Perkilator Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just as the title says, now that good ol' B&K are in. I was thinking these could be Grunty's quotes as a boss if she won, basically mocking the character she defeats. I'll start: Banjo-Kazooie-At last I've defeated my most hated rivals! None of your tricks could help your survival! Bayonetta-You're not even close to a genuine witch, so don't be surprised when you get left in the ditch! King K. Rool-Get lost you big green fatty, you're so irrelevant I bet you're batty! Wario-I don't like your games or your stupid farts, what happened to treasure hunting to boulders and darts? Samus/Zero Suit Samus-My choice to let you live wouldn't be a maybe if you just stayed quiet about that revolting baby! Joker-You have quite the appropriate name, for your style is simply just lame! Dr. Mario-Come see me when you're a real doc, your medical license is nothing but a crock! Kirby-What's this pink revolting thing? I'm quite sick of its putrid little ding! Sonic-Just because you're devilishly fast doesn't mean life will be a blast! Hero-What kind of name is Erdrick? It was given to a boy dressed like St. Nick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) Lovingly stolen from 4chan: Richter: What's your issue? Dracula's got style! It's no secret you're a miserable pile! Pikachu: This yellow rat, he glows at leisure. I shouldn't look, I'll have a seizure! Bayonetta: So you're a witch too, and yes, such a looker! But that's no excuse to dress like a h- Edited August 7, 2019 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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