to look for and remove those bizarre nightmare fuel things starring children's cartoon characters, or be an intern at a law firm and your job is to search the devices and cloud storage of accused criminals for kiddy porn and terror threats?

 

17 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

I recall @Shoblongoo mentioning that this happens and he's a lawyer. 


To clarify: that would be the job of a prosecutor's office or a federal law enforcement agency.  

At a private firm, your job wouldn't be to actively look for that kind of stuff. 

You would just have a duty to report it to the appropriate law enforcement bodies if you inadvertently discover it. 

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17 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

I recall @Shoblongoo mentioning that this happens and he's a lawyer. It's more like if someone's accused of something that warrants checking their devices, for whatever reason, if they find that stuff they have to report it.

Also if you're a computer tech/repair person and you find kiddy porn or terror threats you are legally required to report it. If you see something, and the person goes on to rape and murder a kid or shoot up a school etc, and the authorities find out you saw it and didn't report it, you get in a lot of trouble.

True, true.

2 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said:

To clarify: that would be the job of a prosecutor's office or a federal law enforcement agency.  

At a private firm, your job wouldn't be to actively look for that kind of stuff. 

You would just have a duty to report it to the appropriate law enforcement bodies if you inadvertently discover it. 

Ah, I see. Thanks for informing me. I'm not too firm on these kinds of things.
I'm still not certain they'd give such a task to a mere intern, though.

WYR not know anything about anything or not be able to forget everything you see and hear?

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Not be able to forget everything I see and hear. I think photographic memory is pretty useful.

WYR be me or my cat?

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Your cat. It'd be nice to be a pet cat with no human responsibilities, you care for her, she's probably pretty happy.

WYR share your name with a character from a children's cartoon or a steamy romance novel? You do not have to be a main character in either, you can be a side character.

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Share a name with a character in a steamy romance novel, obviously 🙂

WYR be frozen by Sub Zero (me) and be left there for eternity, or be trapped in the Netherealm by Scorpion and be left there for eternity. 

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Netherealm, so at least I can move around.

WYR go to heaven after you die or create your own multiverse after you die?

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I'm so silver-tongued I talked my doctor out of a flu-shot when I was a kid. It didn't work in the end because my mother was immune to convince people of things.
So I'm going with the golden voice so I can round out the pack and win all arguments.

Would you rather play a game with no content, or light yourself on fire and run into a brick wall?

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Game with no content. The other option sounds horrible.

WYR rather play Advance Wars or Fire Emblem?

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Fire Emblem.

WYR read a famous trollfic like My Immortal out loud in its entirety complete with character voices on Youtube or perform the Diarrhea Song for a TV singing competition?

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