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Dimitri and Thales live a block away from me and they know Alm


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Just now, Brave Lance said:

I was considering a Forde but I hear they're not really reliable long term.

I am a bit hesitant on Fords because Fords are missing an e. I like their big trucks though.

As for reliability, my mom's ex-boyfriend got a Ford truck from his company when the company was getting rid of extra assets, and he owned it for about maybe 3 to 5 years and he never had any issues with it besides being a gas guzzler, so he only drives it when he needs the extra storage capacity like buying things from home depot or transporting something big. I am not a mechanic and I am just one data point, so maybe my mom's ex-boyfriend lucked out and got a truck that was problem free.

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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the Assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."

Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.

Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"

God asks, "What do you mean?"

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.

"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."

God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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Double post like a rebel.

All joking aside...I don't drive so take what I say with a grain of salt.

Let's talk about the interactions going on up there.

Dimitri: Are you doing blood magic in the bathtub AGAIN?

Thales: Maybe.

Alm: Either of you seen my dog?

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20 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Once we have robot waifus/husbandos, humans do not need to ride the opposite sex anymore. It is just a matter of time before we are a better inventor than God.

20 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Double post like a rebel.

All joking aside...I don't drive so take what I say with a grain of salt.

Let's talk about the interactions going on up there.

Dimitri: Are you doing blood magic in the bathtub AGAIN?

Thales: Maybe.

Alm: Either of you seen my dog?

Oh no! Poor doggo.

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4 minutes ago, XRay said:

Once we have robot waifus/husbandos, humans do not need to ride the opposite sex anymore. It is just a matter of time before we are a better inventor than God.

Oh no! Poor doggo.

1: But would the robots be able to reproduce with humans? If riding humans stops, then yeah.

2: The doggo now has a crest and pure white fur.

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4 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

1: But would the robots be able to reproduce with humans? If riding humans stops, then yeah.

Reproduction is overrated. Just ask Fire Emblem fans, the smartest people on Earth, about what they think of child units. Most would agree that kids are overrated.

5 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

 2: The doggo now has a crest and pure white fur.

Come here, Edelgard! Who is a good widdle puppy? Who is a cute widdle puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are!

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11 minutes ago, XRay said:

Come here, Edelgard! Who is a good widdle puppy? Who is a cute widdle puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Edel is not Alm's dog, I assume he'd give his dog a farm dog name.

Dimitri is totally a big kitty though.

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21 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Edel is not Alm's dog, I assume he'd give his dog a farm dog name.

Is the name Celica?

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