null Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Late, but granted. I assume you did anyway. I wish the job I applied for would actually work out and not fall through. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Granted, but...Uh... Granted. I wish that Yakuza games were family friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Granted, the protagonist doesn't kill anyone and now beats up bad guys in an over the top slapstick cartoony way.Wait doesn't he do that already? Depictions of boobies are now replaced with boobies (the bird). I wish politics weren't a hot conversation anymore. I don't ever wanna hear about politics ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Shrow said: Wait doesn't he do that already? Pretty much. 2 hours ago, Shrow said: wish politics weren't a hot conversation anymore. I don't ever wanna hear about politics ever again Granted, but you get elected for office tomorrow. I wish that I was a good singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 14 hours ago, Shrow said: I wish politics weren't a hot conversation anymore. I don't ever wanna hear about politics ever again. You and me both. I wish I could mute threads on here about it, tbh. Granted. Why not? I wish could be happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger_06 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Granted. Now you can only feel happiness, even when bad things happen, and people start to find you weird. I wish I had good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Granted, you never ever lose anything that has even the smallest luck-based element. And now you're bored. I wish that I was a better student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 On 1/20/2021 at 11:59 AM, Benice said: Granted, but you get elected for office tomorrow. What a horrifying nightmare to wake up to. Granted you have become a teachers pet. Literally, you are now cat and the teacher brings you to school everyday where you score higher then any student and get honors. You are however, still a house cat. I wish I had flamethrower so I can shovel away the snow in style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Granted, but it only works when the temperature outside is 100 degrees Fahrenheit or more. I wish I could sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) Granted, but it's only once a month. I wish for a port of Animal Soccer World to the switch. This games' cutscenes are a masterpiece of our time, and more people must witness it. Edited January 22, 2021 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 You know those copies of Fortnite expansions that are available for the Switch that are basically just glorified containers for digital download codes and don't come with a game cartridge? Not only is it released that way, but the port is so poorly optimized that they run at 6 frames per second and they decided to redub the game with professional voice actors who try their best to deliver the script. I wish my drawing skills were more advanced than a Kindergarteners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Granted, but in exchange you forget everything you’ve learned since kindergarten. I wish I had motivation these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Granted but in order to achieve this motivation, you need to chug down a 2 Liters sugar free bottle of cranberry & prune juice.If you can pull that off everyday, you can do anything. I wish my dog could communicate with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 This is the only thing you're ever able to hear from the fella: I wish I could use my own body fat to brine meat with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Granted but all of that meat is poisoned immediately. I wish I never messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Now you just screw up. At least it's semi-productive. I wish I bought Gamestop stocks when they were only $0.01. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Granted, but the government randomly starts supporting the short sellers and now you’re on the FBI’s most wanted list. Oh no! I wish I had better profile picture ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) Granted here's some suggestion - Think of a character you love\like or a character that feels like you - Look at fanart or take from source material - Keep in mind that a profile picture is your online appearance, it affects how people see you. Try to imagine your pfp is being seen by a stranger also try to consider the chemistry of how your personality and pfp work together. - Pick something you wanna look at every day.And most importantly Its going to smell funny so you can mark your territory for every post you make. And no one will ever forget your presence on the forum. I wish I didn't sleep till 12 and had a magical sort of alarm that forced me out of bed at 10:30 regardless of my sleepy protest. Edited January 31, 2021 by Shrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Granted, it rings every 10:30...For every time zone. So it goes off every hour. I wish that my teeth didn't move so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Granted, but to replace this unwanted movement you will now spontaneously break out into Irish jig 3.5 times per day, and your body doesn’t care when is convent for you. I wish I could get 9 hours of sleep on command. 21 hours ago, Shrow said: - Pick something you wanna look at every day. Looks like my profile picture is staying the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 It's a command that's only effective between the hours of 8AM to 7PM. I wish there was a law in place that would require video game companies to sell their IPs if they don't give a new main staple entry at least once every 5 years or they have to auction them off to their competitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Granted, but their competitors always make spin-offs and never add to the main series again, so you never really get any more of those games. l wish I spoke every language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Granted but your voice changes to something that sounds like a female text-to-speech. I wish I could install mods into real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 You already can. Its DLC. I wish I knew the difference between good and gud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Granted, but the secret is so immense your brain explodes. I wish I could reset life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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