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a fat guy stepped on my finger and now it's 7x normal circumference ama


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1 minute ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Have you tried putting an ice pack on it? That will reduce the swelling.

oh hey i can field that one he did a mutual friend fucking browbeat him into doing it and he hated it

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19 minutes ago, Integrity said:

how does it feel to know you are impervious to chinese finger traps in this moment

powerful if specific

17 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

Note that Tylenol is not an anti inflammatory and only a pain reliever, so you'll want to pick up an NSAID like Advil or Aleve.

before going down to the shops i'd have said that none of these brands market in australia but it turns out advil does; even so, yes, i have ibuprofen since i guess in the house we stan paracetemol usually. it cost 44c per tablet because i was feeling fancy and wanted to know what liquid tablets tasted like, reminder that every dollar is worth around four US cents, thanks tony

10 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Oh.

yeah

9 minutes ago, jack! said:

Perhaps this is the beginning of compelling superhero backstory. What's your new name?

Ultra Fingerer Parrhesia

it's a work in progress, we'll workshop it some with PR

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2 minutes ago, Parrhesia said:

powerful if specific

before going down to the shops i'd have said that none of these brands market in australia but it turns out advil does; even so, yes, i have ibuprofen since i guess in the house we stan paracetemol usually. it cost 44c per tablet because i was feeling fancy and wanted to know what liquid tablets tasted like, reminder that every dollar is worth around four US cents, thanks tony

yeah

Ultra Fingerer Parrhesia

it's a work in progress, we'll workshop it some with PR

Tylenol=Acetaminophen
Advil=Ibuprofen
Aleve=Naproxen

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oh no i'm gonna be redpilled

but here is my slightly more expensive nurofen kit along with left index finger, 'the control' in science language, plus a muesli bar i found

one of the dogs en route to the shops had a cone of shame

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two hours since the last update and i am officially typing gingerly with my index finger again, repeat, the spicy finger is go

this post is sponsored by nurofen

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On 7/13/2019 at 8:53 PM, Parrhesia said:

Ultra Fingerer Parrhesia

it's a work in progress, we'll workshop it some with PR

Because Shining Finger is taken.

Did the fat guy get a yellow/red card?

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2 hours ago, Parrhesia said:

Well. Anyway, it was dislocated, and fused back wrong, and now I'll never be able to close my hand properly again. So.

Ouch. That sounds even more bad and painful. Does it hurt when you close your hands?

I would go check with a chiropractor or something and see if they can undo the bad fusing and fix it.

Or have the guy step on it again and hope it will fuse back correctly.

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