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My brain. I forgot to take it to school last week and I couldn't remember to tape it correctly.

 

Why are hot flames blue, but I'm not blue?

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Because people who cannot digest milk exist.

Why did my cat had a dingleberry the other day?

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Because she's a paleontologist.

 

If the circle of life has three parts, how is it a circle and not a triangle?

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Cause circles can be divided into three parts likes triangles.

Why does the census count people?

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Because its better than a guy going around and increasing the population

 

Why isn't the correct answer to "Expand 2(X+ Y)" This:

2 (X + Y)

2  (X  +  Y)

2     (   X    +     Y   )

2        (X             +                 Y)

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They don't.  We are all truly cells working for a greater order which simulates the feeling of existence; in truth, this is al an imagined experiences from a place where we do not exist.

 

Why do twiight princess characters share names with FE people and places? (Ilia, Fado, etc.) 

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