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What Would You Do If You Opened Your Door And Saw The Avatar Above You?

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Ask how much the pizza is.

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Wonder if they are wielding a giant hammer or a sword stuck in a pedestal.

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Help him carry his weapons. He looks like he needs it.

Edited by twilitfalchion

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Tell him he is a condescending, bossy lout of a lord.

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Tell them that I already have work and a busy life at the moment, so I can't join their quest.

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Say I don't want any girl scout cookies. 

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Give him the quest reward so that he will stop coming to my door.

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Ask if he has time to sit down and discuss the best stat.

Edited by Hawkwing

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Sit down and argue with him about the importance of speed.

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Listen in on the argument, silently ponder each person's points and enjoy the (hopefully) intellectual discussion.

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Wonder if her staring at me like that means she’s curious about me or is plotting my painful demise.

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Terminus Est to the face.

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Ask myself if I've grown colourblind to green because I'm seeing a ton of red and blue.

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Change my name to Rejek and join Marth's army as a generic replacement unit.

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Oh, hi! Lovely day we're having! Would you like to join me for a coffee?

*sees Benice angrily walking towards me with a spear*

Uh...w-with your husbando B-Benice, o-of course!

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STICK WITH CAEDA, MARTH! FLORINA IS TAKEN!

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*shakes head*
Oh, poor Marth.
*sneakily grabs phone and calls Shiida*
"Yes, Shiida, I just caught your Marthipan red-handed. Tried to seduce another Pegasus Knight. ... Yes, she looks younger than you. Also, her boyfriend is currently trying to kill him with a spear. Oh, 'Go right ahead!', you say? Well then! I'll just keep observing then! See you later, Shiida!"

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Stare and drink more whiskey.

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Politely request they drink elsewhere, as alcohol and intelligent debates don't go hand in hand.

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