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I specified no selfcest, but I'll make an exception. Just this once. They skate around and utterly fail, with numerous falls and whatnot. While they enjoyed each other's company, they decide not to date because dating themselves was too weird, even though they can marry their pseudo-siblings and cousin.

Beck from FE1/11/12 and Jess from Advance Wars, in a random Green Earth city, eating military rations.

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51 minutes ago, Purple Mage said:

I specified no selfcest, but I'll make an exception. Just this once. They skate around and utterly fail, with numerous falls and whatnot. While they enjoyed each other's company, they decide not to date because dating themselves was too weird, even though they can marry their pseudo-siblings and cousin.

Beck from FE1/11/12 and Jess from Advance Wars, in a random Green Earth city, eating military rations.

What if the two selfs are basically totally separate characters, ie (Danganronpa 2 spoilers)

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Hajime and Izuru, who share a body but were essentially two different consciousnesses with vastly different personalities and abilities that resulted from mad scientists messing with Hajime’s brain?

I’m weirdly fond of that sort of thing for jokey stuff like this thread.  Tbh, when I posted the Iskandar one, I was hoping that’d get picked over the Gil/Enkidu one, since the contrast between shy otaku Iskandar and boisterous King of Conquerors Iskandar would be an amusing dynamic to work with, to say nothing about the vastly different environments the two Iskandars would have been raised in.

 

anyway, they have a long discussion about how kinda gross military food is, wanting something better, they shell out for a fancy restaurant 

 

Edward and Mia from FE10, in Darin keep being treated to full course meals by Micaiah

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Both end up being stuffed, thanked Micaiah for the chow, and went off to spend the entire afternoon sparring.

Effie and Stahl at an all-day breakfast buffet in the Hyatt.

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Bird-watching, laughing, and a bit of philosophical discussion are the order of the day.  While it's hardly a date, it was fun!

Amelia and Rolf take a walk in the park~!

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Ninian might have some difficulty talking to Roy, given she falls for Eliwood regardless of what you do and seeing the kid of the guy you love with someone else isn't super easy to do.  She shoves down what jealousy she does feel and the event goes mostly smoothly.

Odin and Elise in a violin practicing room in Castle Krakenburg.

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Odin tries to weaponize the violin music and that goes over just as well as you'd expect. Meanwhile Brady comes through the outrealm gate in search of the flamboyant dark mage who stole his violin and who reminds him WAY too much of a friend of his...

N from Pokemon set up on a blind date with Lethe in a taco restaurant.

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"You're the weirdest beorc I've ever met."  Assuming Lethe can get a word in edgewise!

But the tacos were good, at least.  Lyre, not so much (even if she enjoyed the view).

Sora from Kingdom Hearts somehow winds up with Shanna in an ice skating rink.

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@Purple Mage I'd say good idea, but it might be difficult for other people who don't know our OCs.

Ninian spends the whole time gushing over how cute Toothless is and Hiccup goes "screw it, I'm going back to Astrid."

Elora the faun from Spyro and Grover the satyr from Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus in some park having a picnic.

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Most passersby would probably be giving them weird looks, as Wolt is around 21 years younger than Lyn is, but isn't referring to her in a way indicating she's family.  They do some archery practice and overall have a nice time, though.

Harry Potter and FE!Miriel in a desert eating rice.

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Harry Potter is wondering if walking across a desert just to see a Quidditch game with flying carpets is actually worthwhile. Miriel tells him to stop that kind of talk, as seeing the game played differently will expand their horizons, and that now would be a good time to take a break and eat something. Little does either party know that Laurent appeared from that future around this time, and walked the opposite direction, missing meeting his mother by a few feet (or more likely, miles).

 

Jackie Chan and Owain, after drinking several sodas, decide to have a non-lethal fight in a toy store.

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FIGHT BREAKS OUT IN LOCAL TOY STORE

"...The two men were identified as Jackie Chan and Owain Ylisse. The reasons why the fight broke out in unknown, but many have speculated that they were fighting over a limited edition action figure they spotted in the store. The witness at the scene have said that Ylisse was the one to initiate the fight. ... Here's what Ylisse's cousin, Lady Lucina Ylisse had to say about the situation: 'I don't know why he didn't ask Jackie Chan if he could see that Mojo's Odd Journey figure instead of fighting him.'"

sorry for that, I just wanted to shake it up a bit

Nyx and Miriel, at a laboratory, trying to figure out Nyx's condition.

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They have a blast exploring and come back with tons of treasure, but now there's an angry dragon after them who wants his treasure back...

Prince Kallian (click his name for an image) finds Naesala washed up on the shores of Eyrth Sea and figures he'll try to get this strange fellow bird person to wake up and say where he comes from. Naesala wakes up in the Alcamoth palace...

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...and decides to answer Kallians questions, while subtlety getting his own answered. He stays at Alcamoth for a while, but it's all a ploy to gain as much information as he can before he returns to Tellius. That being said, Naesala unironically enjoys his stay there, and Prince Kallian plans to visit Tellius someday. Would anyone be opposed to a Fire Emblem X Xenoblade crossover sometime in the future?

Sub-Zero and Princess Elza go to a figure skating show and a hockey game, providing free snow-cones to several people along the way.

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2 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

Would anyone be opposed to a Fire Emblem X Xenoblade crossover sometime in the future?

I'd dig that! Mechas in a medieval setting lol. Kieran would try to fight the mechas. And I'm pretty sure the people on the Bionis eat ponios and not ride them, so...a lot of the FE peeps just might end up getting their horses shot. Reyn put that barbecue sauce away and stop looking at Titania's horse before she goes after you with her axe! No Gadolt you did NOT eat a pot brownie on accident, that's really a flying horse. And no you can't eat it. It belongs to Marcia. She'll be pissed.

3 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

Sub-Zero and Princess Elza go to a figure skating show and a hockey game, providing free snow-cones to several people along the way.

Jack Frost is at the hockey game but he's drunk and rowdy and has to be escorted out of the arena. Sub Zero and Elsa (you spelled it wrong) wonder why all the people with ice magic are showing up in the same place all of a sudden.

Waluigi hosts a "Didn't get into Smash" party at a bar. You pick whoever shows up.

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Waluigi had prepared the party for everyone who didn't get into smash so they could have some fun without those dastardly Marios cramping his style. However, hours pass while nobody shows up, what with everyone being "there". Waluigi sits alone at the bar, sobbing because Sauraki forgot him yet again. Before he turns the lights off, he hears a bell.

The door opens. It's Lyn.

Waluigi instantly perks up, screams a WAAAAA and welcomes Lyn to all the activities, which turn out to be similar to Mario Party minigames. They also have some of the hardest juices he could find behind the bar. They end up having a blast, but Waluigi never sees Lyn after that, mainly because the competitive types never bothered using the assist trophies and so they'd never duke it out.

(Jeez, that was a bad effort)

So, Kempf and Narcian meet in a mirror shop while being served hor d'oeuvres anyone?

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Kempf believes that, by coming with him, Narcian fell into his trap (in america).  Narcian believes Kempf is merely enraptured by his peerless beauty and grace.

It goes oddly well, with the actual events involving a tent, 6 pebbles, a stick, aliens, dolphins, and bubbles.

 

Takumi and Shanna, in a hair salon.

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1 hour ago, Dayni said:

(Jeez, that was a bad effort)

That was actually perfect.

16 minutes ago, Glaceon Mage said:

Takumi and Shanna, in a hair salon.

Fae comes in selling girl scout cookies and they buy them and get haircuts, but Takumi looks...off without his awesome ponytail.

Dunban(Xenoblade) and this lady at a Chili's with an NFL game on the TV.

(The dude lost the use of his right arm. It's not amputated but it's pretty much dead.)

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On 9/15/2018 at 7:08 PM, IfIHadToPickADude said:

sorry for that, I just wanted to shake it up a bit

Far from it, actually. All I wanted was to give people the mental image of Jackie Chan in a toystore.

And here's him with a stepladder:

 

9 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Elsa (you spelled it wrong)

...This is why I need to relearn the habit of going to bed on time.

4 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Dunban(Xenoblade) and this lady at a Chili's with an NFL game on the TV.

I read as much as I could of the article until I looked to the right and saw what kinds of ads the website has. Needless to say, I believe I set a world record for "fasted time a person has hit the X button on a website accurately"... again.

Anyway, Dunban is impressed by the ladies resume, and they have a enjoyable evening eating chili dogs and watching a football game. Thankfully, they enjoy each others company for more than just the fact that they (technically, for one side) don't have arms.

 

Lucius, Lucius Fox, Fox McCloud, and Fox Moulder all meet at a picnic

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