SF's "Write Your Butt Off" Competition HD II.5 Remix

[TheSilentChloey]

I said I was going to do an Alfonse story, I meant it.  Shorter than I would have liked but...you'll get the idea.  You don't really need to read Hentai Heroes, but it is suggested to read the Summoner x Alfonse chapter to get some small background.

Title: Portal

Words: 1, 810

Fandom: Fire Emblem Heroes

Spoiler

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EGfn5fO6hnO-SkUzV1QYSbnlMLenkfJ1qKxp7xgRaRA/edit?usp=drivesdk

 

[Shoblongoo]

11 hours ago, TheSilentChloey said:

 Hentai Heroes

Wut????

[Ottservia]

2 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said:

Wut????

Hentai is an art

[Shoblongoo]

7 hours ago, Ottservia said:

Hentai is an art

Some would say its the exact opposite of art 

[TheSilentChloey]

8 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:

Wut????

Go check out my A03, it will become clear.

[AnonymousSpeed]

3 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:

Some would say its the exact opposite of art 

You have art.

Then you have entertainment.

Then you have the plot for NES games.

Then you have Hollywood.

Then you have dreidel.

Then you have the plot for PS4 games.

Then you have anime.

Then you have 50 feet of crap.

And then there's hentai.

Slightly below that is demonic possession.

I know it when I see it.

[Jotari]

10 hours ago, AnonymousSpeed said:

You have art.

Then you have entertainment.

Then you have the plot for NES games.

Then you have Hollywood.

Then you have dreidel.

Then you have the plot for PS4 games.

Then you have anime.

Then you have 50 feet of crap.

And then there's hentai.

Slightly below that is demonic possession.

I know it when I see it.

So NES games are above Hollywood huh? Can't say I really disagree with that.

[TheSilentChloey]

On 9/15/2020 at 11:08 AM, AnonymousSpeed said:

You have art.

Then you have entertainment.

Then you have the plot for NES games.

Then you have Hollywood.

Then you have dreidel.

Then you have the plot for PS4 games.

Then you have anime.

Then you have 50 feet of crap.

And then there's hentai.

Slightly below that is demonic possession.

I know it when I see it.

The stuff I wouldn't know lol

[Shoblongoo]

On 9/14/2020 at 9:08 PM, AnonymousSpeed said:

I know it when I see it.

One of the all time greatest quotes in the history of American jurisprudence 

[Jotari]

15 minutes ago, Shoblongoo said:

One of the all time greatest quotes in the history of American jurisprudence 

Like ironically or genuinely? Because that seems to be something that is far too subjective for law.

[Shoblongoo]

5 minutes ago, Jotari said:

 ironically or genuinely

Edited September 16, 2020 by Shoblongoo

[AnonymousSpeed]

4 hours ago, Jotari said:

Like ironically or genuinely? Because that seems to be something that is far too subjective for law.

American law has never been designed for mechanical, automated function. I don't think any system of law ever has been.

[SoulWeaver]

2 hours ago, AnonymousSpeed said:

American law has never been designed for mechanical, automated function. I don't think any system of law ever has been.

Shoot, that’s an idea concept thingy right there, I’mma write that down.

So question, has anyone here watched/read Yu-Gi-Oh! GX?

[Ottservia]

2 minutes ago, SoulWeaver said:

So question, has anyone here watched/read Yu-Gi-Oh! GX?

Barely but I know what happens in it

[AnonymousSpeed]

2 hours ago, SoulWeaver said:

Shoot, that’s an idea concept thingy right there, I’mma write that down.

The ancient civilization of Mu, because it worshiped and was lorded over by a giant computer, was probably the closest thing, since all interpretations were made by a machine.

In theory ancient Hebrew law might be considered automated to Christians who don't put stock in the Talmud, but its mere existence shows that interpretation and tradition have always been functional aspects of Hebrew law and it seems to be more like common law overall.

A neat idea though, go buck wild with it.

[TheSilentChloey]

9 hours ago, SoulWeaver said:

Shoot, that’s an idea concept thingy right there, I’mma write that down.

So question, has anyone here watched/read Yu-Gi-Oh! GX?

I barely know it, only because I've never really seen it or read the manga.

[Ottservia]

Reflections in the Moonlight

Fandom: Fates/awakening

word Count: 2,874

Spoiler

Soleil’s muffled groan rumbled into the grass below. Her entire body rang with a resounding aching pain. Gods, where the hell even was she?! She pushed herself from the ground and shook her head. The last thing she could remember was rushing towards the exit of her deeprealm after her father…

 

A cool breeze brushed through her hair as she simply sat silently in the light of the bloodred moon. She wiped the tears from her face and shook her head. This was no time to be moping! She had to keep smiling just like her father told her. So long as she kept smiling, everything would be ok.

 

Her lips curved into a bright smile as she rose to her feet. And besides, if anything happened, she had the crystal her father gave her to…

 

Soleil paused for a moment and looked down into her empty hands. Sweat rushed down her face as her heart began to pound uncontrollably.

 

“Ahhh! Where did it go?!” She cried out.

 

She dropped to her knees and frantically began to search the surrounding area. After about thirty minutes of feeling around the floor, climbing nearby trees, and tearing through bushes, Soleil flopped onto her back and sighed. Well, there goes that little memento. Oh well, at least she still had her mother’s sword. Speaking of her mother, Soleil took a moment to look at her bangs. Although hard to see, they looked to be of a different color than before. Not a deep crimson red but more of a bright snowy white. Things just kept getting stranger and stranger.

 

Soleil looked up at the cold dark sky. Wherever she was, the sky was still as dark as it always was. It was so cold and quiet just like it was in the deeprealms. Every night she would look up at the night sky just like this and wonder when she would see her parents again.

 

“Pl-please….y-you m-must….r….u…n”  

 

Those words echoed across her mind as she saw her father’s bloody body hanging over her. Her heart sank as those memories began to circulate through her head.

 

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“Why do you have to go?” Soleil asked her parents with wide watery eyes. “Why can’t you stay here with me? It’s so lonely without you”

Both of her parents fell silent for a moment as they looked at each other. Her mother sighed.

 

“We just can’t, alright,” She said, without meeting her daughter in the eyes, “It’s complicated alright! We just don’t…” Her mother trailed off as the grip around her arm tightened. “It’s just as retainers we…” Her eyes dropped to the floor as she hesitated to finish that sentence, “W-We have a duty to protect our lieges!” She finally spat out. Although, somehow those words seemed to lack weight.

 

“Sev…”

 

Her mother shot a glare at her husband before he could finish.

 

Soleil’s heart sank at those words, “so then you care more about them than me, huh,” she said as her eyes hit the floor. A couple of tears dripped from her lavender-colored eyes.

 

“That’s not…” her mother said.

 

“Soleil…” her father spoke before kneeling in front of her, “Come on look at me”

 

Soleil looked up to see her father’s bright smile. He reached over to wipe the tears from her eyes. His hand was warm and comforting. It was a familiar feeling that put her at ease.

 

“Now come on put on a smile for me,”

 

She did as instructed and smiled back at her father.

 

“There, you feel better?”

 

She merely nodded.

 

Her mother smiled as she looked down at the two of them.

 

“That idiot…”

 

“Soleil, listen to me” Her father began, “Your mother and I only do this because we love you. Trust me when I say we understand how lonely and scared you must feel right now”

 

“Y-You do?”

 

“Of course we do!” her mother said as she knelt down beside her father, “and that’s why…” she trailed off as her eyes once again hit the floor.

 

“And that’s why we have to go, in order to create a world where you can be happy and strong” Her father finished.

 

“Inigo…” Her mother blushed before shaking her head. She looked back at Soleil with another smile, “yeah, for as stupid as your father can be, he’s right for once,”

 

Her father laughed, “Did you just say I was right about something?”

 

At this, her mother blushed, “N-No I didn’t, you idiot! Y-You just misheard me, that’s all!”

 

“No, I think I heard you pretty clearly,”

 

Her mother’s face looked like a ripe tomato at this point.

 

“Sh-Shut up! You moron!”

 

Soleil laughed, “Mama’s cute when she’s angry”

 

“N-Not you too.” She then glared at her father before delivering a swift punch to his noggin, “What the hell have you been teaching her?!”

 

“Owww- Nothing I swear!”

 

“you better not be lying or I’ll have to knock some more sense into you”

Her mother crossed her arms and huffed, “ I swear I don’t know how I put up with you sometimes”

 

Soleil laughed again at her parents’ antics.

 

“Thanks, Mama, thanks, Papa, I think I feel better now”

 

Her parents then smiled back at her.

 

“Goodbye, Soleil, we’ll be back soon, promise...”

 

---

Tears drizzled out of Soleil’s eyes as she recalled that day. A light breeze brushed through her hair and caressed her cheek. It really was lonely without them. For several more moments, Soleil sat alone in the dancing light of the bloodred moon.

 

A loud growl then erupted from her stomach. Soleil sighed at the sound of her empty stomach.

 

“Well, I guess moping around here isn’t gonna do me any good,” Soleil jumped to her feet, “Might as well go see if there’s a town or something nearby,” She grinned, “And maybe cute innkeeper to give her a place to stay for the night”

 

The rustling of some nearby bushes then caught her attention. Soleil turned her head to see two glowing red dots floating in the darkness between two trees. It wasn’t even a second later that an ear-shattering roar pierced her ears. The red dots darted from the darkness and revealed themselves to be the eyes of a large purple-skinned humanoid monster.

 

“What the hell is that?!” Soleil said as she instinctively drew her sword.

 

The monster charged and swung a sword at her. Soleil ducked and with a flick of her wrist, slashed at the monster. Her blade dug into the monster’s rough purple flesh only for it to look unfazed. The monster looked down and roared. It gripped its sword with both hands and stabbed down towards Soleil’s back. Instinctively, Soleil let go of her mother’s sword and rolled to the side, as the monster stabbed itself through the chest. An inhuman screech of pain erupted from the beast’s mouth as it fizzled out into a purple mist.

 

“What was that?!” Soleil said in disbelief before moving to pick up her sword.

 

More rustling bushes tugged at her ear once again. She looked over to see a few more of those things emerge from the darkness. A dark purple mist oozed from their bodies and spread across the floor like a swamp. Scars, scrapes, puncture holes, and all manner of wounds covered their bodies, but the most distinguishing feature was that mask. A disheveled old maks with two piercing red eyes. It damn near sent shivers down her spine.

 

More of them?!

 

Soleil swallowed the lump in her throat and readied her blade. Were these the things that invaded her deeprealm? She quickly shook her head. No, those soldiers had a somewhat different feel to them. She couldn’t quite explain it but these things felt different and almost familiar, somehow.

 

An explosion of inhuman screeching swept through the air as the monsters began to charge. Soleil gripped the hilt of her sword and swung it at the first monster. The monster’s neck cracked as it looked back at her. Its arms swung around intent on slicing her in half with a silver ax. Soleil quickly blocked the strike with her sword. She winced as her feet scraped across the dirt.

 

So heavy…

 

Another growl pulled at her ears. She looked back to see another monster charging at her from behind. Her heart pounded as her mind frantically raced to find a way out of this. She closed her eyes and took a quick breath. She just had to calm down. Summoning her strength, she pushed the ax away. The monster stumbled back as Soleil thrust forward. The monster screeched in pain as her blade tore through its chest. She pulled her other arm close to put the shield between her and the other monster’s attack. She gripped the hilt of her blade and ripped it up through the monster’s body.

 

Her lungs seemed to scrunch in even tighter with each raspy breath she took. That combined with her empty stomach, she was starting to feel dizzy.

 

“One down,” She looked back at the monster behind her., “one to go…”

 

She pivoted her heel to shake the monster off. However, the world around her suddenly blurred away as she found herself slamming into the ground. Her stomach roared and her lungs tightened up like a ribbon. She looked up to see the monster’s eyes beaming down at her. Every cell in her body seemed to freeze up as her life began to flash before her eyes. The monster roared and raised its sword.

 

Soleil closed her eyes and embraced herself for the worst. However, it never came. She heard two familiar voices cry out followed by an inhuman screech of pain.

 

“Hey, are you alright?” A familiar voice asked.

 

Slowly, Soleil opened her eyes. Her heart froze at what she saw. The spitting image of her father stood above her with his hand outstretched. His warm familiar smile beaming down on her like that of the gentle morning sun. Her heart shattered as tears began to pool in her eyes.

 

“Is something wrong?” He raised an eyebrow.

 

“Y-You’re alive…” Soleil said as she jumped and wrapped her arms around him, “Papa!”

 

“Wait hold on! Papa?!” He said as the two stumbled back.

 

“I thought you died,” Soleil sniffed as she dug her tear-stained face into his shoulder.

 

“Died?! Wait what’s going on here?!”

 

“Wait, you don’t recognize me?” Soleil asked as she pulled herself away. Her heart began to sink.

 

“Can’t say that I do,” he said before putting on his signature smile, “a face as cute as yours isn’t so easily forgotten”

 

“But I’m your…”

 

Soleil’s eyes and heart crashed into the floor. Tears rushed back and sparkled in the crimson moon’s light. How could he forget her? What...what was going on? Was this really her father? He looked like him and sounded like him. There wasn’t mistaking that warm familiar smile either. Just what was going on?

 

“Hey, what’s wrong?” He asked, “I’m sorry if I said anything to upset you”

 

Soleil wiped the tears from her eyes and shook her head.

 

“No, it’s nothing…” She sniffed, “It’s just that you remind me of someone I know that died recently, that’s all”

 

She probably shouldn’t press it any further. It was clear this man didn’t know who she was despite how much he looked like her father. For now, she just needed to figure out where she was and what was going on.

 

“So, don’t worry about it” She said with a smile.

 

“Well, alright then” He smiled back, “My name is Inigo by the way, and what might your lovely name be?”

 

Inigo? Her father said something about that name, didn’t he? What was it again? She couldn’t quite remember

 

“It’s Soleil”

 

“Soleil, huh? What a beautiful name, it fits you perfectly”

 

“Really?” Soleil blinked, “Th-Thanks”

 

“Your smile seems to shine just as bright as the sun itself,” Inigo nodded, “It kinda reminds of…” He hesitated, “...someone I once knew...”

 

His smile seemed to fade as those words were stolen by the air. She noticed a thin layer of tears glistening in the moonlight. But before Soleil could say anything, he quickly shook his head and smiled once more. However, this smile didn’t quite reach his eyes. Something about it felt odd. It felt almost fake.

 

“But enough about that, We should get going,” He said as he began walking towards the path behind her, “It’ll get dangerous once more risen start showing up so let’s head back to a camp I have set up nearby”

 

“Risen? What are those?”

 

Inigo stopped and looked back with a raised eyebrow, “You don’t know what risen are? But weren’t you just attacked by them?”

 

SO that’s what those things were.

“Oh...right…”

 

“Don’t worry about it,” he gave her a reassuring smile, “Let’s just go, It sounds like you could use something to eat”

 

How did he? A monstrous roar then erupted from her stomach causing her face to flush red in embarrassment. She shook her head and followed him

 

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“And here we are,” Inigo said as he showed her into the camp. “Follow me, I’ll show you where we keep all the food”

 

“Right” she nodded.

 

Soleil took a moment to look around as they walked through the camp. It looked like a typical war camp. Plenty of large tents and campfires were strewn about the area. Crates, barrels, and racks used for storage. It was all pretty standard, really. 

 

“Inigo!” Soleil heard a familiar voice call out to them.

 

She looked over to see a white-haired girl who looked strikingly similar to her mother stomp towards them. She recognized that scowl anywhere. Her mom was always scowling for one reason or another. But that particular look in her eyes was one reserved for whenever her dad did something stupid.

 

“Oh hello Severa,” Inigo stopped as he noticed her approach, “You look as lovely as ever this evening,” He flashed her his trademark smile.

 

“Don’t pull that trash with me, you moron!” She snapped at him, “Where the hell have you been?! Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?! Huh?!”

 

“Sorry, Severa I just a bright flash of light in the forest and went to investigate,” He tried to explain himself, “I didn’t mean to make you worry”

 

At this, Severa blushed, “Wh-Who said I was worried about you?! Why would I worry about a moron like you!” She scowled at him once more. “I-I was just trying to make sure you weren’t getting into any trouble! That’s all!”

 

Soleil smiled at the display before her. She was just as easy to tease like her mother too. She was every bit as adorable as her mother was.

 

Severa then turned her attention to Soleil, “and who the hell is that? And why is she following you?” She glared at him, “I take my eyes off of you for one second! I swear you better not have done anything weird!”

 

“Severa, i-it’s not like that I swear!” Inigo put his hands up in defense, “I found her being attacked by some risen and brought her back because she didn’t have anywhere else to go”

 

Severa narrowed her eyes. She looked at Inigo then to Soleil.

 

“I’m Soleil,” She said with a smile, “It’s nice to meet you, cutie,” She said with a wink.

 

“C-Cutie?!” Severa’s face flushed a bright red. Her hand tightened to fist and slammed into Inigo’s head.

 

“OW! Severa, why’d you hit me?!” Inigo whined as he rubbed the newly formed bump on his head.

 

“C-Cause you’re an idiot! That’s why!” She crossed her arms while still clearly flustered.

 

Soleil couldn’t help but laugh. They really did act just like her parents. It was like they were alive again watching the two like this. It was almost nostalgic. It was like when they visited her deeprealm all those years ago. She felt her heart twist as soon her laughter turned into a mess of ugly sobs and tears. It was a warm and familiar feeling that she couldn’t quite describe. One that she hadn’t felt in a long time and that she dearly missed.

 

“Mama! Papa!” A young Soleil ran up and leaped into her mother’s arms, “I missed you so much!” She said with a wide smile.

 

“We've missed you too, Soleil,” her father smiled back and patted her on the head.

 

“Mama, Papa, I missed you so much…” She repeated to herself in between sobs, “It was… s-so l-lonely without you...so pl-please st-stay just a little longer…”

 

Author's note:

Spoiler

I really don't know how to feel about this one. I like parts of it. I don't like other parts and overall it just kinda feels like a clusterfuck. I dunno this was a weird one to write because Soleil is a character I'm not used to writing but whatever. I don't like really like the last scene it feels a little rushed and disjointed but you know what it's the best I can do with the time I have. I like how I did the ending though but ehhh. It is what it is I suppose. Oh and I have to thank @Azure loves his Half Elves for helping me out this one. Without his help, This story probably wouldn't have been done on time.

 

Edited September 18, 2020 by Ottservia

[TheSilentChloey]

Ooh, I enjoyed lol.

[SoulWeaver]

Not bad, Otts, though I think it would have made more sense to go with Soleil’s pink default as opposed to the Robin white.

Incidentally, I don’t think I’ll be making it this round. I’ll see if I can finish it up during the voting period for a non-participation, but I doubt it.

[AnonymousSpeed]

My story is mostly done but might not finish in time.

frick missed it

Edited September 20, 2020 by AnonymousSpeed

[TheSilentChloey]

Oops.  But we're still going to see it, right?

[Jotari]

I had a bit of a subversive idea for this, with waking up on another planet involving space travel instead of isakai, the procrastinator within didn't allow me to make use of it though.

[AnonymousSpeed]

17 hours ago, TheSilentChloey said:

Oops.  But we're still going to see it, right?

Nah, I'm not really liking it. I mean, I can post it if people are interested, but I'm not even sure the core design was a good choice.

Edited September 20, 2020 by AnonymousSpeed

[TheSilentChloey]

Ah...okay 😧

[Shoblongoo]

6 hours ago, AnonymousSpeed said:

 I'm not even sure the core design was a good choice.

Bruh I posted Carl