Saint Rubenio Posted July 23, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2020 Part 46 - Reese, the perceptive. : Spoiler On 7/20/2020 at 11:19 PM, BrightBow said: I think you can save yourself the trouble with the ransom. I once had someone get captured on this map and I got them back immediately after seizing. Presumably if you seize on this map, you get back everyone who is currently captured. Or at the very least the ones of the people who got captured on this map. Unless there were some entirely different factors at play in my game. But I don't think there is. I mean, it makes sense: It IS a POW camp. There would be a good chance for your guys to end up here. Really? I'll have to run some tests... On 7/21/2020 at 12:15 AM, Dayni said: Hide contents I thought it was Thrysus once. But you are correct. Yey I am winner. Speaking as someone who made him a Mortal Savant in my first run, he was alright with magic. It's just that bows are really good in 3H and having three users from the start's nice. That much is true, but you know how I am. It's impossible to understand the things I do sometimes. Guess you were using lances and got enough charm (which is easy) then. Ahhh, that's it then. I trained Byleth on lances so I could recruit Leonie sooner (her B support is unlocked far too late for my liking). Ashe was a funny sideeffect of that. Me, I ususally get a shit ton of support points and try to abuse B support recruitment if I know I'm not using that type of equipment. Like Ferdinand. Because fuck using armour. ...Wait, but isn't Ferdinand one of the few units whose B support is unlocked in the war phase? And frankly having a bow-using Wyvern lord is always nice. I guess so, but I think I'll make Alois into my Wyvern lord. Haven't trained Ashe in lances or flying. I mean, I roll my eyes far less with the dancer ensemble. I'd just like a normal outfit for Byleth. Is that so much to ask? To be fair to me, I mean that it's shouldn't be much of an issue at all, unless it's maddening. Really? Because all my units did chip damage to the guy. It was outright impossible for me to kill him in one turn in chapter 4. Of course, I didn't have Lysithea to one-shot him. Kind of a weird decission to give a random unit the ability to one-shot this otherwise extremely powerful boss, but eh. That is going to be terrifying if I get there. Lysithea should have Dark Spikes thankfully, but even that alone won't be enough because everything has too much Charm for gambit purposes. It's going to be a fascinating madness. I think I just bypassed him when I played maddening. ...... Can I just move on from the point where I admit I was clearly too innocent to realise that after hearing the line 5 fucking times? Because that's the only reason that makes sense. Hahahahahahahah... It's all right, I forgive you. It truly didn't help that they made a school a central part of the game with this one. The pandering is something we could all do without. Flirting with your underaged students. I know, I know, they technically only fuck in the war phase, but Byleth clearly has no idea what the word "boundaries" means. That's what happens when there's 75 characters and most only get moments with a void. A most lovable cast, that's what happens. And Navarre. That shitstain. And I obviously think more positively about the cast than you do. But. It doesn't mean I think it's amazing, I would argue Byleth in some ways is worse than Corrin (Yep, that's a thing), some characters are more gimmick than would be liked (Bernie, Raph, Sylvain, Cyril for 4 examples) and the baiting is very much an issue that I wish they just stopped (not the Jojo hat. You know what I mean). "My opinion on the 3H cast is obviously different than yours. Now allow me to state exactly the same opinion as you." Seriously though, I agree completely. That's what I think. Well, minus the Corrin part, but that's only because I haven't played Fates. I would definitely call Byleth worse than Kris. Sure, Kris is annoying in the story, but I don't think they ruin the story nearly as much as people say (most of the cool moments are still there, and Kris taking all the exposition does make Marth seem like less of an ignorant dumbass). Also, as a unit they're fun to use, and their customization is the best any avatar gets. Byleth, on the other hand, gets just as much overbearing praise as the other avatars, and on top of that fails as a character and as an avatar. I suppose that is commendable too, in a way. They somehow managed to take the worst parts of every previous avatar and fit them into one character with added flaws of their own. Hilda does have a dynamic where due to her older brother's ability and the expectation on her to prove herself she tries her best to avoid the pressure that brings, while also having a weird idea that by getting others to do things they're able to build their own self-esteem (This is far from the best way to explain it, this is me thinking about it for a minute and not searching. I know there's more, and likely counterarguments too.). You know, it might have been nice for that brother to show up in person. So Hilda's character, aside from being lazy, is that she has an offscreen brother. Also, that "weird idea" of hers sounds more like manipulation than anything else. "Oh yeah, this'll help your self-steem, Ignatz! Now go do things for me!". What a piece of shit, no? I'll be glad to murder her. Not exactly making the best defense here, mate... Manuela..... others have made a better case than I could. I'll give Manuela that at least the game acknowledges that she's a wreck. It's still pretty annoying to watch her flirt with students. At least with Byleth I can stop them. I somehow managed to skip the Goddess Tower scene. It was hilarious, Petra was like "oh my, if someone sees us here together they'll think we're fucking", and I went "ya, that could be a problem", and she just left. SRPG studio is a true compatibility antagonist. Ah... A shame. On that last part of the quote, really not helping when that's a DLC costume. Eheheheheh... Well, to be fair, I can at least stand it when Byleth wears it because, well, they're adults. It doesn't make me feel filthy every time I look at them, like Sothis. I could like with something looking younger than their age, it's not unique to Japan. It's just too obvious a trope and they should take a step or twenty back. Archanea may be many negative things to me, but one thing it does the best is the dragon tribes and setup. Agreed with this. Can you blame me with the way so many people have had their accusations dismissed entirely due to their not being as popular and how so many of those in positions of infulence so easily can obscure the reality and act like that totally didn't happen? Oh, at that point it was absolutely reasonable to go against them. I just meant that jumping on the accused's throat as soon as the accusations come out isn't prudent. It's important to take a good look at the evidence first. With situations as serious as these, we don't want to make mistakes. Of course, in these cases the bastards made it really easy to pick a side. Mangs had enough evidence against him to feed the planet if it were food, and Chaz's actions regarding the Indie case were so bad, cowardly and scummy that they became damning evidence in and of themselves. Point being, the Catholic Church might have instilled in me a personal reason to take abuse vitctims seriously. By fucking doing the exact opposite. Eesh... I'm so sorry... And on the evidence, I don't think my taking that testimony would be jumping much to conclusions. Oh, no, I never said the opposite. I'm just saying it's important to actually read it, because I know there are people who don't have time for that. I'm sorry if I didn't explain myself properly. Not saying you have to like him. He's still in the bottom half of the cast for me as well. Killed him in my first run for sure and that was because he chose to ambush me, the ass. Hah! That bodes well for the future, it does. Also I clearly have little to no respect for him considering he's an easy option for dancer enirely because I can't think of something else for him to do. Why'd I make him a dancer? And give him more tools to manipulate women with? Fuck that, he's dying and that's about it. I mean, rocks as long as your arm (ok, not your full arm. Or mine.), some of which are actually heavier because they're denser rock. And it'll have to be built again. Joy. Jikes... My condolences. Is it Fog of War then? Is that the reason? No, I'm fairly certain it isn't... >Remembers how some tanks haven't been half as reliable for himself. Just fuck tanking, right? So why did the community even refer to it as dodgetanking? Uhhh... I don't know, actually. I'm fairly certain it's a term older than the FE community itself. Are we sure you aren't getting Speed more than Attack? For everyone? Alarmingly enough... that might be the case. I knew this was trouble when we walked in. Hah! About time, eh? Thank goodness... I will have to agree with your decision. Thanks. AND NOW WITH THIS WE MOVE TO MY FAVOURITE SEGMENT "BERWICK, BUT LESS OF A BERDICK." Why isn't there a place to stable the horses after you've bought them? It seems like such a missed opportunity. I mean, you could keep a certain amount of horses (which could be upgradeable) there could be a cost to their upkeep and the people you meet there could be their own characters as well. And no, this shouldn't mean you couldn't release horses. And if there could be horse HP restoration there it could be very limited unless you spend serious money or leave them there for longer. You know what? I agree with you here. Horses that you obtain in maps are stored until you take them, but you can only buy horses to give them to units. If you get a better horse, you have to sacrifice the previous one. That's kinda shit, I'd rather give the old one to someone else. That said, HP restoration would devalue Christine's "horse lover" skill. Which we have barely seen, because... she's dead... ...You know, maybe it would actually have been nice to have a less powerful version of the skill that didn't require this one unit to be alive. He was so angry they decided to leave him alone. I can totally see it. This map, right? It's very nice, yes. It looks so casual as well, Ruby just slapping the shit out of the overseer with a light swing. It looks a lot rougher in motion. Dayum Ruby. Clifford could learn a few things. Hah! Don't... don't give him any ideas. Objection! Ack! You said yourself he would not be fighting the rest of the chapter. AND YET HERE HE IS FIGHTING DURING THIS VERY MAP. He proceeds to break the Dire Thunder after the period where he should no longer be fighting. You expressly said as much. This map is part of the chapter, so therefore he is fighting after he shouldn't be. Take that! LP rules Quote Any units that died before the reset will be used for the remainder of the chapter, but they will be benched forever afterwards, as if they were too injured to fight any longer. It clearly says there that units who die will be used until the map ends, so as to prevent softlocks. It is the same deal for crippled and captured units! ...Of course, I kinda screwed up with my wording and said "chapter" when it isn't quite the same thing as "map" in this game... But that is merely an honest mistake! My argument stands! The prosecution rests. The prosecution rests because it has lost. Killing edge huh? That honestly fits. Dallas is a Dasshole. Ahahahahahahah... ERIP: 3. No, seriously, what does this stand for? Yeah, that's gifs for you. Woohoo. Also, neat fire. It's a bit exccessive for it to spiral upward when you think about it, but that's similar to Elfire in main FE. Only more elaborate because of the spirals. Nice grasping at straws to find something to complain about. Very desperate, if I may say so myself. Well someone had to get it. Of course it was the one gal that is completely useless... Wonder who that is? Perceval's sister? Heheh... It'll be revealed today, so be patient. I COULDN'T IGNORE THIS Damm you. Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry...! On 7/21/2020 at 2:22 AM, Pengaius said: You're gonna have to buy, then toss 2000D worth of useless crap from the pawnshop. Bingo! That's exactly what I came up with. That'll allow me resume the Halfmann jokes, too. Great minds think alike, it seems. ...For once. On 7/21/2020 at 6:42 AM, Golb89 said: [Addendum] Hide contents I'm hiding behind leaves. You can't see me. https://gamepress.gg/arknights/news/arknights-cn-new-operator-announcement-scene-talent-skills-art-gifs That is... visually ridiculous. I remember playing that one when it started, and a while later too: story and writing were just as bad as its prequel's, the class and promotion systems were a convulted mess (and who the heck thought it was a good idea to reintroduce the "Social Knight" class?!), difficulty made the gameplay akin to a puzzle with no room for errors and skills were broken af, making the whole thing an awful RNG-fest where you either obliterated the enemies or they wrecked you. Oh... Wait, so let me get this straight. You played a very early build of the game years ago, long before all the cool features were added (such as capture, move and con growths, guest units, etc) and long before heavy playtesting was conducted to ensure the quality of the game was as high as possible (seriously, the game spent months on playtesting before release). And that's your entire basis to dismiss the whole game. You think Sun God's Wrath is bad and ugly because... an early build of the game from many years ago was bad and ugly. Perfect. By that logic something like, say, Minecraft is a shitty game, because all you could do in the classic version was place and break blocks. Look, I'll be entirely forthcoming with you: the story isn't that great. Nowhere near the level of CT like you say, but it's insanely fast-paced and barely has the time to introduce characters and locations before it moves on to different ones. It constantly namedrops people, locations and events that haven't been properly introduced, and it has a weirdly heavy tone at times. Also, the dialogue suffers from "as you know" syndrome. However, the gameplay is really good and creative, and the map design is tight and very fun. That's the important part, in my opinion, and it's your loss if you will stubbornly sit on the opinion that you formed years ago. Admittedly, that was years ago and the hack might have improved in the meantime, but somehow i doubt that's really the case. You know, I think I now understand why you said FE hacking is dead that one time. It's really easy to come to that conclusion when you zero in on the bad hacks (sorry, scratch that - the ones you perceive as bad), call all hacks "unfinished" for this or that arbitrary reason, and then turn your back on the whole scene and refuse to take a second look. Other franchises wish they had a modding scene as robust as ours, where literally new games are developed using the official games' engines as the base. I apologize if I was too blunt, but I have to admit, your constant shitting on hacks for, uh, let's say "questionable" reasons... really pisses me off. (Incidentally, did you know someone made a complete english translation of japanese version of PoR? Well, now you know) Especially when you come to me with this afterwards! Oh wow, Path of Radiance! Fuck yeah, I get to play the worst FE ever in the japanese version! Instead of a mindnumbing snoozefest, I get to play the mindnumbing enemyfest that is PoR's maniac mode, which only adds like 15 enemies on top of the existing ones so it takes even more hours to suffer through the slog, and Titania becomes even more broken and vital! Oh, and the hilarious forging glitch, because they didn't even playtest their fucking thing so they could rush it onto the market before Berwick Saga or something! ...I apologize to all fans of PoR out there (I know there's a ton of you), but... PoR is the only game in the series (I repeat, the only one) that I, for the life of me, cannot comprehend what people see in it. The gameplay is as bland and uncreative as FE gets, the game speed is slow as molasses and makes it torture to play, the difficulty is even worse than FE8's, the map design ranges from very average to awful, the graphics are bad, the music is mediocre... It's perhaps not the most badly-designed FE, but it is by far and wide the most tedious and unenjoyable of them all. Playing this game is actively painful. PoR's singular virtue, as far as I can see, is its story. Story that, I might add, I don't even think is as awe-inspiring as everyone claims it is. And I'm sorry, but even if I did think so, story can be enjoyed just the same by watching a playthrough. Supports can be enjoyed just the same by reading them online. Not only that, but that way one doesn't have to endure the shitty hours of bad gameplay in between. So why in the world does anyone like this game, when I've seen even the biggest fans admit that the gameplay sucks and the only good thing about it is the story that you don't even need the game itself to enjoy? I'm not one to crap on other people's opinions (at least I'd like to think I'm not). I respect the fans of PoR. You do you, pal, but... You'll have to forgive me, but I cannot understand you. I welcome anybody who feels up to it to try and make me see what the hell people think is so amazing about this game. Not even change my mind (because I'll tell you right now, that is impossible), just... let me know why people love this one. And don't say "muh storeh!" because, again, a fucking playthrough would be a better way to experience that than the game itself. ...Oh, dear. There's the rant of the day. Sorry, Golb, that stopped being directed at you roughly half way through the first paragraph. I just... Really hate PoR. It annoys me when people claim that Three Houses is the best game in the series, but when they do the same with PoR it just... baffles me. How could anybody think that such an exercise in tedium is the best the series has to offer? Hide contents Oh boy, Mario's Princess? These guys are going to get C&D'd in no time. Hide contents Take 3: Oh. All right. Volcen's dad: WHY MUST EVERYONE INSIST ON MISSPELLING VOLCENS'S NAME THE EXACT SAME WAY EVERY TIME?! THIS IS THE REASON HE'S AN ASSHOLE! HE'S TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE EVERYONE CALLED HIM VOLCEN WHEN HE WAS A CHILD! THAT'S RIGHT, I BLAME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS IN BERWICK SAGA! HERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG! IT WAS ALL YOU! YOU! AND VALERY! Maybe. Oh wow, that's different. May I ask what the source is? Actually you can get him for free, and rather easily too: even i have him, but due to my strict waifu>meta policy am not using him. Ah. ...I don't know if to berate you for the waifu obsession, or respect you because, ultimately, that's the same kind of policy that I live by. (That, and half of my friends have him at E2 among their support units, which is much more convenient than raising my own...) Ah, I see. Wait, what? You just steal the guy from your friends?! Shameful! Anyway, collab aside, she originally was an elite unit and part of the proto-version of the Anti-Rain team (i.e. the protagonists) alongside Elaine M16, but was such an @sshole that she got kicked out... which is probably the best thing that could have happened to her, as it allowed her to avoid taking part in the operation that's the origin of all the sh*t happening in GFL and she also got spared the usual treatment the protagonists tend to receive in this game. Me: Expecting boobies. Game: Too bad! Unexpected horror time! That, and she got to be part of 404 instead of AR. For all intents and purposes her (present) personality consist in trying to prove to everyone (herself included) that she really befits her elite status (though unfortunately that doesn't translate too well in the actual gameplay...) Ahh, good ol' gameplay and story segregation. Remember, guys: Astram is the most powerful man alive at the time of Mystery. You know, the same guy who gets beaten by random fuckin' rogues. Also, remember her? She's one of Arknight's villains but her design was originally meant to be another AR member in GFL, most likely the one taking 416's place in the team. Why are all the good ones always villains? Sheesh... Because i gain nothing from it, and if i did that i couldn't afford to spend literally hours reading and replying to this LP. Hmmm... All right, I shall forgive you this one time. Hide contents I would die too if Matthis made it into Heroes. With his meme status on the rise and Julian and Lena both in, I'm starting to believe that he may have a legit chance now. Everyone, vote Matthis in the next popularity contest. Basically yet another M16. Try me? Pfff... Bwahahahahahahahah... okay, that is awesome. More or less, yes. (And unlike Gloria/Nightmare she really is a healer who can cast, instead of a caster who can heal) (But she's new on CN server, so it'll take months before she comes on EN too) CN server? EN? Wha...? Jesus Christ... Why, Japan? Why must cute things be either sexualized or torn apart with out-of-nowhere gore? Don't ask why this exists. I made it for a different thread. This is one meme that I have no idea where it came from. This guy worries too much, he should calm down. And change his name to something that isn't friggin' Mephisto. Something more like... Benjamin. Yeah, I think he has a Benjamin face. Not Ben, mind. Benjamin. [Bonus] Hide contents Ah! Italian! On 7/21/2020 at 7:20 AM, ranger016 said: That was one of the toughest maps to beat for me too, you were pretty lucky nobody died here. You can say that again! Elbert avoided death by a hair! As for the money, just recruit Volo or Clifford in the next chapter but don't use them. Or spend them on food for those who don't need it like Ward or Reese. Good ideas also. But I think I'll use Halfmann. On 7/21/2020 at 3:59 PM, The Roger The Paladin said: Hide contents Meanwhile: Reveal hidden contents Hahahaha... No, but seriously, I'd heard Ferdinand was okay. What happened? I recruited Lorenz and I shit you not, they had the exact same stats with very minor deviations. And Lorenz is infamous for being shit despite being in Three Houses! Only characters I've consistently failed to make anything of are Manuela (who served more of a backup healer role and thus was over-shadowed), and Cyril. The latter of whom is simply an argument for bases over growths. Because every time I used him those growths refused to go my way. The only time he turned out good was when I was using him as an adjudant for supports.... and by the time he got good there it was chapter 18. Honestly, Cyril got screwed over. He has a skill that increases his growths... But his base growths are lower than everyone else's, so with the skill they just become ever-so-slightly higher than average. He effectively has no personal skill. He's also recruited late-ish and brings nothing unique to the table. And then, people hate his character on top of that! Poor guy... If only. It were that simple. See I read a theory once (on this very site yet) the implication may well have been it was the medieval equivalent of a certain feminine hygiene product (hence the English phrase "on the rag" and Dorothea's embarrasment). Mind even if the theory is wrong... and it is underwear... well we still have a harem anime moment. Oh, please... Three Houses! Better Than Fates™! Hilda's character twist is supposed to be she manipulates people into doing all the work for her because she thinks if everyone thinks she's inept then they won't have expectations she'll fail to live up to. Basically she's got this phobia of being a failure in other people's eyes but ignores the obvious flaw to her plan. Namely to act inept she ACTUALLY has to be a failure in their eyes. Double-think at it's finest. Catch is, being Three Houses, this only really comes into play in supports. So like Claude's schemes never amounting to anything gameplay/storywise... Hilda's manipulation doesn't really matter. Unless her giving sidequests post-timeskip Golden Deer counts. Which means Caeda already did the "manipulating people" gimmick better in that it had a gameplay affect (in my opinion at least). Regardless.. I find the notion that a fear of inadequacy causing one to act inadequate is an oddly self-fulfilling prophecy. Kind of like the whole Bernadetta being abused by her father into her present state... so that people would think she was the perfect wife (resulting in people actually waifuing the character). I don't know if the writing team were really good at ironic content... or this just happened. A lot. Happy accidents, perhaps? Either way, interesting reading into the character. Whereas my Ferdinand ended up being MVP in most maps. The guy had a metric ton of strength and defense. Well, my Ferdie got doubled by everything. Then Leonie arrived and she doubled everything. Funny how much of a difference a single monosyllabic word can make. It's even worse than you thought was even worseHow Though it does lead people to assume cavalier/paladins are my favourite class. Useful as they are... I have a thing about axe-infantry. Quite a contrast really given one's consistently one of the best (if not the best) class... and the other's a candidate for the worst. Definitely has given me some appreciation for other things though. Like this song. Reveal hidden contents Before you ask, no, I've not played so much as 1 second of Chrono-trigger. My knowledge of the game almost entirely stems from four youtube videos out of "the musical". Three of which revolve around Frog/Glenn, and the other of which has a nod to his theme in it. Also of note, this particular one inspired the idea for the whole Matthis/Ukyo friendship in my LP (Matthis being the "pupil" that'd surpass his mentor was pretty much planned... and then on finding a PS2 version Samurai Shodown V I realized there was a sort of precedent for this with Ukyo and an individual by the name of Yumeji so I have plans to do things with that). So your favs are the fighters, huh? That's cool. Must've been quite the treat to see my Lot and Wade in action. Meanwhile, I favor dark mages and ended up losing them all. Except Niime, but honestly, Niime's no fun. She's solid, but it's just... eh, she's good, nobody expects anything else from her. Good thing the next LP came along and I got Sierra. Now that was an experience. She got second place in the kill count despite arriving halfway through the game, only beaten by Garo who had the best availability out of any unit in the game, only tied with Runan and Kreiss (Sasha and Kate miss out on chapter 2 and Arkis has the 26B situation). It helps keep ME from going insane to think that way on it. Hahahah... To be fair, that's the intent behind the character. The crime of making an overly edgy character is drastically reduced when the point is to show how shit a person they are as opposed to doing it so they can be the "anti-establishment guy who is edgy but inexplicably does the right thing for reasons". From a canonical perspective the guy never even comes close to doing "the right thing". At least there's that. He's certainly declared Warren the safety of travellers. Ahahahahahah... Is nobody safe from your punning tendencies!? I find it InSain how many people condone such behavior. Quite honestly it's inSaulting. Pffft... Seriously though, that's why Saul is my favorite of the bunch. He isn't portrayed as a funny quirky guy who's actually really nice and awesome in spite of his blatantly predatory behavior. Instead, he's portrayed as a revolting stalker who is just so bad at it that he ends up doing good things by complete accident. Speaking with him does both Igrene and Elen a lot of good, but it's only because Saul tried to get into their pants and utterly failed. Then there's the way Cecilia played him like a fiddle, or how Yodel somehow managed to find one of the three females in the entire franchise that don't look like a top model to assign to him as his bodyguard. Everyone either figures him out instantly, or they don't even need to because he can't molest to save his life. Oh, and there's also the detail that he's a man of the cloth. That's the cherry on top of the pie. He's so absurd, I love it. Maybe not. But it's a fun thought. I agree. Make it into a scene in your LP. Rule of humour. Knowing your audience. Heheheh... I guess it's pretty obvious which buttons to push with me. It comes up a lot actually regarding any unexpected RNG. There's a reason one of Mekkah's "pitfall" videos did a section on blaming the RNG. That's the thing... people forget high and low probability ultimately mean you can guess more accurately.. but you can't guarantee anything. It's why I tend to plan for every enemy attack to hit... regardless of whether their hit percentage is high or low. Which is why I'm not big on dodge-tanking.. because they look pretty terrible if everything's assumed to hit. When you play Ironman, you always have to assume the worst. That's why dodgetanks don't work. I can't tell if this is a meta-joke or just a mistake that turned out great because it's the inverse of the mistake I was referencing. Either way... excellent. Ruben from the future said the truth. I honestly made the inverse mistake. I noticed it, but decided to leave it in. I thought I remembered it. But next capture, I fully intend to do it again. And I will be ready to explain that getting crippled gives happiness once more. The fact you're Barlowe is so many kinds of poetic. Heh... It couldn't have been any other way. When you realize I just did a rant about dodge-tanks... only to get to this. Well I'm glad someone agrees with me. Then again... after doing iron-man runs it's going to give one a different perception on dodge-tanking as to more casual play. Oh yeah, absolutely. Even in casual play, nowadays I enjoy actual tanks far more than squishy dodgetanks. Why rely on a high chance of dodge when you can just... make it not matter? There's no mercy when you use Percy. Haha, it's funny because he's one of the few units with Mercy as a skill. One reason I like Shadow Dragon so much. No fog of war. Have I ever established I don't like fog of war? Actually, there's FoW in the link arena. FE12 does have FoW in its campaign, but it's only two of the gaidens. And it's actually an interesting take on FoW, too. Better than the cursed 75%. True enough. Did Kaga just pull the Three Houses Petra trick on you? KDIF. Hwahahahahah... Goddamnit, no. I swear, if there are chests in the final chapter, I'm going to kill somebody. ...Well, actually, there are chests in the final chapter of Vestaria Saga. Vestaria Saga was released three years before Three Houses, it's the translation that came out later. So yeah. KDIF there, too. It is also the biggest, most epic final map in any FE(ish) I've ever played. It legit took me multiple days to beat it, but it was so worth it in the end. Most memorable final map, by far. What an experience that game was. I really need to replay it one of these days. Why am I imagining this as a jump into Derrick's arm's like in the old Scooby Doo cartoons where he's scared? Hah! Well, I know I'd jump into Derrick's arms in a situation like this. I mean, who else would I go to? Perceval? He'd miss me and I'd fall on my ass! ...By the way, I'm just waiting for someone to do the good ol' "take sentence out of context for shits and giggles" routine. Well? Who wants to be the one? Why do I get the feeling he's not talking about Enid critting him? Nope... It's someone else entirely. I'd complain... but I also left a bunch of reinforcements alive on the update I was working on when this dropped. I feel like we've had this conversation before about something else and like it's going to be a running gag where we unwittingly do the same thing on completely different chapters in completely different games and advertise our LPs on each other's LPs like this. But the fact it's a coincidence makes it funnier to me. Now I guess I better see if Benice does something similar... seeing as we all dropped updates about the same time somehow. SCU synergy. I still love that the Screenshot Cinematic Universe is apparently a thing. On 7/21/2020 at 8:13 PM, This boi uses Nino said: Hide contents I have heard about it. It's a weird one but also good? Huh. Yes, that's a good way to describe it. I hope so too, on that note I should get to work on mine too. It's very small in scope though. Oh, yeah? Is it published or anything? Lol, I think they speak English? It was a former hold of the British Empire iirc, or nvm probably spanish. Hah! Well, I'm glad I don't even know about our former holdings. I vaguely remembered the drawn portrait in the TRS lp, it did look well more like a wide rectangle but my memory fuzzied out things I'm sure. That was the coat, goddamnit! How many more times must I say it?! I guess that does make sense. Doesn't explain why they did draw Charles the 2nd's huge Habsburg Jaw (which was a result of inbreeding) Reveal hidden contents There's the inspiration for Bors! Would you mind telling me what that place is? I suppose it's like a cool job. Nah. I think in english it's called "higher education". They're courses kinda like college courses, but with less dumb subjects that have nothing to do with anything, half the length, and a lot more about practice than theory. They're supposed to be less prestigious than college courses, but they've been on the rise for a few years now. I despise the "memorize shit and then regurgitate it on a piece of paper" routine, so these courses are far more up my alley than college. I still had to memorize my fair share of stuff, but it was far, far less than ever before in my life, so I enjoyed myself more. Learned more, too. I'm very far from being a real programmer, but at least I know the basics. It's more than I got out of high school. Como te lo dije, Ruben IV de Aragon de Castilla, no se que eres espaniol..... aunque quisiera saberlo Hmmmph... Como te atreves? Eres un... Hombrecaballo! GOD *PUNCHES WALL* FUCKING *PUNCHES TABLE HARDER* DAMMIT! I KNOW HOW TO WHY DID I MISS THAT STUPID EEEEE? E-r-s-h-e-i-l-m-e-r ... why did I make an absolute fool of myself... You did it again, too. But you were closer this time. A few more tries, and you'll get it right. Reveal hidden contents It can't be helped. All the witnesses must die. ...Oh fuck, I'm one too! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I am surprised too at that. SF just kept shut about it until way later and it was essentially just saying what happened. Not just SF, the users too. Though I suppose we have more things to talk about. The subreddit was starved for content that wasn't Three Houses characters in swimsuits. And yeah about the memes, honestly I'll keep doing them even with what happened. Because that was some good content he made. I guess so. I can respect the memes, I suppose, though I never did like Mangs or Chaz myself. I also heard in a YT video that Mario Kart DS is considered to be the best competitively and there's some fanmade servers online to keep the game's online features running. To me personally I never got my DS to connect to the internet, and I don't know why. Huh... That's pretty interesting. Never heard of that one. That is a pretty good addition to have. The problem is, the brackets go both ways. You can't get a unit that's too RNG screwed, but you also can't get a blessed unit. I was a bit worried that this LP'd be more uneventful than the past ones, since it's technically impossible for weird stuff to happen here like in my past runs. Then Derrick managed to be speed blessed in spite of everything. Go figure. Well obviously the one that got so worked up over being told they were lame.Boring reply. Oh hey and while I scrolled back to my replies to find what you replied 'Which one' to, I stumbled across my spelling of Arus Himmer... Ah! The gig is up! ...Well, I regret nothing! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...! Fun fact: that one is actually the way his name is spelled in the game files. You know, the same place that calls Adel "Kein". Honestly though, I was wondering if you had really fallen for it or if you were playing along. Believe me, I laughed way too hard when I realized it was the former. AND I GOT IT RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAT ""HOLY"" BEARDED PAELLA LOVING SUBMISSIVE SISSY SON OF A BITCH BASTARD! Watch your fucking language, son! I may be submissive, and a sissy, and a bastard, and paella loving, and holy-bearded, but I am NOT fat! Cease this baseless slander at once, lest I be forced to call you the H word! Also, my mother is a good woman. Please. That is true, and even if Mend didn't top someone off, it would still put them out of danger and if not then that was just the healed unit being frail. There were almost no situations where recover was better than mend, sadly. You know, quite amusing and all... except for that time you tampered the evidence to make me seem wrong! Lentzenheimer Leidenbelfen Vergil! scru yu! What evidence? All I can see is that you continue to be unable to pronounce Erzheimer's name. I mean what why? Because cock. That enough of an explanation for ya? I mean the thing with the bulls, and I've never heard or seen it in Texas. Nope it's a Spain thing though maybe I used the wrong word. Yes, you used the wrong word. Rodeos are the thing with bulls that they do in Texas. We do bullfighting, that's a different thing. It's also a pretty disgusting thing, so I'm glad it's becoming less and less of a thing even here in Spain. Over the next few days? Holy crap this LP takes a long time. Oh yeah. Thankfully I quite enjoy LPing, that's why I continue to do it. I am planning on beating it some time. Dew it! Well I'm colorblind! From a distance they seemed ok... I'm sure I clicked on the correct color box for each green (I had to press more colors because green isn't in the small list). I've updated it now and it should look good. It's still inconsistent. BR and VW are a lighter shade of green, and REV and SS are silver instead of black. R.I.P. Lol. Derrick has it, he kicks ass. He always hass. Yay Magic! Yaymagic indeed! Where do you even lose it? Don't ask me! You take your eyes off it for a moment and it's gone! Hey! FE1 LP reference! Yay! Not really a reference. It's a pretty easy pun. I've seen it done plenty of times for completely different games. Though that LP is infamous enough that I understand you'd associate the two. If only it went beyond chapter 3... I guess it's not a laptop you work on then? Nope. It's a good gig, but it has its downsides, like this. Thankfully power outages are rare here. Perceval let's go! To be fair, Perceval does look like a good unit, it just seems you've been woefully unlucky. He is. But it seems everyone who ever uses him is unlucky. Perhaps there is a Chosen One out there who is the only one who can use Perceval without missing all the time? We must find this person! Woah that's amazing damage! Isn't it? One of the many perks of Owen. damn... Is Magic also res in this game? Indeed it is. And how do you know it's specifically only thunder magic? Oh, no, you misunderstood my words. He doesn't have a particular weakness to thunder magic. However, since thunder has a range of 2, Perceval could attack Dallas without fear of retaliation. Wind and fire, with their ranges of 1, needed to get closer, which put them in danger of being attacked by Dallas. So it's not a statistical advantage, but more of an indirect one. Beautiful as always. Berwick does deliver in this aspect. And most others. It's such a great game. Everyone should love it. Hey look atleast she's growing that Light very quickly. For all the good it'll do her. She's going back to the bench as soon as the map ends. Oh she only needs 2 points of magic to be leveled up? Huh interesting. Technically she needs 3. However, there's a magic statboost that gives one point of magic, and I'm saving it for her. Also you mocking my Luigi spelling probably is why you got such bad luck this map, as retribution for I mean. Eh who cares I forgvie you. Are Weegee boards dangerouse if you ask something about ghost? Knowing you however while replying to this you are still tweaking all my Etzel's to Pretzel or some variation. Why would I ever do that? Etzel is one of my favs! Meanwhile, I hate the other bastard with a passion...! He was the beginning of my long, neverending streak of bad luck! On 7/22/2020 at 12:35 AM, BrightBow said: Hide contents Still don't hate him, I'm afraid. If it seems like I pick on him, it's really more because of how defensive of him you are.Why is it that everyone's first reaction to me being happy and positive is to shoot my hopes and dreams down with dissings and counterarguments? I complain about everything, and the times I don't, you guys do. Is it too much to ask that we have nice things? Can't we at least agree that... I dunno, Derrick is a gift from the heavens or something? Yeah. But Soothe is cheaper and exists in larger quantities, so it's good for all those paper cuts that crop up where using Heal would seem like a waste.How dare you be right? Stop this at once! Don't ask me. It's your run. You are the one who has to live with the lack of good weapons.Hmph... Probably should have replaced Ellis with Perceval, since he is the one without memories. Hmm, fair enough. ...or maybe with Reese since he is the one without emotions.Ahahahahahahahahah... That would've been perfect, how didn't I come up with that? Best out of 5! Let's go!This is depressing enough without your witty comments. ...Ah, who am I kidding, I loved that one. Might have been better not to kneecap all the healers who can operate after turn 20.I know what I'm doing. ...Pf..pffff... No, really... Starlight? ...Okay, fair point. Only one aspect, eh? I suppose that means you consider turning red after turn 20 to be a plus. Well, it is a pretty interesting and unique event. Makes him all the more memorable, y'know? On 7/22/2020 at 9:10 AM, Benice said: Hide contents HAHA CZENE'S BEEN DEPLOYED IN TWO MAPS AND HAS BEEN CRIPPLED BOTH TIMES AND HAS ONLY BEEN HIT TWICE KAGA WHY DO YOU HATE ME Kaga is fair and balanced. "Instruction manual not included." That may be why Percy can't do anything right. He didn't have the instruction manual for thunder either. It's happening. Just like Czene having a secret lover in the Raxe empire. Seriously, I have no other explanation as to how she gets crippled so much. She was above 8 hp both times! Maybe she just doesn't want to work. After all, a crippling means a month of free time. Respect the Florina. Okay, but only to an extent. (But if I'm being honest my favorite waifu is Laura. Florina's just saved me in my HHM ironman so far.) Laura? That's even worse... I-I mean, good choice! Yeah...! At least that's what Klamp thinks. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Burroughs be klamping them cheeks. Singlehandedly took down Gardy's horse! It only took him over one hundred turns! That is... not the best example I could think of... Hey now, the only think I will rig is captures of important enemies so that I can actually get character arcs! (Also, fun fact: The In pursuit of Thieves merc who talks about wanting to leave the bandits doesn't have a capture quote.) But why, dude? I can understand not wanting to rig too much, but Enid is such a pain if you don't! And... And Adel too, for that matter! Feels bad man. I think Kaga designed the game to analyze which characters benefit from favoritism and those get killed rather than captured. From Kaga, I believe it. From what I can tell, most enemies will kill if the unit in question attacked them-for example, the legendary cripple, Czene was killed rather than captured by Portrait guy. In general, that seems to happen, in fact. I saw that roughly ten times in Minas' chapter. ...And also enemies love killing healers, from what I can tell. Heck, Gardy could have killed Marcel with about 90-ish percent certainty, opening up the way to kill Aegina and Reese, but instead he went for Saphira who had, thanks to the miracle skill, roughly 70% chance of surviving. ...You have one guess as to what happened, but that's beside the point. That is all... So weird. Having her as my only healer because Minas killed Izerna and the priest who recruited Owen dying the turn he was supposed to recruit Owen because of a bad roll for poison, I can firmly say that what keeps her from being good is her miserable light cap at 30 and her late promotion that is, from what I've heard, chapter 12, I think. She totally destroys that cap and can use higher level light magic pretty quick. Not sure what Owen's promotion/Light cap is like, but I can say that if you keep using Saphira on the side, she becomes pretty great. Plus the fact that I think she gets a horse and a broken prf upon promotion and she's avaliable after turn 20... I like how most of this is wrong. 1- Owen is prepromoted. That's why he's so much better than the rest of the healers for, like, half the game. He does get a thing, but it's not exactly a promotion. 2- Saphira doesn't ever get a mount, where'd you get that? 3- Higher level light magic requires unit level, not light level. She needs to be fed a mountain of experience to ever use something like fortify, because unlike Izerna, she never gets Expert. You know who uses it at base? Owen. 4- The prf really isn't that broken. Enid's prf is a lot better, Aegina's has range, and Owen with hellfire can replicate Saphira's prf rather effectively and far earlier. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just not all that amazing. 5- After turn 20, in 99% of the maps all that's left is mop up. At least from my experience. In all my runs, I've used Owen almost exclusively, and I've never run into a situation where I was like "Oh boy, I wish I hadn't picked Owen", because by the time he had to leave, the map was all but over. Not to mention that he's excellent in escape maps, which are really common in this game. Point is, she's a growth unit with great potential but a bad start, from what I've seen. A growth unit that has to compete with a bishop that's in many ways even better than Lee. And that's saying something. Lee was epic. "Look, there's a guy in a Berwick uniform running away from the camp. Should we get 'em?" "Why would we? We're supposed to execute the ones IN the camp, dummy." "Oh yeah..." Ahahahahahahah... Levin Sword Astra is almost a guaranteed ORKO. Astra kills a lot of things. Shame I won't have it till next chapter. At least I hope next chapter. With my luck, she'll die again before I can get her to level 10. Art: "Satisfaction" Preach. Hi Eliwood. Hey, now... Buy art:Hope or something, I guess. Wait, nevermind, that's over 10k IIRC. Why is furniture so expensive? Jonathan's up to a bigger racket than Valery! Maybe Valery has a hand there too. Where the hell did you find this? Anyways, great update, looking forwards to the next faye death one! Fixed it for you. 21 hours ago, Golb89 said: https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/hunger-pains Hah! Good ol' awkward zombie. 13 hours ago, Dayni said: I'll be honest it's a bit weird to me. Seems like logically they wouldn't be brought to a camp that was being besieged. I mean, they'd have enough of a job dealing with the ones they have already and fighting the attackers, much less sorting out new prisoners. And even more so when this camp is taken by the enemy after the battle. To say nothing of the fact that there must be hundreds of camps out there. How lucky that our prisoners are taken to this particular camp, no? I absolutely agree that it's weird, but Kaga is being kind for once and I'll take it for what it's worth. Also Kaga being nice to the player like that doesn't sound right. It's more likely than you'd think. Remember that time he gave me a waifu with infinite rewarp and nosferatu just for killing off Shigen, and even returned Shigen to me at the same time? Yeah. : Spoiler You really can thank him enough. In two out of three timelines, you didn't even survive. We don't deserve too much gratitude. General Abus! You should still be resting...! Bah, don't fret over me. I'm not worth the trouble. It's my fault that I got myself and my men captured in the first place... I'm a worthless failure... You mustn't abandon hope, General. You're still alive. The other prisoners said that if you hadn't been there, they might've lost their own hope a long time ago. Thank you, Lord Reese... I owe you a life debt. For now, you can repay me by concentrating on getting better. Your body needs to heal. So many of my men died in that camp for nothing... My condolences, General... Regardless, I am sure your lieutenant will be happy to see you safe. If it hadn't been for her, we could not have pulled off this mission. "Her"? Lord Reese, who are you talking about? Hoo, boy... Dame Ellis, naturally. She helped us to plan this entire rescue operation. ...Lord Reese, I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about. You must be mistaken. But... Your lieutenant, she... What?! Then... who is she...? I have no idea. I can't even remember the last time I had a woman serving in my corps. What's going on here...? What's going on here, my dear Reese, is that you got bamboozled yet again. You're way too easy a target, man... You'd think a man without feelings would be more difficult to deceive! This letter is for me? But this seal... ...Indeed, there's no mistaking it. That letter bears the seal of the Duchy of Bornia. Well, fuck. Not only did she play Reese like a fiddle, she was an enemy knight too. An enemy snuck into Navaron, waltzed into Reese's home and had a nice, long conversation with him before she departed just as easily. What kinda security do we have in this city...? Oh, right. The same security that lets one of the gatekeepers get away with making repeated deals with brigands. That kind of security. I saw how the soldiers treated the prisoners there, torturing them and working them like livestock. I thought back to the brave struggle of General Abus at Fort Ziredd even when no reinforcements were coming to save him. I held a deep hatred for Dallas, the Imperial commander who saw his captives as less than human. ...... When I reported the situation to my superiors, however, they merely transferred the general and Dallas together to another camp, which solved no problems at all. Still, my loyalty to Bornia remains unwavering. Therefore, I thought the best way to solve the problem would be to pass along the information to another... Someone like you, Lord Reese. Again, I apologize for lying to you as I did. And despite the liberation of Calvaria, there still remain hundreds, even thousands of prisoners in Imperial camps, and the same can be said of Bornians held captive in League camps. I am still not able to fully convince myself that what I did was the right thing. Well, all in all, that looks to be... something around a 40/60 chance of recruitable or Camus. Flat 0 of never seeing her again. To think that an enemy knight could sneak into Navaron unaided... ...... ...General Abus, I don't believe this woman is our enemy. I'm... I'm not sure what to think. Until now, my dreams of vengeance have helped me go on living... You know, now I wonder what would've happened if Dallas had gotten captured alive. It would've been hilarious... Poor Abus and Fyodor could only watch as their torturer's sent back home for a thousand bucks. Also, that ain't right. Owen is great when he's not suffering from demonic possessions. And Derrick is just a marvelous person overall. I'm sure he is, I mean, he has Mercy! And yet, it was an enemy, a knight who served the Empire... who risked her life to save mine... When I met her, she seemed like a very compassionate person. At least, that was what I felt. Reese, I don't think anybody gives a shit what you "feel". One, you cannot feel, you just can't; and two, you're the worst judge of character I have ever seen. Maybe, to her, the fact that you marched under different flags wasn't what was important... I suppose that Lord Vester is living proof that not all people of Bornia feel the same about the war... Much like ourselves. There must be a great many people simply trying to do the right thing. Oh, you're back! Ah, if only it only were her... Bench for you two. You did well last time. Especially you, Elbert. That was incredible. Valery time. Thanks for the cash. ...... ...... ...Okay, see you next time. Of course. ...Nothing else? Not unless you have anything to tell me, tactician. ...Hmph... Stay in good health, friend. Now, ancient tre-- Wait... Oh! That's Ruby's paralogue! I wasn't expecting hers to be the first we'd unlock, but sure, let's go! First thing that happens is that the dad from chapter 1 is begging Clifford to save his village. This other guy doesn't think it's worth the trouble. He's no knight; just a miserable drunk. Any pride and honor he once had were drowned in booze ages ago. ...... You're better off throwing your money to the rats than giving it to a man like him. Ey, there's Ward in the background! ...! Well, it's the truth! Just look at him! It's not even midday, and he's already dead drunk! Glad to see that royal knights take their jobs so seriously... Well, let's hear what the man has to say for himself. Go on! Tell us, why aren't you speaking up? Have you really lost all your pride? Perfect. Great response, Clifford. That'll shut them up. Answer me, Father! Alex... Pour me another... ...Fine. It was useless to try talking to you after all... ...By yourself? There's an entire gang of bandits... I am a knight. I'll take care of them all with time after to spare. I will protect the pride my father refuses to uphold. Or you'll die! Goddamnit, Ruby, the hell are you doing!? I know being a reckless dumbass is kinda your character, but this is too much! You've come too far to get killed...! I understand... I'll lead you to the village. She ain't coming back alive. You realize that, right? No, she's a splendid knight. I concur! She's grown rather well, all things considered! Would you not agree, Sir Clifford? You may have fallen from grace, but you were like that too, once... For her, who grew up watching such a respectable man, now to see what you've become... Can you not imagine the pain she must feel to see you this way? ...... I just.... I've endured quite enough of your excuses today, Sir Clifford. You didn't even give him a chance to say any excuses! But I agree. Enough is enough. Clifford, don't let your daughter die after I went to such lengths to train her! However, before I go, allow me to offer you a bit of wisdom... I care not what happens to you, but if Ruby should meet her death... ...Aaaaack... Goddamnit... With Christine dead, this line becomes ten times more heartbreaking. He's speaking from experience here... Baah... Sigh... Let's get some more cash. That'll cheer me up. Thanks. Now, I'd go and get rid of some money for Elbert. However... After Brightbow said that captured units are freed after seizing the prison camp, I went back and did a quick test. And as it turns out, it really does work! Hahah! That is... so unbelievably lucky. Hah! Although, I have to say, I'm a bit sad. I was going to buy junk back from Halfmann. That would've allowed me to continue the joke, but alas, it appears it wasn't to be. ...Wait... You were... finally going to pay your debts...? Yes, but sadly, it won't be necessary. Go back to the atelier, mate. Unless you're finally in the mood to buy some more garbage-- I mean, some more treasures? ...Where did I go wrong with my life... Let's grab Larentia. She'll be quite useful in this paralogue. Notice, by the way, that Clifford cannot be hired for this mission. He just vanishes from the canteen. That's weird... Uuuh! While trying to figure out if there were any more preparations to make, I walked into Erzheimer's house by chance. As it turns out, we had unlocked two Erzheimer conversations when we delivered Gilgamesh's swarm orb! They just couldn't both be triggered at the same time. The one we watched the other day was the generic one for getting X amount of Erzie items. This one is the one for the "dark magic" set of items. Not Machalla! What a terrible loss... Also, apparently that's a mercenary. Yeah, the toothless old dude. Same class as Sherpa, of all people. Okay, Berwick Saga. You said it... And tomorrow, it'll be back to the ol' grind. Not looking forward to that... Speaking of jobs, did you see that funny listing back at the guild? A "funny" one? Oh, the one that said "Razite Clergy Wanted!" in big, curly letters? A request for the services of Razite priests in a Verian guild? What kind of dummy put that up...? That's the one. "Offering 10,000 Per Day!" As if. No way someone's gonna cough up that much. Didn't you see who posted it? It was Erzheimer... THAT Erzheimer. I doubt there's anything that he can't afford. (E-Erzheimer?!) Yes. Though if you asked the readers, it'd probably be something different. What's this? Ah, Sir Ward! What excellent timing! I was actually just thinking of... Are you or are you not attempting to hire a Razite Priest?! Y-Yes, I... Explain yourself this instant! W-What...? W-Well, you recall how I've had a recent fascination with... For once in your life, speak clearly, Erzheimer! ...... To see what?! Razite magic... ...What? No, I completely understand! Dark magic is gorgeous. And we haven't even seen all the spells yet! I went to great lengths to obtain these Razite orbs, so I wanted to see them in action even just once... ...Mr. Erzheimer, don't you realize how much of a risk that is? Yes, I am aware... T-That will not do at all! Clara, go quickly to the guild and take down that silly flyer! Yes, Master. ...It's the future. Sir Ward, if you are not around, then what will become of my collection? ...... ...I understand. Just please do not look at me with such sad eyes anymore... Oh, thank you, Sir Ward! Thank you ever so much! (What a troublesome man... At least it was a false alarm...) Ahahahahah... I love these two, seriously. Ahem... Excuse me? Is this the house of Mr. Erzheimer? Yes, I-- ...! Stand back, Mr. Erzheimer! I've that orb in his hand before! That is a priest of Raze! H-Haah!? Gwaaah--! General Ward!? Ah, so you know my name, do you? Have you come here to assassinate me?! N-No! I only-- Drop that orb immediately and submit quietly, or else I shall be forced to take you down by force! W-Wait! Hold on, General Ward! Look, it is I, Owen! Owen of Veria! ...What!? Father Owen!? What are you doing here with a dark orb!? W-Well... T-The truth is.. I'd heard about this man's interest in dark magic, and, uh... I... I had come across one such orb in our last mission! Yes, so I came here to sell it to him! That's it! Oh, you've brought something for me? Come, come! Let me see! ...... All right-- Wait, Marx? That's his name? A rather peculiar choice for a guy so generic he didn't even get a nametag, but whatever... Next time, we play our first paralogue, in which we'll liberate a village from the brigand oppressors and return the land to its rightful owners, the common folk. Afterwards, Ruby will be permanently recruited. Thankfully she's the lord of her own paralogue, so she won't die permanently if she falls. And once you see her situation, well... You'll know just how much of a blessing that is. Nothing else for now - the time has come to wait patiently while faring well. See ya! To be continued Death count: Christine Esteban Czene Faye x 2 * Unavailable Capture count: 2 (Daoud, Elbert) Cripple count: 1 (Perceval) Reset count: 3 (Ward: 1, Abus: 2) Current perfect streak: Haha I'm never beating my record am I Best perfect streak: 6 maps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 42 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Bingo! That's exactly what I came up with. That'll allow me resume the Halfmann jokes, too. Great minds think alike, it seems. ...For once. Tree twice Also, the plot thickens, (and holy f is that kinda dark) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Spoiler 31 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Kaga is fair and balanced. Very nice, Izerna was crippled too now and I haven't started chapter 3's main mission. 34 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Maybe she just doesn't want to work. After all, a crippling means a month of free time. After I'm going to all of the work to get her to a decent level?! I got her to level five before chapter 3 started! That takes dedication! All because I want to avoid pointless crippling! 35 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Laura? That's even worse... I-I mean, good choice! Yeah...! That is all I have to say about this topic. 36 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: But why, dude? I can understand not wanting to rig too much, but Enid is such a pain if you don't! And... And Adel too, for that matter! ELITISTS DON'T SAVESCUM 37 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Saphira doesn't ever get a mount, where'd you get that? Smallbrain. 38 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: A growth unit that has to compete with a bishop that's in many ways even better than Lee. And that's saying something. Lee was epic. Still a somewhat decent filler character. Especially if you didn't recruit Owen and Izerna's been marmalized. 39 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Burroughs be klamping them cheeks. EURGH 39 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: That is... not the best example I could think of... How to use an armor knight with three move! 40 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: He does get a thing, but it's not exactly a promotion. So that's what the result of him flirting with Yumil is... 41 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Where the hell did you find this? Searching up "Absolutely Disgusting." 42 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Fixed it for you. WHY YOU ILL KILL YOU 48 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Hello there, Morgan No. 17462 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) Optional maps which become accessible based on actions of the player which are not directly tied to story progression. Paralouges are another one for the evergrowing "Kaga did it first" pile. Too bad IS didn't copy the fact that these maps are tied to a character's story arc. Anyway, if you want to go for the Imperial convoy, my experience with them is that the Imperials will charge you if you block the escape point. But they won't charge you if you merely have Thaddy snatch the items of the convoy as they move by. I don't know what will happen if the convoy is attacked directly, but I'd imagine it will also trigger the charge. But if you try to have Thaddy handle this, it might be best to give him a Miracle Charm, since there are some thieves hiding nearby. They might ruin his day with a lucky crit. I don't know what the deal with the Thief Talisman on the first convoy is, since you can't steal it without Mug+ or a Capture. I guess it's just there to bait the player into doing something stupid. Not like it matters for you either way. The only Mug user is dead and those talismans can't even be sold. So it's completely useless. Edited July 23, 2020 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) Spoiler 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Wait, but isn't Ferdinand one of the few units whose B support is unlocked in the war phase? First of all, not quite. He actually unlocks it after Chapter 11. And second of all, well fuck I am Fucking going Dire at that realisation. I hadn't tried to recruit him on other routes yet (Because again, fuck raising armour rank) 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Really? Because all my units did chip damage to the guy. It was outright impossible for me to kill him in one turn in chapter 4. Of course, I didn't have Lysithea to one-shot him. Kind of a weird decission to give a random unit the ability to one-shot this otherwise extremely powerful boss, but eh. Gambits make me feel good with early DK, absolutely possible to bring him down to Knightkneeler range with enough. Or Dark Spikes. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Flirting with your underaged students. I know, I know, they technically only fuck in the war phase, but Byleth clearly has no idea what the word "boundaries" means. And I wish he himself had been expanded upon as a mercenary, considering that it could build upon why Byleth is so close to the students as he finally has a group where he feels he can trust them in turn because they so trust in them, in contrast to their prior life moving around with a group of mercs who didn't necessarily form a tight relationship with Byleth before. There's a lot you could do with Byleth based on what we already have. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: "My opinion on the 3H cast is obviously different than yours. Now allow me to state exactly the same opinion as you." Seriously though, I agree completely. That's what I think. Well, minus the Corrin part, but that's only because I haven't played Fates. I would definitely call Byleth worse than Kris. Sure, Kris is annoying in the story, but I don't think they ruin the story nearly as much as people say (most of the cool moments are still there, and Kris taking all the exposition does make Marth seem like less of an ignorant dumbass). Also, as a unit they're fun to use, and their customization is the best any avatar gets. Byleth, on the other hand, gets just as much overbearing praise as the other avatars, and on top of that fails as a character and as an avatar. I suppose that is commendable too, in a way. They somehow managed to take the worst parts of every previous avatar and fit them into one character with added flaws of their own. Kris as a unit ain't necessarily amazing, somehow I got an average af Kris on normal. Normal. Having the scale of customisation was easier for Kris sure, but Byleth should have had more options too, it wouldn't have been as difficult to implement methinks if they had been interested in doing so. Besides, there's parts of those changes in NMotE that makes Marth an ignorant dumbass too regardless of Kris getting infodumps. And when it comes to Anri's way it's clear that the history has been distorted in the years since. Then again, it wouldn't be so hard to rewrite this stuff so that only the audience is needing to be clued in. Sure, known character ignorant of the situation is an easy option, but to me it does feel like it's the only way they have of delivering it. You could have it for instance be that those having the conversation fill in pieces together on the topic being discussed. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: So Hilda's character, aside from being lazy, is that she has an offscreen brother. Also, that "weird idea" of hers sounds more like manipulation than anything else. "Oh yeah, this'll help your self-steem, Ignatz! Now go do things for me!". What a piece of shit, no? I'll be glad to murder her. Not exactly making the best defense here, mate... I never pretended I was making a solid case. I was trying to remember what I could off the top of my head at the time. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh, at that point it was absolutely reasonable to go against them. I just meant that jumping on the accused's throat as soon as the accusations come out isn't prudent. It's important to take a good look at the evidence first. With situations as serious as these, we don't want to make mistakes. Of course, in these cases the bastards made it really easy to pick a side. Mangs had enough evidence against him to feed the planet if it were food, and Chaz's actions regarding the Indie case were so bad, cowardly and scummy that they became damning evidence in and of themselves. Well, it really didn't help Chaz that literally all his defence came from those who had circled to defend him and did so in a manner which didn't actually deal with the case against him. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Why'd I make him a dancer? And give him more tools to manipulate women with? Fuck that, he's dying and that's about it. Sylvain dances and everyone else runs the fuck away from him. Simple solution. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: No, I'm fairly certain it isn't... So what then caused it? 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Uhhh... I don't know, actually. I'm fairly certain it's a term older than the FE community itself. Okay, then reframe it as if I was saying for gaming as a whole. That still doesn't answer the contradiction that is dodging being equated with tanking, which is weird to say. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You know what? I agree with you here. Horses that you obtain in maps are stored until you take them, but you can only buy horses to give them to units. If you get a better horse, you have to sacrifice the previous one. That's kinda shit, I'd rather give the old one to someone else. That said, HP restoration would devalue Christine's "horse lover" skill. Which we have barely seen, because... she's dead... ...You know, maybe it would actually have been nice to have a less powerful version of the skill that didn't require this one unit to be alive. I'm a little surprised it didn't come to mind for so long. But hey, stables and new characters could be a cool addition to Berwick Saga: Lazberia Chronicle Chapter 174 Remastered. And it doesn't have to devalue Horse Lover much if 1: it's much less recovery unless you use an expensive method or take a lot of time, certainly longer than a chapter, maybe more 2: it also has to take that time to recover so won't be useable, say, part way through and you choose to take the horse out early if you took those methods. Also, a thought relating to skills: maybe there could be a few opportunities in the course of the game to get more of these skills/upgrade them too? I don't know that Berwick allows you to pick up skills, but if a stable boy's quest here ends up giving a unit the skill to heal, say, 10 HP at the end (Horse Friend), that'd be neat imo. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: LP rules Quote Any units that died before the reset will be used for the remainder of the chapter, but they will be benched forever afterwards, as if they were too injured to fight any longer. It clearly says there that units who die will be used until the map ends, so as to prevent softlocks. It is the same deal for crippled and captured units! ...Of course, I kinda screwed up with my wording and said "chapter" when it isn't quite the same thing as "map" in this game... But that is merely an honest mistake! My argument stands! If you argue semantics, than so will I. You mention it for deaths but these units were crippled instead! As they are not permanently removed otherwise, you have not covered them under these terms. Therefore you cannot argue that they are one and the same conditions, especially as the game treats them differently. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: No, seriously, what does this stand for? Even Rubenio is pissed. I doubt we'll get as many in two updates any time soon, right? 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Nice grasping at straws to find something to complain about. Very desperate, if I may say so myself. I was saying this was a more elaborate Elfire (which in this case was a compliment) and you say I'm just complaining? 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I have no idea. I can't even remember the last time I had a woman serving in my corps. What's going on here...? What's going on here, my dear Reese, is that you got bamboozled yet again. You're way too easy a target, man... You'd think a man without feelings would be more difficult to deceive! And yet Reese exists. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I care not what happens to you, but if Ruby should meet her death... ...Aaaaack... Goddamnit... With Christine dead, this line becomes ten times more heartbreaking. He's speaking from experience here... Baah... Yep, just get out that dagger there, twist it right deep Ward. In yourself. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That's the one. "Offering 10,000 Per Day!" As if. No way someone's gonna cough up that much. Didn't you see who posted it? It was Erzheimer... THAT Erzheimer. I doubt there's anything that he can't afford. So how does Erzenhiemer have enough to throw that much money around? We know how Erzie gets his wonderful toys, but not how he pays for them. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Drop that orb immediately and submit quietly, or else I shall be forced to take you down by force! W-Wait! Hold on, General Ward! Look, it is I, Owen! Owen of Veria! ...What!? Father Owen!? What are you doing here with a dark orb!? W-Well... T-The truth is.. I'd heard about this man's interest in dark magic, and, uh... I... I had come across one such orb in our last mission! Yes, so I came here to sell it to him! That's it! Regardless, you should realise that this kind of action can't be taken as it stands. Look, I need the money? Please? Not even one swarm? 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: OH BOY YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE ME HATE THEM. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Man, you'd hope that this would mean some wild ass ceremony. Just turns out she wasn't human after all. A little too convenient. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Sick? Alright, that's a dick move I would feel. That's really shit to be saying about your own children. So she's not matching your lifespans. You thus conclude that you're able to reproduce, but it's all a mess. So maybe stop. But no, leave that mess for all your children to have to deal with. I can also clearly argue they haven't tried to figure out if there's anything possibly wrong beyond the argument of "Ah, but time-space shenaniganry is up to it's old tricks". It reads like they didn't try to confirm it was true, just assumed it was. Hell that time-space hopping could have been the cause, which doesn't seem to be considered either. Taking your parent's crappy genetics is one of those ethical issues that I've always felt is worth debating, but when the time scale is so large it's hard to ignore. So she's otherwise healthy? That reads to me like they haven't tried to fgure out what's going on either. Reads like draconic telomeres being really broken in their kids. Which sounds like a disastrous issue to be ignoring. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Man, when you put it like that YES IT IS SELFISH. You'd think that if you were so determined to find that family that wandering ceaselessly wouldn't be a conducive environment. So that regardless of your insistence that you needed that aspect of raising a family you realise just how transitory and empty it really is. How many times have you've had this conversation and seemed to be unaware I have to wonder. The idea of there being other manaketes around they could have prepared for the world doesn't seem all that farfetched to me, especially with all the travelling they have done. And they themselves have a long history of dealing with an extended family of brothers in arms, the idea of them becoming adoptive parent figures really could have passed on to them from Wrys and to a lesser extent Frost. Instead they end up having kids they'll keep outliving that they have as dolls against their loneliness and throw away like Eremiya her puppets. Harsh, but I'm not so sure that isn't true. So to the point of my rant: YOU'RE HORRIBLE! YOU ARE BOTH HORRID DRAGONS! YOU DISGUST ME BEYOND WORDS! AND YOU OWE ELAINE A PROPER APOLOGY. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Sheesh, that's rough on Arran. Ended up immortal despite wanting to be dead. With the chance of him never being able to fulfil his own intents as he went mad alone. If Arran isn't dead by the end I'll be disappointed now. 19 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I hope you realise what that means, leaving one of your favourite characters to never get the death he has wanted for so much of his mortal span and to be so long immortal is liable to end him as a person. That's kinda cruel. It'd be like me wanting to see Canas freeze to death in the blizzard and suffer the whole thing. Only over more time. In this update, Rubenio tries to make me hate my favourites of his OCs. He might have succeeded. ( @Saint Rubenio, Do not take the rant as me hating your writing. Hell, with the thought I put in it I should argue that's a testament to it that characters I've liked since BB have been recontextualised so thoroughly and have been altered despite seeming like they should be themselves frozen in place being immortal and all.) Edited July 24, 2020 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) Spoiler On 7/23/2020 at 12:01 AM, Golb89 said: https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/hunger-pains Man, Awkward Zombie can even make the Fates cast come across as charming and likable. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Technically speaking the Sinon Knights only watched from a distance as your half-dead body was being pelted by arrows. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh! That's Ruby's paralogue! I wasn't expecting hers to be the first we'd unlock, but sure, let's go! Well, she is the one with the EXP boost. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Notice, by the way, that Clifford cannot be hired for this mission. He just vanishes from the canteen. That's weird... He also vanishes from the party if he has already been hired at that point. Still, that just means that he'll show up right in the nick of time to save the day.Hahaha! Yeah, right. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And once you see her situation, well... You'll know just how much of a blessing that is. She should be fine. Those axe guys aren't the most imposing even without Axebane. Heck, I once deployed nobody but Ruby on this map. Too bad it won't change any dialog if Ruby actually does clear out the bandits on her lonesome. Although there is a thief hiding nearby who can be a bit of a nuisance if you get in his range. Otherwise just make sure she got some healing on her. Edited July 24, 2020 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Spoiler 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh, yeah? Is it published or anything? Nope and I plan to keep it secret until I finish it, I'll give a hint: The most dull Fire Emblem experience to ever hit the west is getting a huge gameplay-centered revamp. I think that's too many hints, coupled with what I said before, ok yeah now telling you that is even more obvious from my pov. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That was the coat, goddamnit! How many more times must I say it?! As far as I know it's the first time you say it so lashing out at me ain't a good idea, though given what I did a bit below... lol 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: There's the inspiration for Bors! Hey atleast he has a handsome hairstyle if anything lol. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Nah. I think in english it's called "higher education". They're courses kinda like college courses, but with less dumb subjects that have nothing to do with anything, half the length, and a lot more about practice than theory. They're supposed to be less prestigious than college courses, but they've been on the rise for a few years now. I despise the "memorize shit and then regurgitate it on a piece of paper" routine, so these courses are far more up my alley than college. I still had to memorize my fair share of stuff, but it was far, far less than ever before in my life, so I enjoyed myself more. Learned more, too. I'm very far from being a real programmer, but at least I know the basics. It's more than I got out of high school. oooh programmer? Woah that's cool. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Hmmmph... Como te atreves? Eres un... Hombrecaballo! AAAAAH NO! NO PORFAVOR NO QUIERO SER UN HOMBRECABALLO! ... Hmm... ahora que lo pienso talvez no sea tan mal. Ok pero tu seras el... el... dejame checo mi lista de cosas con las que te identifico... *Paella, Espania, "joder/tio/cojones/vale", Ruben, Sylvis* "Ah uno nuevo que aniadir *escribe "Programador"* Hmm ok segun mi lista tu seras un Cojon de... Sylvis... si eso es perfecto. Bueno eso y un Santo Cabron Barbudo. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You did it again, too. But you were closer this time. A few more tries, and you'll get it right. Read on (which I know you already did also inb4 Ruben says "you can't boss me" and doesn't read but he already did so he fell in my trap) I've blown your cover. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: It can't be helped. All the witnesses must die. ...Oh fuck, I'm one too! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Isn't dying super fun though? Last time you did it I was just fine (an ocean in between was the reason? Wdym dying kills you? That wasn't in the contract!) Also obligatory "gotchu bitch" 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Not just SF, the users too. Though I suppose we have more things to talk about. The subreddit was starved for content that wasn't Three Houses characters in swimsuits. Yeah it was just strange. Oh and Reddit is a circlejerk of fuckers and raterds. Here's a video on why, it's pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ugh_41zrs Quote The problem is, the brackets go both ways. You can't get a unit that's too RNG screwed, but you also can't get a blessed unit. I was a bit worried that this LP'd be more uneventful than the past ones, since it's technically impossible for weird stuff to happen here like in my past runs. Then Derrick managed to be speed blessed in spite of everything. Go figure. Well if the bracket cap is a bit high it still allows for momentary blessedness. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Boring reply. I mean ok to be fair I changed my mind a bit. Having to insult others for your own pleasure is also very dumb. I never got this crap (unless it's very extreme) where the bully gets away with it but man the person that got ticked off at being repeatedly annoyed? Oh no that person is a sinner. Jeez.also that reply is boring too Quote Fun fact: that one is actually the way his name is spelled in the game files. You know, the same place that calls Adel "Kein". Huh why? 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Honestly though, I was wondering if you had really fallen for it or if you were playing along. Believe me, I laughed way too hard when I realized it was the former. Oh I guess I did fall for it. God damn it Santo Cabron Barbudo. The Erzheimer truth that I definitely Erzheimer'd correctErzheimerly shall still be upErzheimer. If nothing else it will waste your time, you should have better things to Erzheimer your time with shouldn't YoErzheimeru? 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Watch your fucking language, son! Ya ain't my dad. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I may be submissive, and a sissy, and a bastard, and paella loving, and holy-bearded definitely. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: but I am NOT fat! Cease this baseless slander at once, lest I be forced to call you the H word! Oh yeah fine, I don't even know if I Erzheimer'd that or if you Erzheimer'd the word "fat" in but whatever. (Up until here all these Erzheimers I wrote had two ms... go figure...) But what is the H word? Hispanic? Hentai? ... Yeah ok I'm conErzheimerfused. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Also, my mother is a good woman. Please. Oh yeah right. Funny how swears lose their meaning lol. I said that with no consideration to your mom. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: What evidence? All I can see is that you continue to be unable to pronounce Erzheimr's name. How Erzhilariouseimer of you. Also you dun goofed. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Yes, you used the wrong word. Rodeos are the thing with bulls that they do in Texas. We do bullfighting, that's a different thing. It's also a pretty disgusting thing, so I'm glad it's becoming less and less of a thing even here in Spain. Ah ok, yeah that's cool imo. I don't like 'em either. 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Not really a reference. It's a pretty easy pun. I've seen it done plenty of times for completely different games. Though that LP is infamous enough that I understand you'd associate the two. If only it went beyond chapter 3... Oh. Actually the LP went up to Chapter 4. You know the first map with an arena in FE1? 9 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Are Weegee boards dangerouse if you ask something about ghost? I wouldn't Erzheimer. I've never Erzheimerd them. Also you fucked up that e at the end of dangerouse, and also ghost instead of ghosts. This one wasn't even me. Here's evidence of me not tampering with the evidence. URL and Tab shown so that you can't say I wrote this on another forum and prompted a mod to take it down or whatever. Also to show I've correctly written Erzheimer so far. Spoiler Here's my correct writing of Erzheimer: So yeah those images prove I'm innocent. Sorry Ruben, you got eckspous'd 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Why would I ever do that? Etzel is one of my favs! Meanwhile, I hate the other bastard with a passion...! He was the beginning of my long, neverending streak of bad luck! Why would you ever? Because you already were doing it. While replying to this, you've been had. Also Etzel (FE12 right?) has some mad child-bearing hips OwO. Also also, Pretzels are delicious. 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: What's going on here, my dear Reese, is that you got bamboozled yet again. You're way too easy a target, man... You'd think a man without feelings would be more difficult to deceive! Is this new? Hot damn Reese. I could tell him I'm strong and looking at me full on he would believe it! Maybe this is why his sister or whatever her name was, oh yeah it was "Erzheimer" (just remembered while typing that that it's Lynette) anyways, that's why she fell for him. So easy to manipulate! Poor Reese will get his money stolen. Oh hey random thing here, I was scrolling through Twitter and saw this, thought it would be funny to put it here for something: 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Well, fuck. Not only did she play Reese like a fiddle, she was an enemy knight too. An enemy snuck into Navaron, waltzed into Reese's home and had a nice, long conversation with him before she departed just as easily. What kinda security do we have in this city...? Oh, right. The same security that lets one of the gatekeepers get away with making repeated deals with brigands. That kind of security. I saw how the soldiers treated the prisoners there, torturing them and working them like livestock. I thought back to the brave struggle of General Abus at Fort Ziredd even when no reinforcements were coming to save him. I held a deep hatred for Dallas, the Imperial commander who saw his captives as less than human. ...... When I reported the situation to my superiors, however, they merely transferred the general and Dallas together to another camp, which solved no problems at all. Still, my loyalty to Bornia remains unwavering. Therefore, I thought the best way to solve the problem would be to pass along the information to another... Someone like you, Lord Reese. Again, I apologize for lying to you as I did. And despite the liberation of Calvaria, there still remain hundreds, even thousands of prisoners in Imperial camps, and the same can be said of Bornians held captive in League camps. I am still not able to fully convince myself that what I did was the right thing. Well, all in all, that looks to be... something around a 40/60 chance of recruitable or Camus. Flat 0 of never seeing her again. This is very interesting and cool of Berwick to do. 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Aaaaack... Goddamnit... With Christine dead, this line becomes ten times more heartbreaking. He's speaking from experience here... Baah... Is Christine Ward's daughter or something? If so then damn this is actually quite dark... but marvelous writing either way! 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Wait... You were... finally going to pay your debts...? Yes, but sadly, it won't be necessary. Go back to the atelier, mate. Unless you're finally in the mood to buy some more garbage-- I mean, some more treasures? ...Where did I go wrong with my life... And you dislike being called a dumbass... now I feel bad for this guy. (Also this must be @The Roger The Paladin's acquaintance that has bought so much stuff... actually I feel bad just mentioning that. 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Yes. Though if you asked the readers, it'd probably be something different. Not at all. I Erzheimer correctly as proven above. Too bad. 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...I understand. Just please do not look at me with such sad eyes anymore... Hehehe that face looks so dumb. 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...! Stand back, Mr. Erzheimer! I've that orb in his hand before! That is a priest of Raze! Ward has the orb that the Razite has in his hand? My eyes spot a mistake~ 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...... These dots are not italized! However am I supposed to know they are not part of the story? 10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: To be continued This was a surprisingly short update. I also wish I knew what's up with all of this side story but it's my fault for skipping out on a lot. Oh well, I do enjoy this more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Roger The Paladin Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Spoiler 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And Navarre. That shitstain. Navarre heard of him. (I know that's not how it's pronounced) 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Byleth, on the other hand, gets just as much overbearing praise as the other avatars, and on top of that fails as a character and as an avatar. I suppose that is commendable too, in a way. They somehow managed to take the worst parts of every previous avatar and fit them into one character with added flaws of their own. Byleth has two things going for them in my opinion. One is the fact that the "heart of stone" joke I've always had comes into literal play. The other is that at least they have a fun Smash Bros moveset. Only one of these was intentional. 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I'll give Manuela that at least the game acknowledges that she's a wreck. It's still pretty annoying to watch her flirt with students. At least with Byleth I can stop them. I somehow managed to skip the Goddess Tower scene. It was hilarious, Petra was like "oh my, if someone sees us here together they'll think we're fucking", and I went "ya, that could be a problem", and she just left. I mean, she already screwed you once. 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You can say that again! Elbert avoided death by a hair! It's funny how that happened after you complaining about the RNGoddess' favoritism when Cain avoided death by the same. Maybe you should do that more often. Or not... seeing as I got like 2 crits all Pyrathi and one of them was worthless. 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Hahahaha... No, but seriously, I'd heard Ferdinand was okay. What happened? I recruited Lorenz and I shit you not, they had the exact same stats with very minor deviations. And Lorenz is infamous for being shit despite being in Three Houses! RNG? Seriously, I went down Great Knight with him and he was STILL doubling things. So I think mine was more than a bit blessed. 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Honestly, Cyril got screwed over. He has a skill that increases his growths... But his base growths are lower than everyone else's, so with the skill they just become ever-so-slightly higher than average. He effectively has no personal skill. He's also recruited late-ish and brings nothing unique to the table. And then, people hate his character on top of that! Poor guy... Funny... I was able to recruit him before Miklan my first time through. That said... yeah. Bad bases. Slightly higher than average growths. I think his character's fine personally, but he's so much more trouble than he's worth to use. 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Happy accidents, perhaps? Either way, interesting reading into the character. I mean, most of it's right there in the supports. The only thing I did was point out the obvious irony of her philosophy. But I kind of do that a lot. 11 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: So your favs are the fighters, huh? That's cool. Must've been quite the treat to see my Lot and Wade in action. Meanwhile, I favor dark mages and ended up losing them all. Except Niime, but honestly, Niime's no fun. She's solid, but it's just... eh, she's good, nobody expects anything else from her. I think I've said before that Lot's one of my favorite FE6 units/characters. So yes. Wade... well I haven't actually used him. But I did enjoy their supports. 12 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I agree. Make it into a scene in your LP. I'll try to find a suitable moment. 12 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh yeah, absolutely. Even in casual play, nowadays I enjoy actual tanks far more than squishy dodgetanks. Why rely on a high chance of dodge when you can just... make it not matter? Sadly enough why I'm having trouble taking Wolf out of General over in my LP. Having just completed chapter 10 (which I've not uploaded because giving people a chance to read the latter half of chapter 9)... I've noticed that chapter 11 has a sniper with a forged +4 mt +20 hit killer bow. Also it's resident Manakete... who is even worse than Mannu in that not only does he have an extra point strength and defense... but he actually moves. Why would you even try to dodge tank things that'll one round or even one-shot people? I feel like a coward for using Wolf this way... but damn it, messing with those two on H5 without Wolf is like playing Russian roulette with 3 of the chambers loaded and taking three shots between barrel spins. You could win. But the better option is to change the rules seeing as the only thing you get out of "winning" that way is bragging rights that you did something extremely ill-advised and lived. like placing Cain in reinforcement range 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Actually, there's FoW in the link arena. What's a link arena? I don't have friends. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I'd jump into Derrick's arms Done. Then again, you said the old "Ranger In Lot" bit back in TRS, so you've said worse. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I still love that the Screenshot Cinematic Universe is apparently a thing. I can't help but notice despite common ground, we all seem to draw some audience members that aren't shared. Possibly because you, Benice, and myself all have differing playstyles... luck... writing.... tonality. But we do have the recurring jokes between LPs. Especially me because I can't stop beating the dead horsemen every time those pesky mounted bow users do something mildly unexpected. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: There's the inspiration for Bors! Personally, it reminds me of Chad. I mean the meme, not the character. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Are Weegee boards dangerouse if you ask something about ghost? Weegee boards are awkwardly drawn and just stare at you. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You really can thank him enough. In two out of three timelines, you didn't even survive. We don't deserve too much gratitude. Let's not go down that path. You might get hit by Abus. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: What's going on here...? What's going on here, my dear Reese, is that you got bamboozled yet again. You're way too easy a target, man... You'd think a man without feelings would be more difficult to deceive! Or maybe he's was drugged and the woman was a hallucination. Ellis D. was his subconcius mind telling him what he needed to do while hinting that his drink had been spiked. But he missed the implications of her name. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Well, fuck. Not only did she play Reese like a fiddle, she was an enemy knight too. An enemy snuck into Navaron, waltzed into Reese's home and had a nice, long conversation with him before she departed just as easily. What kinda security do we have in this city...? Oh, right. The same security that lets one of the gatekeepers get away with making repeated deals with brigands. That kind of security. Or that. So much for my crackpot theory. Now I just get to blame Volcens as usual for having shit security in spite of being paranoid and thinking everyone's out to get him. See the irony? 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Aaaaack... Goddamnit... With Christine dead, this line becomes ten times more heartbreaking. He's speaking from experience here... Baah... It hit me like a ton of bricks too. Christine's death is like the opposite of Attrom's now. Attrom dying threw a wrench into the story and made Holmes' adventures make no sense in context of the LP. This on the other hand actually reads better from Christine's death than it would have. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Yes. Though if you asked the readers, it'd probably be something different. I'm never going to live that down. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...I understand. Just please do not look at me with such sad eyes anymore... I need to finish that song some point. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: All right-- Wait, Marx? That's his name? A rather peculiar choice for a guy so generic he didn't even get a nametag, but whatever... Next time, we play our first paralogue, in which we'll liberate a village from the brigand oppressors and return the land to its rightful owners, the common folk. Afterwards, Ruby will be permanently recruited. Thankfully she's the lord of her own paralogue, so she won't die permanently if she falls. And once you see her situation, well... You'll know just how much of a blessing that is. Nothing else for now - the time has come to wait patiently while faring well. See ya! DON'T TRUST HIM! He started the war between the sun and the moon to lure you into doing his dirty work for him so he could become all powerful and take over everything. 3 hours ago, This boi uses Nino said: Yeah it was just strange. Oh and Reddit is a circlejerk of fuckers and raterds. Here's a video on why, it's pretty good. I mean, any site that raises/lowers posts in their algorithm based on the number of likes/dislikes is gonna end up being a circlejerk... just because people will use it to bomb out any opinion that doesn't match their own until any dissenting opinion isn't voiced or read. Kind of why I prefer moderation, because that way we can have (actually) unpopular opinions, but if a line's outright crossed (my textbook example always is VICETOLUCT's final post here) something can be done. 3 hours ago, This boi uses Nino said: Is Christine Ward's daughter or something? If so then damn this is actually quite dark... but marvelous writing either way! Yes. And they weren't on speaking terms. 3 hours ago, This boi uses Nino said: And you dislike being called a dumbass... now I feel bad for this guy. (Also this must be @The Roger The Paladin's acquaintance that has bought so much stuff... actually I feel bad just mentioning that. I mean... there's a distinct similarity. That said... if he'd bought the same stuff the doctor did, then the guy could probably sell it to Erzheimer for a mint. Collectors do go wild for eggs of extinct animals and sheik gift swords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 5 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: (my textbook example always is VICETOLUCT's final post here) i searched him up and read it, was he just a troll? 5 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: I'm never going to live that down. Me neither man... something I've never done anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said: i searched him up and read it, was he just a troll? Me neither man... something I've never done anyways. Pretty much. Made constant top ten list shitposts. Called people "cucks" constantly. Crossed one line too many and got the ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golb89 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) [Addendums] Spoiler On 7/20/2020 at 10:23 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Eh... I wouldn't say that. I've met real women who looked far more like boys than this girl. In fact, back when I was in college, I spent all three months convinced that this one girl was a boy. It was ridiculous, almost an anime moment in real life. Thankfully I barely spoke to her, because at some point I would've screwed up royally. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Sheesh... (In case you forgot) On 7/20/2020 at 10:23 PM, Saint Rubenio said: You can't scare me with this face. I draw scarier faces for jokes! On 7/20/2020 at 10:23 PM, Saint Rubenio said: No, nobody cares about Martel. She can go away. On 7/20/2020 at 10:23 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Bahhh... Well, you know what? Shame about the equipment, but Dallas doesn't deserve to live anyway. On 7/20/2020 at 10:23 PM, Saint Rubenio said: On 7/7/2020 at 11:58 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Elementary, my dear Sherlock. Did you know Sherlock Holmes never actually said that? It's the first piece of trivia that you're told when you start looking into the character. On 7/5/2020 at 12:23 AM, Saint Rubenio said: Sure, I've got some free time apart from my mercenary jobs, so we can practice then. The thing is... not everyone can use magic. It's something you're born with. I'll do what I can to show you, but I don't want to get your hopes up... Plus, the training's really rough. And THAT's why Enid has gotten so many sword points instead of magic thus far. Maybe. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Part 46 - Reese, the perceptive. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: : Spoiler On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: However, the gameplay is really good and creative, and the map design is tight and very fun. Welp, guess i'll at least download the hack then: though i highly doubt i'll be able to play it anytime soon, no matter how good it is. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: You know, I think I now understand why you said FE hacking is dead that one time. I have almost 60 different FE romhacks saved on my PC and of those maybe 10% is considered finished and/or actively being worked on. Though admittedly right after i said that back then a couple more complete or nearly complete new hacks popped out (VQ and FEI), and apparently there are several more being worked on that i heard nothing about because they were all being hosted on other sites (guess it would have been more accurate to say that FE hacking on SF was dead instead) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...Oh, dear. There's the rant of the day. I guess this might be a good point to confess i specifically mentioned that PoR translation in order to make you rant about it... (Also, i've read LPs of both PoR and RD and while i don't have that much of an opinion on the former i definitely think the latter is at least 10x worse) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Oh boy, Mario's Princess? These guys are going to get C&D'd in no time. (Also, Flame Dragon Knigths has been out for over a year and is still there: guess either Nintendo "expended" all of their attorneys against TheIsoZone and Pokémon Quartz or the guys at FDK have been paying the "Valery fee" to them) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Oh. All right. Take #4: And #5: https://mangadex.org/chapter/861213/3 On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: WHY MUST EVERYONE INSIST ON MISSPELLING VOLCENS'S NAME THE EXACT SAME WAY EVERY TIME?! THIS IS THE REASON HE'S AN ASSHOLE! HE'S TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE EVERYONE CALLED HIM VOLCEN WHEN HE WAS A CHILD! THAT'S RIGHT, I BLAME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS IN BERWICK SAGA! HERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG! IT WAS ALL YOU! YOU! AND VALERY! That... or maybe it's because of this instead: (i.e. just like Hitler...) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Oh wow, that's different. May I ask what the source is? https://www17.gogoanime.io/category/olympia-kyklos (Reminder that there were supposed to be the Olympics in Japan this year...) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ah, I see. Wait, what? You just steal the guy from your friends?! Shameful! More like borrow, and my friends can borrow my Mousse too whenever there is some Derricks to kill, so it's perfectly fair. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ahh, good ol' gameplay and story segregation. Remember, guys: Astram is the most powerful man alive at the time of Mystery. You know, the same guy who gets beaten by random fuckin' rogues. Well, to be fair she isn't exactly bad, just outrageously outclassed by another unit that you get for free in a role that's mostly niche for the vast majority of the game (and she's actually the best at that specific role, but her competitor can perform well as a generalist too AND got her neural upgrade on EN already, so...) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Hmmm... All right, I shall forgive you this one time. That, and to be honest this event SUCKED, especially compared to the previous ones: not only it's the first event not featuring 404 at all, but it also resumed GFL's proud tradition of the main protagonists just wasting everyone's time without accomplishing anything in the end beside some bits of pointless drama. It doesn't help that with this event they introduced an extremely stupid unlocking mechanic that literally serves no other purpose than inconveniencing the players, and also bike-chasing sequences: imagine playing over a year and then getting almost locked out of clearing an event because you couldn't get past a stupid minigame... (Doubly so when canonically you actually f@cking FAIL said minigames) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Why are all the good ones always villains? Actually... Spoiler Also, she's the one who betrayed those other guys below. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: I would die too if Matthis made it into Heroes. With his meme status on the rise and Julian and Lena both in, I'm starting to believe that he may have a legit chance now. Everyone, vote Matthis in the next popularity contest. I'm actually baffled that he wasn't in FEH to begin with, let alone after all this years, especially when they had so many reskins of the same characters (and most likely have MANY more now) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Try me? Pfff... On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Bwahahahahahahahah... okay, that is awesome. Her is a handy list for you then: - The master (RIP) - His disciple - A guy who was just passing by - Another guy you might like On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: CN server? EN? Wha...? CN = China EN/GL = English/Global JP, KR and TW = Japan, (South) Korea and Taiwan respectively Since AK is a chinese game their "main" server is CN, with EN having been released much later and thus being behind in term of contents (the same applies to GFL, with CN and KR referred to as the "old servers" and EN and JP as the "spoiled servers") On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Jesus Christ... On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Why, Japan? Why must cute things be either sexualized or torn apart with out-of-nowhere gore? On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: This is one meme that I have no idea where it came from. Me neither actually, but there were many variants of it on AK's subreddit (not GFL's though) a while ago. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: This guy worries too much, he should calm down. And change his name to something that isn't friggin' Mephisto. Something more like... Benjamin. Yeah, I think he has a Benjamin face. Not Ben, mind. Benjamin. What if i said they REALLY were betrayed? Spoiler And by a woman, no less. (Though if you've read till this point you most likely already knew) Also: (Note: apparently Eno was his real name) On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ah! Italian! On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: : Spoiler On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: What kinda security do we have in this city...? Quote On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: You didn't even give him a chance to say any excuses! But I agree. Enough is enough. Clifford, don't let your daughter die after I went to such lengths to train her! I care not what happens to you, but if Ruby should meet her death... On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...Wait... You were... finally going to pay your debts...? Yes, but sadly, it won't be necessary. Go back to the atelier, mate. Unless you're finally in the mood to buy some more garbage-- I mean, some more treasures? ...Where did I go wrong with my life... On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Didn't you see who posted it? It was Erzheimer... THAT Erzheimer. I doubt there's anything that he can't afford. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...I understand. Just please do not look at me with such sad eyes anymore... On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Now, ancient tre-- Wait... On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...By yourself? There's an entire gang of bandits... I am a knight. I'll take care of them all with time after to spare. I will protect the pride my father refuses to uphold. On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Next time, we play our first paralogue, in which we'll liberate a village from the brigand oppressors and return the land to its rightful owners, the common folk. Quote *Something something every sidequest* On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Quote bits of pointless drama On 7/23/2020 at 11:14 PM, Saint Rubenio said: [Bonus] Spoiler [Bonus2] Spoiler Edited July 25, 2020 by Golb89 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golb89 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 (edited) [Edits/Addendums] Spoiler 22 hours ago, Golb89 said: (Also, Flame Dragon Knigths has been out for over a year and is still there: guess either Nintendo "expended" all of their attorneys against TheIsoZone and Pokémon Quartz or the guys at FDK have been paying the "Valery fee" to them) I meant Pokémon Prism, NOT Quartz. And talking about hacks: (Scroll to the latest comment) Also, not sure why but now one of the pics i linked above doesn't show anymore (the source link still works though) And since i'm at it, take #6: And #7: And take #0 too, in case you forgot about it somehow: https://mangadex.org/chapter/808828/5 Which USED to work back then, but since it apparently doesn't now: https://mangadex.org/chapter/808828/6 And finally: https://twitter.com/tartaro7/status/1286935283141877761/photo/2 (Yes, i know it's a double post but i can't wait for someone else to post after me every single time) (And beside, Berenice double-posted on Ping's LP too) Edited July 26, 2020 by Golb89 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 (edited) Here's a change of pace. A song about Erzheimer. To the tune of "Brains" from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I should have finished this ages ago, but I kept getting distracted. See if you can guess the title. Or the fact I tend to pronounce the "a" in vase into "ay" as opposed to the preferred "ah". Spoiler Well hello General Ward, Yes you're perfect. Step right in, I'd like your help as I try to collect. Don't judge me and give me respect, And I'll pay you to retrieve what I select. I could die out on the battlefield. One stray arrow and my fate is sealed. But you're quite strong and rather sturdy. So why don't you be a pal, and fetch weapons for me? I know what my collection lacks. Go out and find me a crooked axe. You'd do the owner a favor if you brought it to me. It's not safe to use, it's rather risky. Head on down and start a fight. I'd like a darkmend from a Razite. They've got plenty, and they're none-too bright. It'll be outta mind once it's outta sight. Vase, Vase, I won't lie. Those smooth curves make me wanna cry. Sure at first you might think me strange, But you won't think twice once you see the pay. Vase, Vase, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it isn't clay. And if at first you think I'm strange, You won't think twice once you've taken your pay. Head on down and nab a wormwood. I've heard a mage has one in the neighborhood. If you don't want him to cause you grief, I suggest you steal it with a thief. When you're taking prisoners as they yield, See if any have an imperial shield. You can keep the other junk you see. Unless you find an albatross, please give that to me. Vase, Vase, I love them, they are grand. I'll collect all the weapons in the whole land. Strong ones. Weak ones. Unusual or mundane. I'll collect them all till my shelves begin to strain. No time to find them all myself. So General help me to fill up a shelf. Now you've been swell to assist, By helping me cross a bunch of things off my list. But with all this stuff I've yet to get, I've got a feeling that you're not done yet. Come on Ward, just a few more. You've got chances, you're fighting a war. And when you bring them back to join my stash, I promise that I'll pay in cash. Vase, Vase, I won't lie. Those smooth curves make me wanna cry. Sure at first you might think me strange, But you won't think twice once you see the pay. Vase, Vase, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it isn't clay. And if at first you think I'm strange, You won't think twice once you've taken your pay. Vase, Vase, I won't lie. Those smooth curves make me wanna cry. Sure at first you might think me strange, But you won't think twice once you see the pay. Vase, Vase, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it isn't clay. And if at first you think I'm strange, You won't think twice once you've taken your pay. Edited July 26, 2020 by The Roger The Paladin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted July 26, 2020 Author Share Posted July 26, 2020 (edited) Part 47 - Danged Adel does things and then we win. So, uh... this is a playable character in Sun God's Wrath. Between this, the capture system, archer Derrick, Evil Moulder and the godly dark mage with green hair that joins in the prologue, I think it's official: this hack was made for me. The creator has no idea who I am, probably, but he made it for me. Not a doubt in my mind. He missed his sky-high strength growth (80% before promotion, 60% after) three times in a row and then hit his 10% movement growth. Twice. He has 10 move now. Amazing. Oh, and I'm fairly certain he was part of an Arran/Samson kinda choice between himself and a guy called Aoifye. Two guesses as to what that other guy looked like. ALSO, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: This is quite the momentous occasion. For the first time in the history of my LPs, Serenes has allowed me to edit the post. Wow. Now that is awesome. This calls for some imaginary cookies! What is a man?: Spoiler On 7/23/2020 at 11:59 PM, Pengaius said: Tree twice I guess so... Also, the plot thickens, (and holy f is that kinda dark) Yeah, I agree. That Erzheimer scene was really dark. On 7/24/2020 at 12:06 AM, Benice said: Hide contents Very nice, Izerna was crippled too now and I haven't started chapter 3's main mission. Ahahaha... At least try to recruit best healer this time? After I'm going to all of the work to get her to a decent level?! I got her to level five before chapter 3 started! That takes dedication! All because I want to avoid pointless crippling! Oh wow, that's very good. Congratz! That is all I have to say about this topic. It was cooler when Tauroneo did it. ELITISTS DON'T SAVESCUM Okay then. Enjoy promoting Adel in chapter 13. If at all. Smallbrain. I'm genuinely curious. Where could you have gotten that from? There's only one unit in Berwick Saga that gains horses from promotion, and that's Czene. Still a somewhat decent filler character. Especially if you didn't recruit Owen and Izerna's been marmalized. I mean, in your situation she works, I guess. EURGH Heheheh! How to use an armor knight with three move! It is, uh... one way, I suppose. So that's what the result of him flirting with Yumil is... Yumil without her hood. It's not the same character as Yumil. Searching up "Absolutely Disgusting." Ah, I see. WHY YOU ILL KILL YOU Ahahahahah... I regret nothing! Hello there, Morgan No. 17462 Is that correct? I lost count a while ago. On 7/24/2020 at 12:20 AM, BrightBow said: Optional maps which become accessible based on actions of the player which are not directly tied to story progression. Paralouges are another one for the evergrowing "Kaga did it first" pile. Too bad IS didn't copy the fact that these maps are tied to a character's story arc. Agreed. In Three Houses at least, they seem more like "okay we made a paralogue. Now... you and you, you're the protagonists of the paralogue, just 'cause. Next!" A shame character development is only allowed to happen through supports. The characters don't do much in their own paralogues because of it. Anyway, if you want to go for the Imperial convoy, my experience with them is that the Imperials will charge you if you block the escape point. But they won't charge you if you merely have Thaddy snatch the items of the convoy as they move by. I don't know what will happen if the convoy is attacked directly, but I'd imagine it will also trigger the charge. But if you try to have Thaddy handle this, it might be best to give him a Miracle Charm, since there are some thieves hiding nearby. They might ruin his day with a lucky crit. Hmmmm... It'd only take one brigand moving the wrong way and Thaddy's screwed, though. I might have to resort to Larentia blocking the escape point. I'm not sure. We'll see. I don't know what the deal with the Thief Talisman on the first convoy is, since you can't steal it without Mug+ or a Capture. I guess it's just there to bait the player into doing something stupid. Not like it matters for you either way. The only Mug user is dead and those talismans can't even be sold. So it's completely useless. Good to know that the first treasure is dumb. Saves me some trouble. On 7/24/2020 at 2:41 AM, Dayni said: Hide contents First of all, not quite. He actually unlocks it after Chapter 11. Really? Everywhere I look it says it unlocks post-timeskip. And second of all, well fuck I am Fucking going Dire at that realisation. I hadn't tried to recruit him on other routes yet (Because again, fuck raising armour rank) He sucks anyway. He can die. Gambits make me feel good with early DK, absolutely possible to bring him down to Knightkneeler range with enough. Or Dark Spikes. I used gambits too, but it was literally impossible to down the DK in one turn. Maybe it was just Ferdinand being bad that was the problem, knightkneeler only did 19 damage to the DK. It doesn't really matter, anyway. I would never have used Caspar and Bernadetta when I needed slots for all the faculty and out-of-house recruits that aren't characters who drive me up a wall. And I wish he himself had been expanded upon as a mercenary, considering that it could build upon why Byleth is so close to the students as he finally has a group where he feels he can trust them in turn because they so trust in them, in contrast to their prior life moving around with a group of mercs who didn't necessarily form a tight relationship with Byleth before. That's another thing, yeah. We barely know anything of their life as a merc. Just that they were really stronk, they were almost as lively as Reese and they had a dad. That's it. There's a lot you could do with Byleth based on what we already have. I suppose, but they have other flaws. Kris as a unit ain't necessarily amazing, somehow I got an average af Kris on normal. Normal. Having the scale of customisation was easier for Kris sure, but Byleth should have had more options too, it wouldn't have been as difficult to implement methinks if they had been interested in doing so. Besides, there's parts of those changes in NMotE that makes Marth an ignorant dumbass too regardless of Kris getting infodumps. And when it comes to Anri's way it's clear that the history has been distorted in the years since. I'm not saying there are no problems. I'm just saying there are less problems with Kris than with Byleth. And that's just my opinion, anyway. Then again, it wouldn't be so hard to rewrite this stuff so that only the audience is needing to be clued in. Sure, known character ignorant of the situation is an easy option, but to me it does feel like it's the only way they have of delivering it. You could have it for instance be that those having the conversation fill in pieces together on the topic being discussed. That'd been better. Or have Marth trashtalk Xane like he trashtalked Malledus when he tried to dump exposition on him in FE11. That was a godly scene. I never pretended I was making a solid case. I was trying to remember what I could off the top of my head at the time. Fair enough. It's not like I can recruit her, anyway. Well, it really didn't help Chaz that literally all his defence came from those who had circled to defend him and did so in a manner which didn't actually deal with the case against him. You know, it actually worries me that things are quieting down. He's laying low waiting for people to forget about this so he can return like nothing happened, and at the rate things are going, he might succeed. I really hope it doesn't happen, because then we'll be known as the community that let a rapist get away with it. Sylvain dances and everyone else runs the fuck away from him. Simple solution. I prefer my solution. Which is to kill him. So what then caused it? You're asking me? I have no clue! Okay, then reframe it as if I was saying for gaming as a whole. That still doesn't answer the contradiction that is dodging being equated with tanking, which is weird to say. Eh, it's a term as good as any other. What, would you rather have "dodgeavoidalldamage"? I'm a little surprised it didn't come to mind for so long. But hey, stables and new characters could be a cool addition to Berwick Saga: Lazberia Chronicle Chapter 174 Remastered. If that was announced I'd pre-order. And I hate pre-ordering. But I'd pre-order Berwick. And it doesn't have to devalue Horse Lover much if 1: it's much less recovery unless you use an expensive method or take a lot of time, certainly longer than a chapter, maybe more 2: it also has to take that time to recover so won't be useable, say, part way through and you choose to take the horse out early if you took those methods. Yes, that's what I was saying. Have a weaker version of the skill that isn't attached to a unit. Also, a thought relating to skills: maybe there could be a few opportunities in the course of the game to get more of these skills/upgrade them too? I don't know that Berwick allows you to pick up skills, but if a stable boy's quest here ends up giving a unit the skill to heal, say, 10 HP at the end (Horse Friend), that'd be neat imo. That'd been cool, yeah. Oh, well. If you argue semantics, than so will I. You mention it for deaths but these units were crippled instead! As they are not permanently removed otherwise, you have not covered them under these terms. Therefore you cannot argue that they are one and the same conditions, especially as the game treats them differently. G-Gaaaaaaaaaaah! Heheh... But there's one thing you've forgotten. I have extraterritorial rights OP privileges! I am the LPer, and the owner of this thread! I can do whatever I want, and you cannot touch me! Ahahahahahahahah! Even Rubenio is pissed. Ahh, that makes sense. I doubt we'll get as many in two updates any time soon, right? Not likely. I was saying this was a more elaborate Elfire (which in this case was a compliment) and you say I'm just complaining? Sorry. I'm kinda used to people reacting to my positivity with negativity, because I can't be allowed to be happy. Just messing with you, please don't start to feel bad again... And yet Reese exists. He's... he's wonderful, to say the least. Yep, just get out that dagger there, twist it right deep Ward. In yourself. Sheesh... So how does Erzenhiemer have enough to throw that much money around? We know how Erzie gets his wonderful toys, but not how he pays for them. I have no idea. Probably a big inheritance, or something like that. I'm pretty sure the game just says "he's a rich boi" and expects you to roll with it. Regardless, you should realise that this kind of action can't be taken as it stands. Look, I need the money? Please? Not even one swarm? Before Ward can reply, Erzheimer tosses his swarm orb to Owen. Ward sighs and just lets it happen, because what's he going to do? Kill both of them? OH BOY YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE ME HATE THEM. Well... not exactly my intent, but... Man, you'd hope that this would mean some wild ass ceremony. Just turns out she wasn't human after all. A little too convenient. Convenient, yes, but it's just her. Everyone else died. Including myself. Again. Also, I see we're working off BB logic for draconic survival. Okay, just so we're clear. What do you mean? Sick? Alright, that's a dick move I would feel. Yes. Yes it is. That's really shit to be saying about your own children. So she's not matching your lifespans. You thus conclude that you're able to reproduce, but it's all a mess. So maybe stop. But no, leave that mess for all your children to have to deal with. I can also clearly argue they haven't tried to figure out if there's anything possibly wrong beyond the argument of "Ah, but time-space shenaniganry is up to it's old tricks". It reads like they didn't try to confirm it was true, just assumed it was. Hell that time-space hopping could have been the cause, which doesn't seem to be considered either. Taking your parent's crappy genetics is one of those ethical issues that I've always felt is worth debating, but when the time scale is so large it's hard to ignore. So she's otherwise healthy? That reads to me like they haven't tried to fgure out what's going on either. Reads like draconic telomeres being really broken in their kids. Which sounds like a disastrous issue to be ignoring. After being around for thousands of years solely for Arran's sake, they're past the point of caring. The children lived okay lives and then died. That's all they care to know. Man, when you put it like that YES IT IS SELFISH. You'd think that if you were so determined to find that family that wandering ceaselessly wouldn't be a conducive environment. So that regardless of your insistence that you needed that aspect of raising a family you realise just how transitory and empty it really is. How many times have you've had this conversation and seemed to be unaware I have to wonder. The idea of there being other manaketes around they could have prepared for the world doesn't seem all that farfetched to me, especially with all the travelling they have done. And they themselves have a long history of dealing with an extended family of brothers in arms, the idea of them becoming adoptive parent figures really could have passed on to them from Wrys and to a lesser extent Frost. Instead they end up having kids they'll keep outliving that they have as dolls against their loneliness and throw away like Eremiya her puppets. Harsh, but I'm not so sure that isn't true. You know, I wasn't expecting to receive such a strong opinion for this one scene. I definitely wanted to make them out to be assholes unable to move on from the past, but this is even more than I thought I'd get... So to the point of my rant: YOU'RE HORRIBLE! YOU ARE BOTH HORRID DRAGONS! YOU DISGUST ME BEYOND WORDS! AND YOU OWE ELAINE A PROPER APOLOGY. Oof... Sheesh, that's rough on Arran. Ended up immortal despite wanting to be dead. With the chance of him never being able to fulfil his own intents as he went mad alone. If Arran isn't dead by the end I'll be disappointed now. Well, I won't say anything, but... I've had the ending planned since the beginning. Just saying. I hope you realise what that means, leaving one of your favourite characters to never get the death he has wanted for so much of his mortal span and to be so long immortal is liable to end him as a person. That's kinda cruel. It'd be like me wanting to see Canas freeze to death in the blizzard and suffer the whole thing. Only over more time. It ain't the first time. Remember Raigh? I ruined his life in every possible way. He's my favorite character from FE6. Between the ones that die and the ones that I screw over, being my favorite is more of a curse than anything else, isn't it...? And I have basically no way of screwing Axel over, since he has no friends or family in the army, so... ...Goodness, it's not looking good for him. I should bench him forever before I slip up... In this update, Rubenio tries to make me hate my favourites of his OCs. He might have succeeded. Jikes... Well, shit, I guess I should take it as a compliment. ( @Saint Rubenio, Do not take the rant as me hating your writing. Hell, with the thought I put in it I should argue that's a testament to it that characters I've liked since BB have been recontextualised so thoroughly and have been altered despite seeming like they should be themselves frozen in place being immortal and all.) Don't worry, I never took it the wrong way. It was a lot more... passionate, than I was expecting, but to be honest, that only makes me feel better about it. Looks like it was worth it to write all the lame fanfics. Heh. And, well, at first I did just want to repeat the same status quo using some kind of lame excuse, but then I realized that's extremely boring, so I decided to do something fun with the whole immortality aspect of it. Killing off 75% of the fanfic cast (self-insert included) while at it. Because that's fun. On 7/24/2020 at 6:41 AM, BrightBow said: Hide contents Man, Awkward Zombie can even make the Fates cast come across as charming and likable.Hah! Well, as somebody who's never played or watched a playthrough of fates, all I can say about the cast is... I've always hated Fates's art direction. Not so much the artstyle, I mean it's all well drawn and everything, but... goddamn, those outfits are all hideous. I don't think there's a single design in the entire game(s) that I enjoy. Same goes for Awakening. They're all just... ugly, very ugly. Technically speaking the Sinon Knights only watched from a distance as your half-dead body was being pelted by arrows.Hey, don't be like that. Elbert almost died to protect him from the spearman. Well, she is the one with the EXP boost.I still expected it to be Sylvis, given the amount of times I've deployed her. Yet somehow, Ruby reached the happiness threshold first. Sylvis only requires one more point of happiness, so I don't understand how Ruby made it before her. That said, I'm pretty sure that she'll get it this chapter. It'll probably only take a deployment or two. He also vanishes from the party if he has already been hired at that point. Still, that just means that he'll show up right in the nick of time to save the day.Hahaha! Yeah, right. Yeah, it'd be some real shit if he didn't, wouldn't it? She should be fine. Those axe guys aren't the most imposing even without Axebane. Heck, I once deployed nobody but Ruby on this map. Too bad it won't change any dialog if Ruby actually does clear out the bandits on her lonesome. I like deploying Arthur. They have a small talk together in this map. Although there is a thief hiding nearby who can be a bit of a nuisance if you get in his range. Otherwise just make sure she got some healing on her. Duly noted. On 7/24/2020 at 9:54 AM, This boi uses Nino said: Hide contents Nope and I plan to keep it secret until I finish it, I'll give a hint: The most dull Fire Emblem experience to ever hit the west is getting a huge gameplay-centered revamp. I think that's too many hints, coupled with what I said before, ok yeah now telling you that is even more obvious from my pov. ...You're the guy remaking Different Dimensions: Ostian Princess over at FEUniverse? As far as I know it's the first time you say it so lashing out at me ain't a good idea, though given what I did a bit below... lol It's the first time I say it to you. I've said to to others before. Hey atleast he has a handsome hairstyle if anything lol. Too true. oooh programmer? Woah that's cool. Thanks. But, well, not really a programmer yet. I can do basic stuff, but I can't really produce games. Yet. AAAAAH NO! NO PORFAVOR NO QUIERO SER UN HOMBRECABALLO! ... Hmm... ahora que lo pienso talvez no sea tan mal. Ok pero tu seras el... el... dejame checo mi lista de cosas con las que te identifico... *Paella, Espania, "joder/tio/cojones/vale", Ruben, Sylvis* "Ah uno nuevo que aniadir *escribe "Programador"* Hmm ok segun mi lista tu seras un Cojon de... Sylvis... si eso es perfecto. Bueno eso y un Santo Cabron Barbudo. ...Sylvis's testicle? That's... That's too abstract even for me. Read on (which I know you already did also inb4 Ruben says "you can't boss me" and doesn't read but he already did so he fell in my trap) I've blown your cover. How dare you, I'll kill you. Isn't dying super fun though? Last time you did it I was just fine (an ocean in between was the reason? Wdym dying kills you? That wasn't in the contract!) Hmph... Also obligatory "gotchu bitch" Hmph intensifies Yeah it was just strange. Oh and Reddit is a circlejerk of fuckers and raterds. Here's a video on why, it's pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ugh_41zrs Huh... That's a video, all right. To be honest, my experience with Reddit is not really like that. But that may be because I only frequent gaming subreddits, because for a lot of games that's the only community they get. I stay away from the more mainstream subs. Come to think of it, the most mainstream sub I frequent is also the worst I've seen by far: the FE sub. In most other subs for games and shows there's a healthy balance between lame memes, artwork and actual discussion. The FE subreddit is 75% fanart of Three Houses characters, 20% fanart of Fatesawakening characters, 5% discussion. Oh, and a Berwick Saga LTC that gets no responses and 10 upvotes for every part. It's... it's kind of a miserable place, to be honest. Though there was this one time someone made fanart of Norton. That was absolutely amazing. I do absolutely agree that their memes are garbage. Though I think Youtube comments are worse in that respect. I swear, if I see one more "nobody:" comment... Well if the bracket cap is a bit high it still allows for momentary blessedness. That is true. Also momentary cursedness. Yeah. I mean ok to be fair I changed my mind a bit. Having to insult others for your own pleasure is also very dumb. I never got this crap (unless it's very extreme) where the bully gets away with it but man the person that got ticked off at being repeatedly annoyed? Oh no that person is a sinner. Jeez. Agreed.also that reply is boring too Boring counterargument. Huh why? No idea. The Adel/Kein situation is probably just the programmers being cheeky and acknowledging that, yes, Adel is one letter off Abel. Kaga made the game, but he ommited his own name from the credits, in the most token effort to hide his own involvement from the Nintendo Ninjas. And it worked: he didn't get sued for this one and BWS outsold both Tellius titles in Japan. Probably would've outsold them both overseas too, if it had been released here. Oh I guess I did fall for it. God damn it Santo Cabron Barbudo. The Erhemer truth that I definitely Zhmir'd correct Moulderly shall still be up Hippopotamus. If nothing else it will waste your time, you should have better things to Heinz your time with shouldn't Yo Doofenschmirtz? I have nothing to add, except for the things that I have. Hah! Ya ain't my dad. I could be. Have you seen my beard? Very dad-like. definitely. Pfeh... Oh yeah fine, I don't even know if I Eisenbach'd that or if you Helm'd the word "fat" in but whatever. (Up until here all these Erzheimmmmmmmers I wrote had two ms... go figure...) But what is the H word? Hispanic? Hentai? ... Yeah ok I'm conKempffused. The H word is horseman, obviously. Like you. You're a horseman. Oh yeah right. Funny how swears lose their meaning lol. I said that with no consideration to your mom. Of course, of course. Frankly, I just didn't know how to reply to that. How Azrhilariousaimer of you. Thank you. Also you dun goofed. I don't think so. You cannot prove it. Ah ok, yeah that's cool imo. I don't like 'em either. It's just... why? Why torture animals for fun on top of all the other fucked up shit we do to them? Oh. Actually the LP went up to Chapter 4. You know the first map with an arena in FE1? Matthis, yes. Of course, there's the Lena gag in that one. I wouldn't Heimererz. I've never Mierdad them. Also you fucked up that e at the end of dangerouse, and also ghost instead of ghosts. This one wasn't even me. My dude, it was a reference. Here's evidence of me not tampering with the evidence. URL and Tab shown so that you can't say I wrote this on another forum and prompted a mod to take it down or whatever. Also to show I've correctly written Peter so far. Reveal hidden contents Very cool photographic evidence. It's still a reference, so you've failed to prove anything. Here's my correct writing of Erzheimer: All I can see there is your multiple mistakes. Also, sleek concealing of your porn bookmarks. I couldn't tell the difference. So yeah those images prove I'm innocent. Sorry Ruben, you got eckspous'd I'm afraid they do not, as far as I can see. Also, it doesn't change the fact that you screwed up the whole post with that big image. Why would you ever? Because you already were doing it. While replying to this, you've been had. No u. Ugh Also Etzel (FE12 right?) has some mad child-bearing hips OwO. FE11, actually, he was one of the gaiden characters. And well... I cannot say I disagree. Also, you sounded a lot like this guy here: Also also, Pretzels are delicious. I guess so. I've not eaten many in my life. Is this new? No, it's not. That's the worst part. Hot damn Reese. I could tell him I'm strong and looking at me full on he would believe it! Maybe this is why his sister or whatever her name was, oh yeah it was "Lynette" (just remembered while typing that that it's Erzenheider) anyways, that's why she fell for him. So easy to manipulate! Poor Reese will get his money stolen. But... She's the one who keeps sending money to Reese! Heck, the only times he has any real cash are when Lynette sends him Dad Funds, or even her own funds one time! Oh hey random thing here, I was scrolling through Twitter and saw this, thought it would be funny to put it here for something: Ahahah, yes... I've held a grudge against Telltale ever since that game came out. Not only did they put my name in their worst game, they gave it to the friggin' pig and then killed the pig off for no reason. And his death was so dumb, too! God damn you, Telltale...! This is very interesting and cool of Berwick to do. That's Berwick in a nutshell. According to me, at least. Is Christine Ward's daughter or something? If so then damn this is actually quite dark... but marvelous writing either way! Eyup. It's not like her death was scripted, either. This line could've been a lot less awful, if she had still been alive by now. And you dislike being called a dumbass... now I feel bad for this guy. (Also this must be @The Roger The Paladin's acquaintance that has bought so much stuff... actually I feel bad just mentioning that. Hahahah... You know what? That's a good guess. Not at all. I Mars correctly as proven above. Too bad. But Maaaaaaaaaaaaars...! Hehehe that face looks so dumb. That was the intent with the edit. Ward has the orb that the Razite has in his hand? My eyes spot a mistake~ At least I'm not the one who misspelled the collector's name a thousand times in this one reply. These dots are not italized! However am I supposed to know they are not part of the story? ...Pfffffffft... Okay, I've got to give it to you: That one gave me a good chuckle. This was a surprisingly short update. I also wish I knew what's up with all of this side story but it's my fault for skipping out on a lot. Oh well, I do enjoy this more. In summary, immortal guy and his dragon pals flee the destroyed Archanea with a very angsty dude, an archer girl and the daughter of the dragons. A familiar face from the first LP comes back to be annoying. Angsty dude is angsty. Volcens is a dumbass. On 7/24/2020 at 9:55 AM, This boi uses Nino said: oh I realized I wonked up my entire spoilering thing. Sorry about that Ahah... It happens. Back in FE6 I screwed up not one but two updates like that. Large images are the worst. On 7/24/2020 at 1:38 PM, The Roger The Paladin said: Hide contents Navarre heard of him. (I know that's not how it's pronounced) That's closer to Nabarl, actually. I'll never understand why the European version of Shadow Dragon had different names... Though I do like Shiida better than Caeda. Caeda looks extremely weird to my spanish eyes. Byleth has two things going for them in my opinion. One is the fact that the "heart of stone" joke I've always had comes into literal play. The other is that at least they have a fun Smash Bros moveset. Only one of these was intentional. I guess it's something. I mean, she already screwed you once. Pffft. Goddamnit... It's funny how that happened after you complaining about the RNGoddess' favoritism when Cain avoided death by the same. Maybe you should do that more often. Or not... seeing as I got like 2 crits all Pyrathi and one of them was worthless. Luck is a fickle mistress. RNG? Seriously, I went down Great Knight with him and he was STILL doubling things. So I think mine was more than a bit blessed. I am so happy for your Ferdie. Once again, mine blows. Funny... I was able to recruit him before Miklan my first time through. That said... yeah. Bad bases. Slightly higher than average growths. I think his character's fine personally, but he's so much more trouble than he's worth to use. Definitely one of the worst units in the game. I mean, most of it's right there in the supports. The only thing I did was point out the obvious irony of her philosophy. But I kind of do that a lot. It's kinda your thing, yeah. Alongside writing songs. I think I've said before that Lot's one of my favorite FE6 units/characters. So yes. Same. I'm not as fond of axemen, but Lot is something else. Wade... well I haven't actually used him. But I did enjoy their supports. Wade's a lot more of a standard bad fighter, sadly. ...Which, much like the lame archer, is really only a thing in the IntSys titles. Once he learned that axes didn't necessarily have to be an enemy-only weapon type, Kaga mostly treated fighters well. I'll try to find a suitable moment. Please do. Sadly enough why I'm having trouble taking Wolf out of General over in my LP. Having just completed chapter 10 (which I've not uploaded because giving people a chance to read the latter half of chapter 9)... I've noticed that chapter 11 has a sniper with a forged +4 mt +20 hit killer bow. Also it's resident Manakete... who is even worse than Mannu in that not only does he have an extra point strength and defense... but he actually moves. Why would you even try to dodge tank things that'll one round or even one-shot people? I feel like a coward for using Wolf this way... but damn it, messing with those two on H5 without Wolf is like playing Russian roulette with 3 of the chambers loaded and taking three shots between barrel spins. You could win. But the better option is to change the rules seeing as the only thing you get out of "winning" that way is bragging rights that you did something extremely ill-advised and lived. like placing Cain in reinforcement range Don't feel too bad about it. I have to admit, general Wolf and Sedgar is too much fun. 'Sides, you're using Matthis to compensate. What's a link arena? I don't have friends. G A M E R J O K E Done. Then again, you said the old "Ranger In Lot" bit back in TRS, so you've said worse. Ahahahahahahah... Right, right. I can't help but notice despite common ground, we all seem to draw some audience members that aren't shared. Possibly because you, Benice, and myself all have differing playstyles... luck... writing.... tonality. I think the games also have something to do with it. You're LPing Shadow Dragon which not everybody likes, I'm playing Berwick which is rather unknown and can be confusing for people who haven't played it, and Benice is doing garbage. They're games that attract different audiences. But we do have the recurring jokes between LPs. Especially me because I can't stop beating the dead horsemen every time those pesky mounted bow users do something mildly unexpected. I suppose the fact that the three of us read our respective LPs (I can't recall seeing Benice in yours, but that's about it) has something to do with that. Personally, it reminds me of Chad. I mean the meme, not the character. Pffft... Yeah, it kinda has a bit of that too. Weegee boards are awkwardly drawn and just stare at you. And then you turn into Weegee yourself. 2008 memes. What a time that was. Let's not go down that path. You might get hit by Abus. Bwahahahahahahahaha... Or maybe he's was drugged and the woman was a hallucination. Ellis D. was his subconcius mind telling him what he needed to do while hinting that his drink had been spiked. But he missed the implications of her name. Took me a moment to get the pun. You glorious bastard. Nobody is safe from you. Or that. So much for my crackpot theory. Now I just get to blame Volcens as usual for having shit security in spite of being paranoid and thinking everyone's out to get him. See the irony? Crackpot theories aren't that necessary when Volcens exists to be the reason everything is wrong. It hit me like a ton of bricks too. Christine's death is like the opposite of Attrom's now. Attrom dying threw a wrench into the story and made Holmes' adventures make no sense in context of the LP. This on the other hand actually reads better from Christine's death than it would have. It reads better, but... fuck me, so depressing... I'm never going to live that down. None of you are. Next step, stop calling Volcens "Volcen's". I complain about Erzie, but Volcen's is well on its way to become the "your/you're" typo equivalent of this LP. I don't mind Bernstool, though. Just because people saying Bernstool is a good chance to post the Bernstool. So yeah. You can keep saying that one. I need to finish that song some point. You really do, my friend. You really do. DON'T TRUST HIM! He started the war between the sun and the moon to lure you into doing his dirty work for him so he could become all powerful and take over everything. Ah! I mean, any site that raises/lowers posts in their algorithm based on the number of likes/dislikes is gonna end up being a circlejerk... just because people will use it to bomb out any opinion that doesn't match their own until any dissenting opinion isn't voiced or read. That's Reddit's biggest failing, yes. Kind of why I prefer moderation, because that way we can have (actually) unpopular opinions, but if a line's outright crossed (my textbook example always is VICETOLUCT's final post here) something can be done. Good ol' VICETOLUCT. He wanted attention and he got it. I actually ran into him later, in the comments of a youtube video. I can't remember what it was, maybe it was something from Vinesauce? Anyway, he said a thing, and then someone argued with him, and he accused the guy of being "like Serenesforest". It was... a fun comment chain, to say the least. I wonder where it was. I know I've bumped into it more than once, but of course, that just means it might've been in one of those extended music videos that got nuked a while ago, so it may be lost forever. Yes. And they weren't on speaking terms. That's one way to put it. I mean... there's a distinct similarity. That said... if he'd bought the same stuff the doctor did, then the guy could probably sell it to Erzheimer for a mint. Collectors do go wild for eggs of extinct animals and sheik gift swords.That sounds like the kind of thing Erzheimer would love. On 7/25/2020 at 4:49 AM, Golb89 said: [Addendums] Hide contents Fun fact: I only discovered it was a girl after I quit college. My mother saw one image of the people in my student housing on the internet and she was like "Ruben... that's a girl." (In case you forgot) Meteorite...? Why not fuckin' Pebble, then? Here we go again... 1- I'd like to see a conversation between her and Reese. 2- I like Benjamin hiding behind a rock with his arm sticking out. Hilarious. 3- Cats are adorable. Not Martel though. She's a menace to the entire city. 4- I may've found my favorite character. Breeze!? Well, I do dig the coat, at least... Shining Wendy... Give me the bat... Give me the bat... Elementary, my dear... Wait, May? She actually has a sensible name? Wow, I cannot believe it! That's... different. What's with the caster's pose? He looks ridiculously fabulous! And THAT's why Enid has gotten so many sword points instead of magic thus far. Maybe. By running with an oversized tire tied to her waist? ...Then again, seeing how bad Perceval is at magic, it wouldn't surprise me if his "training" regime had absolutely nothing to do with anything. He's just talking out of his ass in hopes to score with Enid. Hide contents Welp, guess i'll at least download the hack then: though i highly doubt i'll be able to play it anytime soon, no matter how good it is. Hey, it's just my recommendation. The hack is good, but you can dislike it, it's a possibility. I have almost 60 different FE romhacks saved on my PC and of those maybe 10% is considered finished and/or actively being worked on. And what did you expect? Literal games are developed using the FE engines. You can't ask for a hundred full games, that's just not how anything works. Most hacks are going to be low-effort, short, or just small tweaks to the existing games. That's how it is for most games. In fact, most games only ever get those kinds of mods. We're the lucky ones who get new games. Though admittedly right after i said that back then a couple more complete or nearly complete new hacks popped out (VQ and FEI), and apparently there are several more being worked on that i heard nothing about because they were all being hosted on other sites (guess it would have been more accurate to say that FE hacking on SF was dead instead Hmmm... Well, Serenes wasn't conceived as a ROMhacking site. The fan projects section is more of a secondary thing than anything else. Go to FEUniverse. That is the place to go for FE ROMhacks. For new(ish) hacks, aside from Vision Quest and Inheritance, there's Four Kings, Sun God's Wrath, Justice and Pride, Dark Lord and the Maiden of Light and I think Heaven's Bloom can also be considered modern. That's already seven games. Then there's the oldies like Road to Ruin and Requiem, and also the japanese Sword of Heaven and Earth which I believe deserves a playthrough or two too despite the lack of translation (It's GBA menus, everyone knows how to use those). All of that is going to keep someone occupied for a long time. There's also The Last Promise, but we've been over this, haven't we. Mind, I do not personally like all of these. But that's just my opinion. Objectively speaking, all of these games are finished and have good effort put into them. The Last Promise, too, but by now I've accepted I'll never convince you that TLP is good, so whatever. What I'm trying to say is, when looking for hacks, go to FEUniverse. Serenes isn't the place to go for this kinda thing. I guess this might be a good point to confess i specifically mentioned that PoR translation in order to make you rant about it... Why, you...! Actually, that does make me feel better about it. I was afraid you'd take it the wrong way. (Also, i've read LPs of both PoR and RD and while i don't have that much of an opinion on the former i definitely think the latter is at least 10x worse) Well, I definitely think it's the opposite. RD's first two parts are pretty good, it just falls apart in every aspect when Ike shows up. PoR is barely tolerable for, like, the first third of the game, and then it becomes unbearable shit. (Also, Flame Dragon Knigths has been out for over a year and is still there: guess either Nintendo "expended" all of their attorneys against TheIsoZone and Pokémon Quartz or the guys at FDK have been paying the "Valery fee" to them) The Valery fee... Pfffhwahahahahaha... And, well, I suppose a passing reference might've been able to go under the radar. Take #4: What a riveting storyline. About stalking. And #5: https://mangadex.org/chapter/861213/3 X3.png Wonderful. ...Why did I open that link? I should've known it'd just be boobies. That... or maybe it's because of this instead: (i.e. just like Hitler...) Oh, goodness... https://www17.gogoanime.io/category/olympia-kyklos Ohhhh, I see... That looks unique. (Reminder that there were supposed to be the Olympics in Japan this year...) Heh, yeah... Fs in chat for the Olympics. More like borrow, and my friends can borrow my Mousse too whenever there is some Derricks to kill, so it's perfectly fair. Can I borrow Derricks to kill Martel instead? Well, to be fair she isn't exactly bad, just outrageously outclassed by another unit that you get for free in a role that's mostly niche for the vast majority of the game (and she's actually the best at that specific role, but her competitor can perform well as a generalist too AND got her neural upgrade on EN already, so...) 10/10 balance. That, and to be honest this event SUCKED, especially compared to the previous ones: not only it's the first event not featuring 404 at all, but it also resumed GFL's proud tradition of the main protagonists just wasting everyone's time without accomplishing anything in the end beside some bits of pointless drama. It doesn't help that with this event they introduced an extremely stupid unlocking mechanic that literally serves no other purpose than inconveniencing the players, and also bike-chasing sequences: imagine playing over a year and then getting almost locked out of clearing an event because you couldn't get past a stupid minigame... (Doubly so when canonically you actually f@cking FAIL said minigames) Wow. Hah! That sounds like one hell of an update. Actually... Reveal hidden contents Also, she's the one who betrayed those other guys below. Ahhhh... I'm actually baffled that he wasn't in FEH to begin with, let alone after all this years, especially when they had so many reskins of the same characters (and most likely have MANY more now) Does it surprise you? It doesn't surprise me. Boobs sell more than good characters. That is why Camilla and Lyn have a thousand alts. That is also why Heroes is a complete piece of unapologetic trash. And then they (aggressively) kissed and got super pregnant. The end. Hah! Funny gif. Her is a handy list for you then: - The master (RIP) - His disciple - A guy who was just passing by - Another guy you might like ...But... all those links are dead! Well, not the last one, at least. CN = China EN/GL = English/Global JP, KR and TW = Japan, (South) Korea and Taiwan respectively Since AK is a chinese game their "main" server is CN, with EN having been released much later and thus being behind in term of contents (the same applies to GFL, with CN and KR referred to as the "old servers" and EN and JP as the "spoiled servers") Ah. ...Wait, why the hell wouldn't they release their updates worldwide? Are they stupid? Mmmmm, curry rolls... Yes, exactly. Exactly! Oh, god, the design...! Gaahhh! Put on a real jacket, woman! Me neither actually, but there were many variants of it on AK's subreddit (not GFL's though) a while ago. I mean, if you enter the FE subreddit there's at least two of these with Three Houses characters. They're profoundly unfunny every single time. ...Okay, this one's half decent actually. That shield looks so out of place. What if i said they REALLY were betrayed? Reveal hidden contents And by a woman, no less. (Though if you've read till this point you most likely already knew) Benjamin needs to learn to chill and not take life so seriously. Also: (Note: apparently Eno was his real name) No, Eno ain't his name. It's Benjamin. I will accept no other answer. Ah! Italian! Hide contents As usual, yes. I would expect Rhodes Island to be pretty unsafe when there's a Martel on it. ...Wait, is that an actual thing? Did someone really eat a golden steak? That's not only unbelievably wasteful, it's also going to give him one hell of an indigestion! Last I checked, gold wasn't edible! Why would anyone do this!? Hah! Yes, uh... more or less. Yeah, that's... that's not exactly it. ...Why is her hair covered in piss, though? Yes, it is raining in the scene. Not here, though. Here we just have scorching heat. [Bonus] Hide contents Why would I hide? [Bonus2] Hide contents ...No seriously. The old man looks SO out of place. Ouch. On 7/25/2020 at 8:09 PM, Golb89 said: [Edits/Addendums] Hide contents I meant Pokémon Prism, NOT Quartz. I thought so. Looked up Quartz and it seemed to just be an imfamously bad one. And talking about hacks: I thought you hated this one, though. Why'd you link it? (Scroll to the last comment) Lol, what? The hell happened there? I thought that thread had been locked years ago! So they just... randomly decided to unlock it, and immediately some guy necroposts the 10-year-old thread to ask for bugfixes. The heck...? Also, not sure why but now one of the pics i linked above doesn't show anymore (the source link still works though) Ah, not the boobs again! And since i'm at it, take #6: And take #0 too, in case you forgot about it somehow: https://mangadex.org/chapter/808828/5 Which USED to work back then, but since it apparently doesn't now: https://mangadex.org/chapter/808828/6 Why do all these links keep dying? And finally: https://twitter.com/tartaro7/status/1286935283141877761/photo/2 Pffft... Oh, okay. Apparently I wrote a book in Italian even though I can't speak a lick of Italian. ...Well, I can say gabagool. Maybe it's just 478 pages of just the word gabagool. (Yes, i know it's a double post but i can't wait for someone else to post after me every single time) (And beside, Berenice double-posted on Ping's LP too) 1 hour ago, The Roger The Paladin said: Here's a change of pace. A song about Erzheimer. Finally, another one! To the tune of "Brains" from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I should have finished this ages ago, but I kept getting distracted. See if you can guess the title. Or the fact I tend to pronounce the "a" in vase into "ay" as opposed to the preferred "ah". Hide contents Well hello General Ward, Yes you're perfect. Step right in, I'd like your help as I try to collect. Don't judge me and give me respect, And I'll pay you to retrieve what I select. I could die out on the battlefield. One stray arrow and my fate is sealed. But you're quite strong and rather sturdy. So why don't you be a pal, and fetch weapons for me? I know what my collection lacks. Go out and find me a crooked axe. You'd do the owner a favor if you brought it to me. It's not safe to use, it's rather risky. Head on down and start a fight. I'd like a darkmend from a Razite. They've got plenty, and they're none-too bright. It'll be outta mind once it's outta sight. Vase, Vase, I won't lie. Those smooth curves make me wanna cry. Sure at first you might think me strange, But you won't think twice once you see the pay. Vase, Vase, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it isn't clay. And if at first yo think I'm strange, You won't think twice once you've taken your pay. Head on down and nab a wormwood. I've heard a mage has one in the neighborhood. If you don't want him to cause you grief, I suggest you steal it with a thief. When you're taking prisoners as they yield, See if any have an imperial shield. You can keep the other junk you see. Unless you find an albatross, please give that to me. Vase, Vase, I love them, they are grand. I'll collect all the weapons in the whole land. Strong ones. Weak ones. Unusual or mundane. I'll collect them all till my shelves begin to strain. No time to find them all myself. So General help me to fill up a shelf. Now you've been swell to assist, By helping me cross a bunch of things off my list. But with all this stuff I've yet to get, I've got a feeling that you're not done yet. Come on Ward, just a few more. You've got chances, you're fighting a war. And when you bring them back to join my stash, I promise that I'll pay in cash. Vase, Vase, I won't lie. Those smooth curves make me wanna cry. Sure at first you might think me strange, But you won't think twice once you see the pay. Vase, Vase, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it isn't clay. And if at first yo think I'm strange, You won't think twice once you've taken your pay. Vase, Vase, I won't lie. Those smooth curves make me wanna cry. Sure at first you might think me strange, But you won't think twice once you see the pay. Vase, Vase, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it isn't clay. And if at first yo think I'm strange, You won't think twice once you've taken your pay. Hwahahahahahahahahah... You haven't lost your touch. I can totally imagine him just singing this (off key, of course) with Clara playing the violin in the background. Meanwhile Ward's just trying to give him a shield and be done with it. A miserable pile of secrets!: Spoiler Ruby gears up. She's gonna need this for the upcoming battle. Three vulns may've been a bit overkill, but it's not like they spoil or anything. If she doesn't use them all, she can always keep them for another time. Right, the time is ripe. This is the music for all four paralogues, which makes it a bit weird that it's named after this one in particular. It's one of the best map themes, too. Gasp! No Derrick! Well, yeah, I'm afraid even I have my limits. With 6 deployment slots, there was just no way to deploy him today. Don't worry, he's still the leader of the D-team. He'll be with us in spirit. Anyhow, this is the map. It's the smallest and easiest of the paralogues. There are two main points of interest: the brigands to the south, and the Imperials to the east. The Imperials will leave us alone so long as we don't mess with 'em. The ballista covers half the map, though. That's going to be annoying. The brigands are our main targets. The map is won when Ruby (who will appear shortly) seizes the big manor surrounded by mountains at the bottom of the map. Notice the escape point, by the way. That's the second part of the map. More on that later. To seize the mansion, we must first remove a guy who looks like he hasn't slept in 27 danged years. We can't let them escape; not when we still have uses for them! They can't have gone far... Scour the nearby area! Find them! That didn't take too long. If you won't play nice, then I'll just have to kill you! Yeah, right. We should've run back when we still had the chance... I'm going to make a diversion. When they're distracted, I want you all to make a break for it. This isn't how the map works. No civilians ever try to escape. They'll just sit tight in the cave while Ruby fends off the ruffians. But Miss Ruby, even as a knight, you're still only one person... You'll be killed if you do that! You should escape with us! ...No, I won't give up. It's not over until I say so. If I take the easy way out... If I run away here... These bandits will continue attacking more and more villages, destroying people's lives and homes... ...... I don't know if I'll make it, but I promise you, on my knight's honor: I will protect you all. So I want you to promise me... Don't ever give up! A healing salve... Thank you very much. Please take care... Even if it costs me my life, I will protect you all. Well, shit. She had more awesome in her than anybody could've expected. Her father first of all. But she'll never be able to defeat all those men by herself... You'd be surprised. But then again, she'd need to get lucky with the dodges, and that's just not how anything works. It sounds like she's accepted that fact for herself. Who are we to question her when she fights for our lives? It's the least we can do to have faith in her. We can't just give up. You're right... We've got to try! I won't give in to despair any more! I might be an old man, but I won't give up either! I feel the same way. I believe in Miss Ruby. Ruby leaves the cave with the vulnerary the old woman gave her. That's real neat, thanks. Doesn't change the fact that she's completely surrounded. It's less horrible than you'd expect. Axebane will take her a long way. ...Unless she dies in turn 1, like in my second run. Then... Well, she's a game over unit here, so it wouldn't count, but... Eh. Again, not how the map works. Maybe they planned to do it like that but ran out of time or something? I need to get the attention of the bandits, or else the others won't be able to get away from the cave... For bein' such an idiot girl, she's got quite the cute li'l face... No funny ideas now, you bastard! Go to sleep already, dang it! It's a shame I've got to crush that pretty face into the dirt! Kill her, men! Phew... Okay, he just wants to kill her... No, wait, that's still awful! Dang! Ah! Hamilton! Why, yes, this is yet another Imperial troop in the middle of what I can only assume is Verian territory. Not only that, they've got a fully fledged base in here. How? Yes, Commander! Once they're loaded up, then we can head back to base camp. Commander, what do you want us to do about the bandits? Pay them no mind. So long as they don't bar our path, we won't have to deal with them. Understood! Very well, let us begin. First blood already! I moved Adel first, so Ruby got attacked. Zalem bandits, eh? Maybe a dark mage will show up and I'll have to capture him to recruit him! That'd be awesome. But you're a fool if you think you can take us on all by yourself! Yeah, right. They all say the same thing. That's what I was hoping for. Heheheheheh... Never, it just never gets old. Best rendition of Vantage ever. Mostly because in every actual FE game it's completely worthless. Ruby will move to this house. It gives her 2% more avoid than the open plains. ...And, you know what? Let's just wait. No need to risk it. In retrospect, it wasn't a very good idea to take her up, as she's exposed to all the enemies. But then again, her avoid is pretty-- Axebane! Axebane, Ruby! His chance to hit you was garbage anyway, and you had Axebane on top of it! Pffffffwahahahahahahah... Perfect. From a base of 0, with a lower growth, she has beaten her other thresholds by 3 points each. Shield-blessed Ruby! Not only is this hilarious, it's also very convenient for me. It's far easier to raise 90% and 80% growths that only require she swings a weapon than having her eat hits in hopes she hits that 60% growth. None of this will matter if she dies, however, so let's ride forth! She hasn't gotten a single hit in so far, though. That sucks. AXEBANE, RUBY! SHIELDS, RUBY! I SWEAR, IF YOU DARE TO SQUANDER THAT SHIELD GAIN, I'LL... ...I'll retry and shower you with praise when you get it again. Yeah. Shoot, an archer! ...Bwahahah! He's one of the shitty earlygame archers! That is wonderful. I've missed you guys so much. Imperial archers and crossbowmen are brutal. Arthur scores the kill. What!? Goddamnit, that's a green break! At least it was just a bad generic sword... Still, I hate it, I absolutely despise it...! Ahhhhh, these guys are just lovely. Garbage hitrate, can't even get through the shield defense... just wonderful. How fun you guys are to play with. Larentia throws a pilum at this guy on her way to the escape point. I'm not sure how I'll handle the second part. I've considered blocking the escape point with Larentia, but perhaps that won't be necessary. We'll see if Thaddy makes it in time. Larentia, come now... After Leon, huh? A fine performance. Oki dokie, this is what things are looking like. ...Gwaaaah! Okay, she's still alive. Barely, but she's alive. ...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! I kinda missed it, but here's a cute little tidbit: when ballistae shoot at Larentia, there's a little animation where the ballistician cranks a lever to aim upwards at her. Nice attention to detail. Also, he missed. Thank God. Eh? Why is that guy bigger than the ballista icon, and yet regular weapons are friggin' massive? How does that make any sense at all? ...AHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Is this going to be one of those rare lucky days? Because hot damn, that is amazing... I just checked, and that ballista starts at orange, but that's still only a 4% chance of breaking on the very first shot! Ah, here's the second part I was talking about. Every few turns, transporters will come out of the Imperial base and head towards the escape point. This first one is pretty worthless. Czene is the only unit with Mug, and well, we know what happened to her. Also, I can't easily steal that because the guy has it equipped for some reason. The rest of the loot is all pretty good, but by then Thaddy should be in position to rob 'em blind. Problem is, I'm not sure if that aggros the Imperials. I've heard it doesn't. Guess we'll see. Healing time. Ahah! Not this time, sucker! Ohohohohohohoh! 25% hit, folks. Oh, c'mon... They played themselves, though. None of them have the movement to reach her from any tile other than that one, and with Larentia hovering there, they can't use it. She whacks the bandit while she's at it. This happens when a unit stops next to Ruby. I see, so General Ward sent you... Thank you very much for the help. If we can beat the leader of these bandits and regain control of the main building, I think we can win... Please, help me in any way you can! Cool talk. She has a different one with Arthur. We'll see it later. The Sinon Knights are upon you fools! It's game over for y'all! Good attempt. A fruitless effort, however. It is here that I realized Adel and Leon are both hopelessly underleveled. Of course, with so many other units that required level 10 for something, these two were extremely low-priority. Might as well try to fix that-- D'ohhh, Adel! Okay, good save. One more kill should do it. Perhaps. This guy. I love this guy. He's the best, compared to the Imperial archers with Overwatch and Hide. For some reason, Arthur can't cross the forest tiles as well as Adel and Leon. They can go through two, while he can only cross one. What's up with that? Thaddy begins to run towards the road. I'm not entirely sure what this guy is doing. He has extra ammunition for the now broken ballista, but where is he going? ...Also, he gave a second pack of ammunition to the ballistician, for no reason at all. Okay. Back on track. It's healing time again. Arturo gets a paper cut. Revenge for Arturo! Yes, very good. Thank you, Arturo, for continuing to follow the example of Perceval of all people. Leon is no match for Adel defensively, but he's doing a good job with his dodges. That ain't great, but I want that thief to die already. Excellent. ...Good. ......bleh. Pocket change! Ruby continues to not hit a thing. I love you, archer man. But it's time to go. But... it was time to go... Finally! About time, Ruby! The thief archer angrily shakes his walking stick at Larentia. Larentia doesn't care. The wyvern's looking awfully cheeky, though. Seriously, take a closer look. It looks like it's grinning. Level for Adel. I'd ask for spear level, but you don't have much of a chance of promoting, so I'd rather you just got stats. Ehhh, not bad! Durability and strength is okay for the things you do. Thaddy does his thing. Here's the next convoy. Hopefully it'll be more valuable. An estoc! That's the brave rapier kinda sword. Pretty good weapon. I want it. First, though, this archer is going down. Adel.png Thief charm guy is gone. Not that he ever mattered much. Okay, Arturo. Redemption time. Not too bad, Artie! ...Oh, okay. Yeah, sure! Why not! Now that was a great idea, brigand. How'd that work out for ya, hmm? Another hit! Eeyyyyyyyyy! Larentia finishes. Hmm... Okay, if I'm not mistaken, that porter should wait right in front of that forest next to the road, the one two hexes to the right of Larentia. Incidentally, notice that Arthur waited next to Ruby but nothing happened. They have a talk, I'm sure, but it didn't trigger. Maybe it only works if he's the first person to find her? Let's see... Time to jump to an alternate timeline for a sec! I see, so General Ward sent you... Thank you very much for the help. And after that it's the same as the generic one. Well, I would've expected a bit more between these two, but okay, whatever. Well, it seems getting help has emboldended Ruby. She's actually landing her strikes now! Though by all means I should switch to swords right now. That skill ain't gonna raise itself! Well. I think we've more or less won at this point. Let's be careful, though. Larentia, take a look around, see what you can find. Ahhhh, son of a gun... there you are! Nice, an injury. Maybe we could capture, just for the hell of it? The christmas cavaliers advance together. After the thief waited, Thaddy got in position. The only way for this brigand not to die instantly is to use Flourish to cripple instead of injure. Bizarre, but it works. ...Well, that's too bad. Ruby takes the kill! Wait, weren't you saying this was going to be the last one? Whoops... That's a mistake. Oh well. Who are you talking to? They're all dead, every single one of them! Anyway, that's a pretty good shield. I want it. First, however, the estoc. Joink! Ah! ...Yeah, not a chance. The now empty convoy escapes. And here comes the next one. This nuisance has to go. That 3 crit scares me. Excellent. Worth a shot. I sadly made the mistake of sending Leon the other way. Oh, well. It's not huge. Meh. Doggone it... Die already! Jokes on you, though. You couldn't escape far enough for Adel to have to leave the Supporter range! Oh, wow, he got spear level. That's incredible. In retrospect, this could've been a fine kill for Thaddy. But he was busy, anyway. And what's Thaddy going to get out of a kill, anyway? An earlier recruitment? I can't think of much more! Oh wow, he had enough silver coins to outprice the golden one. Regardless. Here we go, the shield is ours. I suppose it's as good a time as any to take a look at Dangust. He's pretty danged weak. He has no skills, bad stats and a scimitar. He isn't even a bounty target, that's how pathetic he is. And before you say it, no, being in a paralogue doesn't automatically mean you can't be a bounty target. There's one target hiding away in one of the paralogues. You could probably guess whose paralogue and which target it is, if you've been paying attention. Anyway, I could try capturing Dangust alive for the scimitar, since apparently it is used to craft a pretty dang good weapon. To that end, Larentia picks up Ruby's harpoon. Hello, enemy Derrick. AH! REINFORCEMENTS OUT OF NOWHERE! Thaddy, hide! You can go back to your position later! Oh, goddamnit, this guy has no weapon... Dang it, Dangust! No problem, no problem... we still have another turn to get Thaddy back in position. ...Oh, goddangit, he was uncovered by the brigand... Feck! Blistering blisters! Barnacling barnacles! Oh, I almost forgot! Here are the contents of this new convoy. It's a big shield. Marcel and Derrick will be thankful for it. No, Adel! What is this!? As always, he saves the situation eventually, but... c'mon, don't do this to me! Time to get some sword practice in. ...errr... Wait, what? Thaddy was right there! I don't understand, why would you go after Adel instead? He has defense, Vantage, and actual damage! The only advantage Thaddy has is his higher dodge rate! Why would you do this!? See, that's what happens when you're dumb-- Awwwww, you son of a... unnnhhh... Unfortunately for you, my stinky bandit pal, Adel is too skilled in the art of waiting for the counterattack to land his blow. He likes toying with his victims, you see. ...No, but seriously. I don't get it. Why'd he go after Adel? What advantage was there to this approach? 'Cause from where I'm standing, it doesn't seem like he benefitted at all from it! R.I.P. another pack of pilums. Money! Oh, no... not more enemies... Though if they all go after Adel, we'll be just peachy. Whatever the case, Thaddy returns to his fishing spot. There's more loot to be had! Leon, now? Even if he's unarmed, so is Thaddy, and he has far less defense! He literally has no defense! What are these buffoons doing? Dangust is an even worse strategist than me! Anyway, here's an idea. I'm going to whack him with the harpoon. Also Windsweep, so he can't do anything to Larentia. I'll just have to stamp out each and every one of them! Dude, you're probably the worst brigand boss I have seen all game. You don't get to talk big. Incidentally, he has a different conversation if he's attacked by Ruby first. You've been a thorn in our side for far too long, you little brat! It's high time you got what's coming to you! Friendly reminder that she's been "a thorn" in their side for, like, a couple hours. This guy is so over the top... D'awww... No injury. Adel. Adel again. I... You know what? I'm not even going to question it. The enemies are all in love with Adel. They're also all masochists. Here, Ruby. Easy kills. Sigh... Seriously, what is going on through these guys's heads? Oh, dear. His spear is almost gone. Maybe that's their strategy? They're trying to get him to break his equipment? ...Yeah, sorry, but no. He has four back up weapons. That will never work. More cash! This is being quite the profitable excursion. Thanks, Ruby! This is the first time I've used Owen in this map. Maybe I could've brought Derrick after all. Now, about Dangust... I don't want to keep using the harpoon. Too unreliable, too much damage per pop. Instead, I'm going to try flourishing him. Meh. Next time, then. Goodness, more reinforcements... But if they all go after Adel... I hate to leave Adel unarmed, but if I don't steal this right now he's going to escape. Guuuhhh! The last porter leaves, allowing Thaddy to hide. Handy. There we go. The slim spear is the most accurate. Suffices for this, I don't care about the damage. Hmmm... And since they can't reach behind him... Situation resolved. Back to the routine, Adel. With the Euthyphro, Larentia finishes off a brigand. I know, it's a waste, but I wanted the accuracy. ...Would've been really funny if it broke on green after killing some weak-ass brigand, though... Gosh, that was such a bad idea... In any case, she's almost at a level. Oh, please... Why? I just don't understand it! Why do you keep trying this!? All the better for me, but... Jeez. You guys are morons. By turn 11, the reinforcements stop coming. Now that is awesome. Cleanup time, then. Their efforts to save their own hides prove to be most futile. Ahahah! Well, shit. She hit the guy so hard, the sword broke on his head and she became better at swinging sharp things. They all had money, did they? Yeah, no. Even my bad luck has its limits. Getting hit by that, with Axebane on top of it, would just be inconceivable. That's how probability works, no? Anything lower than 30% is 0, and anything above 80% is 100. The RNG would be broken otherwise. Adel claims the kill and a level. Make it another solid one, please! You know what? This'd piss me off if it were anyone else, but Adel uses speed for Vantage, so I'm perfectly okay with this result. Also, Shieldfaire. As if it wasn't hard enough to get through to him already, now he can protect himself better if Vantage fails. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN POPUPS, I WAS DOING SO WELL! Well. Nothing left to do but deal with Dangust. I've had the most devious idea to get my hands on that scimitar... heheheh... Here's the plan: first, wait for him to wait. Second, fail miserably to hit him with a flourish. Third, leave before he can counter. Repeat until he's injured or dead. Hopefully the former. This... might take a while. ...Never mind, it took far less time than I thought it would. Remember Gariad? Yeah... Okay, now that he's injured, Thaddy waits next to him. For you see, the injury has made him unequip the scimitar. He'll reequip it next turn, but by then... Heheheh... See where this is going? Ahahahahah... Say goodbye to your-- ...Wait, what? Why doesn't it... where's the steal prompt? What's happening? Oh, you son of a blistering barnacle! I forgot there's a limit to how many steals you can perform in one map! Thaddy, you... you... Gaaahh! Out, out of there before he kills you! Well, then! Time to fail to cripple like we always do! Like hell that's gonna work. I bring down guys to 1 and it never works-- ...... Between the ballista breaking on its first shot, everyone going after Adel instead of Thaddy, and this... I think we can officially call this another Saint Rubenio Update Where Things Actually Go His Way For Once™. I am so happy. I guess it's only appropriate to let Ruby have the capture. Not so tough now, are ya? Yeah... Give me the loot, and it's off to the dungeon with you! What a shame he wasn't a bounty target, but at least we got the sword. Wow, he was valuable in terms of EXP, though. Probably because Ruby still hasn't lost Paragon. There it goes... So long, noble skill. You served her well. The level itself is garbage, but she's pretty good already, and getting one more point on her weaker WpSkill growth (80% is weaker than 90%) is not something I'm about to complain about. Now, I could try going after the Imperials, but... Yeah. What for? We'd only get death. Well, shit. We can call that a thorough success! That couldn't possibly have gone any better. With that, Ruby is ours for good. I'm pretty sure she's also going to be the first promotion, unless Arthur is recruited right after this mission or something. Next map is a desert map, but... I might have to deploy her there, movement penalties be damned. If I can promote her before the start of the next chapter, we'll get free Clifford for the main mission, and that's just amazing. Regardless, that's it for today. Next time, words. Look forward to them, and please fare as well as we have today, because... Wow, that was good. That was so good! Ahahahahahah, yes! Byeeee~! Death count: Christine Esteban Czene Faye x 2 * Unavailable Capture count: 2 (Daoud, Elbert) Cripple count: 1 (Perceval) Reset count: 3 (Ward: 1, Abus: 2) Current perfect streak: 1 map Best perfect streak: 6 maps Edited July 26, 2020 by Saint Rubenio Wait, what? I can edit posts now, all of a sudden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Spoiler 27 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: ALSO, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: This is quite the momentous occasion. For the first time in the history of my LPs, Serenes has allowed me to edit the post. Wow. Now that is awesome. This calls for some imaginary cookies! You couldn't? Oh I bet you're using this for the Erzheimer jokes haha... 27 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...You're the guy remaking Different Dimensions: Ostian Princess over at FEUniverse? Nope. I don't have an FEBuilder account yet. I'm planning on making it once I finish my hack. Another hint: It's a vanilla FE thing. 29 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Sylvis's testicle? That's... That's too abstract even for me. Cojon significa testiculo? Yo que se esto de el castellano se me da de conio. 32 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Come to think of it, the most mainstream sub I frequent is also the worst I've seen by far: the FE sub. In most other subs for games and shows there's a healthy balance between lame memes, artwork and actual discussion. The FE subreddit is 75% fanart of Three Houses characters, 20% fanart of Fatesawakening characters, 5% discussion. Oh, and a Berwick Saga LTC that gets no responses and 10 upvotes for every part. It's... it's kind of a miserable place, to be honest. I never did like Reddit much, I find navigating the thing a hellscape and it's way too outdated looking tbh. Also yeah the FE subreddit is hell. 33 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: I do absolutely agree that their memes are garbage. Though I think Youtube comments are worse in that respect. I swear, if I see one more "nobody:" comment... I'm so tired of them too, or when they transliterate a meme template's text onto it it's even worse. Template memes can work but god damn so many of them are repetitive bull crap. Also pickle rick can go fuck off, the meme I mean. 38 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: I have nothing to add, except for the things that I have. Hah! Then you admit to it. 39 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: My dude, it was a reference. Ah 40 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: All I can see there is your multiple mistakes. Oh but of course you can tamper with my images. Meh I still have mine up. 41 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Also, sleek concealing of your porn bookmarks. I couldn't tell the difference. ... I would never have porn bookmarks on my PC at risk of someone grabbing it. It's mostly social media or FE stuff. 42 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: I'm afraid they do not, as far as I can see. Also, it doesn't change the fact that you screwed up the whole post with that big image. You can't see very far then. And my post was messed up but I didn't edit it back to correct it. To show I'm still correct. 43 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: No u. Ugh What's the ugh for? You dislike the phrase No U? 44 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: FE11, actually, he was one of the gaiden characters. And well... I cannot say I disagree. Also, you sounded a lot like this guy here: Etzel does exist in FE12 too tho. And well ok there's two types of OwO speakers. Weirdos and Teenager memers. I'm the latter. 45 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ahahah, yes... I've held a grudge against Telltale ever since that game came out. Not only did they put my name in their worst game, they gave it to the friggin' pig and then killed the pig off for no reason. And his death was so dumb, too! God damn you, Telltale...! Hahahahahahahaha lol. That game is mega cringe like what does it have to do with Minecraft? Dude... 47 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: At least I'm not the one who misspelled the collector's name a thousand times in this one reply. At least I'm not a liar. 47 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Pfffffffft... Okay, I've got to give it to you: That one gave me a good chuckle. YAY! 48 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ahah... It happens. Back in FE6 I screwed up not one but two updates like that. Large images are the worst. Large images are Erz- Derrick. They are like Derrick. Very big. 52 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Right, the time is ripe. This is the music for all four paralogues, which makes it a bit weird that it's named after this one in particular. It's one of the best map themes, too. Heck yeah! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! It's the best thing about Justice & Pride. 57 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: For bein' such an idiot girl, she's got quite the cute li'l face... No funny ideas now, you bastard! Go to sleep already, dang it! It's a shame I've got to crush that pretty face into the dirt! Kill her, men! Phew... Okay, he just wants to kill her... No, wait, that's still awful! Dang! God damn it mangs. (I feel bad making this joke) 59 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Axebane! Axebane, Ruby! His chance to hit you was garbage anyway, and you had Axebane on top of it! What exactly do the bane skills do? Reduce hit more than they already show? By how much? 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: It is here that I realized Adel and Leon are both hopelessly underleveled. Of course, with so many other units that required level 10 for something, these two were extremely low-priority. And still they seem to be competent thus far! Berwick is indeed strange for someone not in the known of how it works. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Larentia finishes. ... Larentia what? Bruh... I just realized you can rearrange her name to be "La Tranie" so I guess that explains it. Well that was another short update. Me: Oh hey Ruben! Ruben: Yeah? Me: Erzheimer! Ruben: Why did you write Erhzeimer? Me: Erzheimer Erzheimer! Ruben: Ereshkigal Hammer? Me: Erzheimer Erzheimer Erzheimer! Ruben: Ermzeiher Zheimer Alzheimer? Me: Erzheimer! Erzheimer! Erzheimer! Erzheimer! Erzheimer! Erzheimer! 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Punished Dayni Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Spoiler 18 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: I used gambits too, but it was literally impossible to down the DK in one turn. Maybe it was just Ferdinand being bad that was the problem, knightkneeler only did 19 damage to the DK. It doesn't really matter, anyway. I would never have used Caspar and Bernadetta when I needed slots for all the faculty and out-of-house recruits that aren't characters who drive me up a wall. Ferdinand isn't the best candidate in fairness, his strength could be higher. I think you can get a horseslayer as well though (I could be wrong), the damage will stack (x3 weapon might + x2 CA might). 18 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: That's another thing, yeah. We barely know anything of their life as a merc. Just that they were really stronk, they were almost as lively as Reese and they had a dad. That's it. We get suggestions, but little more. It's an issue that's not unique to them, but their spotlight shows it more than it would otherwise. 19 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: That'd been better. Or have Marth trashtalk Xane like he trashtalked Malledus when he tried to dump exposition on him in FE11. That was a godly scene. I was just giving it as an example. Trashtalking won't necessarily pass on information sadly. But it might still. 19 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: You know, it actually worries me that things are quieting down. He's laying low waiting for people to forget about this so he can return like nothing happened, and at the rate things are going, he might succeed. I really hope it doesn't happen, because then we'll be known as the community that let a rapist get away with it. It's something that's worse when you consider it could embolden him too. 22 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: G-Gaaaaaaaaaaah! Heheh... But there's one thing you've forgotten. I have extraterritorial rights OP privileges! I am the LPer, and the owner of this thread! I can do whatever I want, and you cannot touch me! Ahahahahahahahah! OP is a faggot Defence rests You're overreaching with executive privilege. There is an expectation of those in such higher positions to be held to their word and the standards formed through precedent. To take an action like this shows that you're ignoring those standards and thus bringing those precedents down........ But I suppose it doesn't matter. There's not much that can be done as it is. 23 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Also, I see we're working off BB logic for draconic survival. Okay, just so we're clear. What do you mean? Just wanting to confirm it was like BS where she leaves Elibe and dies after a decade. 😛 24 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: After being around for thousands of years solely for Arran's sake, they're past the point of caring. The children lived okay lives and then died. That's all they care to know. You know, I wasn't expecting to receive such a strong opinion for this one scene. I definitely wanted to make them out to be assholes unable to move on from the past, but this is even more than I thought I'd get... Well, the idea just stunk to me. Going around reproducing despite a apathy to existence is realer than might seem, with consequences affecting the children for the worse. 26 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oof... Yes I know, you hate PoR, that image hurt. 24 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: It ain't the first time. Remember Raigh? I ruined his life in every possible way. He's my favorite character from FE6. Between the ones that die and the ones that I screw over, being my favorite is more of a curse than anything else, isn't it...? And I have basically no way of screwing Axel over, since he has no friends or family in the army, so... ...Goodness, it's not looking good for him. I should bench him forever before I slip up... Oh no, the girl's in danger. 29 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Well, shit. She had more awesome in her than anybody could've expected. Her father first of all. Oh it was simple; she learned how to exit a conversation from her father. Like when he told her her mother died. 30 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ah! Hamilton! Why, yes, this is yet another Imperial troop in the middle of what I can only assume is Verian territory. Not only that, they've got a fully fledged base in here. How? Veria has no border security, leading to Razites breaking in and robbing good Navarese people. This is proof that Navaron leaves to leave the Berwick League and become its own nation once more. Take back the borders, take back control! Oh and we'll still trade with the other nations of Berwick as it stands. #Navxit #LeaveBL #RemoveUnelectedVolcens 31 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Heheheheheh... Never, it just never gets old. Best rendition of Vantage ever. Mostly because in every actual FE game it's completely worthless. ...... You have no ability to use vantage then, even I've been able to use it well. This one is more like an actual ambush being fair. 34 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Eh? Why is that guy bigger than the ballista icon, and yet regular weapons are friggin' massive? How does that make any sense at all? ...AHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Is this going to be one of those rare lucky days? Because hot damn, that is amazing... I just checked, and that ballista starts at orange, but that's still only a 4% chance of breaking on the very first shot! That is some bullshit, Kaga got lax. Boy, as bad as I am, I'm not on this guy's level. 37 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ehhh, not bad! Durability and strength is okay for the things you do. Well, Strength works for damage for sure. Ah, nothing more relaxing than seeing a short chapter after a rough update beforehand. 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BrightBow Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 (edited) Spoiler 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I like deploying Arthur. They have a small talk together in this map. Yeah, but it's the lines she has with anyone else. It's just that in Arthur's case she addresses him by name. Kinda like how Arina addresses Esteban as "Big Brother" if he orders something in the Kingfisher, instead of using his name as she does with everyone else. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Harpoon? Imperial Spear? Well, if you don't want her to hit anything, might as well give her a Slim Lance. That way she will be at least better at dodging. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: 50% hit for both combatants. That's gotta be the Imperial Spear, alright. Come to think of it, with how crappy Imperial Gear is, it almost makes sense that they constantly show up in the middle of Verian territory to "Send goods to the homeland". 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...And, you know what? Let's just wait. No need to risk it. If you're just gonna wait, have her equip a lighter weapon. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Bwahahah! He's one of the shitty earlygame archers! That is wonderful. I've missed you guys so much. Imperial archers and crossbowmen are brutal. Bronze Bows. A weapon so shitty, they don't even sell them in Navaron. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! You didn't forget about Map Markers, right? 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: For some reason, Arthur can't cross the forest tiles as well as Adel and Leon. They can go through two, while he can only cross one. What's up with that? Adel, Leon and Sherlock have Light Cavalry movement, as opposed to the Cavalry movement that most other riders have. Cavalry takes 4 movement and Light Cavalry takes 3 for a forest tile. But Arthur would still be able to move 2 tiles if you would just dismount him. I'm not sure why you insist on keeping everyone mounted. I don't see how horses benefit you in that forest. They just take unnecessary damage. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: He's pretty danged weak. He has no skills, bad stats and a scimitar. He isn't even a bounty target, that's how pathetic he is. And before you say it, no, being in a paralogue doesn't automatically mean you can't be a bounty target. There's one target hiding away in one of the paralogues. You could probably guess whose paralogue and which target it is, if you've been paying attention. Heck, Paralogues can even have Erzheimer items. And of course materials. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Thaddy, hide! You can go back to your position later! Okay, but going south? They will just immediately uncover him as they advance on Leon. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: There it goes... So long, noble skill. You served her well. The level itself is garbage, but she's pretty good already, and getting one more point on her weaker WpSkill growth (80% is weaker than 90%) is not something I'm about to complain about. Actually Swords is her weaker skill. It has 80% while Spears has 90%. It's generally the better weapon type for her anyway, I'd say. The extra power most certainly helps a lot. As long as she isn't using 40% accuracy spears, that is. Power doesn't matter if the attacks never actually land. Edited July 27, 2020 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Spoiler 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Agreed. In Three Houses at least, they seem more like "okay we made a paralogue. Now... you and you, you're the protagonists of the paralogue, just 'cause. Next!" A shame character development is only allowed to happen through supports. The characters don't do much in their own paralogues because of it. Meanwhile in Awakening and Fates... they kind of used the fact the paralogues are to recruit X character to focus on whoever was being recruited/the parent (in the event the character was a child unit). That said, I feel like there were certain exceptions with the paralogue rule where a character definitely did benefit from their paralogue. Marianne, Ferdinand, Seteth and Mercedes definitely had some character building from theirs that couldn't really be seen elsewhere. Then we have the exact opposite with cases like Linhardt/Leonie's or Claude's where they don't seem to have ANYTHING to do with the paralogue past causing it. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: It was cooler when Tauroneo did it. Spoiler 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: He sucks anyway. He can die. This comment incurred my Aegir. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That'd been better. Or have Marth trashtalk Xane like he trashtalked Malledus when he tried to dump exposition on him in FE11. That was a godly scene. I want to do this if I do a FE12 LP (what do you mean there's already been an FE12 LP in the SCU?) Partially because it's kind of like trash-talking Narcus. Partially because I loved the other scene so much I had to highlight it. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That's another thing, yeah. We barely know anything of their life as a merc. Just that they were really stronk, they were almost as lively as Reese and they had a dad. That's it. I find it kind of funny that my Byleth's have always turned out as Jagens from a gameplay standpoint despite their reputation/other players experiences. They would always fall off as the students grew to the point the students would be blatantly better than them at their chosen function around the timeskip. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You know, it actually worries me that things are quieting down. He's laying low waiting for people to forget about this so he can return like nothing happened, and at the rate things are going, he might succeed. I really hope it doesn't happen, because then we'll be known as the community that let a rapist get away with it. I'm not going to forget. Partially because I hadn't really heard of the guy before recent events. So it's kind of what I know him for. One hell of a bad first impression. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I have no idea. Probably a big inheritance, or something like that. I'm pretty sure the game just says "he's a rich boi" and expects you to roll with it. If he's anything like the guy I know, he's a doctor who rents his real estate holdings to businesses, and owns a store or two himself. Meaning he has more money than he actually knows what to do with between the rent and being a doctor. So he makes questionable choices with it. Then again... maybe that's Halfmann like someone else suggested. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I guess so. I've not eaten many in my life. My (oldest) dog ate one, then had a diabetic seizure. Which was how we found out he was diabetic. I still blame Pretzel for my dog having diabetes. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ahahah, yes... I've held a grudge against Telltale ever since that game came out. Not only did they put my name in their worst game, they gave it to the friggin' pig and then killed the pig off for no reason. And his death was so dumb, too! God damn you, Telltale...! I mean, who got the last laugh? The guy still doing LP's or the studio that went under because all the decisions turned out to have no effect on anything, effectively making their games movies with quick time events? 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: At least I'm not the one who misspelled the collector's name a thousand times in this one reply. I get it. I kept doing that because of Lentzenheimer. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That's closer to Nabarl, actually. I'll never understand why the European version of Shadow Dragon had different names... Though I do like Shiida better than Caeda. Caeda looks extremely weird to my spanish eyes. I mean, I go out of my way to try and use the "standard" names. Despite, you know, the region of my game. The fact I'm using the US release for my LP helps remind me which one's which on Macedon/Medon which I always switch between in my head. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Don't feel too bad about it. I have to admit, general Wolf and Sedgar is too much fun. 'Sides, you're using Matthis to compensate. I honestly have a bigger albatross round my neck than Matthis at this point. But I swear, I can make them both work. Somehow. Plus not using Sedgar means I can only use one OP giga-tank (who will eventually fall off because of those couple missed speed levels), and thus any "wall" I build is going to need to be at a choke point or it's going to use someone a lot squishier as a second or third component. Plus if the team splits up, he can only be on one team at a time.... even if he's a team unto himself right now. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: G A M E R J O K E But on a serious note, I never did play the Link arena, because I never knew a single person offline who played the game. Awakening? Sure. Radiant Dawn? Yep. Path of Radiance? Sacred Stones? Fe7? Fates? Definitely. But Shadow Dragon? NO ONE. They didn't frigging buy it because "review score bad". I ever said I hate when people judge a game based off review scores? 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I think the games also have something to do with it. You're LPing Shadow Dragon which not everybody likes, I'm playing Berwick which is rather unknown and can be confusing for people who haven't played it, and Benice is doing garbage. They're games that attract different audiences. I can't tell if you just commented on the game Benice is playing, or if you were commenting on how his run's been going for him with the spate of deaths. Because it kind of reads as either/or. But either way, having these going has helped bring light into potentially dark times. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I suppose the fact that the three of us read our respective LPs (I can't recall seeing Benice in yours, but that's about it) has something to do with that. Benice has definitely been in mine from the beginning. I think he's missed two parts... the update bit when I lost progress post chapter 2, and the second half of Pyrathi. I figure because I had the misfortune of dropping that right between the other two LPs dropping. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And then you turn into Weegee yourself. 2008 memes. What a time that was. My favorite Weegee memory was this video. Spoiler 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: None of you are. Next step, stop calling Volcens "Volcen's". I complain about Erzie, but Volcen's is well on its way to become the "your/you're" typo equivalent of this LP. I don't mind Bernstool, though. Just because people saying Bernstool is a good chance to post the Bernstool. Pretty sure I've managed to stick to the "Erzenheimer" vs Erzheimer error. Probably doesn't help that I saved the list of weapons for writing the song as "Erzenheimer" because I started it before the mistake was pointed out, so every time I looked at it, it reinforced my error. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Good ol' VICETOLUCT. He wanted attention and he got it. I actually ran into him later, in the comments of a youtube video. I can't remember what it was, maybe it was something from Vinesauce? Anyway, he said a thing, and then someone argued with him, and he accused the guy of being "like Serenesforest". It was... a fun comment chain, to say the least. I wonder where it was. I know I've bumped into it more than once, but of course, that just means it might've been in one of those extended music videos that got nuked a while ago, so it may be lost forever. Should have figured. The guy was too ridiculous to just die off. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That's one way to put it. I mean, I haven't played the game... and with Christine dead... I really don't know why. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: That sounds like the kind of thing Erzheimer would love. The funny thing being the reason said bird is extinct is because of their eggs being big enough to feed a family. I mean... it would have probably been wiser to farm them instead of, you know, using their eggs for easy food until there were too few of them to keep the species going. But humans have a way of gorging themselves on easy prey. Look at the Dodo, another flightless bird. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Hwahahahahahahahahah... You haven't lost your touch. I can totally imagine him just singing this (off key, of course) with Clara playing the violin in the background. Meanwhile Ward's just trying to give him a shield and be done with it. Though... I had enough restraint to change the wording on the type of curves. Both for flow... and because I've done the joke enough elsewhere. I'm also particularly proud of the "It doesn't matter if it isn't clay" line, mostly because I thought that'd be the trickiest line to fit until I thought of it. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: To seize the mansion, we must first remove a guy who looks like he hasn't slept in 27 danged years. That line on his head... is he wearing a bald cap from a theater production of "Death of a Salesman"? I think those actors from earlier should check their inventory. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Even if it costs me my life, I will protect you all. Well, shit. She had more awesome in her than anybody could've expected. Her father first of all. Ruby decided she's Wolf. Or at least Marcel. She's definitely chosen to fight on the path of the knight. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I kinda missed it, but here's a cute little tidbit: when ballistae shoot at Larentia, there's a little animation where the ballistician cranks a lever to aim upwards at her. Nice attention to detail. That's fun. Apart from having a ballista shoot at her in the first place. I guess at least she's not taking effective damage. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...AHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Is this going to be one of those rare lucky days? Because hot damn, that is amazing... I just checked, and that ballista starts at orange, but that's still only a 4% chance of breaking on the very first shot! Actually, no, this is fun. She dodged and it broke. Incidentally, you just got luckier than I did on the Hyman crits, that had a chance of 6% of occurring twice consecutively. Not more lucky than my Barst quad-crit though. I'm not sure that can be topped. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: This happens when a unit stops next to Ruby. I see, so General Ward sent you... Thank you very much for the help. If we can beat the leader of these bandits and regain control of the main building, I think we can win... Please, help me in any way you can! Ward helps even when he's not present. Good man. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Also, he gave a second pack of ammunition to the ballistician, for no reason at all. Okay. "I see you stopped firing. Here have some more ammo from my pack""Yeah, that's great you moron. Do you have a spare ballista in that pack too?" 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Arturo gets a paper cut. At least he's not a wizard in D&D... or he'd be making saving throws against death now. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: The thief archer angrily shakes his walking stick at Larentia. Larentia doesn't care. The wyvern's looking awfully cheeky, though. Seriously, take a closer look. It looks like it's grinning. Probably musing on the silly bandit yelling at him to get off his lawn... despite the fact he's not even on the ground. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Who are you talking to? They're all dead, every single one of them! He is too. Dead tired that is. He's hallucinating extra men from sleep deprivation. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: There's one target hiding away in one of the paralogues. You could probably guess whose paralogue and which target it is, if you've been paying attention. What begins with S, ends with S, and would probably be S-ranked by Ruben if he could marry one character from this game? 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Thaddy, hide! You can go back to your position later! I suddenly know who he was talking to. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You've been a thorn in our side for far too long, you little brat! It's high time you got what's coming to you! Friendly reminder that she's been "a thorn" in their side for, like, a couple hours. This guy is so over the top... When you're about to collapse from exhaustion, a couple hours is an eternity. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...Yeah, sorry, but no. He has four back up weapons. That will never work. Spoiler 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh, you son of a blistering barnacle! I forgot there's a limit to how many steals you can perform in one map! Thaddy, you... you... Gaaahh! (hint, to a song you referenced before. A lot) Here's a little lesson in thievery. You can't steal more times than three. So if you need to get another one, You're gonna have to capture before the map is done. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...... Between the ballista breaking on its first shot, everyone going after Adel instead of Thaddy, and this... I think we can officially call this another Saint Rubenio Update Where Things Actually Go His Way For Once™. I am so happy. See, you complained that the RNGoddess was giving me favoritism when my crit counter went nuts on chapter 8. Then my chapter 9 was unremarkable (well enough planned that it didn't matter, but still unremarkable) and you get this. 14 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: There it goes... So long, noble skill. You served her well. The level itself is garbage, but she's pretty good already, and getting one more point on her weaker WpSkill growth (80% is weaker than 90%) is not something I'm about to complain about. She's a real gem that one. 13 hours ago, This boi uses Nino said: Also pickle rick can go fuck off, the meme I mean. Don't remind me that existed. I can't even understand why people thought it was so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted July 29, 2020 Author Share Posted July 29, 2020 Part 48 - Ward, part-time counselor. 24 years and 1 month after the release of Super Mario 64, beta stuff from the game was leaked. Among the files, a beta model and voice lines for Luigi were found. Turns out L really was real in 2401. I know it has nothing to do with anything we do here, but I just wanted to say that. One of the biggest mysteries of my childhood, resolved. All those years I spent rummaging through the internet, looking for cheat codes, following fake youtube tutorials, using mods that didn't even work half the time... I now have gotten closure on all of that. Who would've thought... Luigi: Spoiler On 7/27/2020 at 12:36 AM, This boi uses Nino said: Hide contents You couldn't? Nope. For years, this is the first time Serenes has ever let me edit an update post. It appears that when you put images and such in your posts, it screws things over in some way, and the site reacts by locking the post. Oh I bet you're using this for the Bernstool jokes haha... Not quite. Nope. I don't have an FEBuilder account yet. I'm planning on making it once I finish my hack. You need an account? I just downloaded the program and that's it. Unless you mean FEuniverse. I do have an account there, but I mostly just use it to give feedback to hack creators whose games I play. Another hint: It's a vanilla FE thing. ...You're the one who made Different Dimensions: Ostian Princess? Cojon significa testiculo? Yo que se esto de el castellano se me da de conio. No significa lo mismo en Mejicano? Aquí en España se usa para cualquier cosa. I never did like Reddit much, I find navigating the thing a hellscape and it's way too outdated looking tbh. The navigation kinda sucks, yeah. Funnily enough, I find an old-fashioned forum like this easier to explore. If the FE subreddit was a forum like Serenes, there'd be a section for all the fanart, so you could at least find the discussion posts that appear once in a blue moon, instead of them getting buried under the dozens of drawings of Dorothea in a swimsuit. Also yeah the FE subreddit is hell. Good description. I browse it rather often, but most of the time it only lasts 30 seconds before I realize there's absolutely nothing but fanart and move on. Though they made a The Last Promise tier list a while ago. That was pretty rad. I'm so tired of them too, or when they transliterate a meme template's text onto it it's even worse. Template memes can work but god damn so many of them are repetitive bull crap. And then there's the guys who just... type what's said in the video and then go "xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and that's the comment. For as much shit as everyone gives them, at least there's only one of those "first" comments in each video. The horrible memes and the video transcripts are everywhere, everywhere! Also pickle rick can go fuck off, the meme I mean. Who's Pickle Rick? ...... Okay, so I just googled it, and... I can't say I get it. Then you admit to it. I have admitted to nothing. Ah Yeah. Pretty on-point reference too, wouldn't you say? Oh but of course you can tamper with my images. Meh I still have mine up. Heheheheheh... I do not know what you're talking about. ... I would never have porn bookmarks on my PC at risk of someone grabbing it. It's mostly social media or FE stuff. Then why hide it? You cannot deceive me! There is nothing innocent underneath that black ink splatter! You can't see very far then. No, I can't. I'm kinda blind. -5 diopters last I checked, to be precise. Without glasses everything further than 10 centimeters from my nose is a blur. It's really not like in the movies, though. I don't become an invalid as soon as I drop my glasses. I can still see the shapes, just nothing too specific. And my post was messed up but I didn't edit it back to correct it. To show I'm still correct. Ahhh... Well, no. What's the ugh for? You dislike the phrase No U? Not really, to be honest. Etzel does exist in FE12 too tho. And what an existence. Best mage in the game by far. And well ok there's two types of OwO speakers. Weirdos and Teenager memers. I'm the latter. That's still a pretty memey face, wouldn't you say? It fits you. Hahahahahahahaha lol. That game is mega cringe like what does it have to do with Minecraft? Dude... You take one of the greatest games in history, the game that defined a whole genre and is still very much alive 11 years after its first release, the best-selling game of all time, and... you make a spin-off that has absolutely nothing to do with it or its core gameplay mechanics. It's literally just a bad fanfic set in the minecraft universe. If it didn't have the Minecraft and Telltale names on the cover it would've been about as popular as The Last Promise. ...no, not that The Last Promise - this The Last Promise. I found it one day while googling, well, the other The Last Promise, and... I am fairly certain absolutely nobody has ever played this game. Anyway, I always found Telltale to be vastly overrated. The OG Walking Dead and The Wolf Among Us are good - far more flawed than everyone's willing to accept, but good - and I hear Tales From The Borderlands is also cool? But every title afterwards only sunk deeper and deeper while refusing to innovate in any way. As early as TWD Season 2 they were already shit. No wonder they went under. At least I'm not a liar. Neither am I. Or can you prove otherwise? YAY! Let us rejoice. Large images are Erz- Derrick. They are like Derrick. Very big. Heheheheh... Yes, indeed. Heck yeah! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! It's the best thing about Justice & Pride. Maybe I'll have to try J&P one day. It's never really caught my attention, but perhaps it's better than it appears at first glance. God damn it mangs. (I feel bad making this joke) I mean, he is a bald ruffian that wants to do ugly things to a young blonde. The joke works, as... awful as it is. What exactly do the bane skills do? Reduce hit more than they already show? By how much? Basically, the game checks if the hit would land. If it would, then the RNG rolls again, this time with a flat 67% chance of dodging. Essentially, to hit a bane bearer, you have to get through two die rolls instead of just one. Which makes it kinda horrible that Ruby got hit so much by axes last time. And still they seem to be competent thus far! Berwick is indeed strange for someone not in the known of how it works. Oh, absolutely. Base Leon and Adel would've been okay here. Not good, mind, but they could've done some things thanks to their skills. Vantage and Deathmatch are both extremely powerful. ... Larentia what? Bruh... 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Ruben: Ah, I'm glad someone else has joined in the fun of saying Eugen's name. A most riveting interaction, this you made up. Truly wish we'd actually had it. On 7/27/2020 at 12:57 AM, Dayni said: Hide contents Ferdinand isn't the best candidate in fairness, his strength could be higher. He was the only candidate I had at the time of chapter 4. I think you can get a horseslayer as well though (I could be wrong), the damage will stack (x3 weapon might + x2 CA might). But that wouldn't have been as much fun as killing Caspar and Bernadetta off. We get suggestions, but little more. It's an issue that's not unique to them, but their spotlight shows it more than it would otherwise. It happens, when you're a protagonist with no character. I was just giving it as an example. Trashtalking won't necessarily pass on information sadly. But it might still. Hey, trashtalking wouldn't pass on info, but it'd make the exposition dumps more fun to sit through. It's something that's worse when you consider it could embolden him too. Urgh... OP is a faggot Defence rests Hey... You're overreaching with executive privilege. There is an expectation of those in such higher positions to be held to their word and the standards formed through precedent. To take an action like this shows that you're ignoring those standards and thus bringing those precedents down........ ...I used Perceval for five turns! And all he did was miss Dallas! What the hell do you mean, precedent?! But I suppose it doesn't matter. There's not much that can be done as it is. It was five turns! How does that warrant sad music!? Just wanting to confirm it was like BS where she leaves Elibe and dies after a decade. 😛 Oh. Right. That one fanfic established that dragons die if they aren't in the dragon realm. Even though there were dragons in Elibe in BB and nothing happened to them long as they mantained a human form. Maybe Ninian was just sick? Nils told her it happened to everyone to make her feel better about herself. Well, the idea just stunk to me. Going around reproducing despite a apathy to existence is realer than might seem, with consequences affecting the children for the worse. Oh yeah, it absolutely was a dickmove. Never said otherwise. Yes I know, you hate PoR, that image hurt. Hwahahahah... Nah, not really. This isn't like horsemen, it's not an immediate reaction. I'm never touching that game again, though, I can tell you that much. What a miserable experience it was. Oh no, the girl's in danger. ...hoo, boy... We'll come back to this. Oh it was simple; she learned how to exit a conversation from her father. But... She didn't slap anyone on her way out. Like when he told her her mother died. ...oh, goodness... Veria has no border security, leading to Razites breaking in and robbing good Navarese people. This is proof that Navaron leaves to leave the Berwick League and become its own nation once more. Take back the borders, take back control! Oh and we'll still trade with the other nations of Berwick as it stands. #Navxit #LeaveBL #RemoveUnelectedVolcens I support that last hashtag. It also made my day. So thanks for that. ...... You have no ability to use vantage then, even I've been able to use it well. The only time it was half okay was in Thracia, when I gave it to Salem. He one-shot everything with max magic and Jormungand. That was fun. In every other game, though? When weak-ass myrmidons get it, or when it requires that the unit is almost dead for it to trigger, it does absolutely nothing. Oh yeah, Vantage. I get to deal 5 damage to the enemy before they irremediably whack me. Or, I get to hope for crits. And that's not how I roll most of the time. Crits aren't reliable. Besides, even when "using it well", Berwick Vantage is still way better, simply because it more or less makes you invincible long as you can keep landing the strikes. This one is more like an actual ambush being fair. See, even you get it. That is some bullshit, Kaga got lax. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Boy, as bad as I am, I'm not on this guy's level. It takes some real talent. All that trouble hauling the ballista overthere for nothing. Well, Strength works for damage for sure. Yeah, exactly. Ah, nothing more relaxing than seeing a short chapter after a rough update beforehand. Right? On 7/27/2020 at 12:59 AM, BrightBow said: Hide contents Yeah, but it's the lines she has with anyone else. It's just that in Arthur's case she addresses him by name. Kinda like how Arina addresses Esteban as "Big Brother" if he orders something in the Kingfisher, instead of using his name as she does with everyone else.Yeah, that was a bit anticlimatic. Harpoon? Imperial Spear? Well, if you don't want her to hit anything, might as well give her a Slim Lance. That way she will be at least better at dodging.Oh, boy... Here we go. 50% hit for both combatants. That's gotta be the Imperial Spear, alright. Yep, you got it right. Come to think of it, with how crappy Imperial Gear is, it almost makes sense that they constantly show up in the middle of Verian territory to "Send goods to the homeland".Their sacrifices are for a great cause: providing the Empire with half-decent gear. If you're just gonna wait, have her equip a lighter weapon.Sorry, sorry! Okay? I am sorry! Bronze Bows. A weapon so shitty, they don't even sell them in Navaron.I think they sell them in the chapter 1 shop. But who the hell visits the chapter 1 shop, anyway? I'm fairly certain it's only there to prevent a softlock in case the player is unlucky enough to have the entire army break their weapons on green! You didn't forget about Map Markers, right?Well, kinda, but they weren't needed anyway, considering what happened. Adel, Leon and Sherlock have Light Cavalry movement, as opposed to the Cavalry movement that most other riders have. Cavalry takes 4 movement and Light Cavalry takes 3 for a forest tile. I see. Thanks. But Arthur would still be able to move 2 tiles if you would just dismount him. I'm not sure why you insist on keeping everyone mounted. I don't see how horses benefit you in that forest. They just take unnecessary damage.I... didn't think of that. Blame my stupidity. Heck, Paralogues can even have Erzheimer items. And of course materials.Friendly reminder that there's only one Albatross in the entire game and it's hidden away in Kramer's paralogue. On an extremely fast swordmaster that you have to capture. Okay, but going south? They will just immediately uncover him as they advance on Leon.A mistake. It's what you make when you panic. Actually Swords is her weaker skill. It has 80% while Spears has 90%. Oh. Well, good to know. It's generally the better weapon type for her anyway, I'd say. I don't know, sometimes you want extra accuracy. I think they're both good for her. The extra power most certainly helps a lot. As long as she isn't using 40% accuracy spears, that is. Power doesn't matter if the attacks never actually land. Okay, okay, that's enough. I get it. ...you're just extra angsty today because everything went swimmingly in spite of my thousand blunders, right? Hahah, sorry, sorry, just messing with ya On 7/27/2020 at 2:03 PM, The Roger The Paladin said: Hide contents Meanwhile in Awakening and Fates... they kind of used the fact the paralogues are to recruit X character to focus on whoever was being recruited/the parent (in the event the character was a child unit). That said, I feel like there were certain exceptions with the paralogue rule where a character definitely did benefit from their paralogue. Marianne, Ferdinand, Seteth and Mercedes definitely had some character building from theirs that couldn't really be seen elsewhere. Then we have the exact opposite with cases like Linhardt/Leonie's or Claude's where they don't seem to have ANYTHING to do with the paralogue past causing it. Oh there definitely are exceptions (Seteth and Flayn being the most obvious ones), but well... They should be the norm. I mean, the lord paralogues have no reason to only be paralogues. Why in the world does Dimitri ignore Ariadrhod if you don't do his paralogue? Reveal hidden contents Hah! If only the game wouldn't be a bitch about it, this'd be worth trying. But being fun wasn't high in Tellius's list of priorities. It was definitely lower than "worship Ike's d This comment incurred my Aegir. So now you are Ferdinand Von Ire? I want to do this if I do a FE12 LP Partially because it's kind of like trash-talking Narcus. Partially because I loved the other scene so much I had to highlight it. Narcus was very trashtalkable. Look at Eugen, he did it all the time. (what do you mean there's already been an FE12 LP in the SCU?) Go for it. My first LP suffers from, well, being my first LP. It's a mess. And the Archanea Chronicles updates are filled with college angst. It was also back when the only FEs I'd played were the GBA games and 12. My inexperienced was obvious a lot of the time. You know, more than it is now. Really, the best part about it was Godly Matthis. I find it kind of funny that my Byleth's have always turned out as Jagens from a gameplay standpoint despite their reputation/other players experiences. They would always fall off as the students grew to the point the students would be blatantly better than them at their chosen function around the timeskip. My Byleth has no niche. Just... none. For the longest time he was just a thief, and I sent him to open chests while the others did things. Then I tried promoting him and he didn't qualify for any of the classes. Pfft. I'm not going to forget. Partially because I hadn't really heard of the guy before recent events. So it's kind of what I know him for. One hell of a bad first impression. Sheesh... If he's anything like the guy I know, he's a doctor who rents his real estate holdings to businesses, and owns a store or two himself. Meaning he has more money than he actually knows what to do with between the rent and being a doctor. So he makes questionable choices with it. Then again... maybe that's Halfmann like someone else suggested. Maybe Erzheimer is an associate of Valery's. That's how he was allowed to put up his request for a priest of Raze. My (oldest) dog ate one, then had a diabetic seizure. Which was how we found out he was diabetic. I still blame Pretzel for my dog having diabetes. Jikes... Pretzel, as always, is a danger to everyone around him. I mean, who got the last laugh? The guy still doing LP's or the studio that went under because all the decisions turned out to have no effect on anything, effectively making their games movies with quick time events? True enough. Remember the first Walking Dead? You could save Doug or Carley and they lasted two episodes. Not only that, they both did things, it's not like the later determinant characters who disappeared after their potential deaths. Probably the best choice in modern Telltale titles. It actually mattered a little bit. I get it. I kept doing that because of Lentzenheimer. Poor Erzie, man. He's a bit of a loon and a huge dork, but he isn't the single most despised person in the entire continent! Sure, the vase comment is a bit unfortunate, but I don't think anyone wants to watch Erzie get both his eyes, his guy, his neck and his arm cut off! ...Heh... Bloodying up Lentzie is still one of my personal favorite parts of that LP. The Razelia updates in general were pretty great. I mean, I go out of my way to try and use the "standard" names. Despite, you know, the region of my game. The fact I'm using the US release for my LP helps remind me which one's which on Macedon/Medon which I always switch between in my head. I've always played on the USA version for the gaiden and prologue patches, so I've never had this problem. ...I've also never played the spanish version of any FE. That means I don't go around calling Innes "James". I honestly have a bigger albatross round my neck than Matthis at this point. But I swear, I can make them both work. Somehow. Plus not using Sedgar means I can only use one OP giga-tank (who will eventually fall off because of those couple missed speed levels), and thus any "wall" I build is going to need to be at a choke point or it's going to use someone a lot squishier as a second or third component. Plus if the team splits up, he can only be on one team at a time.... even if he's a team unto himself right now. All fair points. Also, I wish I had an albatross around my neck, then I could give it to Erzheimer instead of going to Kramer's paralogue and savescumming a capture. But on a serious note, I never did play the Link arena, because I never knew a single person offline who played the game. Awakening? Sure. Radiant Dawn? Yep. Path of Radiance? Sacred Stones? Fe7? Fates? Definitely. But Shadow Dragon? NO ONE. They didn't frigging buy it because "review score bad". Hey, it's better than me. I've never had anyone to play the link arena with, period. I ever said I hate when people judge a game based off review scores? It is a pretty garbage reason not to play a game. If you take a look at it and it looks bad, then fair enough, but someone else's opinion? I can't tell if you just commented on the game Benice is playing, or if you were commenting on how his run's been going for him with the spate of deaths. Because it kind of reads as either/or. But either way, having these going has helped bring light into potentially dark times. I probably shouldn't have used the verb "doing", in retrospect. I was talking about the game, obviously. Benice has definitely been in mine from the beginning. I think he's missed two parts... the update bit when I lost progress post chapter 2, and the second half of Pyrathi. I figure because I had the misfortune of dropping that right between the other two LPs dropping. Ah, I see. My favorite Weegee memory was this video. Reveal hidden contents Oh, shit, that one! I recall seeing it when I didn't even know what english was! Good memories. Pretty sure I've managed to stick to the "Erzenheimer" vs Erzheimer error. Probably doesn't help that I saved the list of weapons for writing the song as "Erzenheimer" because I started it before the mistake was pointed out, so every time I looked at it, it reinforced my error. Actually, I haven't seen you make the mistake in a while. Eh, no matter. Besides, you're one of the few who never made the Volcen's typo. Should have figured. The guy was too ridiculous to just die off. He clearly held a grudge. You know, because the forum didn't like that he talked about how he wanted to murder jews. The tyrants. I mean, I haven't played the game... and with Christine dead... I really don't know why. I'm pretty sure it was already brought up before. He didn't have a very close relationship with his family because he was too busy as the General of Sinon. After he didn't go visit his wife on her deathbed, Christine stopped considering him her father. The funny thing being the reason said bird is extinct is because of their eggs being big enough to feed a family. I mean... it would have probably been wiser to farm them instead of, you know, using their eggs for easy food until there were too few of them to keep the species going. But humans have a way of gorging themselves on easy prey. Look at the Dodo, another flightless bird. Humans were never known for their intelligence. Though... I had enough restraint to change the wording on the type of curves. Both for flow... and because I've done the joke enough elsewhere. I'm also particularly proud of the "It doesn't matter if it isn't clay" line, mostly because I thought that'd be the trickiest line to fit until I thought of it. It was great overall. Keep 'em coming. I'm still waiting for that Volcens song. But... No, leave that one in the oven for a couple more chapters. Then you'll have plenty of material for it. That line on his head... is he wearing a bald cap from a theater production of "Death of a Salesman"? I think those actors from earlier should check their inventory. I think someone just hit him on the top of the skull and that's why he looks so droopy in general. Ruby decided she's Wolf. Or at least Marcel. She's definitely chosen to fight on the path of the knight. A commendable choice. That's fun. Apart from having a ballista shoot at her in the first place. I guess at least she's not taking effective damage. Of course not. Fliers don't take extra damage from bows in Berwick. They just happen to be the one of the only kinds of weapons that can hit them. Actually, no, this is fun. She dodged and it broke. Incidentally, you just got luckier than I did on the Hyman crits, that had a chance of 6% of occurring twice consecutively. Not more lucky than my Barst quad-crit though. I'm not sure that can be topped. Probably not, but I'm happy nonetheless. Ward helps even when he's not present. Good man. Honestly, Ward is the MVP of the Ruby/Clifford character arc. He basically fixes their relationship even though he has nothing to do with either of them. Unless she dies to a stray arrow or something, we'll see it when Ruby promotes. "I see you stopped firing. Here have some more ammo from my pack""Yeah, that's great you moron. Do you have a spare ballista in that pack too?" Hahahahah... Considering the size of the ballista's icon when it broke, I can totally imagine one would fit in the pack. At least he's not a wizard in D&D... or he'd be making saving throws against death now. Oof... Well, to be fair, that crit chance could've turned that into far more than a paper cut. Probably musing on the silly bandit yelling at him to get off his lawn... despite the fact he's not even on the ground. "Silly human" He is too. Dead tired that is. He's hallucinating extra men from sleep deprivation. Okay this is the best LP canon. What begins with S, ends with S, and would probably be S-ranked by Ruben if he could marry one character from this game? Ahahahahahahahahah... Got a good chuckle outta this one. And no. I don't think so. I didn't even S-rank Leonie or Catherine in Three Houses out of principle. I hate that mechanic, it can go die in a ditch. I'm okay with shipping characters, but marrying a player avatar to a character just feels... I don't know, pointless? I suddenly know who he was talking to. What do you mean? When you're about to collapse from exhaustion, a couple hours is an eternity. I suppose so... Reveal hidden contents Pfffft... Dr. Weird sure is weird. (hint, to a song you referenced before. A lot) Here's a little lesson in thievery. You can't steal more times than three. So if you need to get another one, You're gonna have to capture before the map is done. Just follow my flourishingAnd soften him up Be careful not to finish him off!Guy is brought down to 1 HP, still merely injured No, don't do that! ...By the way, I just noticed the official We Are Number One video has almost 80 million views. I am proud of the internet, for once. See, you complained that the RNGoddess was giving me favoritism when my crit counter went nuts on chapter 8. Then my chapter 9 was unremarkable (well enough planned that it didn't matter, but still unremarkable) and you get this. Thanks, RNGoddess. You're all right sometimes. She's a real gem that one. Her armor shines red with the blood of her enemies. Don't remind me that existed. I can't even understand why people thought it was so funny. I didn't even know it existed. Lucky me. Number one: Spoiler Last time, Ruby's life was saved by us. Though she probably could've taken care of herself if I'd let her equip a decent weapon. Now, she thanks us for the help. I never would have survived if it weren't for your assistance. I owe you my life. Actually, you owe Adel your life. Adel did everything that day! You needn't feel so indebted to me, Miss Ruby. We are comrades, are we not? I simply wished to save the village from its suffering, just as you did. However... ...I know what you're going to say. It was stupid and reckless of me... Hearing your father mocked as he was must've severely tried your patience. I can think of nothing else that would inspire such foolhardiness in you. Yes, you're right... My father used to be a famous royal knight, honorable and just... But ever since my mother died, he's become like he is now... He's just given up on everything... Have you ever considered that you may not fully understand your father? Understand him...? A wound to the heart such as that is not something that can simply heal. It may be many years before he can truly feel at peace again... Still, I want to do something. I want to show my father that he hasn't lost everything. If I become a knight... a real knight... Maybe that'll inspire him again. If that is what you wish, come with me to see Lord Reese. I am sure that he will grant you what you seek. Thank you, General! I won't let my father hold me back any longer... And I won't let him hold himself back any longer, either! Heck yeah! You're awesome, girl. Don't let the tier lists convince you otherwise. Oh, and there's Clifford. He cannot be brought to the mission, and he never appears to save his own daughter. He just... continues with his daily routine, as if his daughter wasn't getting murdered (or worse) by brigands out there. It was Ruby's decision... It's got nothing to do with me. What in the world happened between you two, that you would show such contempt for your own daughter? ...... ...... What makes you think so? She's just like her mother... My Matilda... She was so beautiful... In manner... In words... In every way, she was a goddess among women... And why does that matter? Can beautiful women not also be strong warriors? You know, I find it rather hilarious that "no patience for young girls" Ward is the one arguing in favor of a, well, young girl, against a man who is even more of a condescending asshole than himself or Reese. For all his screaming at Czene and Rosalie, turns out that Ward is a lot kinder and more thoughtful than Clifford. Which is... honestly rather sad, considering his own relationship with his late daughter. Maybe he just doesn't want to let this family end up like his own... Oh, God, that's depressing... ...A girl like Ruby... shouldn't hide her beauty under all that armor. Also, he just destroyed Clifford. It's going to take more than a few vulneraries to recover from that one. So what's Clifford's counterattack? ...... Hmph... expected. Today, Lord Reese will be inducting Ruby into the Knights of Sinon. What?! Although her skills are still rough and in need of training, he acknowledges her potential as a warrior. It can't be... She can't... Young knights like her learn so much faster than we old men can... A day of training for us may be as a month's worth for that girl. It would be selfish and wasteful to squander such potential, would it not? ...... Well, that's it for Ruby and Clifford's dysfunctional arc. For now, anyway. Now... Oh, shit! It's Arthur's recruitment, unlocked already as well! Since it's been a while since the last part of Arthur's character arc, here's a reminder: Arthur's little brother, Mark, was being bullied by other children, who accused his father of being a traitor to the League. When Mark asked Arthur about it, he denied it, but he couldn't come up with another explanation for their father's sudden disappearance. Well, there's a familiar face. Maybe it's his twin brother? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Holy shit, that escalated way too quickly! Hands off Arturo, you fools! What's the meaning of this?! It has come to light that your father, Sir Harold, may have defected to the Raze Empire. Shoot... this's definitely more serious than the rumors of a couple street urchins! That's ridiculous! Until the truth becomes apparent, we cannot allow you to compromise the safety of the Berwick League. There must be some mistake here! My father would never betray his homeland! (Father...) Well, off they go. Arturo and his family are leaving Narvia. ...hah, yeah, as if! Ward to the rescue! Yes...? What are those men doing? We've received orders to banish that knight from the Duchy of Narvia. Lord Reese...? Arthur, these guards have no authority to banish one of the knights of Sinon, nor the family of one. We're not mincing words this time, are we? Straight to the recruitment talk. Fine by me. It's better than what Reese usually does. What...? Lord Reese is inviting you to join the Order of the Knights of Sinon! What say you, Arthur? M-Me, a knight of Sinon?! Is there a problem? Would you rather flee the country? No, sir! I am honored by your generosity! Lord Reese, I pledged absolute loyalty to you and to the March of Sinon! Well said! Arthur, from this day forth, you shall be counted among the Order of the Knights of Sinon. As my subjects, you and your family will now be under my protection. But milord, will we not be an inconvenience to you...? You have nothing to worry about. I have taken care of everything. Duke Roswick has already given his approval to this course of action. You are a knight of Sinon now. Serving your liege comes first. Yes, General Ward! I understand! Thank you so much, Lord Reese... And there we go. That's our first two mercs recruited. As you can see, they've lost their yellow outlines. This will be good for our budget. Especially if we manage to recruit Clifford sooner than later. Just 2 spear and 3 sword points to go... We've put this off long enough. It's desert chapter time. Eyyy, it's Lebough and his tiny office! Been a while. Indeed. Thank you for taking the time to come see me in person. I have another favor to ask of you. Of course, if it's within my power. The truth is... one of my closest confidants, High Priest Nagra, has gone missing. Gone missing? Yes, I last had contact with him about a month ago. However, he ought to have returned by now. I fear he may have lost track of where he was going... His task was a very important one, and I grow ever more anxious about his well-being... Lord Reese, could I ask you to send a search party after him? Of course. My knights will take care of it. My apologies for the trouble... I'm very grateful to you, Lord Reese. As you wish, Lord Reese. However, I worry that our knights may find it difficult to fight in sand... That may be so, but combat isn't the primary focus of this mission. We're just looking for the priest. Hah! You wish. This is a SRPG. If we were just going to take a stroll in the desert, this wouldn't be a strong contender for my favorite game of all time. Lord Reese, I think you should be a bit more careful... The locals here say the Liga Desert is full of thieves and wyverns... See? Wyverns?! Yes, it seems there's a small population native to there... Agreed, milord. I will take the utmost care in our preparations. Yes, let's. First, I go to Paliztschtzhthsczhth, and buy a log and a gem. I like how it takes a whole log to make a vial of potion. But we're not going to be using it for the liquid defense. With these... I craft another dire thunder for Perceval to miss with, and the Mjöllnir. This axe is beautiful. 18 mixed might, great hit for an axe, low level requirement? What's not to love? Well... The C durability could be better, but still. This is a most wonderful axe. While I was at it, I also crafted a repairstone. The axe goes to Axel for now. Izerna may keep the repairstone. Now, let's retire Elbert's poor horse. Rest well, friend. You served us well. He gets the thin one we got for free in the main mission. And then Ruby takes our spare Sinon Stallion. Lastly, I purchase some good arrows for Sylvis. And that's about it. Another short text update. Next time, we go to the desert and, hopefully, find this priest and take him back safely. Now, I rest, and so do you, for rest is the path to the farewelling. See you next time! To be continued Death count: Christine Esteban Czene Faye x 2 * Unavailable Capture count: 2 (Daoud, Elbert) Cripple count: 1 (Perceval) Reset count: 3 (Ward: 1, Abus: 2) Current perfect streak: 1 map Best perfect streak: 6 maps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) Spoiler 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Friendly reminder that there's only one Albatross in the entire game and it's hidden away in Kramer's paralogue. On an extremely fast swordmaster that you have to capture. You don't have to capture him. He doesn't start out with it equipped, so you can simply have Thaddy steal it. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Hearing your father mocked as he was must've severely tried your patience. I can think of nothing else that would inspire such foolhardiness in you. I can't think of anything that wouldn't inspire foolhardiness in her. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: It was Ruby's decision... It's got nothing to do with me. Oh, Clifford is the "respecting your children's choices" type. Guess I got the wrong impression back when he slapped his daughter for disobeying him. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...A girl like Ruby... shouldn't hide her beauty under all that armor. Found the Awakening Art Director. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: It can't be... She can't... Well, it's Ruby's decision and it's got nothing to do with you. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: They must spend a lot of time practicing that formation. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Lastly, I purchase some good arrows for Sylvis. I hope you didn't forget about the Freeze Arrows. 13 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: To be continued Since you said you rarely used Thaddy, let me just say that Riddle does NOT start out with the Assassin Knife equipped. Stealing it will not only provide you with an Erzheimer item, but will also render the boss virtually helpless, as none of his other daggers have any crit. Just make sure he takes his turn before moving in Thaddy, so he won't have a chance to switch weapons. I think he always moves last, but the reinforcements won't trigger before you talk to the NPCs. If he is the only enemy on the map, he has no choice but to move at the start of a turn. Edited July 30, 2020 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Spoiler 48 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh. Right. That one fanfic established that dragons die if they aren't in the dragon realm. Even though there were dragons in Elibe in BB and nothing happened to them long as they mantained a human form. Maybe Ninian was just sick? Nils told her it happened to everyone to make her feel better about herself. It seemed to suggest that because they'd been on the other side so long that when they went to Elibe they would break down. This isn't unique to BS actually and I can think of examples where it actually works well (not spoiling). I'll agree this is not a good example. And it's so easy to fix as well: due to the process involved in resurrecting someone their quintessence is quite severely drained leading to reduced life (what I'd personally pick if writing a remake), the energy exerted stopping the dragons took a lot more out of her than expected (which considering her combat in the game beforehand is 1 0 1 shouldn't be implausible), on dying her quintessence was being broken down and she came back with less of it, some examples just off the top of my head. 49 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: The only time it was half okay was in Thracia, when I gave it to Salem. He one-shot everything with max magic and Jormungand. That was fun. In every other game, though? When weak-ass myrmidons get it, or when it requires that the unit is almost dead for it to trigger, it does absolutely nothing. Oh yeah, Vantage. I get to deal 5 damage to the enemy before they irremediably whack me. Or, I get to hope for crits. And that's not how I roll most of the time. Crits aren't reliable. Besides, even when "using it well", Berwick Vantage is still way better, simply because it more or less makes you invincible long as you can keep landing the strikes. It certainly has its uses in Genealogy (says the guy who in his first playthrough didn't pair Lex with anyone, but Wrath + Vantage is a consistent meme), Thracia (where it neutralises PCC on that attack and wrath so it's not that perfect. No HP threshold though), PoR has no HP threshold and you can use it on a tanky unit thanks to the scroll (Mia's alright and Naesala's Naesala), RD has it precentage procced (Why? Nolan worked fine with it to be fair, but still.), in Awakening and Fates can use it really well if you use it in conjunction with other skills and same with 3H (Again, good guy Dimitri in that thing you called a trap). But Vantage is reliant on the unit's stats, the other skills they might have, what they're using and what scale of foes they're facing, so alone it can be bad, but that's what I like doing, planning out what can be done to improve stuff like this. Also useful in Heores but that's a different discussion because of how Heroes works. Berwick Vantage only works like it does because of Berwick's combat to begin with, so I wouldn't say just copying it would work imo. Also accuracy in Berwick is as nervewracking as a shoddy zipline, so its reliability is also up in the air. 52 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Still, I want to do something. I want to show my father that he hasn't lost everything. If I become a knight... a real knight... Maybe that'll inspire him again. If that is what you wish, come with me to see Lord Reese. I am sure that he will grant you what you seek. Thank you, General! I won't let my father hold me back any longer... And I won't let him hold himself back any longer, either! Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby (AA AA AA AA AA AAAAAAA) Do you really think he'll listen? (AA AA AA AA AA AAAAAAA) Now why you trying to get to him? (AA AA AA AA AA AAAAAAA) Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby (AA AA AA AA AA AAAAAAA, AA AA, AA AAAAAA) 53 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: She's just like her mother... My Matilda... She was so beautiful... In manner... In words... In every way, she was a goddess among women... It's official: we have a scale of good husbands from Clive to Clifford and according to horseshoe theory Mathilda's the element it loops around. So he really doesn't want her to die. Maybe if he'd do something other than slur his drunk ass out on occasion he could actually do something there. (Come to think of it why should both be deployed on any map before they resolve their issues?) 55 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Also, he just destroyed Clifford. It's going to take more than a few vulneraries to recover from that one. So what's Clifford's counterattack? Poor father wrecks awful father I know now why the caged bird kills brigands. 55 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Hands off Arturo, you fools! I see the social distancing squad are a regular presence among the knights in Navaron. 56 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: At least he's giving him a chance, I feel like this guy's just a cog in the machine and doesn't really like doing this. 57 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Arthur, these guards have no authority to banish one of the knights of Sinon, nor the family of one. We're not mincing words this time, are we? Straight to the recruitment talk. Fine by me. It's better than what Reese usually does. Not gonna lie, I was expecting a paralogue from that. 58 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Thank you so much, Lord Reese... The mother has a portrait. And maybe was a witch, I dunno. 58 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: We've put this off long enough. It's desert chapter time. Oh fuck right off. 59 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: The truth is... one of my closest confidants, High Priest Nagra, has gone missing. Not Narga? Man the knockoff was so close. 59 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: However, he ought to have returned by now. I fear he may have lost track of where he was going... His task was a very important one, and I grow ever more anxious about his well-being... Lord Reese, could I ask you to send a search party after him? Of course. My knights will take care of it. This is a busy-ass month come to think of it. The paralogue, Arthur and Ruby being recruited, the two maps, I think they mightn't have time for it all. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Wyverns?! Yes, it seems there's a small population native to there... OH FUCK IT'S ANRI'S WAY 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: I craft another dire thunder for Perceval to miss with, and the Mjöllnir. This axe is beautiful. 18 mixed might, great hit for an axe, low level requirement? What's not to love? Well... The C durability could be better, but still. This is a most wonderful axe. But does it create a giant lightning bomb? 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Really, this powerful? Having a deathray in your pocket, the powercreep has to end eventually. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Man, imagine you didn't even matter after learning the kamehameha. Not even Krillin had it that bad. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Maybe because he found you to be a pompous ass who dared to take the fashion of two good characters (Hanneman came after NMotE) and try to rub it in the dirt? 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Well that's just rude. Also Imhullu in action. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh man, Pretzel-stu just really wants to kill them. What would he even want besides anyways? 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: yeesh, Reubhen get out of the knife queue I'm more likely to actually stab him than you after the very thing you decided to save elaine over. Also, jeez you white knight just dig up, dumbass he is being here. 1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said: I mean, they made sure he lived. Sometimes you think about the classics. Other times you think about how monocles are not used often enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Spoiler 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: 24 years and 1 month after the release of Super Mario 64, beta stuff from the game was leaked. Among the files, a beta model and voice lines for Luigi were found. Turns out L really was real in 2401. Yeah this was very cool, however that phrase at the end is mostly made-up. Like really, I think people are just using pareidolia to imagine the tombstone says that when it's just some random texture. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I know it has nothing to do with anything we do here, but I just wanted to say that. One of the biggest mysteries of my childhood, resolved. All those years I spent rummaging through the internet, looking for cheat codes, following fake youtube tutorials, using mods that didn't even work half the time... I now have gotten closure on all of that. Who would've thought... Seeing these types of stories always amuses me. I understand believing these rumors at first, but then trying them for 8 hours straight, at one point you gotta realize it's all bull no? I guess I wouldn't know since I never looked up these kinds of cheats, otherwise I would have done the same thing... maybe. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Nope. For years, this is the first time Serenes has ever let me edit an update post. It appears that when you put images and such in your posts, it screws things over in some way, and the site reacts by locking the post. Strange, in my LP I remember being able to edit my updates. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: You need an account? I just downloaded the program and that's it. Unless you mean FEuniverse. I do have an account there, but I mostly just use it to give feedback to hack creators whose games I play. Now this is a true Erzheimer momento. I meant FEUniverse account. Though it wasn't a typo so much as just the wrong word. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...You're the one who made Different Dimensions: Ostian Princess? No I'm editing the most dull vanila FEGBA experience there is and it's a small scale project. However if I'm sure what Ostian Princess is, then you're very close. I also haven't made anything, though I have released it for a few people on discord has a very early beta, it is not publicly available elsewhere. And like I said I intend to release it once I finish it. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: No significa lo mismo en Mejicano? Aquí en España se usa para cualquier cosa. (Mejicano = Erzheimer momento si ya se que lo dices jugando porque yo digo Espania no me expliques el chiste ... adentroantes de que Ruben diga que no lo puedo mandar y me explique el chiste ) Lo que pasa es que no utilizamos cojon aqui en Mexico, es mas, estaba buscando palabras "estereotipicas" usadas en Espania que no en Latinoamerica/Mexico. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: The navigation kinda sucks, yeah. Funnily enough, I find an old-fashioned forum like this easier to explore. If the FE subreddit was a forum like Serenes, there'd be a section for all the fanart, so you could at least find the discussion posts that appear once in a blue moon, instead of them getting buried under the dozens of drawings of Dorothea in a swimsuit. This Forum is super clean too with good colors to distinct itself. It is very easy to navigate here. Meanwhile FEU is like I enter and it's just a list of many threads there it's... a bit confusing for me at first glance. Also Dorothea in a swimsuit... yeah they do be like that, mega horny. 6 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And then there's the guys who just... type what's said in the video and then go "xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and that's the comment. For as much shit as everyone gives them, at least there's only one of those "first" comments in each video. The horrible memes and the video transcripts are everywhere, everywhere! Well I am fond of the xDDD thing. I say it often with my irl friends and they too maybe it's just we are weird but I find "Equisde" to be so much better and easier to say than "exdi" (written as it would be pronounced in spanish). Anyways, sometimes I see two different "first" comments, but this reminds me of the "49 views but 100 likes? hurr herr youtub drunk???!?!" like shut up 9 yr old you aren't funny... though I don't like to lash out at people or small businesses that use memes wrongly because it's probably their first time saying it or are very ignorant and innocent, I wouldn't like to yell at someone who behind the screen is like 8. Agreed on last point. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Who's Pickle Rick? ...... Okay, so I just googled it, and... I can't say I get it. It's from the Rick & Morty show, a lot of people like to say the meme (I realize while typing this that I'm explaining the joke but whatever) of "and then he turns himself into a pickle! funniest shit I've ever seen" this meme was so forced and I don't know how people eventually thought it was funny. I'm glad this meme is dead. Fucking Reddit should stop normiesizing the memes. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Then why hide it? You cannot deceive me! There is nothing innocent underneath that black ink splatter! You aren't wrong I do have some not innocent things. Well only 4chan and Gamefaqs. Other than that it's social media or FEA and a bookmark for FE6 routesplits taken from WOD. I also don't frequently use 4chan, only sometimes to ask questions in the /his/(tory) or /sci/(ence) boards. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: No, I can't. I'm kinda blind. -5 diopters last I checked, to be precise. Without glasses everything further than 10 centimeters from my nose is a blur. It's really not like in the movies, though. I don't become an invalid as soon as I drop my glasses. I can still see the shapes, just nothing too specific. Hey no worries I understand too as I suffer pretty much the same thing. And I hate movies and their cliches, two of them is the classical school setting where everybody but one guy likes math... I despise how society has come to shaft math just because nobody is willing to pay attention in school, if they did they would see it's the most fun class of all! And the 2nd cliche is when someone explains something complicated but instead of the person replying "Huh cool!" or "Interesting, that sounds super cool" instead they say the most comedic shit ever (not) "Huh... English please?" It just bothers me... 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And what an existence. Best mage in the game by far. Yeah it's definitely cool how he can reclass into a dancer and with his hips use the dance command. Really cool 😄 Quote That's still a pretty memey face, wouldn't you say? It fits you. Perhaps, that smile shows my cringe memer status. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...no, not that The Last Promise - this The Last Promise. I found it one day while googling, well, the other The Last Promise, and... I am fairly certain absolutely nobody has ever played this game. Damn that's sad... also agreed on the TWD thing. Though I never cared about it from the start. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Neither am I. Or can you prove otherwise? *sigh* I already did and I don't care enough to do it again. Here I will "Erhzeimer". Laugh. (ok but to be fair I have also beaten jokes into the ground, like the inb4 thing oh that reminds me inb4 Ruben says I can't boss him and doesn't laugh. Just a saddened frown of dissapointment towards me... Ruben you're gonna make me cry if you look at me so angrily. Quote Maybe I'll have to try J&P one day. It's never really caught my attention, but perhaps it's better than it appears at first glance. It's decently fun in some maps, not so much for others. It's ok and decently fun but not one of the best. The writing is ehh and it sucks a bit but the newer patch fixed a bit of it iirc. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: A most riveting interaction, this you made up. Truly wish we'd actually had it. I am dissapointed you did not personally modify each and every one of them as you do. My dissapointment is immeasurable but my day is yet not ruined if this update is fun (and they usually are) Anyways, EUGEN EUGEN! 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And why does that matter? Can beautiful women not also be strong warriors? You know, I find it rather hilarious that "no patience for young girls" Ward is the one arguing in favor of a, well, young girl, against a man who is even more of a condescending asshole than himself or Reese. For all his screaming at Czene and Rosalie, turns out that Ward is a lot kinder and more thoughtful than Clifford. Which is... honestly rather sad, considering his own relationship with his late daughter. Maybe he just doesn't want to let this family end up like his own... Oh, God, that's depressing... Again it seems like this conversation works better because of his daughter's death... though I would also imagine it is the logical next step for a human to think about when they debate this point. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Indeed. Thank you for taking the time to come see me in person. I have another favor to ask of you. Isn't this the guy in the pfp of that youtube channel Aggro Incarnate with Berwick music? 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: First, I go to Paliztschtzhthsczhth Erzheimer momento 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: And then Ruby takes our spare Sinon Stallion. Ruby is Enoch's father??????????Maybe why Clifford is also depressed is because his son is a drag queen? Haha sorry that's a bad joke 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: uh ok. 7 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Awww I feel bad for him now... Also the villain is Pretzel? Huh I guess me saying they are delicious didn't come off right. Does he have good hips too? 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The Roger The Paladin Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Spoiler 15 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: It was great overall. Keep 'em coming. I'm still waiting for that Volcens song. But... No, leave that one in the oven for a couple more chapters. Then you'll have plenty of material for it. You mean the last one I did before I stopped before I got distracted with my own LP? (I went back and found it). Though rate he's going he'll earn another. On 5/5/2020 at 10:15 PM, The Roger The Paladin said: Just like this. (A song about Volcens to the tune of "K.Rool's Finest Hour" from that silly Donkey Kong animated series. You know, the one that gets memed all the time) Hide contents It's great to be a king. I seem to have a knack. For giving people shit for having qualities I lack. I'll take away your titles, Give you time limits without reason, If you don't like you'll be done for treason. Now that I'm in control, I can be a real asshole. No logic you provide can stop me now. Do just as I say, Don't want to hear you groan. Giving Roswick crap, while I sit upon his throne. I'll send you on risky missions. Reinforcements? Not a chance. I don't give a damn if you die upon a lance. While my decisions take their toll, I can be a real asshole. My behaviour like a bratty child. Before I send you to your demise, Bow to me, avert your eyes, It's my cause in life to drive you wild. 15 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Oh there definitely are exceptions (Seteth and Flayn being the most obvious ones), but well... They should be the norm. I mean, the lord paralogues have no reason to only be paralogues. Why in the world does Dimitri ignore Ariadrhod if you don't do his paralogue? My complaint would have been the Claude one... which quite honestly has very little to even do with him. As others have pointed out elsewhere... it has more to do with Seteth and Flayn than Claude. 15 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Who's Pickle Rick? ...... Okay, so I just googled it, and... I can't say I get it. The joke is Rick & Morty fans like to circlejerk on reddit about the fact you have to be an intellectual to get the show (resulting in the copypasta)... but Rick arbitrarily turning himself into a pickle was literally "raises spork XD so randum" tier as a joke yet for some reason the same people who circle-jerked about it being a show for intellectuals rather than slapstick comedy thought it was the second coming of Christ. Mind, this isn't a rant about EVERYONE who watches the show, or everyone on reddit. Just a... very vocal cross-section of both. Mind you, this wasn't a minute long joke that got turned into a meme. Pickle Rick was a full episode. Or perhaps, this is just my interpretation of what the joke is, and maybe there's really a super-clever hidden meaning that only a true genius would understand to someone turning themself into a cucumber that has fermented in vinegar for a set period of time. 15 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Jikes... Pretzel, as always, is a danger to everyone around him. I mean, we did this exchange before. I don't remember when. But I mean, any chance to blame Pretzel for anything. 15 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: All fair points. Also, I wish I had an albatross around my neck, then I could give it to Erzheimer instead of going to Kramer's paralogue and savescumming a capture. Oddly symbolic that idea, given the terminology references the Rime of The Ancient Mariner. The albatross was a bird of good omen he killed while out at sea, placing a curse on his vessel. The albatross was hung around his neck as a result of the curse, and said curse resulted in his entire crew dying. 15 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: He clearly held a grudge. You know, because the forum didn't like that he talked about how he wanted to murder jews. The tyrants. I can imagine the argument went something like this:VICETOLUCT: "The moderators at serenes forests are left-wing SJW cucks and tyrants. They banned me for wanting to kill jews. Even the worst tyrants of history wouldn't stop someone from killing jews. Did you see Hitler stop anyone from killing jews? No. Serenes Forest is worse than Hitler"Other guy: "There's so many things wrong with that argument I don't even know where to start". Seriously, tell me it's not the argument he would have used. I mean, when you look at any of his posts, he used insane troll logic quite extensively, and loved calling everyone left-wing SJW cucks. I mean, he called me one once for reasons I don't even remember but am certain made no more sense than anything else he posted, and that's how he got on my radar to begin with. 16 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: I'm pretty sure it was already brought up before. He didn't have a very close relationship with his family because he was too busy as the General of Sinon. After he didn't go visit his wife on her deathbed, Christine stopped considering him her father. So, the old "he was too dedicated to his work and paid for it" bit. 16 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Of course not. Fliers don't take extra damage from bows in Berwick. They just happen to be the one of the only kinds of weapons that can hit them. I mean, that was the joke. Though the dodge might have made it more ambiguous. 16 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Humans were never known for their intelligence. Humans. The one species that can thrive in every clime on the planet from the most frigid wastes to the barren desert. That can reshape an entire world to their favor and even defy gravity to reach the moon. But still dumb enough to mismanage resources to the point they are no longer available due to overuse. Or trust people to be honest in a pandemic resulting in a second wave. 16 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Probably not, but I'm happy nonetheless. Mind, the Barst quad-crit was less useful, seeing as every one of the crits save the first was on someone he'd have finished without it anyway. So it's just funny. Why is it the extremely low percent things that proc are always more hilarious than useful? 20 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Ahahahahahahahahah... Got a good chuckle outta this one. And no. I don't think so. I didn't even S-rank Leonie or Catherine in Three Houses out of principle. I hate that mechanic, it can go die in a ditch. I'm okay with shipping characters, but marrying a player avatar to a character just feels... I don't know, pointless? I mean, given that in Awakening and Fates characters other than avatar could get an S-rank.. why do you assume I wasn't using it in slightly different than literal manner? Besides the fact the literal means the most from a logical perspective. 20 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: What do you mean? Well, if he had reinforcements, he obviously had men who were slacking off. Possibly taking that nap to avoid being sleep deprived. Like him. 20 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Pfffft... Dr. Weird sure is weird. I mean, I assume it's not his birth-name. That said, he is right. I have no idea what he could have accomplished pumping himself full of BBQ sauce. Is it ironic/hypocritical that I find Dr. Weird hilarious despite the fact the segment is nothing but constant non-sequiturs when I just blasted Pickle Rick for being slapstick? Maybe. Do I care? No. If anything I find it the irony hilarious. 20 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Just follow my flourishingAnd soften him up Be careful not to finish him off!Guy is brought down to 1 HP, still merely injured No, don't do that! ...By the way, I just noticed the official We Are Number One video has almost 80 million views. I am proud of the internet, for once. I've been thinking about doing a version relating to a certain character when he inevitably returns for a while now. No, not Volcens either. He barely goes away. Incidentally, why am I reading the "guy is brought down to 1hp" with the Windows error message sound in my head? That's not even part of the song. 20 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Her armor shines red with the blood of her enemies. I mean, if it were a different colour, she'd be Sapphire (no really, rubies are just red sapphires). 21 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: ...... Hmph... expected. Today, Lord Reese will be inducting Ruby into the Knights of Sinon. General Ward destroys Clifford with Facts and Logic. 21 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Arthur, these guards have no authority to banish one of the knights of Sinon, nor the family of one. We're not mincing words this time, are we? Straight to the recruitment talk. Fine by me. It's better than what Reese usually does. This is Reese taking the reigns hard. I'm surprised Volcens doesn't bother to remember to screw this up later. 21 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Lord Reese, I think you should be a bit more careful... The locals here say the Liga Desert is full of thieves and wyverns... See? Wyverns?! Yes, it seems there's a small population native to there... Desert of death 2.0. Getting flashbacks to New Mystery. ABORT. ABORT. 21 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Mjöllnir. This axe is beautiful. 18 mixed might, great hit for an axe, low level requirement? What's not to love? Well... The C durability could be better, but still. This is a most wonderful axe. why is my brother's hammer an axe now? wtf? Didn't they test this name before they released it? 21 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said: Classic Morgan. Still the most generic villain in FE/Kagasaga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golb89 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 [Addendum] Spoiler *Insert Saphira's introducion here* *Insert Barselphony here* On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Part 47 - Danged Adel does things and then we win. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: What is a man?: Spoiler On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Fun fact: I only discovered it was a girl after I quit college. My mother saw one image of the people in my student housing on the internet and she was like "Ruben... that's a girl." (Incidentally, that's the 3rd in the chain of posts and reposts that got me banned from that place) On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Meteorite...? Why not fuckin' Pebble, then? On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: 1- I'd like to see a conversation between her and Reese. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: 3- Cats are adorable. Not Martel though. She's a menace to the entire city. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: 4- I may've found my favorite character. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Breeze!? Well, I do dig the coat, at least... Shining Wendy... Give me the bat... Give me the bat... Elementary, my dear... Wait, May? She actually has a sensible name? Wow, I cannot believe it! You've already seen all of them though, and already commented on them at least once. (Also, don't you mean "Cuora... Give me the bat..." instead?) On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: That's... different. That's WESNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH! (Incidentally, Rapphlesia and Tinytiger were doing a co-op LP of that: RIP them both i guess) On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: What's with the caster's pose? He looks ridiculously fabulous! On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: "Ruben... that's a girl." On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: By running with an oversized tire tied to her waist? Among other things... On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Can I borrow Derricks to kill Martel instead? Nope, but: (Which heavily clashes with this, but eh...) (Also, he actually got to make a return in the current event... as a generic miniboss with no story or dialogue or anything else beside a freakton of stats) On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: 10/10 balance. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Wow. Hah! That sounds like one hell of an update. I think i already said this, maybe multiple times even, but GFL is a great game held down by idiotic developers. It's not even a matter of greed or anything, as they gain absolutely nothing from any of that: at this point the only sensible explanation is that they are trying to sink their own game so they can shut it down and concentrate on the pletora of new games they have recently announced (kinda like Gamevil did with "Knights Slinger" and the game that replaced it) (Also, i'd like to mention i didn't have a single technical issue with the game since i changed emulator: that obviously didn't fix the awful balance and other issues though) On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: And then they (aggressively) kissed and got super pregnant. The end. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Hah! Funny gif. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...But... all those links are dead! They all work fine for me, but then again Reddit has been acting up in the past couple days so maybe that's the reason. Also: On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...Wait, why the hell wouldn't they release their updates worldwide? Are they stupid? That's what everyone in non-CN AK has been wondering: they are rushing events and banners at mad pace to make the new servers catch up with CN, but none of the QoLs that CN got from a while ago have been ported over, including certain operators' rebalances... On the other hand GFL has been doing a great job at making their new servers catch up to the old ones ar a reasonable pace, and updates have been ported almost instantly after the old servers basically beta-tested them... which unfortunately means we also got the shitty new client (which is visually a downgrade of the old one, and also makes the GFL's UID and other things look like a pitiful copy of AK's) very soon too. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Mmmmm, curry rolls... On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Oh, god, the design...! Gaahhh! Put on a real jacket, woman! They are in a tropical paradise in summer: if anything it's Ceylon that should take off hers. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...Okay, this one's half decent actually. That shield looks so out of place. Also, you might have already noticed but there is a new meme around now: (There was a MUCH better version of this exact same post, but i can't find it anymore: most likely got removed by the stupid mods for being a duplicate) On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ah! Italian! On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...Why is her hair covered in piss, though? It's not piss though... On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Yes, it is raining in the scene. Not here, though. Here we just have scorching heat. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Why would I hide? ? On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ouch. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...Well, I can say gabagool. Which is NOT an italian word... On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: A miserable pile of secrets!: Spoiler On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: I'm going to make a diversion. When they're distracted, I want you all to make a break for it. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ah! Hamilton! Why, yes, this is yet another Imperial troop in the middle of what I can only assume is Verian territory. Not only that, they've got a fully fledged base in here. How? On 7/25/2020 at 4:49 AM, Golb89 said: Quote "Wait, it's all Belgrade?" "Always has been" On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Commander, what do you want us to do about the bandits? Pay them no mind. So long as they don't bar our path, we won't have to deal with them. I'd also like to mention that in GFL all enemy factions are hostile towards each other as well as the player, which works perfectly fine with the context... until Isomer, where you are forced to kill or avoid Belgrade's forces (which are labeled as KCCO aka neo-KGB for some reason) even though it's explicitely stated in the cutscenes that you are working alongside them AND that they won't be targeting you: which is idiotic, because they could have easily made them into friendly NPCs (like they did with the KCCO forces in Chapter 10, before their betrayal) or at the very least design the maps so you couldn't access them and viceversa (like they also did in Chapter 10 when the KCCO was still on your side) and failing all that they could have adjusted the story to explain why the f@ck you need to battle your way through your allies as well (like they did in CT when you briefly coperated with SF against the KCCO), but no! And that's not even the biggest plothole of the event... On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Wow. Hah! That sounds like one hell of an update. Yeah: as i said, the game wasn't perfect but now it's almost as if they are ruining it on purpose! On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Very well, let us begin. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Ruby will move to this house. It gives her 2% more avoid than the open plains. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: ...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: The Sinon Knights are upon you fools! It's game over for y'all! On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: That ain't great, but I want that thief to die already. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Excellent. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: The last porter leaves, allowing Thaddy to hide. Handy. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: You know what? I'm not even going to question it. The enemies are all in love with Adel. They're also all masochists. On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Like hell that's gonna work. I bring down guys to 1 and it never works-- ...... On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: I guess it's only appropriate to let Ruby have the capture. Not so tough now, are ya? Yeah... Give me the loot, and it's off to the dungeon with you! On 7/26/2020 at 11:09 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Well, shit. We can call that a thorough success! That couldn't possibly have gone any better. Next part tomorrow or during the week-end: hopefully you won't spawn another update before that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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