You wake up in an appartment married to your Fire Emblem Waifu, but oh no...

[qrqwqrqrq]

So her proportions are like this cocky little freak on the left.

[Legolas]

THEYRE TAKING THE WAIFUS TO ISENGARD!

[Jingle Jangle]

This may be problematic.

[AnonymousSpeed]

I'm sure at least one person finds the Heroes in-battle models erotic.

[Dragoncat]

Does she eat sugar and lie and go "ha ha ha"?

[ViceTOLUCT]

Troll troll

Yes eclipse?

Spamming Far from the forrest?

No eclipse!

Telling lies?

No eclipse!

Open your profile page.

HA HA HA!

[Florete]

Starting to feel like I've had enough internet for one day.

[MacLovin]

hi this is the FBI

[MyLuckyHaiku]

Oh boy, This is quite odd. please send help

[Dandy Druid]

I'll have what you're having.

[AnonymousSpeed]

I am very disappointed that I can't see who voted for what.

The sweet juicy gossip, like the sweet juice of a juicy apple, tempts me from behind that anonymity, just as the flesh of an apple tempts me from underneath the skin.

Yeah. I eat healthy.

[qrqwqrqrq]

Also don't worry  about having chibi freaks as children, she is infertile.

[MyLuckyHaiku]

10 hours ago, qrqwqrqrq said:

Also don't worry  about having chibi freaks as children, she is infertile.

That's good, I wouldn't want a kid who couldn't fit their head through a doorframe.