kappy Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) that's right u stinker u read the title of this thread correctly, not only do i want oswin but i want him to literally break my body into pieces i want him to take me under his wing and train me until i inevitably make a mistake at which moment he would bitch slap me, making me fall to the ground in front of him then, i want him to tell me how useless and stupid i am, kicking me in the stomach and helping me digest my chicken mcnuggies the pain is terrible but it will only get worse when he sits on top of me, his huge armored ass crushing several of my vertebrae he'll tell me to do 10 pushups but i won't be able to even make one so he'll just keep beating me and spitting on me until he decides he's had enough of me and pushes my mangled body off a cliff where it'll get eaten by serra or some other stray animal god i'm literally shaking as i'm typing this rn i want to meet oswin so badly i literally can't Edited March 14, 2019 by kappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 ikr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 i think its a common feeling here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ertrick36 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, kappy said: he'll tell me to do 10 pushups but i won't be able to even make one so he'll just keep beating me and spitting on me until he decides he's had enough of me and pushes my mangled body off a cliff where it'll get eaten by serra or some other stray animal god i'm literally shaking as i'm typing this rn i want to meet oswin so badly i literally can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 mood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 More into cute guys personally. Oswin is too buff and old for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Ithipathachai Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Cool story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Where is the part where he binds you with those General chains, with an axe attached to them ever so lightly touching your spine in perfect alignment? Waiting for the moment when a forceful push causes it to tear your skin and shatter your bones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 What have you brought upon this sacred forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ertrick36 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 26 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said: What have you brought upon this sacred forest? This forest is sacred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Ertrick36 said: This forest is sacred? Not really, but it is the homeplace of Reyson and Leanne, they benevolently allowed us to enter despite the othe rbeorc having comitted crimes against them. We must respect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said: Not really, but it is the homeplace of Reyson and Leanne, they benevolently allowed us to enter despite the othe rbeorc having comitted crimes against them. We must respect it. I concur. If only because the main post is REALLY too jarring for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 get help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 5 hours ago, This boi uses Nino said: What have you brought upon this sacred forest? This is far from the forest though. So we're more like, in Begnion or something here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silafante Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Jotari said: This is far from the forest though. So we're more like, in Begnion or something here. That explains all those sick ba****** (Though I am worst, time travel doesn't excuse me from breaking the bro code). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Jotari said: This is far from the forest though. So we're more like, in Begnion or something here. I thought we were in Nabata. That's pretty far from Serenes Forest. Or any forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, kappy said: the pain is terrible he'll tell me to do 10 pushups but i won't be able to even make one so he'll just keep beating me and spitting on me Edited March 15, 2019 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kappy Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Shoblongoo said: ohgmgnby god bsayes imagine if hector were to watch me break under oswin, slinelty mocking me for the failur ethat i am gnghnhnhnrn and maybe if i'm licky he'll koin in hgnfhndh 14 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Where is the part where he binds you with those General chains, with an axe attached to them ever so lightly touching your spine in perfect alignment? Waiting for the moment when a forceful push causes it to tear your skin and shatter your bones? that comes after he breaks my legs by trampling me with his horse 7 hours ago, Flee Fleet! said: get help what do youu think i;m rying to open a portal to elibe for???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 20 hours ago, kappy said: what do youu think i;m rying to open a portal to elibe for???????? ah...so you're nergal, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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