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Alois: For all the buying and selling they do, they are not good at trading blows.

Alois: Let's start by breaking the ice. It's kind of a slippery subject but I know we can crack it.

 

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Two fun facts: first, I had no idea who the Mysterious Notebook full of puns belonged to (my first thought was Sans), but when

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Flayn disappeared

I was questioning Alois, and he said, "If I 

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kidnapped anyone who

didn't like my jokes, the monastery would be empty."

I also thought the Razor ("someone who prefers a close shave") belonged to him...but no, it's Hubert's.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Might as well add this because I just noticed it and it made me laugh.

”Well, the full moon thing was a bit of an embellishment, I admit. But you can forgive a man for waxing poetic.”

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13 minutes ago, Etrurian emperor said:

Alois jokes are so bad the church should have....bandit(banned it)

You have failed the Alois test. You are an impostor Kronya. 

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