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You bought this privledge with your life savings so you're broke now.

AYAW being the owner of a yacht, but... 

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You crash into a deserted island with no one to save you.

AYAW being worshipped as a god, but...

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There are an equal amount of people who hate you so much that there is an all out war between your followers and haters on a daily basis, causing deaths every day.

 

AYAW getting your dream car for free and without baggage, but...

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you do not know how to drive.

AYAW being a trust fund baby, but...

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You can't use your funds for anything other than house payments due to legal reasons.

AYAW never having to feel your stomach tumble when you're hungry but...

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You risk starving yourself to death since you do not feel hungry and forget to eat. But yeah, I wish I do not feel hungry when I am hungry, so I can speed up my weight loss. I think I regained a few pounds over the holiday season.

AYAW being legally allowed to indulge in any drug you want, but...

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Dying a short while later from the abuse

 

AYAW having infinite orbs in heroes but...

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the 5* rate is set to 0%.

AYAW cockroaches going extinct, but...

 

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They evolve back into existence the with the size, strength, and mass of a horse.

 

AYAW being immune to sharp objects (meaning your skin cannot be penetrated), but...

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all your orifices are twice as large and each orifice will be penetrated at least once a day by things that normally would not penetrate those orifices, such as a sausage in your ear or a pair of meatballs in your left nose nostril.

AYAW with having everyone falling in love with you but...

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this is my daily life. 

they leave me once they realize I'm an idiot destined to live under a bridge.

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You get paid minimum wage.

 

AYAW having friends online but...

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become mute, deaf, blind, and limbless after learning the last language.

AYAW being an Ok Millennial, but...

Edited by XRay

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you are banned from hotels, motels, and other lodging, as well as banned from using any public restroom.

AYAW having a flying castle but...

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The mortgage on it and the bills are outrageous.

AYAW being able to shapeshift into any animal but...

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be the subject of the joke "I just flew in from X location today, and boy, are my arms tired."

AYAW with ending world hunger, but...

Edited by Benice

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the solution to that is to kill everyone, so people cannot be hungry if they are dead.

AYAW with having a turducken for dinner, but...

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You have to wake up early in the morning for work tomorrow and you have no sick days left to hide behind so you can only eat a little bit of it and have to settle with the remainder of it as leftovers that might not be as good as when they were fresh out of the oven.

AYAW somebody finally getting out of your favorite place to sit but...

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Dwayne Johnson takes it before you can get to it.

 

AYAW being immune to cold, but...

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but you have weak muscles.

AYAW having a ninja maid retainer, but...

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