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Not sure why anyone would pick not getting anything. Does not matter the friend gets $1 nor $1,000,000,000. $5 is $5, and getting $5 makes the person $5 richer.

WYR kiss a cat on the lips or kiss a dog on the lips, knowing full well that the cat licked their anus and the dog ate the cat's poop just minutes prior?

On 8/31/2019 at 1:34 AM, The_antithesis said:

Do the dishes. Less multitasking.

Interesting. I find doing dishes too monotonous and boring, so I rather cook.

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The cat. My cat keeps his butt fairly clean.

WYR be an anime catgirl/catboy or a human wizard?

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Wizard. I can polymorph into a Tabaxi if I want.

WYR have a cat the size of a great Dane or a dog the size of a small cat?

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The BIG CAT! That's what you call a Maine Coon!

WYR play Birthright but Xander and Elise don't die or play Conquest but Ryoma and Takumi don't die.

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I'd definitely play a Birthright where Elise doesn't die. Though if Xander doesn't die either, that's a tough deal.
In that case, Conquest where Ryoma and Takumi live it is. Even though I don't really like Takumi either, his death in that game was stupid.

WYR play a game you absolutely hate or never play any video games ever again?

 

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Play a game I absolutely hate.

WYR be the dead FE lord parent or the FE lord little sibling?

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Idk, I just want a "canon" route.

WYR be the bearded lady or the man who's only three feet tall?

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Man who is three feet tall. Being Tyrion Lannister sounds fun.

WYR be a Marvel superhero or a DC superhero?

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Marvel superhero. Whee!

WYR have any of the six Infinity Stones or any of the orbs in the Fire Emblem?

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Any of the six infinity stones.  Especially if it's the reality stone.

WYR substitute food by eating paper instead or have windshield wipers for eye lids?

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Windshield wipers for eyelids sounds fun. I'll pick that one.
R.I.P. dirt in my eyes!

WYR go clothes shopping with someone with an absolutely abhorrent taste in clothing or have one of your relatives pick your clothes for you without your input?

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Go with the person with horrible taste in clothing. I want to be the vanguard of alternative fashion. I can try wearing a super small tutu that is about to burst and tear when I put it on, wear a swim ring attached via suspenders, have pasties attached to my elbows and knees as accessories, and wear a pantyhose as a tie for the final touch. I bet girls would drool when they imagine me in that sexy bad-boy outfit.

WYR eat casu marzu or kiviak?

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I have no clue what either of these are, but I pick the former because it sounds better.

WYR have a friend that constantly yells "JUSTICE!" or "BENEVOLENCE!"?

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Even though I am not into fishing and hunting, being with waifus is always fun. I have never tried hunting before, so I guess I will go with Petra.

WYR rather eat Surtr's belly or Oliver's belly? Their bellies will be prepared and cooked like normal bacon.

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...Ew! Both are probably disgusting.

WYR have wings on your butt or feet on your head?

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Wings on my butt. I can fan my farts in a more specific direction.

WYR shit or piss in your most hated person's mouth?

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Neither, because the person I hate the most is the one I'll try my best to ignore entirely.

WYR have an air conditioner that doesn't work or a map that doesn't actually tell you how to get anywhere?

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Map. I need a properly working air conditioner.

WYR see your most hated person be crucified or be the last link in a human centipede?

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Last link. Wouldn't want them to end up as a martyr of sorts...

WYR have your own entrance music whenever you enter a room or have every question you ask answered with "yes!"

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Have my own entrance music!

WYR have Baby Shark play whenever you enter a room or The Duck Song play whenever you leave a room?

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Wait until page 96, here's hoping no-one actually remembers!

WYR be obnoxiously corrected on every slight spelling/grammar mistake you make, or have a 5% chance of failing to get your message across every time you type something.

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5% chance of failing.

WYR play dodgeball against gorillas or basketball against giraffes?

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