Brave Lance Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 This is a horrible change and very low effort, but I haven't been able to get it out of my head since 3H came out and this seems like a good opportunity to share. The Police: De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2GDbEmjGE) becomes Dedue due due, de da da da Don't think him unkind Words are hard to find They're only cheques he's left unsigned From the banks of chaos in his mind And when their eloquence escapes him Their logic ties him up and rapes him Dedue due due de da da da He's got nothing to say to you Dedue due due de da da da His personal will pull me through Dedue due due de da da da He's got nothing to say to you Dedue due due de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true Poets priests and politicians Have words to thank for their positions Words that scream for his submission And no-one's jamming their transmission 'Cause when their eloquence escapes him Their logic ties you up and rapes him Dedue due due de da da da He's got nothing to say to you Dedue due due de da da da His personal will pull me through Dedue due due de da da da He's got nothing to say to you Dedue due due de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true Dedue due due de da da da He's got nothing to say to you Dedue due due de da da da His personal will pull me through Dedue due due de da da da He's got nothing to say to you Dedue due due de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 14 hours ago, Ottservia said: @DragonFlames Ah digimon one of the great franchises that defined my childhood. Here's another digimon song for you. One of the more iconic themes. A parody of brave heart by Wada Koji. --- you've been beaten and you're kingdom stolen from you, and your father's dead and it's got you feeling like there's no hope left but it's time to cast that aside... dark clouds unfurled are now descending upon our bright blue world! A hero needs to rise! And the sword has chosen you from its light! So cast aside the despair you feel! to take back the kingdom that was lost from you! There's so much you have yet to be go on and see From within, Falchion will soon ignite and the shield will fill all the world with light Do not be discouraged, set free your courage your story's about to start Show me your brave heart. --- I didn't change much of the lyrics and I kinda wrote this with marth in mind so there's that. I dunno if it's any good. I do not have it in me to do the full version either. Absolutely beautiful. Brave Heart is my absolute favorite Digimon song. The original lyrics are very inspiring, in my opinion. I wanted to add an alternate final stanza to my parody, but the current captcha issues prevent me from editing my post, so here it goes: Game Over, you killed him! Because this map is B-S. Now you can't continue the game. Now restart, just do it! This is the law of 'Emblem Because you can not go without Can't go without The main lord! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 To the tune of Rasputin by Boney M. (or the Turisas version if you prefer), I now present Raphael... in tribute to the guy who pretty much could have solo'd Nemesis in my Hard Mode VW run if I were to let the battle drag out (with help from the Ochain shield and the "healing focus" ability to keep him going). Obviously some liberties were taken to make the song work... guy wasn't really MVP every map. There was a certain pupil, In Garreg Mach 5 years ago, He was bulky and strong, But his speed was rather low. Being struck by his like, was something you would fear. At least if you're the type, who holds their future dear. He could tank surviving hits from any creature, Whether they struck with talons, teeth or fire. But he also was trained by a teacher, Who would fell the empire. Ra-Ra-Raphael, sing a song of your foes' screams, There was a man who really had brawn. Ra-Ra-Raphael, Leicester's Greatest crit machine. Couldn't be stopped with the Ochain Shield on. He was the decider every map. Never-mind the duke. And his enemies were snapped, by the force of this one man nuke. In every fight he was the MVP, Showing his might as he crushed the enemy. To Byleth he was a valued unit, though his tier was low. When you kill all your foes in one hit, who cares if you are slow? Ra-Ra-Raphael, sing a song of your foes' screams, There was a man who really had brawn. Ra-Ra-Raphael, Leicester's Greatest crit machine. Couldn't be stopped with the Ochain Shield on. But when his brawling, and axework, and tanking became known to Those who Slither in the Dark, They decided something had to be done about this threat to their plans. "This man's just got to go" they declared with glee. But what would come next they never could foresee. No doubt this giant of a man, had made a lot of friends Those who slither in the dark quickly met their end. But Thales unleashed a backup plan, Nemesis had risen from the grave. With an army of the damned, All of Fodlan would be enslaved. Ra-Ra-Raphael, cutting down every fiend. His Ochain shield preventing all crits. Ra-Ra-Raphael, the bane of every evil scheme. Nemesis army was shattered to bits. Ra-Ra-Raphael, sing a song of your foes' screams. Nemesis wouldn't quit, his chances diminished. Ra-Ra-Raphael, Leicester's greatest crit machine. So Raphael beats him, until he is finished. Oh that Raphael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 (edited) Because in Ghast's interview of Ingrid's VA, she said she knows a real life Sylvain who sang Stacy's Mom to her. Ingrid's gram has got it goin' on [4x] Ingrid, can I come over after school? (after school) We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool) Did your gram get back from her bingo trip? (bingo trip) Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip) You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see Ingrid's gram has got it goin' on She's all I want and I've waited for so long Ingrid, can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Ingrid's mom Ingrid's gram has got it goin' on [2x] Ingrid, do you remember when I cut your lawn? (cut your lawn) Your gram came out with just a towel on (towel on) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared) And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there." (a spot over there) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your grandpa died, your gram could use a guy like me Ingrid's gram has got it goin' on She's all I want, and I've waited for so long Ingrid, can't you see you're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Ingrid's gram Ingrid's gram has got it goin' on (she's got it goin' on) She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited), Ingrid can't you see you're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong... I'm in love with Ingrid's gram, oh, oh I'm in love with Ingrid's gram, oh, oh (wait a minute) Ingrid can't you see you're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Ingrid's gram Edited December 16, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 (edited) Badly written at 11:30 PM, to the tune of "You Should Be Dancing" (since I now have that stuck in my head): "My units move in daylight, Keep fighting through the dark, My allies take me higher, Today the war is won! Whatcha doin' in the back? Hey! Whatcha doin' in the back? Hey! You should be fighting, yeah! Fighting, yeah! Bad hit rates spellin' trouble, Get it handed to me good, My units feel the pain, My units spillin' blood! Whatcha doin' in the back? Hey! Whatcha doin' in the back? Hey! You should be fighting, yeah! Fighting, yeah! You should be fighting, yeah! Fighting, yeah! Fighting, yeah! Fighting, yeah!" Edited August 3, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 (edited) Camilla Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC Edited August 3, 2020 by Wraith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 (edited) On 8/3/2020 at 5:31 AM, twilitfalchion said: to the tune of "You Should Be Dancing" (since I now have that stuck in my head): Glorious! --- Haven't done one of these in a while. To the melody of one of my all time favorite songs, Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden: Fear of the Bench I am a unit in FE And when I get enough XP I level up and gain some stats When the level up is weak I start to feel a little meek A little anxious of the bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have constant fear that no one will use me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a phobia that players forget me Have you ever missed a crucial hit Let down the player, who said "shit" When you tried to prove yourself? Sometimes when you're scared to take a look At the unit deployment slots You've sensed the player's benching you! Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a constant fear that no one will use me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a phobia that players forget me Have you ever been there in a fight Rushed right in like you were blind Turned around and they were there And as the axe tears in your flesh The player says "I'm starting over fresh" Hits reset and there's the bench! Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a constant fear that no one will use me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a phobia that players forget me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench Watching others play the night before Debating which unit helps more The player had reason to doubt Maybe your mind is playing tricks You sense, and suddenly eyes fix On bad levels and hitting rates Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a constant fear that no will use me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a phobia that players forget me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a constant fear that no will use me Fear of the Bench Fear of the Bench I have a phobia that players forget me When I get no EXP I am a unit in FE Edited August 4, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathaco Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) Been a hot minute since I've been here, but inspiration struck and I needed to get this out here. So without further ado, Silver Lance, to the tune of I The Mighty's Silver Tongues Verse 1 They say don't bother with that grandpa, That knight in shining armour, Takes XP and makes it go to waste. But while you're moving back back now I'll charge ahead, Fighting foes that leave you dead, Helping lords conquer that bandit base, Chorus 1 I'm not falling off, I'm not getting old, They say I'll softlock you if you use me, But who said you must abuse me? Not falling off, And I'm not going home, No need to throw me on the bench yet, I've got more maps left in me yet, Verse 2 Let's see if we just compare me to those archers Doing crap from start up, Or armoured knights supposed to never fall, They're kind of a step back back from My promo'd self, Wasting seals to even help, Cause even if you say that their growths are great Their bases are 8, compared to my S-Tier 12 speed, Chorus 2 He's not falling off, He's not getting old, They say he'll softlock you if you use him, But who said you must abuse him? Not falling off, And he's not going home, No need to throw him on the bench yet, He's got more maps left in him yet Bridge (? I think that's what this is called) Never again, Will I stand, For these players saying that I'm a waste of space, And my lance, Should be given to Franz or Sain And don't you ever forget, You got wrecked, In that prologue map where I clutched it I hope that you won't bench me for that new healer Never again It's alright Will I stand It's alright For these players saying that I'm a waste of space It's alright to use him a little It's alright And my lance It's alright Should be given to Kent or Cain It's alright to use him a little And don't you ever forget It's alright You got wrecked It's alright In that prologue map where I clutched it It's alright to use him a little I hope that you won't bench me for that new healer Chorus 1 Coda Not going down in D-Tier I'll prove myself yet again Just give me that Iron Lance Then I can chip them and share XP. Edited October 5, 2020 by Anathaco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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