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1 minute ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, but mature in your case means you just get a deep man's voice, which weirds every one else out around you.

Yo, that would be nice.

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Granted, but your first Significant is mad about you having a other Significant, leaving you alone with an insignificant.

I wish I were in a meaningful relationship that isn't a watercraft or any other vehicle.

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Granted, your meaningful relationship is romantic, and your so is with four other dudes and you all pile around each other to form an amalgamation most of the time.

I wish I didn’t just knock over a pretty hefty fan

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Granted, but she (or he, idk) is a yandere. Yikes.

I wish I were less awkward, so going about finding a relationship to be in wouldn't be so difficult.

Ninja'd.

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Granted, but you also lose all five of your sense for communicating with. Huge rip.

I wish twilitfalchion the best of luck in finding a partner. 🙂

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2 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

I wish I didn’t just knock over a pretty hefty fan

Granted. You knock over a very hefty fan instead.

2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish I were less awkward, so going about finding a relationship to be in wouldn't be so difficult.

I agree with this statement.

Just now, Sooks1016 said:

I wish twilitfalchion the best of luck in finding a partner. 🙂

Granted, but he ends up having as much luck as me with Margaret.

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Thanks, man.

I wish whoever the next person is to post after me would have something happen that makes them feel happier than they've felt in a while.

Ninja'd.

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Granted, but that person is me 🤪

I wish I wasn’t afraid of practicing saxophone whenever other people are home (which is almost always 💀💀)

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26 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

Granted, but that person is me 🤪

I wish I wasn’t afraid of practicing saxophone whenever other people are home (which is almost always 💀💀)

Granted, but it literally sounds bad to everyone but yourself.

I wish Crash Bandicoot and Sora were fully-fledged fighters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

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16 hours ago, Sooks1016 said:

I wish I wasn’t afraid of practicing saxophone whenever other people are home (which is almost always 💀💀)

I can relate. Well, not the saxophone part, but the practcing my instrument part.

Granted. You never consume one again.

I wish for immunity to paper cuts.

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Granted, but now you’re allergic to paper.

I wish everyone around me wasn’t superior to me

25 minutes ago, Benice said:

I can relate. Well, not the saxophone part, but the practcing my instrument part.

I feel like I’d have to start from the beginning, it’s been so long since I played

26 minutes ago, Benice said:

Granted. You never consume one again.

you’re evil

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Granted, you are now a horndog who will only play games with tons of fan service that also have a large library of ADULT ANIMATED CARTOONS online. so there are like two games you can’t play

I wish someone would add a ship here

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Granted, but it’s Fates 2.0 with double the fan service, and you get banned right after because you should be posting that wish in the fe version of this thread.

I wish online school wasn’t so wack that I’m not taking a break for half an hour because none of 3rd period assignments are posted for anyone

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Granted, but in order to start the switch version you have to load up Windows on your Mac and load Trails of Sky on there in order to sync the games because only on pc can you load a save file

I wish my throat didn’t hurt

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