Sooks Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) Granted, you pull every time you are meant to push. Have fun getting past one of those doors! I wish my melons in Stardew Valley had been ready to harvest the day after I planted them. Edited December 9, 2020 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Granted, but they're rotten inside. I wish somebody would write that Shrimpy x Benice fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Granted but I'm the writerAhem Shrimpy was stranded on the beach, left to tan in the sun with only themselves. Their skin baked ever so slightly, tinged to perfection. Then came in Benice, a young lad with a stomach unsatisfied, wishing only to be sated. Spotting Shrimpy on the beach, Benice stalls for not one breath before rushing to the lone sunbathers side. Benice picks up the soul, with haste. Bringing them to Benice's Kitchen, eager to satisfy. Benice first butters his prize, gently and all around then covers Shrimpy in garlic for a kick. Adding salt & pepper to taste, it was time to cook. Preheating the oven to 350 degrees putting Shrimpy in a sizable dish and pouring lemon juice to finish. It was a night that Benice treasured for a long time. A taste out of this world. I wish I had some tasty shrimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Granted, but it’s so hot in Florida you have a heat stroke and then get eaten by a gator. I wish that I knew what to do with my time that was productive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 B E R W I C K S A G A Granted, chores are very productive so you do that all day every day for no pay! I wish to finish my LP on schedule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Granted, but that schedule is a few years from now. I wish to have the motivation to set my next update up. I already have the screenshots. I just need to put it together. Finals are next week though, so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Granted, but you fail your finals because your professor(s) stumble across your LP because they are integrity, Azura’s VA, and Benice, and think it’s so hilarious that it’s a crime for you to become anything but a famous comedian. I wish that people wouldn’t come to conclusions before hearing every side of a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Granted, now they come to conclusions after hearing every side of a story as well. I wish Estelle Bright would get into Smash Bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 (edited) Granted, but everyone boycotts Nintendo as a result of them adding a “who??” character and so they are forced to remove her in order to not go bankrupt. I wish 2021 would actually be a good year for Nintendo game releases. Edited December 13, 2020 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, but there's also a boatload of shovelware. I wish cheesecake didn't make me feel like crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Dalek (MK) Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted but now everything else you eat makes you feel like crap I wish I could come up with a wish that isn't depressing as heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, now it's so overly positive no one wants to answer it. I wish I didn't have social anxiety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted, but now you will have a horde of monster girls chasing you like that episode from No Game No Life. I wish to travel time 100 years from now just to see if the future is as Psycho Pass predicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted, but you’re stuck there unless the future is better than how it is now. I wish for my family to always be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted you live in a bunker now. I wish I can test any video game instantly on any device before I buy it. A demo for every video game so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 You have access on any device alright, but it doesn't mean you can play them. Especially with games made with controllers in mind that aren't even flirted with being playable on touchscreen phones or vice versa. Also you only get to test these demos for exactly 2 minutes and 17 seconds... once... ever. I wish the human race never came up with awards shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted, nobody pursues the arts because literally nobody cares anymore! I wish that I could dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted, but whenever you do you lose your legs. Ouch... I wish I could reset my life and go back to the beginning, but with knowledge of all this life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted, you start it again, but because you know things no 3-month old would know, everyone thinks that you are an alien and you are put into area 51/ I wish I had new reeds for my oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Granted, but as soon as you touch them they shatter and you get fifty splinters. And your oboe flies away because why not? I wish I had something better to be proud of myself for than my response to the RCYOA. xD 23 minutes ago, Benice said: Granted, you start it again, but because you know things no 3-month old would know, everyone thinks that you are an alien and you are put into area 51/ “I swear a pandemic shuts down the world in 2020! I-I mean, googoo gaga!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Granted, now you've won a Nobel prize. I wish I had some talent to do important things with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Granted. I wish I wasn’t struggling to find purpose or meaning behind anything in life recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 You know what? Just granted. I wish Humongous Entertainment had the resources and developers to make new games again and bring back the franchises that have been dormant for way too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 On 12/15/2020 at 4:25 PM, Sooks said: I wish I could reset my life and go back to the beginning, but with knowledge of all this life! Glad I'm not the only one who thinks about a scenario like this. Though I'd prefer first to grow old then come back, a real life new game + Granted but its being designed by completely different people and its only the same by name alone. Not even a corrupted wish, this is just the reality of most game studios. I wish launching rockets into space wasn't so expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Granted, but MAKING rockets is another story. So naturally sell prices increase as well. I wish I had ideas for themes to compose, because why not? 23 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: You know what? Just granted. Clever. 59 minutes ago, Shrow said: Glad I'm not the only one who thinks about a scenario like this. Though I'd prefer first to grow old then come back, a real life new game + Gotta get the best ending :’) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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