Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 4 hours ago, XRay said: - - - - - @Junkhead, if you want to get laid, I will just echo my cousin's advice to me: 1. Exercise or work out. You do not have to have huge muscles or a six pack, just do not be flabby. At least be fit. 2. Dress nicely. You have to groom yourself and make yourself look good. If you have a big bush down there, trim it; you have to look good in clothes and without clothes. That's never actually been a problem a for me... 4 hours ago, XRay said: I would also recommend having some sort of income to be able to pay for everything when you go on dates. oh fuck this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Excellen Browning said: Soul is a serious prettyboy so none of that applies. tbh Soul I think a lot of girls and women are interested in you, at least based on appearance, so I think that something is going wrong after that. Like you having a hard time socialising or not doing much of it, not picking up the "I'm interested" signals, or simply because you haven't met someone yet who made your heart race. Thank you, I appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Wait, is this topic actually serious lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Nobody said: Wait, is this topic actually serious lol seriously insincere also soul is too young for sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Belisarius said: also soul is too young for sex IIRC he's like 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOPENOPENOPE Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 This... This is for real? I guess you can find thing you'll never expect, after all this is the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Nobody said: Wait, is this topic actually serious lol Shh. Let this go on for another 10 pages... 45 minutes ago, Nobody said: IIRC he's like 22 Close. 23. If I recall, I'm only a few months younger than you. Edited July 26, 2018 by Junkhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Belisarius said: seriously insincere also soul is too young for sex What's insincere about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 8 hours ago, Junkhead said: fuck this well you can always find a sugar daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 where my sugar mama at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 26, 2018 Author Share Posted July 26, 2018 i wanna be like ashton kutcher in spread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Junkhead said: where my sugar mama at Would you be okay with an older woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Excellen Browning said: Would you be okay with an older woman? Is not that part of the definition of a sugar mama? If the partner was younger, would she still be called a sugar mama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 2 hours ago, XRay said: Is not that part of the definition of a sugar mama? If the partner was younger, would she still be called a sugar mama? he lives in Florida iirc. it wouldn't be that hard for him to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Mister Rogers said: he lives in Florida iirc. it wouldn't be that hard for him to do it. I'm in Argentina you fuck. though I'm listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 I actually go to Florida a lot (well, around once a year), so there might've been that confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Well in my experience ( a whopping 0 times )(playaa) You need to have good strong rotor blades, the bigger your blade span the better, or you might want to go after a partner with a smaller tail rotor who might be more insecure and let you get with them. What do you mean you're not attracted to attack helicopters, y-you heliphobe. Also you do realise your asking a bunch of people on the internet, who play video games about anime girls, and super buff dudes how to have sex, it's like looking a sober guy at a frat party, sure there are one or two but most people are just, y'know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Pengaius said: Also you do realise your asking a bunch of people on the internet, who play video games about anime girls, and super buff dudes how to have sex, it's like looking a sober guy at a frat party, sure there are one or two but most people are just, y'know... Yes. For the unironic record, I know at least 4-5 people (personally) who partake in these hobbies and have/had respective girlfriends. One of them even openly admitted to jerking off to cartoons. Edited July 27, 2018 by Junkhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Pengaius said: Also you do realise your asking a bunch of people on the internet, who play video games about anime girls, and super buff dudes how to have sex, it's like looking a sober guy at a frat party, sure there are one or two but most people are just, y'know... If he was serious, he'd make a more serious thread (or post in the Men of Serenes Forest thread) and talk about it in a less jokey way. Lots of people here have active sex lives, relationships, spouses, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Johann said: If he was serious, he'd make a thread Trust me, I wouldn't. Also, yeah. It's not surprising to me just about anyone can be in a relationship. I admit it's part of a concept I don't fully understand, but it's not all that uncommon. Edited July 27, 2018 by Junkhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 48 minutes ago, Junkhead said: Trust me, I wouldn't. Also, yeah. It's not surprising to me just about anyone can be in a relationship. I admit it's part of a concept I don't fully understand, but it's not all that uncommon. If you have actual questions, you should ask them, and you'll get actual answers. Don't waste your own time making jokey threads unless you just want jokey responses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Johann said: If you have actual questions, you should ask them, and you'll get actual answers. Don't waste your own time making jokey threads unless you just want jokey responses. What about making "jokey" threads and getting serious responses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Junkhead said: What about making "jokey" threads and getting serious responses? is this a real question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Junkhead said: Yes. For the unironic record, I know at least 4-5 people (personally) who partake in these hobbies and have/had respective girlfriends. One of them even openly admitted to jerking off to cartoons. I know quite a few more nerds who have (nerdy) girlfriends. Even the one who openly professes his love for animated porn has had a rather unbelievable string of girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 27, 2018 Author Share Posted July 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: I know quite a few more nerds who have (nerdy) girlfriends. Didn't feel like splitting hair, but yeah. A lot of the girls, they just meet at anime conventions and the like. It's not hard to believe there's people with similiar interests. 9 minutes ago, Excellen Browning said: Even the one who openly professes his love for animated porn has had a rather unbelievable string of girlfriends. Well I mean, I wouldn't say he is. He just went like "sometimes i want something more "fantasy-like". Funny enough, he also talks about how many times he got laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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