Send Two Characters on a Date!

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Okay, so here's how this thing goes:

We pick two characters, no incest, yadda yadda, etc.

We send them to a date at a location (fictional or non-fictional) of our choosing, and we also get to choose the menu. You can also decide not to choose the menu, and they'll just eat their favorite foods instead.

The next user has to say what happens during the date, then picks another two to continue the game.

Let me start: Roy and Idoun, at a snowy field in Ilia, with hot chocolate and marshmallows.

[Etrurian emperor]

Morgan and L'arachel, to any place where they could dispense justice together which would be their dating activity. 

[Frosty]

Uh...

Reinhardt and Cecilia at a dinner for two!

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Wait guys, the responder is supposed to comment on how it goes, like so:

7 minutes ago, Frosty said:

Reinhardt and Cecilia at a dinner for two!

Reinhardt and Cecilia start arguing over which system of magic is more efficient/superior, which leads to a fully-fledged magic fight between them before Percival and Olwen come to take them home.

@Etrurian emperor, @Frosty, edit your posts please.

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to post another pair. Here we go:

Arthur and Effie at a tavern, with beer and bread.

Edited September 9, 2018 by Purple Mage

[IfIHadToPickADude]

Arthur may or may not have accidentally knocked over the only barrel of ale that the tavern had. This would be no big deal, since the tavern was going to get a new shipment of ale in the morning, but Effie also ate all of the bread. So the tavern kicked them out very quickly, and demanding they never comeback unless they "want ta 'ave all that ya eat an' drink spill outta ya!"

Catria and Cordelia, in the countryside of Ylisse, eating some of Sumia's best pies and wine given to them by Caeda personally.

Edited September 9, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude
Forgot a word.

[Hanes]

Lowen and Rebecca. To the countryside of pherae eating meat... I guess

[Karimlan]

A very inexpensive date—but a very tiring one too. Rebecca hunts, Lowen roasts the game on a spit. Too much time is spent on preparation that Rebecca ends up hunting, again. By the time Lowen is finished, Rebecca had hunted three more pheasants, a deer, and a peacock.

Bartre and Vaike in a bar.

[IfIHadToPickADude]

There weren't many people who saw what exactly happened, but many tell tales of two muscular men getting drunk and doing various things. Most often, people say that they fought until day broke or absolutely destroyed the town.

F!Grima and Duma, somewhere in the spaces between reality, possibly enjoying the taste of the souls of the damned?

[deskita]

The date started off well... until it got to the topic of humanity, Grima argued that they just all needed to die while Duma argued that they needed a life of hardship. Eventually they both went into dragon form and fought for centuries to a tie until yet another divine accord was made.

Loki and Orochi together at the Eternal Stairway.

[Punished Dayni]

Orochi was horrified at Loki's suggestion of using Faceless for a meal, but the date took a turn for the better after Orochi suggested fucking with their respective royals with their talents.

Corrin and Kris, meeting in Pales, eating a buffet. Any gender combo.

[Hawkwing]

The two get into a discussion about how they're thrust into the limelight against their will. Corrin mostly talks about how they wish someone would provide some constructive criticism every now and again instead of going along with every plan they make, and Kris wishes that Marth would stop pinning some of his accomplishments onto them.

Jeigan and Marcus meet up in a gentleman's club and have tea and crumpets.

[Magical Glace]

They start arguing about the right time to retire, both insisting that they're young enough to fight but the other isn't.

Micaiah and Chrom at a mountain hot spring retreat having hot chocolate.

[TheGoodHoms]

Chrom spills his hot chocolate and burns himself. Hicaiah has to heal him.

Hector and Lyn head downtown and stop at a bar.

[IfIHadToPickADude]

They have a nice date, drinking moderately (well, for Hector drinking heavily is moderate for him) participating in some songs that a drunken weirdo shouts out, and by the end of it they head back home still the best of friends (or husband and wife if that's your thing).

Seth and Ephraim, at Grado Castle, eating all sorts of fancy foods.

[eclipse]

"Did you lose a bet or something?"
"Yeah, that's why I'm here instead of Eir."

And then it would shift towards random banter.  Overall, a nice outing that won't call for a second date.

Oscar and Ilyana at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[Magical Glace]

Ilyana eats so much that they both get kicked out, then makes Oscar cook so much for her that he runs out of stuff to cook.

Joshua and L'Arachel in a snazzy modern casino.

[IfIHadToPickADude]

Joshua (somehow) manages to convince L'Arachel that everytime you use a gambling machine, an evil monster is slain. If you get a jackpot, a very sizable portion of the forces of evil. If it wasn't for the fact that it was Joshua's lucky day, they surely would've been at the mercy of Eirika and Ephraim. But L'Arachel and Joshua managed to have a wonderful time, and get back more money than they came in with.

Anna and Mila, Mila's temple, having a wonderful multi-course meal.

[X-Naut]

Anna is enthralled to have a 100% off discount and even gets a Valentian cookbook out of it for her own inter-Outrealm restaurant chain. She then offers to treat Mila to one of them some time, who is delighted.

Othin and Tanya at Mt Violdrake's finest (and only) tavern.

[Magical Glace]

They have some drinks, but it doesn't work out and they don't go on a second date

Marth and Caeda's unnamed kid and smol Tiki have a playdate in Altea Castle courtyard, and are given yummy rolls

[Punished Dayni]

Maeda spends most of the time asking about where Tiki is from and being excited to talk to someone from the Wars of Heroes and Shadows who they don't know from the palace. Tiki ends up transforming and playing along with the legend of Anri after one of them mentions it. A tree almost certainly gets burned in the aftermath.

It is adorable.

Ninian and Shigure, Ilian mountains, Slush drinks.

@Hawkwing I'm just giggling at that Mako face.

[Magical Glace]

Fateslandia culture worships dragons, so Shigure probably treats her with a lot of respect.  Ninian finds this somewhat uncomfortable, being used to living without humans and knowing what the Elibe humans did to the Elibe manaketes.  However, Shigure's relaying how well he can coexist with his cousins, Corrin and Kana, lightens her up.  They get along pretty well.

Eliwood and Rebecca go to eat hamburgers from Burger King.

[SoulWeaver]

Unfortunately, Rebecca finds hamburger not gamey enough for her tastes, and the two decide afterwards to go to try Social Axe Throwing as it sounds like it may have some practical use.

Eliwood's Weapon Proficiency Increased
Rebecca's Weapon Proficiency Increased

Overall, a success.

*evil glint in eyes* Zephiel and Naga, within Arcadia, menu is up to next poster's interpretation. One who wishes to destroy humans for dragons, and one who wishes for dragons to depart life's stage in favor of humans, in the one place where both seem capable of getting along just fine. Bonus of +15 to SKL of all future posters if @Interdimensional Observer is the next poster.

Incidentally, I assume we're not doing double women/men dates? I was tempted to use Soleil and Heather. Bonus of +5 to LUC for your next Summoning in Heroes if you also do this one(probably).

Edited September 9, 2018 by SoulWeaver

[Interdimensional Observer]

I was summoned, but I'll make no promises of the quality of what I come up with.

 

Naga, sensing from across the multiverse a realm in need of her help, discovered the Elibe dimension and then warped herself there. She arrives just as Bern conquers Arcadia, and quickly learning of the plight of the Arcadians, agreed to come to their aid. Naga then goes forth and asks to meet with the leaders of Bern, taking fiercesome dragon form to strike fear and respect into them. News of this flows to Zephiel, whom upon hearing of a dragon, albeit one in opposition to him, comes immediately to Arcadia. Zephiel, in deference to dragons, willingly knell before Naga and accepted her call for a dinner between the two of them, over which they could discuss their views. The venue of the former abode of Athos, where Forblaze is tucked away.

The menu consists of steak made from an aged wyvern retired from combat and transport duties, it is served alongside greens fertilized with human nightsoil, yogurt made from fermented cow's milk is the dessert. Water is the beverage of choice. All of this was arranged by Naga.

Zephiel politely greets Naga, and Naga the same to Zephiel. Zephiel asks Naga a long series of questions concerning herself and her world. Zephiel finds Naga to be very much like Jahn, her emotions are controlled, she is free of vice, she led her people into a golden age of such marvels of civilization that humanity could never achieve he believes. And yet, Zephiel is infuriated by Naga, she is for all her apparent wisdom, too naive, too stupid, why does she trust in irredeemable humanity so? How could she just let her people abandon the earth to humanity without a fight? She could be his draconic messiah, the one who shall replace humanity with a far far far better draconic world. Naga can sense Zephiel's emotions, and inquires what made him so, she pities him. Zephiel, considering himself as a wretched human, does not want such pity, he would like her to end him, but only after eradicating the rest of humanity first. 

Naga attempts to convince Zephiel he is wrong about humanity and about dragonkind. Although she cannot speak of too much of Elibean dragonkind, she does make it clear in her world that dragons are emotional creatures, capable of the great sin of pride, contrary to what this Jahn has told him. She relays the tales of the Earth Dragons and its allies, and all the woe they made not just upon humanity, but dragonkind itself. She too, having caught glimpse of Idunn before, uses her, having sensed something was wrong in her, as the victim of others of her species, as evidence against the perfection. She pities Zephiel, and sees in him, were it not for his despair, just what humanity need to make a fair successor to dragonkind, nay able to bring civilization to a higher level than that which dragonkind left off at. Whereas Zephiel is coldly frustrated by the entire meeting, remaining unswayed through the whole of it, Naga remains serenely calm, herself unmoving in her views just the same despite the difference in emotions.

Returning to the food. Zephiel drinks only the water, not touching the food. Naga on the other hand drinks the water and eats all of the food. Naga asks why Zephiel has not touched any of it. Zephiel, proving his brilliance, replies he could see the meaning behind the dishes. The wyvern steak is symbolic of dragonkind, and he will not eat of those superior to himself. The greens were cultivated using human waste, therefore he will not eat of them either. Although not as high in his mind as dragons, Zephiel still considers all other lifeforms superior to humans, and thus refused to partake of the yogurt derived from a cow. Water, a lifeless thing derived therefore from nothing holy nor base nor in between, is all he will consume.

Zephiel then wants Naga's reasons for partaking of each. Naga considers the natural world to have natural transitions, and natural behaviors. The aged wyvern died a natural death after a long life of service, she acknowledges its death and eats it. She sees that human waste has grown given rise to fresh greens, and disregarding the fact that it arose from humans, eats it. She too eats the yogurt, finding nothing wrong in the partaking of cattle. She thus accepts the death of dragonkind, the rise of humanity, and all other organisms as they are involved in the natural cycle being discussed. She then states she would not object to cows eating the meat of humans, if that were the natural course of things, but that she will oppose unnatural changes in this process.  

Sophia then steps in towards the end of the dinner, and if with many ellipses in a shy and unprepared manner, lays out the case of Arcadia. Sophia expresses the faint hope of peaceful human and dragon coexistence coprosperity. Zephiel rejects this proposition outright, finding humanity to be the problem. Naga says she would like to believe in the possibility of coexistence, but finds dragonkind in its sheer power, longevity, and physiological problems (degeneration in her world, the post-Ending Winter clime in this one), to make dragonkind ill-suited to be with humanity on a global, widespread basis. In effect, Naga agrees with Zephiel that dragons and humankind can't truly coexist, albeit she pins the problem of coexistence on the opposite group as him.

Sophia then departs, leaving Zephiel and Naga alone once more. Seeing Naga's annoying gaze into his heart, Zephiel then admits, grudgingly, that he would like to see Arcadia as the world, that he would like to coexist with dragonkind. But he is not to be a hypocrite, no humanity is devoid of sin, no human can truly coexist with dragons, as long as any human exists, dragonkind will be in danger from its vices. Once the rest of humanity is with certainty eradicated, he will then end himself to complete things, but until then he will not rest nor consider death. Naga then explains that she accepted death once before (this is Awakening Naga I forgot to add), leaving humanity behind to finish what she believed it could do, when it was not certain the threat of dragonkind to it was gone. Zephiel considers this foolish, but at the same time daring and honorable.

By this point, the dinner, which had begun at an early 4:00 PM or so, has dragged on through the night. Although Zephiel has been worn in his arguments with Naga, he is still quite alert, ever interested in hearing what comes from Naga's mouth. It has just passed 5:00 AM, the Sun shall soon rise again, this "dinner" has gone on for so long. Accepting things have gone on for too long, Zephiel and Naga adjourn, they shall later that day reach their decisions. Zephiel, after getting a few hours' sleep, orders Bern withdraw from Arcadia immediately taking nothing from there with them and to never return, as a concession to Naga. Naga for her part withdraws to her world, trusting in the good humans of Elibe to defeat Zephiel.

But before Naga departs, the next time Zephiel slumbers, she visits him in her spiritual form. She dives into his soul and takes with her a fragment of it. Then traveling back in time, she goes back to before humanity came to exist in Archanea, Valentia, and Jugdral. Naga then incarnates Zephiel's soul fragment as a young man with no memories, devoid of clothes. A savage, he quickly prodigally learns to hunt and forage. It is not long before he stumbles on a group of ancient dragonkind, and befriends many dragons, which are taken by this courious thing. The savage Zephiel falls in a love with a female dragon, who is the first to learn how to take human form. In human form, this female dragon is visited by savage Zephiel, and begets many children with him. These children interbreed and also marry other dragons, over time however, the dragon side gradually fades away, creating the human race, which spreads out over all the continents.

 

Xane and Ophelia, at a puppet show, eating chicken nuggets in various fun shapes with green ketchup.

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4 hours ago, SoulWeaver said:

Incidentally, I assume we're not doing double women/men dates? I was tempted to use Soleil and Heather. Bonus of +5 to LUC for your next Summoning in Heroes if you also do this one(probably).

Any combination of two characters from anything, not just FE, but all of fiction, is fair game as long as it isn't incest/selfcest/etc. You can pair male to male, female to female, gold knight to apache helicopter, whatever you want. You can also re-use characters, as long as pairs aren't re-used.

As for the current pair: Xane and Ophelia take over the puppet show, using the nuggets as props (and sometimes eating them) and having a good time. The audience cheers at their sheer creativity and their immersion into the story they improvised.

Next pair: Lillie from Pokémon Sun/Moon and Nils, in a well-stocked spacecraft of unimportant origin, eating sweets.

[Magical Glace]

Nils is able to empathize greatly with Lillie's missing father trouble, as both his parents vanished during the Scouring, and vice versa.  They then realize a spacecraft was a kinda bad idea as Lillie's father vanished studying a dimension hopping craft.  They quickly land it and go to something more normal, and the rest of the date goes well.

Sensha Otoko!Iskandar and Canon!Iskandar from Fate go to a perfectly ordinary diner with pancakes.

(Does this count as selfcest?  Senshaverse Iskandar acts quite differently than normal Iskandar.)

If it does veer too close to selfcest: Senshaverse Enkidu drags Senshaverse Gil out to the aforementioned diner with the pancakes.

Edited September 10, 2018 by Glaceon Mage