XRay Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 If you can rename Fire Emblem games, what would you rename them to? It can be serious, silly, or however you want it to be. Fire Emblem Three Houses I am not a huge fan of the name. Specifically, I dislike the word "Houses." It just sounds so plain and so lame and quite honestly downright boring. Anyways, here are some names that sound cooler in my opinion:Seasons of Warfare — Why did they give a badass name to the special edition but not for the game itself? "Fire Emblem: Seasons of Warfare, Three Houses Special Edition" sounds way more respectable in my opinion.Three Thrones — Keeping with the "Three" theme.Conquest — I know it is taken already, but "Conquest" sounds pretty apt and badass, although I guess "Conquest" applies to a lot of the games.Two Waifus, Two Husbandos — This is a silly name. Refers to Edelgard, Rhea, Dimitri, and Claude.Three Assholes — Edelgard is an asshole. Dimitri is kind of an asshole too. Claude is not really an asshole, but Rhea is. So, there is your three anuses. Fire Emblem HeroesZeroes — FEH players have no lives and no more money. Probably have no souls by now either.Hero to Zero — Same idea as above, but with Hercules song reference.Five Houses — Cause it sounds stupid. Askr, Embla, Nifl, Múspell, and Asgard (or whatever Loki's and Thórr's faction is).Fire Emblem — Remember Book II Chapter 7 Part 5? Instead of the epithet Voice of Dreams, Gunnthrá should be called the Fire Emblem. Get it? Ha! Fire Emblem Fates I still hate Treehouse, but at least they know "If" sounds kind of stupid in English, so I guess they deserve a tiny bit of credit.Two Houses — Stupid game, stupid name. Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy WarRibald Tales of the Faith War — It sounds so bad that it is good. 8-4 is great.Fourteen Houses — Grannvale counts as seven, and I am adding Verdane and Miletos to the mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 16 minutes ago, XRay said: Fire Emblem HeroesFire Emblem I put a Fire Emblem in your Fire Emblem so you can Fire Emblem while you Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, Florete said: I put a Fire Emblem in your Fire Emblem so you can Fire Emblem while you Fire Emblem. That works too. FEH is the Fire Emblem of all Fire Emblems... Wait, nevermind, that should be Cipher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Three Houses should be renamed to Fire Emblem Headhunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 3 hours ago, XRay said: Fire Emblem Three Houses I am not a huge fan of the name. Specifically, I dislike the word "Houses." It just sounds so plain and so lame and quite honestly downright boring. Anyways, here are some names that sound cooler in my opinion:Seasons of Warfare — Why did they give a badass name to the special edition but not for the game itself? "Fire Emblem: Seasons of Warfare, Three Houses Special Edition" sounds way more respectable in my opinion.Three Thrones — Keeping with the "Three" theme.Conquest — I know it is taken already, but "Conquest" sounds pretty apt and badass, although I guess "Conquest" applies to a lot of the games.Two Waifus, Two Husbandos — This is a silly name. Refers to Edelgard, Rhea, Dimitri, and Claude.Three Assholes — Edelgard is an asshole. Dimitri is kind of an asshole too. Claude is not really an asshole, but Rhea is. So, there is your three anuses. I would personally choose: 3 hours ago, XRay said: Fire Emblem Fates Because it has way more impactful choices than the official bearer of the name ever did... Onto more serious joke names now: Fire Emblem Awakening = Fire Embull A-fake-ning Fire Emblem Fates = Fire Embull Fakes Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn = Fire Embull Radiant Fraud Fire Emblem Binding Blade = Fire Embull Binding Bait Fire Emblem Sacred Stones = Fire Embull Spurious Stones/Fire Embull Sacred Scams Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light = Fire Embull Phony Dragon and the Blade of Forgery Fire Emblem Three Houses = Fire Embull Three Innshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2gziC0Jo6I Not gonna lie, I'm just trying to get some of the glorious comments in that video some spotlight time as well as highlighting the video itself again. Being a little more serious overall though... I can't actually remember what I was gonna say... Although, as a random throwaway, I kinda like the idea of renaming Path of Radiance to Path of the Radiant Hero. I dunno... just kinda fits if you ask me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 3 Houses? more like Legend of the Emblem: Trails of Fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Fire Emblem: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Which game do I mean? Whichever game you really like, but find people criticize a lot. It's flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Fire Emblem: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Turgidson, is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Shrimperor said: 3 Houses? more like Legend of the Emblem: Trails of Fire Nice one! XD Here are my suggestions for Three Houses: Dynasty Emblem: Three Kingdoms Fire Emblem: Romance of the Three Houses Fire Emblem: Koei Edition (though that could apply to Warriors, too) Some for the other games: Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn - Ike Emblem: Ike be stealin' your spotlight Fire Emblem Path of Radiance - Ike Emblem: A New Ike Fire Emblem (New) Mystery of the Emblem - Fire Emblem: In which it finally does something other than making Marth a glorified Thief! Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon - Fire Emblem: The one with Marth in it Fire Emblem Sword of Seals - Fire Emblem: Sucky Lord Fire Emblem Fates Birthright - Fire Emblem Fails - The one with the meme characters in it Fire Emblem Fates Conquest - Fire Emblem Fails - *writers blowing raspberries* Fire Emblem Fates Revelation - Fire Emblem Fails - We gave up Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia - Fire Emblem: We have TWO mad dragons this time! Fire Emblem Blazing Sword - Fire Emblem: Had waifus before it was cool! Fire Emblem Thracia 776 - Fire Emblem: Had obnoxious siege weapon spam before it was cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yexin Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 1) Fire Emblem: Who can remember the name of at least 20 characters wins a cookie 2) Fire Emblem: Guy-Den (so that anglophones understand it's not "gay-den") 3) Fire Emblem: Did you know remakes existed even in 1994? 4) Fire Emblem: Did you know I'm never gonna get a remake because "I'm ToO dArK fOr ToDaY's StAnDaRdS"? 5) Fire Emblem: Well if Genealogy's not getting a remake... 6) Fire Emblem: So i heard you like the weapon triangle 7) Fire Emblem: Ok ok, we got it, you like Marth and Roy 8 ) Fire Emblem: So I heard you like strategy 9) Fire Emblem: When you try your best but you don't succeed... 10) Fire Emblem: I feel you... 11) Fire Emblem: So i heard you like Extra Chapters 12) Fire Emblem: Do you remember Mark from FE7? Well guess what! 13) Fire Emblem: Hey, looks like advertising our games helps! 14) Fire Emblem: So I heard you like Pokemon 15) Fire Emblem: DlCs ArE sO pRiCy ThE bAsE gAmE iS lEsS eXpEnSiVe 16) Fire Emblem: ThEsE cHaRaCtTeRs ArE sO mOrAlLy GrEy GoD i LoVe GrEy BONUS: Heroes) Fire Emblem: Heroes who already joined the battle join the battle! Warriors) Wait, the series didn't start with Awakening?: The Game Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE) So we have to make a game together, but that's not important, do you like idols?: The Game Edited August 26, 2019 by Yexin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, XRay said: Three Assholes — Edelgard is an asshole. Dimitri is kind of an asshole too. Claude is not really an asshole, but Rhea is. So, there is your three anuses. Pope Rhea has 47 assholes. Edited August 26, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Pope Rhea has 47 assholes. Oh my... Plot twist: 47 of the generic Knights of Seiros that run around the monastery are all of the Asshole family, which survived into the far future and became the crew of the Spaceballs mothership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, DragonFlames said: Oh my... Plot twist: 47 of the generic Knights of Seiros that run around the monastery are all of the Asshole family, which survived into the far future and became the crew of the Spaceballs mothership. YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Dragoncat said: YES. "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes..." ~ Lord Helmet & Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Fire Emblem: Oreimo. Have fun guessing which one this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Fire Emblem: Oreimo. Have fun guessing which one this is. Fates? *looks up wth Oreimo is* Yup, that's Fates, alright. Nice one! XD --- Here are some more. Happy guessing! Fire Emblem: Swampy adventures Fire Emblem: Lord of Pantslessness Fire Emblem: Definitely doesn't constantly get compared to another game series/historical novel by a certain guy on here Fire Emblem: Sword Art Online but with Lances Fire Emblem: Marrying off underage girls before larger part of the fanbase was against that kind of stuff Fire Emblem: Falling in love within one Chapter? Kaga did it first! *hint: these last two are the same game* Edited August 26, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Fire Emblem: Marrying off underage girls before larger part of the fanbase was against that kind of stuff Fire Emblem: Falling in love within one Chapter? Kaga did it first! Genealogy. 2 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Fates? *looks up wth Oreimo is* Yup, that's Fates, alright. Nice one! XD Actually I was leaning more towards Genealogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, Espurrhoodie said: Genealogy. Correct! Just now, Espurrhoodie said: Actually I was leaning more towards Genealogy. Oh. Well, darn it. Sacred Stones would have been a possible answer, too, if the Memers are to be believed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Fire Emblem: Nothing to Report Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, Karimlan said: Fire Emblem: Nothing to Report That is obviously Gaiden. Nah, I'm just kidding. It's actually Shadow Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Karimlan said: Fire Emblem: Nothing to Report Best husbando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 57 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Fire Emblem: Oreimo. Have fun guessing which one this is. You mean it is not all of them? 30 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Oh. Well, darn it. Sacred Stones would have been a possible answer, too, if the Memers are to be believed. I was suspecting Sacred Stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, XRay said: You mean it is not all of them? I was suspecting Sacred Stones. Genealogy has more pairings with subtext than SS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 18 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said: Best husbando. Durward. I think somebody named him that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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