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Now it gains sentience and decides that it no longer needs you to survive so it floats away as a freaky flesh monster and leave you unable to ever digest anything ever again so that you live the remainder of your life starving to death.

I wish Muramasa: The Demon Blade Rebirth would be ported to the Switch with all of the DLC it ever got.

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Granted, but you have to buy a Nintendo ds and a GameCube with a GameCube controller plugged into it, respectively, plugged into the switch to use as controllers for the ports.

 I wish to be asleep right now, and to sleep enough to not be tired for tomorrow.

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Granted, your brain melts out of your ears after watching them; too traumatizing.

I wish my parents rolled better stats on the character creation screen after procreating.

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Granted, but the labtop's design is backwards. Keyboard on the bottom and screen on the opposite side. When folding open there's a labtop logo where the screen should be and a normally bottom side of the device.

I wish I didn't have a 9 to 5 job.

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Granted, it is medium in terms of size but is very well-done in terms of cooking and tastes like a brick, and there is a doorstop in your salad, since it is a wedge.

I wish that Berwick was easier to run for everyone else.

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Granted, but the cost of awakening your power is to go in to a deep slumber for thousands of years.

I wish I could think of something I wanted other than video games for my birthday.

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50% is fast enough, so you play the game and fall in love.

Unfortunately, everything else you do also goes at 50% speed.

I wish Twilit would try playiing  the first chapter of Berwick.

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Granted, but he gets a virus from it and is convinced that this whole Berwick thing is a prank by you and Saint Rubenio to get people’s computers destroyed.

I wish we got less work in Physics.

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...You're doing physics in grade eight?!

Granted, you don't learn anything at all in school and end up working at McDonald's your whole life because you can't get a job anywhere else.

I wish that I could be doing math outside 'cause it's so nice.

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You get stung by a bee in every single place on your body. You become entirely new stings.

I wish to have a happy life.

4 minutes ago, Benice said:

...You're doing physics in grade eight?!

Is that not normal?

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Just now, Sooks1016 said:

Is that not normal?

I guess our education system just sucks here...

Granted.

I wish that Sooks will have a hppy life.

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The universe is reshaped and combusts multiple times over to eradicate all life in the process to accommodate the word "hppy".

I wish I could look forward to someone other than Wraith to post their opinion on the videos I post.

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