Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Mulder reveals that Lucius has to do a cover of "What Does the Fox Say" while Lucius Fox, Fox, and Mulder all have Sinner's Sandwiches and make the background sounds for what the fox says in the lyrics. The song goes on to hit platinum 33 times, the music video on YouTube gets 0 dislikes, a new era of music is ushered forth. Then it's the last episode of X-Files ever made. Tharja and... anyone in her tent. (Let's just say Gaius in this case and he brings several Sinner's Sandwiches.) Edited September 22, 2018 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 Tharja gets pissed that Gaius isn't Robin and curses him so much that he lies in a coma for the next month. Marth and Princess Zelda, in Hyrule Castle, eating royal food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 They get into an argument over whether there's one goddess or three. Mario and Peach in a pizza restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: They get into an argument over whether there's one goddess or three. Nice Awkward Zombie reference. As for the current pair: they eat too much pizza that they get kicked out of the restaurant. Nils and Lyndis, strolling around Caelin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Rath, Hector, Eliwood, and Kent stare in disbelief and Nils looks at them with a shit-eating grin to confirm how lucky he is. He then transforms into his dragon form and brings Lyndis a fresh smoking slab of ribs they both have for dinner. Afterwards he transforms again and takes Lyndis out for a very exciting flight. Nergal and Sonia... anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Nergal wants Sonia to wear a dragon costume when he takes her to bed and she refuses and blasts him with fimbltvr. Nergal is a scaley and he has no shame. Spyro and Nowi (in dragon form, her human form is a secret) in the Artisan castle eating lamb chops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) They have a fun time and act like the kids they are. Nobody goes to jail, thankfully. Tiki and Chrom, in Ylisstol's palace, eating Ylissean cuisine. Edited October 4, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 The cook accidentally undercooks Tiki's meal and she shapeshifts and cooks it more...and ends up burning the table down...and the palace has to be evacuated and the fire department has to be called. Whoops. Batman and Catwoman in a fancy restaurant in Gotham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 They're interrupted by the Joker robbing a bank, so they go stop him instead of going on a date. Shigure and Lucina, on a magic carpet ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Shigure is actually Flora in disguise who was afraid to tell Lucina the truth but then Garon destroys the carpet and reveals Flora's true identity. Garon then sends Flora to the northern most parts of Ilia and takes Lucina for himself so that he can marry her and inherit the Halidom of Ylisse for himself. Only to find out that Lucina isn't so inclined to the idea so he has to take her to his castle and "teach her some respect". Mario and Bowsette at Babbo in New York City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitchWarrior Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 They inevitably discuss why this happened in the first place, then Bowsette goes back to doing the thing she loves most: tormenting the red-capped hero. In other news... I request Serra and Erk. At the beach, eating fancily-prepared three-course meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 At first, Erk is annoyed by Serra, but he warms up to him and end the date with a tender kiss. Lucius and Priscilla, anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 The two go swimming naked; one issue is that Raven is close by watching; but who is he watching? Claire Redfield (from Resident Evil) and the Green Biker Dude from the opening of Megaman X2. The two are talking about motorcycles and even go out biking together. Green Biker Dude: https://imgur.com/gallery/Xtr26yO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 They find a nice bar to eat at but oh no! Zombies attack! They combine their strengths to defeat the zombies and decide that they have chemistry and go back for a second date later. Wreck It Ralph and Vanellope Von Sweetz in Game Central Station eating cherries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 They eat the cherries and go off to the internet for more shenanigans. Roy and Guinevere, in Castle Pherae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Guinevere slams Roy's very idea at making any sort of romantic engagement especially after having killed her half-brother leaving her as the only remaining monarch of Bern. She leaves him with a warning that any attempts to pursue his act of taking advantage of her status will escalate unfavorably. Then it makes for the plot of the third Fire Emblem game set in the Elibe setting. Lon'qu and Cordelia at the ballroom gala for Chrom and Olivia's first wedding anniversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Lon'qu is antisocial and hides in the bathroom. Cordelia only gets him out by saying Chrom and Olivia are going to pay him to peel potatoes. Vaike and Sully in a tavern at Ferox, recommended to them by Basilio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) They break out into the Gaston song, with Vaike as Gaston and Sully as LeFou. 57 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Guinevere slams Roy's very idea at making any sort of romantic engagement especially after having killed her half-brother leaving her as the only remaining monarch of Bern. She leaves him with a warning that any attempts to pursue his act of taking advantage of her status will escalate unfavorably. Then it makes for the plot of the third Fire Emblem game set in the Elibe setting. Man that's pretty harsh. Roy's just a lonely boy who wants a friend! Roy and Cecilia, in Etruria. Edited October 19, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Roy insists on learning magic from Cecilia, but she refuses because she doesn’t want to admit how she absolutely sucks at it compared to Lilina once Lilina gets a few levels and promotes. Matthew and Serra; where Hector is screwing with Matthew by ordering Serra to follow him around against his will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Serra won't shut up so Matthew duct tapes her mouth shut. Red and Gary MFing Oak meet at Pokemon Tower where the latter is mourning his raticate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 They break the fourth wall and remind the Fanfic writer, "For the 45th time, we are not gay!" Batman and Violet from The Incredibles on a yacht not far from the shore of Corto Maltese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: They break the fourth wall and remind the Fanfic writer, "For the 45th time, we are not gay!" *high fives* 16 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Batman and Violet from The Incredibles on a yacht not far from the shore of Corto Maltese. Mr. and Mrs. Incredible crash the date because Batman is too old to be dating a teenage girl. Batman swears he thought she was 18. A huge superhero fight follows. Maribelle and a random Hylian knight in Lon Lon Ranch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 The Hylian knight turns out to be Hylian Air Force, gets triggered by the animals because "bestiality", and begins impaling the animals on his lance instead. No offense to my buddy Hylian Air Force. Shulk and Farina in Ilia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Shulk: Who are you? Is this Valak Mountains? Is that a...flying ponio? The hell? You've made Monado Boy very confused, Purple. Now I have to warp him home. Farina: How much did that laser sword cost- Zip it. I haven't adopted you Farina but I can still shut you up. Farina: What? GREAT GODDESS DCAT SAYS SHUT UP! *warps Shulk home* Malon and OoT Link in Kakariko Village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 Oh no! It's adult Malon with young Link! Malon goes to jail. Luthier and Lute, in a library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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