Rezzy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Since he loses an "I"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 universe brain: spoilers before release date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Would work if there were two "I"s in his name to begin with but there are three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I groaned when I saw this title. But yeah, he should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 But there were three! THREE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ertrick36 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 This pun is worth both a groan and an oof. 4 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Would work if there were two "I"s in his name to begin with but there are three. Maybe he has a hidden third eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 It should be spelled "Dmitri" in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloom Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Alright, you got me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geenoble Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 This is cursed and I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ertrick36 said: Maybe he has a hidden third eye. Is this one the spear lord? Plot twist that he his real name is Bhairava Nataraja and he manifests the Pasupata during a climatic moment, stabbing Byleth through the heart to reap their soul, and states they plan to use it to destroy the world to pave way for its rebirth. Dramatic, no? Similarly, Claud is Rama Narasimha, and Edel is Durga Shakti. Byleth in truth, is the victim of three angry deities, taken to mortal form. With dragon loli and that sword pawns of the fourth angry deity. Or alternatively, the name change to Dmitri would be because the real one was assassinated while on the latrine by schemers seeking to benefit from his death. However, the powers that would benefit from Dimitri's continued existence create a lie that he just fell ill, and then later find somebody who they make to look exactly like the real Dimitri. This False Dimitri grudgingly agrees to feign as the real and dead one, a disguise that works for years, but as a matter of principle, False Dimitri his name modified to rub out the first i in nonofficial circumstances. Edited July 12, 2019 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatsumaFSoysoy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 If a mom tells a dad joke, is it still called a dad joke? Or a mom joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobodiePichu Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 i would prefer dimtri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I don't know what killed me more: The title or your post. You got me, and there's was zero cringe in my laugh. Take my happiness, you glorious person ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Oh god, you got me good. XD I love these kinds of jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 His tombstone will read Dmtr. I will join the Black Eagles and we will gouge his other "I" to blind him and scar his mind to corrupt his third "I." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 hours ago, SatsumaFSoysoy said: If a mom tells a dad joke, is it still called a dad joke? Or a mom joke? Rezzy = best internet mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 11 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Rezzy = best internet mom. Thanks, puns are the highest form of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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