DragonFlames Report post Posted February 26, 2020 Because he's not cold. Why are things scary? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragoncat Report post Posted February 28, 2020 Because they scare people. Why did the chicken cross the road? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XRay Report post Posted February 28, 2020 To get to the other side. Why did the road let the chicken cross? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor_Siegfried Report post Posted March 2, 2020 Because the road wasn't being subjected to an earthquake that day. Why did touchscreens catch on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 6, 2020 Because catch screens caught onto people too literally. What? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonFlames Report post Posted March 6, 2020 That. What hangs on the wall, goes "tick-tock" and when it falls down, the clock is broken? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 6, 2020 My brain. I forgot to take it to school last week and I couldn't remember to tape it correctly. Why are hot flames blue, but I'm not blue? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor_Siegfried Report post Posted March 6, 2020 You're body temperature isn't high enough to be blue. Why does lactose intolerance exist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XRay Report post Posted March 12, 2020 Because people who cannot digest milk exist. Why did my cat had a dingleberry the other day? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 14, 2020 Why not? How big is Gru? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hello72207 Report post Posted March 14, 2020 As big as gru is Why is it that all the money he had had, had had no effect on his life? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor_Siegfried Report post Posted March 17, 2020 Because he's cheaper than Mr. Krabs. Why did she sell sea shells by the sea shore? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 17, 2020 Because she's a paleontologist. If the circle of life has three parts, how is it a circle and not a triangle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XRay Report post Posted March 17, 2020 Cause circles can be divided into three parts likes triangles. Why does the census count people? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 18, 2020 Because its better than a guy going around and increasing the population Why isn't the correct answer to "Expand 2(X+ Y)" This: 2 (X + Y) 2 (X + Y) 2 ( X + Y ) 2 (X + Y) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor_Siegfried Report post Posted March 19, 2020 Because there's no equal sign. Why do trees use fruit to transport their seeds? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 19, 2020 Slavery is cheap if it's self-contained. What is the meaning of lie if you can't count to 42? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragoncat Report post Posted March 29, 2020 You can count to 42 and lie about it. Why do babies cry and poop? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonFlames Report post Posted March 29, 2020 Because they are human. Why is an orange orange? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragoncat Report post Posted March 29, 2020 Because it is an orange. Why do people exist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benice Report post Posted March 29, 2020 They don't. We are all truly cells working for a greater order which simulates the feeling of existence; in truth, this is al an imagined experiences from a place where we do not exist. Why do twiight princess characters share names with FE people and places? (Ilia, Fado, etc.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragoncat Report post Posted March 30, 2020 Because of a coincidence. Why is calling TP Link the Hero of Toilet Paper funny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor_Siegfried Report post Posted March 30, 2020 Because it's a timely gag in a point in history where toilet paper has become such a precious resource. How do I not get sick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
garrisoncade_3576 Report post Posted December 15, 2020 By not getting infected. Who did this?😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twilitfalchion Report post Posted December 15, 2020 My dog. Do it be do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
