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Xane

(You'll have to be more careful to keep these relatively clean though, if you don't want this thread to get locked like the last one.  Frankly I'm surprised you haven't been asked to change the Merkabah in your signature to something else yet.)

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On 4/3/2019 at 8:43 AM, Light Strategist said:

Nowi

jaywalking, public indecency (i hate nowi’s design btw)

On 4/3/2019 at 8:49 AM, Ottservia said:

Anna(any anna)

theft, embezzlement

On 4/3/2019 at 8:49 AM, Von Ithipathachai said:

Xane

identity theft, viewed a moose from an airplane

On 4/3/2019 at 9:31 AM, Gregster101 said:

Patty

....... theft

On 4/3/2019 at 9:33 AM, Dayni said:

Serra

high treason

On 4/3/2019 at 9:52 AM, Shoblongoo said:

Valter :B):

manslaughter, serial killing, hit a vending machine that took his money

On 4/3/2019 at 10:39 AM, XRay said:

Julius

no crimes committed

On 4/3/2019 at 11:12 AM, Jingle Jangle said:

Gareth

intimidation and defamation

On 4/3/2019 at 11:47 AM, X-Naut said:

Ronan

caught a fish with his bare hands

On 4/3/2019 at 1:38 PM, EricaofRenais said:

Sephiran.

grand larceny

On 4/3/2019 at 3:03 PM, eclipse said:

Volke (have fun).

has he been caught? no.

On 4/3/2019 at 9:51 PM, indigocean said:

Sothe.

being a dork

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16 minutes ago, bad daniel said:

the first three are crimes in different states of the US

He's right.  Viewing a moose from an airplane is a crime in Alaska, while hitting a vending machine that stole your money and catching fish with your bare hands are crimes in Kansas.

Anyway, Camilla.

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24 minutes ago, Von Ithipathachai said:

He's right.  Viewing a moose from an airplane is a crime in Alaska, while hitting a vending machine that stole your money and catching fish with your bare hands are crimes in Kansas.

Anyway, Camilla.

also serial killing

probably more but i’m trying to keep this thread pg-13

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On 4/6/2019 at 7:11 AM, bad daniel said:

the first three are crimes in different states of the US

On 4/6/2019 at 7:30 AM, Von Ithipathachai said:

He's right.  Viewing a moose from an airplane is a crime in Alaska, while hitting a vending machine that stole your money and catching fish with your bare hands are crimes in Kansas.

Do you have sources for the illegal viewing moose thing?

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9 minutes ago, XRay said:

Do you have sources for the illegal viewing moose thing?

https://www.frontiersman.com/opinions/columnists/valley_voices/chuck_legge/it-s-a-bird-it-s-a-plane-it-s/article_72d6967a-c83e-11e3-98bd-0019bb2963f4.html

It's a little old, though.  It might be out of date.

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