Dragoncat Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 We have a FE one but not a regular one. So yep. I wish my apartment complex had built in air conditioning so I didn't have to fight with window units every summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Granted but the room will never hit the perfect temperature unless you're sick. I wish my body temperature was always perfect and unaffected by temperature regardless of location or collective temperature in the immediate area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Granted, but you will be sweating buckets in the summer and during the winter you grow lots of body hair. I wish life is easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Granted, but because you chose not to do hard things, you miss out on the rewards in life. After all, it's not in the gaining, it's in the earning. I wish that I cold successfully throw a boomerang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Wish granted, but now everything you throw will come back to you. I wish for a sunny day tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Granted. The sun explodes. It's very bright. I wish for the moon to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 The ocean flies off into space because the moon's gravity is no longer affecting it. There is no more water on Earth. I wish I had a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Granted, but a relative is held hostage and the kidnappers ask for the million dollars as a ransom. I wish that I could do Russian and Swedish tongue twisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Granted, but now you... I?... can only speak in Russian and Swedish tongue twisters now. Cute video of where I got the idea from: Barely a page in and I already asked a niche question. I wish that my niche questions were answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Granted, but now no one answers the more general questions that are more useful to have answered. I wish that I had the power to summon quarters from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Granted, but the weight of them falling on someone knocks them out at best, and kills them at worst. It also, you know, destroys the economy, making quarters worthless in the market, thus making their name inaccurate. I wish that I could put Fire Emblem related wishes here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Granted. But the other corrupt Fire Emblem wishes thread gets closed. I wish people will buy my poop for like a million dollars per pound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Granted. They buy only to throw it in your face I wish I wasn’t so bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 You are now always excited, to the point you never get a break. It's easy to ignore your body yelling to get some rest because you are so engaged in something that it was only a matter of time until your heart burst trying to keep up with all this excess energy. I wish that I didn't have to save-scum so much when playing Fallout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Granted, you never save-scum again because there is only one save file and it autosaves. You now must suffer the consequences of every action you make, intentional or not. I wish to be able to bench press 400 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Granted, but you're tricked into lifting a 1200 pound piece of machinery for a few bucks. You permanently injure your back, the people who set up the bet run away, and you don't get any of the money, (No joke, this actually happened to one of my machinist instructors, and while he's still in the industry, his shoulder never completely healed. He also survived almost being sucked into a lathe because he was able to bench press 400 pounds at the time and stopped the machine by pushing against it. His jacket was completely destroyed (as in, only a single sleeve remained) but that's better than most encounters with a lathe. Don't look up lathe accidents. It's one of the few times google doesn't hide gore). I wish that I knew why all my dreams the featured the Taguel also coincidentally had trampolines in them. And why the combination of the two are getting more and more creative as time goes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: He also survived almost being sucked into a lathe because he was able to bench press 400 pounds at the time and stopped the machine by pushing against it. I remember reading something about that, it was the inspiration for the wish. Granted, you now know why your dreams have taguels and trampolines. It is a sign of developing mental illness. That was pretty dark. I wish for something nice and innocent to lighten the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 It took me much longer than it should have to decide what example to use. That, and real life shenanigans took up my time. On 7/12/2019 at 7:30 PM, AnonymousSpeed said: I remember reading something about that, it was the inspiration for the wish. I tend to bring it up every few months if I haven't done the joke on a topic yet. Seriously, though, the combinations can get bizarrely creative, which would be hilarious if not for the fact that it's happening in my subconscious, which... On 7/12/2019 at 7:30 PM, AnonymousSpeed said: Granted, you now know why your dreams have taguels and trampolines. It is a sign of developing mental illness. ...Yeah, makes me wonder this at times. Anyway I wish that there was a web or TV series or something along those lines about fictional characters going to therapy, where actual real life techniques and advice would be used. Characters would come from a wide range of media, and include people like Anakin Skywalker, Camilla, Batman, every party member in Planescape: Torment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightOfNohr Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 In the pilot episode, Anakin comes in for therapy. Palpatine comes in and tells him to "Do it." He kills the therapist and the series is cancelled. I wish to be a vampire. [Lenny Face] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Granted, but you are immediately shot with a silver bullet, have a stake thrust into your chest, are force fed garlic, and finally decapitated. I wish that my original XBOX controller(s) still worked so that I didn't have to deal with the faulty $10 ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Granted, but the console itself no longer works. I wish for Higsby to win the Best Boy competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Granted, but his win is soon forgotten in the thick woods of Serenes Forest. I wish I had the financial ability to travel to different parts of the world and write about the countries, peoples, and cultures I see and learn about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Granted, but you end up stuck in my hometown because of COVID and hear me practicing my oboe every day. I wish I can go to europe one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Wish granted. Enjoy that one day at Europe, because that's all the time you can spend there before having to return lol I wish I had my dream lolita dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Granted, but because it's from a dream, it's intangible and therefore can't be worn. I wish I had the skill to beat difficult platformers without getting frustrated and rage quitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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