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"You might be Christian if..."

You have opinions about dinosaurs.

You know what a Youth Group is.

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...you keep interrupting the museum guide's lecture on evolution with the comment, "Or maybe God just waved His hand."

… you’ve rejected someone by saying, “I’m dating Jesus.”

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...you judge a car ride by how many Adventures in Odyssey tapes it's going to take to get through it.

...you still hold out hope dc Talk is going to get back together.

...you're still emotionally scarred from the Left Behind series.

...your first R rated movie was The Passion of the Christ.

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...It would have been wiser to have chosen a different starting topic if you wanted this to take off.

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52 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

...It would have been wiser to have chosen a different starting topic if you wanted this to take off.

Yeah I wasn't going to say it, but...

Some of this stuff could be taken as insulting Christians.

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6 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Yeah I wasn't going to say it, but...

Some of this stuff could be taken as insulting Christians.

I mean I’m cool with it but I’m a pretty chill Christian. I’m sure someone would be offended by it.

....if you hold out your prom date at arm’s length while dancing to leave room for Jesus 

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14 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Yeah I wasn't going to say it, but...

Some of this stuff could be taken as insulting Christians.

Agreed. This is just a bad way to start what could be a fun thread. I'm still gonna contribute to this, but I'm gonna try not to mock any religions/ethic groups if that comes up. It's just incredibly rude to do so.

... If you believe that Jesus is the son of God.

... If you believe that Jesus died for our sins.

... If you believe that man is born out of Original Sin.

... If you're Anglican.

... If you're Eastern Othorodox.

... If you identify as a Christian.

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It's not so much that the topic could be insulting or offensive to certain groups, more that it's hard to tastefully joke about religion (and have the joke be funny at the same), and it's something some people consider off limits to mock.

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... you have one or more waifus.

... you have a boob mousepad.

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If transubstantiation is a topic that matters to at least some degree to you.

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6 hours ago, XRay said:

... you have a boob mousepad.

Who uses mousepads anymore tho.

35 minutes ago, Dayni said:

If transubstantiation is a topic that matters to at least some degree to you.

Yeah, because weeaboos totally go to the Catholic church. Lol. Topic was changed.

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1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:

Who uses mousepads anymore tho.

People who game on a computer.

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6 minutes ago, XRay said:

People who game on a computer.

Desktop PCs yeah, I can see that.

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8 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Yeah, because weeaboos totally go to the Catholic church. Lol. Topic was changed.

Missed that.

... you've gotten your VHS collection signed and also a few restraining orders.

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...if you can tell a voice actor with your eyes closed.

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... if you have one or more husbandos. I cannot believe I forgot this one.

... if you know more than one type of dere.

... if you know what yaoi and yuri are.

... if you know the jelly-filled-donuts meme.

... if you play Fire Emblem.

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...if you choose Hoshido over Nohr (in general, that is).
...if your gaming console preference is Nintendo.
...if you like Ryoma so much you wanna cosplay him.

...if you've been traumatised by some of the dank memes of Ryoma on people's Tumblrs.

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...if you refer to people older to you as "sensei" or "senpai".

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If you have a katana and you carry it around in public and get so offended when you're told not to.

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10 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

If you have a katana and you carry it around in public and get so offended when you're told not to.

...And it turns out to be a legendary katana from a video game.

 

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