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Dance. I can just dance with my fingers instead of my whole body.

For super easy but somewhat gross jobs, WYR lick envelope adhesive for minimum wage or wax people's butt hair for minimum wage?

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Work 3 hours. Let me be lazy.

WYR have house arrest for the rest of your life or have no limbs?

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Hanneman. He snuck in and stole hair out of a brush for crest research lol, that would be a neat support...

WYR have duck feet or a squirrel tail? As in you are a human, but your feet are duck feet or you have a fluffy squirrel tail attached to your butt.

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Fluffy squirrel tail.

WYR have bat wings or bird wings or insect wings? Assuming the only difference is aesthetics and your flying performance remains the same.

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Well, considering the people who built the pyramids weren't actually slaves in the traditional sense, but hired workforce who actually had lodgings, a wage, and food while they were working... I'd still rather be in Pompeii as Mount Vesuvius blows its load goes kablooey.

WYR have constant pink hair you could never dye a different color or feel no emotions whatsoever for the rest of the week?

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Spider reproductive parts. Can I eat the father if he annoys me? And if I'm having 100 kids at once then sure, let them be on their own right away...a lot will die but the ones that live are going to be good appreciative kids and not give me any crap because I can eat them too.

WYR be bald or have armpit hair as long and thick as your current hairstyle?

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Armpit hair. You can always shave if you are hairy, but you cannot be hairy once you go bald.

WYR have a magic wand that can create 1 of your favorite food/dish any time at any quantity, or have a magic wand that can create a giant meal for you of all your favorite foods but the wand have cooldown time of 1 year?

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Tomato. That seems to get more attention.

WYR clean up your pet's puke on your shirt or on your bedsheets?

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Shirt, just throw it in the laundry bag, it's smaller.

WYR be known as the person who fell off the roof or the person who accidentally blasted porn in the library?

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Porn in the library. Might as well make it weird, right?

WYR jump off a cliff only to notice it was just a ten-inch drop or climb a mountain only to realize how dumb you looked climbing the stairs in your house with mountain climbing gear?

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Jump off a cliff.

WYR sing every time you talk or dance every time you move?

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Whenever. I can already fall asleep anywhere, ranging from hard concrete floors to long intercontinental flights.

WYR have a huge cruise ship or a huge jumbo jet?

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Mike Oxmaul, for one thing I'm female so...but if I were male with that name I could say "no it means I'm built like an ox and I will maul you"

WYR sit in the movie theater next to somebody who wore an adult diaper "just in case" or somebody who's on their phone the whole movie?

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Somebody with an adult diaper. At least that stuff doesn't ring randomly and it doesn't have a lit-up screen.
As I always say, so long as they don't bother me with it, people can do and be whatever the heck they want.

WYR be a cat in a world exclusively inhabited by dogs or a bird in a world inhabited exclusively by cats?

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A cat in a dog world, because at least dogs don't eat cats.

WYR be really good at math but suck at reading or know a lot about history but nearly nothing about science?

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