Corrobin Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 I'm an Australia who kills people in one hit. Bloody Mary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Yeah I drink. Doesn't mean I can't be health conscious. Garlic Coca Cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I am as tasteless as this drink. Just having this for novelty’s sake. Amber Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Ugh... I am... so hungover... Whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 "Oh great. Time for an amputation." Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I regret every life decision I have made. Chai tea with vanilla Coffee-Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 For the hipster on the go who needs a pick-me-up! Cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I'm too sophisticated for apple juice, but I'm either too young or just not allowed to have the alcoholic version. Lester's Fixins Ranch Dressing Soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share Posted April 18, 2019 I have negative taste! Eggnog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I'm normal and boring. Mostly boring. Mineral water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I really need to get my minerals in when I get hydrated. Purple Flurp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share Posted May 10, 2019 I'm a goddamn nerd. Toddler formula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I have too much time on my hands to just use plain old milk. Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum Soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I invented a time machine solely to consume discontinued consumables. Gamer Girl Water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 I'm either easily scammed or I have a fetish I don't want everybody to know about. Coca-Cola Blak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I need caffeine in my caffeine. Beer Margarita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 I'm trying to get what little carbonation remains in this beer right now. Yogurt-flavored Pepsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 "I'm so healthy!" Strawberry lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Global warming is good for my lemonade stand. Red Spot Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 You kids can have your crystal Pepsi. I've been waiting for over 50 years for this stuff to be brought back on the market, and I'm not going to skimp on one drop! Panda Dung Tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 1, 2019 Author Share Posted September 1, 2019 I have negative taste! Protein shakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I have muscles. I need more! Placenta Smoothie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 20, 2020 Author Share Posted April 20, 2020 I'm trying to piss people off. Kool-Aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) Depending on the situation, "Oh yeah!!!" or "Oooooooooooooooooh................ yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................." Chicha Edited April 20, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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