Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 You didn't eat. What do people like about Sweet Tarts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 Cause people like candy. What is the meaning of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 Why does nobody but me seem to like candy apples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 31, 2020 Author Share Posted January 31, 2020 Because you are somebody, and somebody likes candle apples. How do you shoot an arrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 With a bow. How do you take candy from a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 A baby needs to have candy to take. Why don't belts tighten bellies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 4, 2020 Author Share Posted February 4, 2020 Cause that is not their function. What am I thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Of something. Why do bodies have such a low tolerance to the cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 9, 2020 Author Share Posted February 9, 2020 Cause bodies with low cold tolerances does not have resistance to low temperatures. Why are cheese wheels round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Because square wheels never seem to catch a break. Why are character ages not always easy information to find? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 Because that information is private. Why are Americans so fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Because they aren't skinny. Why do glasses get smudged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Because they get dirt on them. Why do potatoes exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 The ground made them. What happens to the little light in the fridge when you shut the door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share Posted February 18, 2020 It will still be there when you open it. What happens when you boil an egg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 It gets boiled. What happens when we're killed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 We die. What happens when we're born? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 We live until we die. What happens when we die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 We're officially dead. Whose bright idea was it to invent sleep deprivation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share Posted February 19, 2020 An inventor. How do you call for help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Call. How do I take a good long look at myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 With a mirror. How do birds fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 By being not on the ground Is yes no maybe perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Perhaps. Why are stop signs red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Because if people ignored them, they would be too. Why is Gheb so hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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