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The Walhart-Walmart connection


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Alright, now follow me on this. We could obviously do the "Walhart is one letter off from Walmart" thing, but there is an obvious connection between the two if you look deep enough. Well, there are multiple, so lets go down the list. For simplicities sake, we'll start with Walhart. 

1) Walhart rules the continent Valm. Valm is Valencia, the Kingdom of Valencia was started by Alm. What color is most prominent on Alm? Blue. What color is Walmart famous for? Blue. Connection number 1

2) Walhart has multiple generals, one of which is named Excellus. Excellus is also the name of an iphone app. Phones are sold at Walmart.

3) Walhart comes with the skill Conquest. Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest can still be found at Walmart.

4) Another one of Walhart's generals was Cervantes. Cervantes is the last name of a famous Spanish writer. In his most famous book, "Don Quixote" (which could probably be found at a Walmart, but that's the easy way out), the main character lives in the La Mancha region. With La Mancha, we get to the movie "Man of La Mancha", an adaptation of a book by Dale Wasserman. Dale Wasserman died in Paradise Valley, Arizona, and guess what's at Paradise Valley, Arizona, A WALMART SUPERCENTER. 

5) Walhart is voiced by Richard Epcar, who also is Ansem in KH3. KH3 is coming out for PS4 and Xbox 1 (again, can be bought at Walmart, but we're going in further). PlayStation is made by Sony, whose head office is in Minato, Tokyo, Japan. The Minato region of Tokyo is well known for the Tokyo Tower. The Tokyo Tower is 1,092 ft tall, making it the second tallest thing in Japan. You know what else is the second tallest of something? John Rogan, who is the second tallest person in the world (or was, he is dead). He lived and died in Tennessee (there are Walmart in Tennessee, but that's too easy, we did that last time). Tennessee is currently going through it's midterms, and has a few candidates. The Democratic nominee is Marsha Blackburn, who was just endorsed by Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is a friend of Ed Sheeran, who recently played at the Nashville's Nissan Stadium. But while in Tennessee, you know where Mr. Sheeran went? That's right, he went to Walmart to get some pajamas. BOOM!

If you have any other Walhart Walmart connections, please inform me of them immediately 

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Walhart is in Heroes. You know who else is in Heroes? Chrom. Chrom also happens to be a new echo fighter in the upcoming game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which will be released for the Nintendo Switch. The Nintendo Switch also happens to have Amiibo compatibility. You know where you can find Amiibos? At Target, which also happens to be a discount retailer, and one of Target's main competitors is...

Walmart, another discount retailer.

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Walhart- Giant dude who desires to be the employer and economic controller of a vast number of people by being their ruler.

Walmart- Giant company which desires to be the employer and economic controller of a vast number of people by being their preferred retailer.

The evidence is right there.

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9 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said:

Walhart- Giant dude who desires to be the employer and economic controller of a vast number of people by being their ruler.

Walmart- Giant company which desires to be the employer and economic controller of a vast number of people by being their preferred retailer.

The evidence is right there.

Also Walmart employees are worked to the bone and treated like shit.

No wait...Amazon doesn't allow their packers bathroom breaks and they go in water bottles if they have to. Not Walmart. But Walmart is still pretty bad I'd assume.

I figure Walhart isn't too kind to his underlings either.

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