Fortron Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) Hello everybody just want to say this will be my longest update yet so lets get straight into Chapter five part 2 SIEGE TOMES THAT CAN ONE SHOT YOU'RE UNITS SOUNDS LIKE FUN Spoiler Here is our position at the end of the last update Lute kills a healer instead of convincing her to join us DAMN YOU LUTE Gilliam hits this knight with his only weakness MAGIC! Eirika finishes off the knight I forget to turn Joshua's animations on for you're information he hit a 29 percent Natasha avoids the wrath of THE EYE OF EVIL Yeah things are going well nothing can spoil thing n- . . . WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (One rant about how fire emblem is bs later) Okay i think i have calmed down know lets load a save state and try that again After some rearranging and minor RNG abusing lute survives Garcia chips enemy and gets a bad level Gilliam tries to kill the bolting mage but is a few hit points short of killing Eirika misses twice cmon eirika i thought you were trying to be good Ross prays to our lord and savior seth He uses his new found power from the prayers to kill his evil doppelganger MOAR DANCE DIE... oh wait she survives That unit then suicides herself on seth I moved lute out of the range of mc siege tome eirika dodges EIRIKA STOP MISSING PLEASE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BAD PUPIL HEY! do not heal that awful siege tome pupil Well... at least she managed to hit once LUTE NO LIKE YOU LUTE SMASH Moulder battles against the healer of DOOM Here a update on our positions YAY A HEALING STAFF FO- wait we do not have a healer BOLTING BOLTING EVERY SINGLE DAY BOLTING BOLTING ITS THE ONLY WAY A guiding ring we can use this on either gilliam or eirika possible ross and neimi? i do not know if dancers and bards have a T2 If they do please tell me Speaking of gilliam he chips a healer i have to buy him a flux soon Garcia mauls the healer to finish IF I CAN'T HAVE A HEALER NO ONE CAN! I have no interesting comments to make about this level Killing healers makes for bad levels apparently Playing music also makes for bad levels I go visit the shop until i realize that only the before battle shop has the stuff i need YOU DARE CHALLENGE SETH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR I forgot to screenshot it but a enemy gets healed Joshua need to animations Scratch that i was wrong Yeah i guess characters can get skills at certain level milestones cool Seth kills this guy by looking at him funny Joshua says the joshua family war cry THE SIX ORBS OF DESTRUCTION PUNISH YOU FOR KILLING LUTE IN A ALTERNATE DIMENSION I honesty did not think that would hit Wait if eirika has no armor on why was there a tink "conspiracy music plays" Of course she will dodge if you do not even bother to attack YOU MUST DIE Here is a position update more reinforcements appeared Boo! "it seems the crowd is booing and hissing at eirikas performance" "But seth takes up the wheel and keeps team fortron as the crowd favorite" Ross dances so hard he glitches the exp bar Seth kills a cleric she will not be able to mend those wounds anymore Ross dances for seth i know this is barely different from the other screenshots but i do not think i am going to show these after this update Crimson eye is there anything more powerful than crimson eye where would we be without Seth Moulder keep stabbing away Eirika please start being good I SAID START BEING GOOD Neimi dances some more and gets a level Lute has had enough and jumps in the air for a super finisher Well sooner or later his majesty is going to be dead like you I am ok with this lute is already doing insane damage the only way i can see her not dying to enemys though is if she was a dodge tank Now our reward for saving all the villages is... Honestly not as bad as i thought it would be And thats all for this update i have to give a huge thanks to this boi uses nino for helping me with figuring out how to keep making updates next time Now for something completely different Edited March 3, 2019 by fortron I got it to work now the update is complete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Okay i am having some major problems with not being allowed to upload images so i will post the rest of this update when i can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Hey so no dancers can't promo, you might want to use that guiding ring on someone though so they can start using staves, also don;t double posts. Edit your post instead of making another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said: Hey so no dancers can't promo, you might want to use that guiding ring on someone though so they can start using staves, also don;t double posts. Edit your post instead of making another one. okay thanks for telling me dancers can not promote i will edit my post i will make a small text post saying i did though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Okay this is going on a brief hiatus while i figure out how to fix this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 does anyone know how to fix this the problem that is causing the hiatus is that serenas says i can not upload files bigger than 0.01MB so yeah that is quite a problem all my screenshots are bigger than that so if you know how to fix this please tell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 42 minutes ago, fortron said: does anyone know how to fix this the problem that is causing the hiatus is that serenas says i can not upload files bigger than 0.01MB so yeah that is quite a problem all my screenshots are bigger than that so if you know how to fix this please tell me You have used too many screenshots because you repeat the same ones all the time, like an Iron Sword 3 million times. But like th eproblem is you are using the "Drag files here to attach, or choose files..." thing on the forums too much and there is a cap to how many images you can add and that every profile can have only a maximum number of screenshots depending on size. I reccomend you just use https://imgur.com/ to upload pictures there and then drag and drop them here on the space where you make out your post. Also make sure that when you put a bunch of images to drag and drop, you give the image group a title so that they don't spill over in all of your profile. Fnally, you dont need to share them to use them. I would reccomend DMing @eclipse for further help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 Okay i want to announce that i have updated the last update it is now finished updates will take a little longer to put out now but i do not care just wanted to say the hiatus is O V E R so enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) Hello everyone lets just do this Chapter 5x prelude you already have a shaman WELL TO BAD Spoiler Its time to play everyone's favorite fire emblem 8 gaiden chapter why is it everyone's favorite well that's because ITS THE ONLY ONE IN THE GAME Lets look at our new units because i did not screenshot the map here Yeah ephraim has bad bases like eirika but unlike eirika he has the growths to counteract those bases Next up the man with with the plan F O R D E I am still new with imgur so a screenshot did not upload properly here and i am to lazy to try to upload it again also forde Is another shaman lets look at kyle His weapon is a nosferatu so i decided i did not need to show it again honestly i do not know which of the three shamans i will use so you decide Yep i am having a poll the poll will be open for three days the winner will be used the others will be benched Oh yeah we also have to look at the traitorous bastard orson Well orson has 21 one attack he will one shot everything and if he does not he has that consecutive attack ability and 20 plus crit When starting battle and if the enemy survives that the poison will be more than enough to finish them off so yeah nothing will survive orson Well lets look at the boss This guy will not be much trouble and if he is orson can kill him now lets start playing this chapter Here is our starting position not to good we have some wyverns that will murder our squishy characters unless we murder them first Yeah i was being really serous about that they will murder us part Orson you are going to betray us later but for now KILL THEM ALL Orson got a critical so that's one wyvern we have banned from existence We start our assault on the other wyvern as well MORE HEALING Some more combat happens we try to dig our way out of our starting position Ephraim turns into a rainbow to help combat this wyvern rider Here is a position update things are looking good I steal this poor guys life essence to heal kyle ORSON WATCH OUT FOR THE BLUE STREAKS OF DEATH Orson shoots little girls confirmed Orson fires a bird from his bow to finish the job Bad screenshots are bad We slowly start progressing while making sure to attack this enemy Ephraim bows to this mercenary but accidentally scratches him with his sharp claws If you want to give me a million dollars raise you're hands One last screenshot of me showing you my position and we are done for you're knowledge each update will contain about 50 screenshots make Sure to vote on that poll and lets do the conclusion i do not know how this sites polls work so here is a link To a strawpoll https://www.strawpoll.me/17546814 Next time PROGRESS Edited March 4, 2019 by Fortron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 14 hours ago, Fortron said: Yeah ephraim has bad bases like eirika but unlike eirika he has the growths to counteract those bases Did one of the claws have high crit? Also, for anyone else reading the vote's in a strawpoll at the end of the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Okay the votes are in with a overwhelming 100 percent of the vote it seems kyle will be our shaman well enough introductions lets get into Chapter 5x part 2 No healing items is so much fun Spoiler Here is our current position lets start progressing through this castle Orson that bow is not a sword stop wielding it like one ORSON STAND UP STRAIGHT... hunching is bad for you're back And this was PSAs with Fortron do you're part and believe what a random stranger on the internet says It seems orson took my message to heart good Lancereavers mean nothing when i do not have a single lance user Mmmm you're soul tastes good Hey do not fire arrows at kyle he will murder you for it Don't say i didn't warn you Magic magic is good defense resistance and speed are also good try to get them next time We continue crawling through amelias castle of doom! I managed to catch the arrow why is the soldier flashing before the arrow even hit The battle of the shamans who will WIN! Apparently not Ephraim HEY! i am suppose to be stealing you're life force not the other way around A lady dies that's all i have to say about this HEY i do not like getting swords lodged in my elbow think of the hospital fees ...Kyle all of one person voted for you please be better This soldiers tries to throws blats of energy at orson he misses... And now he no longer exists We engage this wyvern couldn't screenshot it though Kyle kills a wyvern and gets a bad level out of it Oh cmon uggh i am starting to get living legend flashbacks See kyle forde is killing things Orson kills a shaman i do not know why they all have nosferatu either Another update on our position Forde summons all the dark energy making his body purple nah he is just poisoned Forde levels up and gets a new skill A lot of orson centered combat happens i had nothing to say about some of these images so i clumped them together Kyle does some fighting and glitches the exp bar Yep things are going well i am sure nothing can go wr- WELL THAT'S JUST LOVELY WHEN YOU'RE UNITS DIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO LOAD SAVESTATE I play about back to where i was kyle kills a soldier Kyle the guy with the cape that floats Boom nearly dead things are going well Then orson dies i load a savestate blah blah blah Here is our new position i had forde stay back A doog attacks kyle he lives Kyle fights his evil twin in a death match Kyle gets a slightly better level Orson misses TWO 88 PERCENTS YEAH I AM GETTING MAJOR LIVING LEGEND FLASHBACKS FROM THIS Kyle kills the evil puppy of evil And since orson failed to hit those two 88 percents i die and load a savestate I am just going to skip forward for you're own sanity We make it through and are ready to fight the boss Trust me i already have WAIT ORSON DON'T GET A CRI- And he is dead i wanted to give that kill to someone else but nope I end the chapter without grabbing orsons bow like a moron And we are done Okay that's the end of this one and before we do the conclusion i have to say There will most likely not be a update tomorrow if there is it will be a short one why? Because tomorrow is my birthday Back to the same old grind Edited March 6, 2019 by Fortron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share Posted March 7, 2019 Okay i feel absolutely horrible so no updates today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 Hey i am sorry for dying and giving no new updates but yeah i will try to post updates again now Now lets get straight into Chapter 6 part one ROSS DIES Spoiler As we will soon see the only victim will be me and also ross I hand out some stat boosters to the characters who i see worthy of them Here we are lets do this Ok i am sure saving these people will be easy Seth moves bard train is here to make him move again and ross gets a bad level Seth seems a bit surrounded eh it will be fine Seth is tormented by the ghosts of who he has killed but eventually he decides not to care anymore and kill MORE YES SETH SHOW YOU'RE NEWFOUND EVIL POWER Ross begs for mercy while hitting this guy with fire He decides not to murder ross That guys dead well there was nothing i could do yeah we are not getting the special reward on this one Well at least it can't get wor- . . . FINE SAVESTATE TIME Ross gets his level again and its slightly better Seth kills the girl on the flying pony ALL SHALL PERISH FROM SETHS ALL POWERFUL GAZE NOTHING WILL SURVI- S-S-S-Seth was just showing his humanity by sparing this girl thats all I did not expect that to hit well ross took some damage but he will be fine I WANT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD Ross gets his level again... Aha lute will enjoy this very much later Here is a update on our position Here is some combat because i had nothing to say about them well at least seth is doing w- SON OF A BI- Ok calm down calm down ross gets his level yet again and its better Since i had to restart the item we got from the village was different its now a zanbato Hey stop rubbing it in our face we do not have a healer yet SETH DOES NOT ACCEPT YOU'RE PLEAS FOR MERCY PATHETIC MORTAL Seth does some good damage to the man who killed him And eirika finis- no eirika decides to be a disappointment as always Joshua kills a soldier with his massive battleaxe He gets some small benefits from it Now eirika finishes and gets access to tomes that will just weigh her down and make her get doubled by everything yay Garcia is as mad as i am that we do not have a healer yet and kills the enemy healer Because if we can't have one nobody can Here is our position once again and that is the end of the update Next time Figuring out what class the boss is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortron Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 Update time! Chapter 6 part two Overpowered boss is overpowered Spoiler Here is our position from last time Lute performs her special jumping death stab move Yeah i am not going to be able to save them Black glowy things of death ACTIVATE! Yes seth I NEED MORE SPEED TO FEED MY ADDICTION Hey stop crouching you jerk and get hit by my attacks And stop taking cheap shots from afar Yar har ye be messin with me crew i hope ya enjoy this ere axe to yer face BARD POWERS ACTIVATE Seth glows a radiant purple to power up his attack Things are going well everything will be fi- I have garcia rescue neimi and he gets a bad level while fighting back enemy's Lute you might look like you have a horrible disease but you sure don't fight like you have one That hurt a bit but lute will be fin- See i tole you it would be fine! Why did this hit RNG is not in favor please forgive me RNG gods Seth helps out garcia the results are nice The dancer dropped this The spear is so powerful this soldier pure white Here is a position update EIRIKA i know you suck and all but try to hit something ONCE in you're life! Ah finally mr short bow is gone now for his friend STOP MISSING Pain=profit now OH NO that archer has come back as a skeleton for revenge His friend takes revenge too ugghhhhh Shifting reality to a few turna ago lute lives Joshua runs away from this wimpy soldier because he is scared of him I wonder what caused artur to stray from the light and become a pirate That hit i am honestly amazed also eirika gets the three most useless stats Lute keeps making her muscles bigger I'm going to have seth scout ahead WHAT COULD GO WRONG Oh i am right next to the boss well... While we are here i guess we will look at his stats WELL this is the first boss that is actually a threat i think seth might die Okay seth hope you finished writing that will of yours Yeah seth is definitely dead now Well consider how powerful you are you should have done everything yourself from the start I am not showing the battle because there was way to much blood to show yeah seth died... THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO STOP yeah this the end of the update Next time Actually beating the boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Fortron said: I'm going to have seth scout ahead WHAT COULD GO WRONG This sentence is a disaster waiting to happen. 1 hour ago, Fortron said: WELL this is the first boss that is actually a threat i think seth might die 22 attack is a lot on Seth's 3 defence. Death and Duelist's Blow will be concerning on a stronger boss who isn't using a slim Iron Sword. 1 hour ago, Fortron said: I am not showing the battle because there was way to much blood to show yeah seth died... That indeed is a lot of damage. Good thing I don't remember Novala moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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