Dragoncat Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 What the hell is up with the bad karaoke in the showers? - Edelgard It's our anthem. - Dedue I can clearly hear a male voice singing Roar and trying to hit high notes and it just about makes my ears bleed. - Edelgard Okay two things. One: stay in the female showers holy shit. Two: screw you that's the Lion anthem I can sing it if I want. - Dimitri It will fit very soon... - Sothis I'M NOT IN THE MALE SHOWERS I HEARD IT WALKING PAST! - Edelgard I'm going to sing the dirtiest most inappropriate song ever in the shower now somebody suggest me one. - Claude Candy Shop or My Neck My Back. - Sylvain NO. - Seteth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 - In order for Seteth to regain/keep his sanity, singing in the showers is henceforth prohibited. Severe punishment (death) will befall anyone who so much as hums one note of a song with suggestive undertones. ~ Rhea Damn, Lady Rhea isn't pulling any punches, is she? ~ Sylvain Nope. So you better watch yourself, fancy-pants. ~ Catherine A true noble would never sing suggestive tones. ~ Ferdinand von Aegir Hear, hear! ~ Lorenz Hellman Gloucester Must be fun saying that from that glass house of yours... ~ Professor Byleth Can we at least sing elsewhere? ~ Annette Yeah, please let us sing elsewhere... ~ Bernadetta A death penalty for singing? I am getting even more motivated to off her now. ~ Edelgard, in invisible ink once again No lewd songs, eh? *snicker* ~ Sothis Sothis... don't. ~ Professor Byleth Aw, but why not? You're such a killjoy... ~ Sothis *proceeds to post the lyrics to Makin' Love by the band Kiss* WHY?!?!? ~ Byleth *trollface* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 8/18/2019 at 6:18 AM, DragonFlames said: And I still don't have my appreciation day... ~ Nothing-to-report-guy You will get nothing, since you gave nothing. ~ Seteth Felix and Petra are hereby ordered to use weights on their legs during races, so Dedue and Raphael could catch up. Research on the comforting herbs will continue. Cats, dogs, and owls can be petted on campus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Karimlan said: Cats, dogs, and owls can be petted on campus. The most important rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: The most important rule. Indeed. - Knight of Seiros, Alois Rangeld, is hereby forbidden from teaching Petra lame jokes. We really don't need another one like him. ~ Jeralt - In the same vein, Alois is forbidden from going near the pond, particularly when Flayn is there, trying to catch her meal. ~ Flayn Stop being mean to Alois! ~ Bernadetta and Professor Byleth Thanks, you two... *sniff* ~ Alois You could be sayin' they... really are savin' your beehive. Huh? Huh?! ~ Petra That... That isn't how that phrase goes, Petra... - Professor Manuela is no longer allowed to consume alcohol during workdays due to a very embarrassing surgery accident. In all seriousness, go check out Alois' and Petra's B-support. It's hysterical. Edited August 22, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Professor Manuela is no longer allowed to consume alcohol during workdays due to a very embarrassing surgery accident. Does this involve Sylvain and is he now a gelding oh god OH GODDESS OH GODDESS THERE'S AN OWL NEST IN THE STABLES AND THEY'RE SO CUTEEEE! - Marianne So? - Felix Can we have pet owls so we're actually Hogwarts? - Linhardt What's Hogwarts? Sounds gross... - Marianne It's from a book called Harry Potter. - Linhardt Why would anyone want to read a book about a hairy guy who makes pots? - Felix I just heard hog and now I'm even more excited for the pulled pork sandwiches for lunch today. - Raphael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Dragoncat said: I just heard hog and now I'm even more excited for the pulled pork sandwiches for lunch today. - Raphael No, Raph, we're having vegetables *snicker* ~Caspar WHY YOU LITTLE....! *grabs Caspar by the neck and attempts to throttle him* ~Raphael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 40 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Does this involve Sylvain and is he now a gelding oh god It was his punishment for suggesting an orgy to Flayn. Don't tell him that, though. - Please don't leave so much space between lines on the ruleboard. There are some very conspicuous line breaks there. ~ Seteth - The Golden Deer house will henceforth be renamed. We want to be known as the Cool Crowd. ~ Claude That is a lame name. ~ Lysithea Indeed. ~ Lorenz Hellman Gloucester Can't you think of anything more... poetic? ~ Ignatz How about "Jeralt Squad"? ~ Leonie Rejected. ~ Jeralt Aw... ~ Leonie Can't we make it something cute? Like... the Pink Fluffies! ~ Hilda NO!!! ~ Everyone Aw... ~ Hilda I suggest Muscle Group! ~ Raphael But some of us don't even HAVE much muscle... ~ Marianne Yeah, how can we be named after something most of us don't even have? ~ Hilda Let's... just stick with Golden Deer, then... *le sigh* ~ Claude - Edelgard's voice imitations are funny. No ifs or buts about it. ~ Edelgard von Hresvelg Hehe, "butts". ~ Alois T-That's not what that says! ~ Edelgard I don't have understanding. How do those two relate? ~ Petra You see, "butt" sounds the same as "but", and "butt" means-- ~ Alois Stop! I will have no more of this nonsense! ~ Seteth - I hereby declare that all silliness on this board is prohibited from now on! As the Archbishop's advisor, I will not stand to see our ruleboard used for such... immature jokes! ~ A very angry Seteth Calm yourself, Seteth. I very much enjoy reading these. It shows creativity. Except that one guy who is currently writing for me. ~ Rhea What was that last part? ~ Seteth Do not concern yourself with it. It was nothing important... ~ Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 >We have unfortunately been forced to implement food rationing for the Golden Deer, after multiple members of the house were found raiding the pantry. >URGENT SUMMONS: Byleth is to meet me as soon as possible. Bring Sothis. ~Rhea Spoiler >Edelgard and DImitri are to have a duel in the training hall tomorrow at 3pm. ~Claude >Why? ~Edelgard >It will result in, at most, one casualty, which is much better than a war. Right, Flame Emperor? ~Byleth >How did you know?! >Time travel. You reveal yourself in the future. >YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL?! >How else do you think the fool gets perfect strategies every time? He abuses my powers to trial and error his way through every fight! ~Sothis >My class will have bandit target practice on Wednesdays. Meet up in the entrance hall at 10am. ~Byleth >Veto. The infirmary gets horribly strained whenever you do that! ~Manuela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 25, 2019 Author Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, The_antithesis said: >My class will have bandit target practice on Wednesdays. Meet up in the entrance hall at 10am. ~Byleth >Veto. The infirmary gets horribly strained whenever you do that! ~Manuela 10 am is when I lay around in my pajamas. - Hilda 10 am is when I eat my third breakfast. - Raphael Hilda lays around in her pajamas all day. Make her attend bandit practice in them, Teach. - Claude. Nobody will be in pajamas outside of their dorm! - Seteth I heard Alois ran through the hallways naked on pajama day once. - Shamir No that was Jeralt. He'd had too much to drink... - Alois Wait what about my dad? - Byleth Tequila made your mom's clothes fall off too. Your dad told me himself. - Alois Edited August 25, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 >All fruits of life harvested in the garden shall be given to Lysithea from now on. ~Jeritza >Add plenty of sugar to them, please. ~Lysithea >Byleth shall be limited to only eating one meal each lunchtime. Yes, this includes free days. >The Empire Brawlers shall no longer serve Bernadetta. They're scaring her. Byleth, please reorganise the battalions. >But they give her +4 Atk 😞 ~Byleth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 hours ago, The_antithesis said: >The Empire Brawlers shall no longer serve Bernadetta. They're scaring her. Byleth, please reorganise the battalions. >But they give her +4 Atk 😞 ~Byleth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 27, 2019 Author Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) Announcement: If everyone in all three classes gets As on the upcoming exam Professor Byleth will wear a chicken suit for a week. - Rhea I NEVER AGREED TO THAT! - Byleth It would be the best Professor Byleth has looked in months... - Edelgard #ChickenSuitDLC Edited August 28, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathaco Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) In light of the upcoming White Heron cup, we must ask that all professors limit tea time with their chosen representative to once per week, and no cheesing it with the Serenes Forest guide either. If this rule is not followed, some generic student will be made your dancer. We thank you for your cooperation. Edited August 28, 2019 by Anathaco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Anathaco said: In lieu of the upcoming White Heron cup, we must ask that all professors limit tea time with their chosen representative to once per week, and no cheesing it with the Serenes Forest guide either. If this rule is not followed, some generic student will be made your dancer. We thank you for your cooperation. BOOOO! ~ Everyone 9 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Announcement: If everyone in all three classes gets As on the upcoming exam Professor Byleth will wear a chicken suit for a week. - Rhea I NEVER AGREED TO THAT! - Byleth It would be the best Professor Byleth has looked in months... - Edelgard #ChickenSuitDLC Nice. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Announcement: If everyone in all three classes gets As on the upcoming exam Professor Byleth will wear a chicken suit for a week. - Rhea I NEVER AGREED TO THAT! - Byleth It would be the best Professor Byleth has looked in months... - Edelgard Oh yes you did. Tee hee... ~Sothis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Nice. XD 6 minutes ago, Karimlan said: Oh yes you did. Tee hee... ~Sothis Did either of you catch the iCarly reference lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Despite what people are saying, it is not hip to fuck bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Did either of you catch the iCarly reference lol. I watched iCarly religiously when it aired. One of the funniest shows I know. I feel ashamed now... 6 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Despite what people are saying, it is not hip to fuck bees. Haha! Chicken! ~ Sylvain Brother, what does "f-- Flayn, no! Do not say that word!!! ~ Seteth Wait a moment... Dorothea called me a bee. Does that mean...? No! No! I am a noble! Of course it is "hip" to... erm, do this and that with me, Ferdinand von Aegir! ~ Ferdinand von Aegir Don't kid yourself, Ferdi... Nobody in their right mind would touch you with a ten-foot pole. ~ Dorothea I beg your pardon?!? ~ Ferdinand von Aegir Ooooooh, ROASTED! ~ Sothis Gonna need a Blizzard spell for that one... ~ Claude What is everybody talking about? ~ Flayn Please... please... I beg of you... do not explain any of this to Flayn... please... ~ Seteth Great job, everyone, you broke Seteth. Are you alright? ~ Professor Byleth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Despite what people are saying, it is not hip to fuck bees. Where did this come from lol? Adding to it anyway. Words cannot explain how much I hate fucking bees. - Leonie Then stop fucking bees. It's really a simple solution. - Claude You know what I meant! - Leonie Not after Bee Show we don't. - Claude Edited August 28, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 @Dragoncat @DragonFlames Here is your context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: @Dragoncat @DragonFlames Here is your context. Oh my god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Oh my god. Don't ask me why it exists because even I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 >Please refrain from sharing cursed content on the bulletin board. >Wait, people read the bulletin board?! ~Hilda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 Biting your glass eye is not a "party trick". It absolutely IS! - Dimitri It's scaring the town children. And Flayn. - Seteth Dude honestly you rocked the eye patch. Shouldn't have changed it. - Claude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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