Benice Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Granted, the power is activated by not playing them. I wish that Margaret would truly accept me for who I am so that at long last, we could find peace with each other in a troubled world full of goblins, astoundingly powerful bugs and squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 ...who's Margaret? I wish I could instantly find anyone I ever knew on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, AnonymousSpeed said: ...who's Margaret? Best girl in Rune Factory 4 Granted, but you get arrested for trespassing/stalking. I wish for turnips. Lots of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 You reject all the pleasures of the flesh in favor of root vegetables. I wish for the ability to reject all pleasures of the flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, AnonymousSpeed said: You reject all the pleasures of the flesh in favor of root vegetables. I see no problems with this. Granted, you instead are forced to listen to my classical music playlist. I wish for everybody to be kind and loving to one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Granted, but the wicked go unpunished, and all the world degrades as everyone becomes too polite to say something is a bad idea. I wish to always have vanilla extract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 It is the false variety of vanilla extract, which comes from glands in the butt of a beaver. (True fact!) I wish for the ability to consume unhealthy foods without the downsides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Your children and grandchildren suffer all the after effects of your recklessness. I wish I could snap my fingers and instantly be less shy and awkward when talking to people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 It only lasts for five seconds at a time and then you start making bad puns about gross things. I wish I was already moved to where I want to move and settled with a good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted, but a better job suddenly opens up at the place you moved from. I wish I could get work as a freelance writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted, but you become the guy who writes those boring 5000 pages medical books that just get update again the next year I wish I never moved to begin with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 Your house blows up. Now you have to move anyway. I wish my paycheck came today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) Granted, it’s five cents now. I wish to feel like getting out of bed Edited August 28, 2020 by Sooks1016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted, but a few hours later you fall asleep while at work. I wish I had the patience to actually play through FE4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted, but you no longer have the patience to do anything else that needs even a modicum of patience. I wish I have the ability to find small objects I tend to lose on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted, but somehow, large objects start shrinking into smaller objects. You know don't lose them, but vacuuming with a half-sized vacuum is more than twice as difficult. I wish for a roomba modified to mop hardwood floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but it is like Scrapper from Skyward Sword-Grumpy and rude to everybody but your cell phone, and calls you "Master shortpants." I wish for the ability to remain focused on one thing at a time so I can finally get a move on with my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, for a very long time you get focused on doing an FE6 HM ironman solo with Roy and never get anything else done. I wish I could snap my fingers and have a perfectly brewed and creamed cup of coffee in my hand at any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but this ability comes with an allergy to coffee and cream. I wish I had a piano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but you never learn how to play it. I wish I could sing well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but when you sing, you and everyone that would be able to hear you lose their hearing, temporarily. Additionally, all devices that can record audio stop working. I wish that an Oreo milkshake would appear for me to drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted. But it is melted! All soupy and warm, egads! I wish to have a better sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but you're the only one who gets the jokes. I wish I were in a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted. You enter a ship known as the Relation, and it ends up hitting a rock and is forced to land somewhere inconvenient where McDonald's is the only sort of food. You are stuck there for weeks. I wish I were more mature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Just now, Benice said: Granted. You enter a ship known as the Relation, and it ends up hitting a rock and is forced to land somewhere inconvenient where McDonald's is the only sort of food. You are stuck there for weeks. You're twisted xD --------- Granted, but mature in your case means you just get a deep man's voice, which weirds every one else out around you. Maybe if I phrase it a bit differently then... I wish I had a significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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