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Granted but THAT version was limited only to one day this time, and that day was yesterday.

I wish to have something to do other than school or laying around all day

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Granted, but you have to share with me, who also wants some.

I wish I felt like playing berwick instead of just three houses.

1 hour ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, but now you have girls calling you on the phone all the time begging for dates.

So basically everything’s the same 😜

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As soon as you insert the cartridge into your Switch, it turns out to be a bomb that blows it up beyond repair.  Also due to legal reasons that you didn't read about beforehand, you don't get a warranty or a refund and you can't sue Nintendo for what they did to your system AND if you ever want to buy another Switch again you have to buy one at 5 times the normal price.

I wish Limited Run Games would do a release of Hunt Down The Freeman.

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Granted, your muscles make you too heavy to move, so you have to wait until you're back to normal to move again.

I wish faster animations in PoR.

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Granted, you are no longer able to partake in any activity that would be considered nerd-like, including but not limited to reading recreationally, studying when it's not two days before an exam, etc.

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Granted. But now you wish you didn't because the feeble human mind is incapable of comprehending such knowledge.

I wish I could beat any game on the highest difficulty.

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Granted, but electronic you touch instantly gets a virus that renders it unable to do anything but play Mario Teaches Typing (1 and 2).

I wish I could summon the perfect insult whenever I need to

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1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said:

nable to do anything but play Mario Teaches Typing (1 and 2).

This is a very good thing.

Granted, but you never can get the timing quite right so you insult your teachers instead.

I wish that Nintendo Switches weren't all sold out.

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