What are funny names you make for your characters or avatars?

[Benice]

In many games, you get to name your character which can lead tk some interesting phrases...

In terms of comedic effect, which are your favourites, and for which games?

[AnonymousSpeed]

AnimeBoyQ

Back in high school, I knew a guy who used "Jew Boy Q" as his online handle. I think his last name was Reuben, I'm not entirely sure though. Come my first playthrough of Conquest, I adapted his moniker to the circumstances. His castle I dubbed the Weabunker.

[Anathaco]

For my Golden Deer playthrough, I named my avatar Teach.

I also like to name at least one avatar Dumbass, because it always fits so well within the context of the story:

"Come with us, dumbass. Come home to Hoshido!"

"No dumbass! Nohr is your home!"

[Zapp Branniglenn]

For my Maddening mode run, I named Byleth "Mad Lad"

I've also always got a kick out of naming Link "My Dude" in 3D Zeldas. Glad to see a lot of streamers seem to agree with me.

[Scoot]

"Fuck me" and "My butt" are classics.

I also like using "I love you" because it just sounds like everyone is professing their love to each other all the time.

Case in point, this is from the Jojo RPGMaker fan-game "The Seventh Stand User":

[Dragoncat]

If this counts, the first time I played Pokemon Gold I named the rival ??? because that's what he said his name was and I thought that was what you were supposed to do.