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51 minutes ago, The Roger The Paladin said:

Dammit. I never even thought of that. Probably because I never had a beserked sniper.

yeah, its a rare situation when you have a berserked unit and no restore staff, but blue units will always be able to walk through blue units, no matter what status they have.

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My dude saga, chapter AAAAAAGHGHGHHGHHG: This map should be arrested for crimes against humanity.

I live!

 

 

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Kaga'd you! The update is on the top this time!

Now, where was I? Oh, right.

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THIS IS YOUR TIME, ELIGOOD! YOU CAN DO IT! YOOOUUU CAAANNNN DOOOOO IIIITTT!!!!! This whole journey... All your vengeance...All of your suffering...It was for this! ELIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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YES! YESYSYEYEYSYESYEYEYSYYESYEYSYEYSES!!

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YES! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU THAT ELIGOOD COULD DO IT! DESPITE ALL THE DOUBTERS, THE NAYSAYERS, THE TRIALS HE'S HAD TO OVERCOME, HE-

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SHUT IT MERLINUS! THIS IS ELIGOOD'S MOMENT!

-HE DID IT! HE PULLED US THROUGH! WE ALONE EMERGED VICT-

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...

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...

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What is the meaning of life?

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Why are we here?

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To what end did St. Elimine create us?

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What is the meaning of defying death when it will come for us all eventually?

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Why do we struggle against the relentless current of time?

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Why do we hope?

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Why do we dream?

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Why?

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?

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And yet we still fight the pointless fight.

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Before the tides of time, we will all fall.

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And yet we all struggle.

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Farina, you're not allowed to leave, I paid you 20, 000 dollars to struggle for us in this pointless fight.

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Canas, much like myself, has accepted that death is all that awaits us.

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His monocle apparently hasn't, so Canas remains invincible.

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Ninian has casual mode on, so she has nothing to fear.

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Farina seems to want to earn that 20k I gave her. Meh.

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We can warp next turn. Yet it will only accelerate us towards our impending doom...

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Just a man and his Wil to survive. Admirable. Foolish.

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The reaper's scythe looms ever closer...

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And closer yet.

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The inevitable is delayed. Yet for how long, is the question.

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Sadly, things have come to this; Panto must cast aside his peace-loving staff to use a tome the same way we must all cast aside life.

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Death.

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He is not Wil ling to give up yet. The tomfoolery of this all continues...

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Florina awakens from her slumber; yet the eternal slumber of death is all that awaits.

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But maybe, our purpose is to keep the scythe of death away from those we care about.

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Maybe the idiocy of struggling the impossible fight has a meaning.

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Maybe hope is only gone once we think it's gone.

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Maybe there is joy to be gathered from surviving harrowing encounters with frightening foes.

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Maybe the next dawn is the reason to see this one's through.

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Another tool for my box. Maybe a tool worthy of saving a life in this futile fight.

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Another obstacle we've overcome along this journey, maybe not all for nothing.

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I wishop that there were no more bishops.

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Farina wants us all to stop sleeping on her ability. As well as stop Berserking on her ability.

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Canas awakens, and a glimmer of hope appears from the bottom of this vast ocean of the dark pain that is existence.

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Lots of this.

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And this.

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Bleh.

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Pah. Why must you struggle too?

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Pain brings out the best in some people. Such strength...! Florina truly is wonderful.

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Hmph.Maybe...Maybe I can believe again.

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Farina supports the capitalist movement in Elibe. Is this a good thing?

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We continue to resist.

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And now...Now is the time to strike. If I must fail to try to save everyone... So be it.

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The status staves have to go.

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And so they went. We can do this. We can!

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M I S S !

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Here they come again, those little Bernese wyverns

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N-no! My plot has been foiled by the iron rune! Florina! No!

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The monocle! Please! Save her!

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Things should still be okay. But if luck goes against me...

No. That is unimaginable, which is why I am not imagining it.

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By the way, to those of you who think I should check enemy inventories more often, No

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Top-tier unit.

Anyways, if I am to play my part in this struggle, it is imperative that Vaida gets to the front; Florina and Canas will need help, and without them, we are well and truly lost. But if we have them presently, so we can do it!

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Good job.

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Hope is not yet gone. We will make it through! I will make everyone get through this!

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Keep doing your part, Wil! Yes!

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H O P E  I S  N O T  Y E T  G O N E

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HOLY ELIMINE ALMIGHTY NO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN

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It's okay, it's okay! It's all planned out! As Clod says in Three Residences: "Strategy in motion!"

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See? Canas is fine! We are fine! We have the hope! We have the dreams! WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON OUR SIDE! NOTHING CAN STOP US! HWAAAAAAAAAA!

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GET 'EM! FULL STEAM AHEAD! GO GO GO GOOO! WE WILL WIN! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

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Excellent!

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Canas must escape! Florina can deal with the other guys, but not the sliver bow. C'mon! Crit! CRIT! JUST LIKE ELIGOOD! BE LIKE ELIGOOD!

...EXCEPT FOR THE DEATH PART DON'T DO THAT

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YES! A sound strategy and a sound victortree.

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Shall we try it again?

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Pfft! No. What, do you think that I'm stupid? Hah! I'm not daft enough to bank on a crit to survive twice in an update!

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Uh, Thrice! I'm allowed two per update! LP RULE!

 

Also, thank you to the forts. You allowed Canas to make a safe escape.

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Farina can finally remove this menace!

Enemy phase...Cross your fingers!

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STRATEGEE IN MOSHUN

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Defence! Oh yes!

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Merlinus is top-tier dodgetank. Best edgy swordlord in the series.

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STRATAGEM IN KINETIC ENERGY

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One cannot silence Pent!

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Farina, you'll have to do better than this or you'll be on the recieving end of a 20k warhammer! I would use a 40k warhammer BUT I SPENT THE OTHER 20K ON YOU

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Nino is ORKO'ing less convincingly than Wil. Wil>Nino.

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*Cough*

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Wil can chip down wyverns better than Nino so you can feed kills to other units. Wil>Nino.

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Hector chips down less than Wil. Wil>Hector.

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Yes! There isn't anything left on the map that can harm Canas!

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The monocle fells everything!

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I love this. Florina but with 22 defense and slow. And also is a worse character.

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Oh, for goodness' sake! Really?!

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No! No no no no! I...I really goofed up here, didn't I?

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Well. This is a big problem.

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Brave sword for a brave hero!

...Who is murdering an unarmed woman. But don't worry about it.

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Misseth not!

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Farina>Vaida. 20k price tag and all.

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Merlinus>Marcus.

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WHY?! You can't-

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Phew. Okay. It's okay.

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Much better.

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MUCH better.

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Merlinus MVP!

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Alright, alright.

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Vaida! C'mooooonnn! You've gotta dodge something or the purge guy will-

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SHE GETS DOUBLED

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WOW REALLY HUH I COULDN'T TELL AT ALL

Also, who did I tell that I'd probably kill Vaida the moment I recruited her?! I WAS RIGHT!!! I CALLED IT SEVERAL CHAPTERS IN ADVANCE!!!!!!!!

...I don't think that this is a good thing.

Well.

That sucks, but, well, it could have been worse. She'd be a great addition to the team, but not a necessary one.

That's my excuse.

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#Blamezephiel

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Ughhh...Well, despite the loss of our new ally and more importantly, the spear, victory is in sight! The losses we've overcome mean nothing if we don't persist! FOR SHIIIINNN-I MEAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHH!

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A surge of activity on player phase!

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Begone!

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Not our assassassassin!

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And we're all good.

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The next few turns are just us dealing with this obscene amount of wyverns. Nothing of note happened.

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While that's happening, I start to deal with Lloyd. He's really scary. 82-ish avoid, 1-2 range and high crit rates in melee. Technically, I can make him move by having Nino talk to him, but that would result in death. Instead, I will pull a H5 Shadow Dragon maneuver and break his weapon!

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Yeah, this'll do it.

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Great, he's recruited!

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Okay, guess not...

Anyways, that's basically all that's going until...

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I hecking trigger more reinforcements by accident.

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And after only a bajillion turns, we finished off the wyverns!

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Harken heroically charges at the valkyries! Misses all around. He gets more skilled to remedy this!

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Pent replaces Canas in breaking weapons so that Canas can hopefully stop heartbreak.

And fortunately, nothing else happens; just hand axes and Canases.

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NINOOOOOOOOO

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Well, let's finish up o'er here.

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WHAT IS THIS?! WHY?! WHYYYYHWYWHWYHWYHWYHW PANTO STOP IT

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Excitingling gameplay!

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Pent's level looks like an Est and Canas' level looks like what Pent's level should have been...

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This was at least fifteen turns of dealing with these danged Valkyries. One just left and went for Eligood and .co.

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Okay. I guess.

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M makes a cameo!

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OH MY GOD MORE VALKYRIES. SERIOUSLY WHY.

This may well be the worst map I've ever seen...

  • Rout
  • Status staves
  • Astoundingly annoying boss
  • Main lord gets ORKO'd by most enemies
  • Luna druids with 29 magic
  • Tons of reinforcements.

I can't wait until I get past this...Even Lyn mode would be fun compared to this!

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KRKHRGHJASHAJSHHHHZHHXXHCBVCNX

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PLS STOP

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Whew. Thanks, Harken.

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...

R-really?

REALLY?!

This calls for another

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WHY?! WHY DO PENT AND HARKEN, TWO UNITS WITH SOME OF THE BEST BASES IN THE GAME WHO ARRIVE ENDGAME READY, HAVE LEVELS LIKE THAT WHEN NINO, THE EST, GETS THIS?!

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Three eternities later, the reinforcements stop and maybe we can escape this place?

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Please.

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PLEASE

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Ohmygodthere'smoreofthemohnonononononononononono

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Yes!

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YES!

That was way too close...Why does this map exist, again?

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Even Wil has decided to git gud.

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Annnnnnnnndddd with that, we are done with all the valkyries!

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So, how many turns did reinforcements arrive for? Well, Linus attacked twice every turn that reinforcements arrived, sooo...Eight turns. Eight turns of valkyires.

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Some time later, kaboom.

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Hopefully this forces him to go to attack AI and he leaves the throne? 'Cause dealing with an 80 avoid boss who can't be crit is not something I want to do.

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Yeah, you tell 'em! Tell him that we didn't even kill his brother!

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How rude!

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Nino's facial expression sums up how I feel right now.

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Camuses gotta Camus, I guess. He's certainly not the worst Camus in the series, and I'll admit that I have a soft spot for them.

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Oh joy. He didn't leave. This will take a long while.

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Get comfortable, folks. We'll be on air all week.

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A shame about the lack of WTA, but it's not a huge problem.

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Hey, this is going pretty well!

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Good luck with killing Eligood with no weapons.

...But don't try. I don't want to touch this map ever again, and a reset would force me to!

A few more turns, and...

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WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! I'm finally done with this awful, awful level. Can't wait to see how many turns it was at the end of the run.

That sucked. A lot.

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Great. Y'know, with all the Lunas around, this migh actually help.

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Nino has sad dialogue that I actually really like. Jaffar says this during Nino's good dialogue:

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I sorta wish he'd actually said something here, but oh well, what can you do.

Even though I dislike this game, it still, in my opinion, tries to integrate characters into the main plot more than any other FE, barring Shadows of Valentia. Granted, they only do it once in the game, but they actually comitted to it, which is kinda cool.

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Around 30 lines of dialogue that amount to "Now you can promote Hector! But after about 20 minutes of text."

Also, Eligood in all his glory.

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Yay.

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We have a very interesting conversation about nothing at all!

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Okay, great! Let's get a bad weap-

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I knew I should have become an LTC master!

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Time for a cheesy sibling bond scene! Something like "Nils...I love you above all else. Live a long and happy life..." or-

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OF COURSE. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT NILS HERE!

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I think I missed some screenshots here, but I think we all know already.

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Oh great.

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Hecotr promote!

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Now he may still be slower than everyone else and is a worse version of General, but at least he doesn't get ORKO'd anymore and can level up again!

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There is no point to this screenshot but the top looks like it says "Great Lard" so I'm putting it here anyways.

...

And I didn't get any better screenshots either! I think he got +3 to speed and +1 to basically everything else, though.

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Woah woah woah, we organizing a marriage here?

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*Discussion where Oswin hides the fact that Uther is dead*

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Hello there, Eliswin.

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RIP Oswin, he really got the short end of the stick here.

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WE'RE DONE! WE DID IT! WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF HERE!

I made about eight save states right here so that I never have to do this again. Thank St. Elimine, we're saved! That was 3, 000+ screenshots of resets right there, finally done. In comparison, the second longest chapter in terms of screenshots was Battle Before Dawn...

At ~900. It wasn't even close.

 

 

Alll right! We get to move onwards to THE THUNDUR ACHS, Armads! Hope you enjoyed the update, have a great week and that I won't take two months for the next one! Toodles!

DEATH COUNT: Matthew

                                         Rebecca*

                                         Lowen

                                         Guy

                                         Serra

                                         Bartre

                                         Dorcas

                                         Marcus

                                          Erk

                                          Priscilla~

                                          Wil x 3

                                          Lucius

                                          My honor

                                          Kent

                                          Legault%

                                          Raven*

                                          Helen

                                          Isadora

                                          Sain

                                          Oswin

                                          Heath

                                          Canas

                                          Rath

                                          Dart

                                          Vaida

Defeated as enemy

*Retreated

~Captured

% Unrecruitable

???

Discharged/killed pre-reset.

Dishonorably spared

RESET COUNT: 

TOO MANY TO COUNT

Merlinus deaths as merchant: 8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IGJed5l.pngWe are here.

MpjqgVW.pngThe dread isle, Valor...I've heard so much about it.

XNnn2WP.pngAs have I! As I should. Why, I was born and raised here!

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XNnn2WP.pngYes. Hopefully my knowledge will be an asset on this island.

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XNnn2WP.pngGood. I will do my utmost not to disappoint you.

 

 

 

LZZ9C4m.png... We're back. This island is where Helen died.

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LZZ9C4m.pngI don't care how many of you there are! I don't care what you're armed with! Nergal!!! Today is the day we set foot on this island. Today is the day your death begins!

 

 

 

 

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Vw9ibI9.pngHeheheheheheheh...

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Vw9ibI9.pngYep! They'll never see it coming...They'll never even know!

zcN79QK.pngExcellent... Nothing can stop our ambitions any more. It's a true shame that Uncle Lawrence and the rest of our "crew" are obstacles to be removed, but it is how it is.

zcN79QK.pngVw9ibI9.pngMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

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On 10/4/2020 at 7:59 AM, Hello72207 said:
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Darros has always been in this, you just haven't noticed.

Is this LP for Sail, then?

...Or is it because this is a pirated version of FE7?

I don't like him because of his lower speed compared to some characters. I know it's fine because Blazing blade, but still.

I guess so. I feel like he's a little underrated, though. He's not that bad; he's simply worse than a lot of the best units.

Wrong one, this guy doesn't have a horse.

Dang. That lack of a crit rate would have been nice.

They are not all morphs. The majority of the ones you are fighting here are the real black fang, the human ones.

The more you know!

Because it's not just morphs that don't have luck. Every generic in Blazing blade has 0 luck, regardless of who they are.

Except for Maxime!

It's a rout map....

As I realized far too late.

Not at all. Pent's growths are, compared to erk's:

-15% hp, -10% mag, -20% skl, -10% spd, +10% lck, +10% def, and -5% res.

That's not that big of a difference when you look at Pent's bases.

FE7 is a well-designed game.

Florina Bad?

Florina is bad at being bad!

single RN status staves for the win!

REEEEEEE

Karel has higher Res then Harken. so yes!

REEEEEEEEEEE

She died on this map for me too. Just in a less stupid way.

Hah! LAWLS

That's bad. It lets more enemies attack him, decreasing odds of survival.

And decreasing turn count! Because this has been an LTC from the very start!

Merlinus has much more speed.

Merlinus 2 stronk pls nerf.

More proof that FE7 had no thought put into it.

Well, maybe a remake could fix Nergal and stuff at least...

Let's see, with a 20/6 eliwood, your is...
-1 hp, average str, average skill, +4 speed, -2 luck, -1 defense, and average res. So pretty much average except for speed.

Eligood's not bad!

In the words of yourself: I present your rule number 3.

Laws are arbitrary anyways!

Not as impressive as playing RR FE6 and having enemies still be a threat to a swordmaster with Capped everything.

Negative promotion also hurts.

10 base hit actually.

Top 10 best weapons.

My answer:

Hook, line and sinker. I've been gotten.

 

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Not sure how you are goin to make good use of the warp staff on this map, but it is nice to have for getting the last gaiden.

Thought that it was a sieze mission...

Also that move setoff one of the reinforcement zones....

My favorite!

...Oof. Yeah Hector is in desperate need of the promotion he gets next chapter...

I 💖 lords who don't promote until 90% of the game is done and get ORKO'd!

Double ouch, as he not only berserked his way into a Valkyrie assisted suicide, but also activate another reinforcement zone in that charge.

MY FAVORITE!

Yeah I saw that death coming...

This chapter is very predictable in terms of how much suffering will be caused.

Ouch

The one word to describe existing in this chapter.

That is a nice perk of having a bow user, as a Valkyrie counter is no joke.

A shame that Wil kind of is.

...

Yeah...

No, not Nino... oh this is so tragic.

Hey, at least she Death Knights it...

Now that is impressive. Canas being able to trivialize Valkrie is amazing... with him helping out I think you standa a chance on this monster map.

How does one beat this map without a +8 res blessed Canas?

...Probably paladins.

You must have activated the third reinforcement zone as well if that many are coming in every turn...

How many are there?!

This is going to be a massacre

So many attempts on this were...

That is better than him massacring your troops, and who knows, he might be good enough to live through the berserk timer.

He almost was good enough! That was so inspiring to see him rout half of the map while 'Zerked.

oof... those Valkyrie are so brutal...

T H E Y  S U C K

This sorta thing is the reason Harken is called such a good unit...

I can see that now. Glad I had him.

Those Luna druids are so brutally vicious

T H E Y  S U C K

HOLY COW, he was so close to dying, but he is still going. You should probably just have him pull back and let Canas choke thr point to deal with the Valky-

That would require forethought.

...RIP Harken.

Such a good unit...

There is the final, and non-optional reinforcement zone triggering Vaida's arrival

Hooray. Vaida could have been coming in clutch...

No kidding, Canas is proving his worth in spades this map...

He probably saw a hundred battles in this map alone. I wonder who will have seen the most rounds of combat. Canas, Oswin or Florina.

Valkyrie are so brutal...

T H E Y  S U C K

RIP run, there is no way Eliwood is going to survive being berserked

Funnily enough, I love Ch. 21 of FE6 even though it's quite similar. I think the fact that this one's rout and has status staves/siege tomes everywhere.

I pity that spear, as she is going to break that awesome weapon before these sad excuses of Wyverns are done with.

I should have had her go to get a Javelin from Merlinus.

Yeah I kinda saw that one coming

Yep.

It kinda is the only way to deal with this map...

Lovely.

Canas is MVP of this map...

The monocle of power will save us all!

...Is this another lost run?

THE SUSPENSE!

...Yikes. Is she going to survive enemy phase?

THE UNCERTAINTY!

...I guess Farina is an easier loss than Florina would be, but that is still another brutal loss. RIP the triangle attack as well.

THE DEATH!

And yep, it sucked. Still, I didn't see Fiora really earning a deployment slot often.

WOW is that a cliff hanger... 46.9% chance of survival factoring in true hit...

ELIGOOD CAN DO IT!

This is going to be a hard run to continue after lossing Canas and Farina, but you just might make it...

ELIGOOD WILL SAVE THE WORLD! I KNOW HE CAN DO IT!

 

 

On 10/4/2020 at 1:37 PM, Sooks said:

Indeed, just a friendly reminder that everyone needs.

Ah, you accidentally forgot "Second" before best.

Kinky.

Oh my how lewd!

W o r s t  L P

HEY SHE DIDN'T EVEN DIE I DID A GOOD JOB

Looks like Florina inherited all the good genes in this LP.

Are we even surprised? 23 STRONKTHS

At least Farina can be with Dart now

I am the best of the matchmakers.

Ha! HA! YOU WERE WRONG! ELIGOOD IS A CHAMPION!!!!!

 

On 10/6/2020 at 4:53 PM, This boi uses Nino said:

this map sucks lol.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

On 10/6/2020 at 5:25 PM, twilitfalchion said:
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I know you can do it!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nah, I'll make Canas do it.

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It's a bad sign that my last update was so long ago that I can't even remember what your pfp was then...

Not half bad. She is an Est, after all.

The bEst in the wEst!

Aside from everyone else.

"Or I could use the warp staff!"

Well, if It weren't a rout map with more than 50 enemies...

Tbh, if Eliwood promoted just a few chapters earlier in his mode, he'd be at least a tier higher, I'd say.

Possibly. His base class being bad and his promotion turning him into a Cavalier is part of what restricts him.

Wow, I hate the Berserk staff. I really hate the Berserk staff.

It's not too bad. Other than in certain situations. Like this one.

Big oofs everywhere.

That's a good Canas. I wish mine had been nearly as good.

Believe in the power of the monocle!

F

F

F

Dimitri intensifies

Who, the generic one-off from TH?

Wow, indeed. Harken good. Harken very good.

Why did the community think that prepromotes were bad?

Indeed, Vulnerary-kun is a close ally in times of distress. Very useful.

I prefer Elixir-chan or Concotion-Sama.

Nino's levels are ni-no good.

PENT TOOK ALL OF THE GOOD ONES

Nani?

-The FE7 Devs when being told to make good maps.

Ffor all the lost lives.

Many more to come...

Noice.

Relying on low crit rates is a good strategy.

This Wil be the end for him.

Wil is immortal!

❤️

Sophie second best girl! And she's Esteban's wife, so bonus points by associacion!

drinks on your behalf

Thanks.

Oh, the humanity!

THIS MAP SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.

RIP

My brain will be having a funeral next week. It didn't survive the grind that is this map.

Hoo boy, I hope so for your sake. Good luck! 👍

Thanks! Apparently wishing me luck worked, 'cause...

 

 

On 10/7/2020 at 7:01 AM, Saint Rubenio said:

Hello.

I am late.

Yes. Only 1.5 months before the update! I'm good at LP!

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T H I C C
 

Now watch, and learn, here's the deal...

I'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE MINES

9   D E F

She dead.

Probably. But that's the point of Ests, right?

 
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Beautiful.
 

Even with it, he would've died, though.

True. I'd assume that they'd have gone for Harken, who didn't have 1-2 equipped. Either way, bigbrain strat.

Well, uh... Kinda, but they're really not that bad. They'd be rather good by TearRing Saga standards, which is unacceptable on a prepromote of this guy's caliber.

Excellent. I have to use a good prepromote with decent growths too!

What a twist!

M is actually Derrick who is actually Webber confirmed?!!?!?!?!?!?

She does the same damage as Canas with a basic flux tome.

SHE'S DOING HER BEST THO

It's like if Sherlock had Deadeye!

He already has a dead eye. It's why he can't hit for beans...

Every day this looks more and more like my FE6 Ironman...

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He got really good when I wasn't looking, hoowee! 21 magic!

I had the same reaction! I was mostly using him because Monocle and staff, then he become's Elibe's second biggest hero, trailing only Derricc!

Yes! Hector best FE7 lord!

Why do people compain about Roy but not Hector?

For a moment I thought this was Florina close call #2. But I can't say I'd be that heartbroken if Farina died.

Florina is 2 gud to have more than one close call!

Your poor wallet, though...

Farina? More like FaREEEEEEEEE

 

...na

He's so Eligood he survives being a father!

Eligood is the best unit in the franchise for this reason alone!

Prepromotes, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm glad I have them. Sadly. I'd hoped to be riding on the shoulders of Wallace, Bartre and Dorcas, but that didn't pan out.

Jesus Christ, she just never stops.

Except defense. Defense is a foreign concept to her.

Nothing will ever hit her! Ever!

I'll be honest: I think dark magic is more powerful in FE6, simply because nosferatu weighs 6. Raigh faces no AS loss when promoted. And it's buyable in chapter 14. How much more awesome can you get? Invincibility > Big damage against other magic users.

Well, FE6 is a lot harder in a normal circmstance. FE7 is kicking me around right now, but that's partially due to the terrible start of the run.

Honestly, that'd be preferable to S tomes. S tomes is, like, 5 hit and the ability to use a super spell for 4 turns. In dark magic's case the super spell isn't even good, because it's not Luna!

And the S rank Sword/Axe that have a grand total of up to three enemies to hit!

He's with Isadora and his liege now. Rest well...

He deserves it.

Not as much as you'd think, actually. He's actually behind his averages in defense, HP and luck, and only one point ahead in strength. Speed is his only real blessing, 5 points ahead of the average.

Eligood is better than I thought, actually! He'd normally be doubling everything regardless.

The same people who decided it was a good idea to make a prequel to FE6 starring two characters who existed for one scene each.

And adding a waifu.

Incidentally, friendly reminder that Eliwood had S lances and A swords in the trial maps.

Yeah, I have no idea why Eligood didn't have lances in this one. It reflects his personality in a lot of ways, he wouldn't be bad and then we have a weapon triangle of lords!

Hector is 6 tiles away.

Why, Benice.

I didn't want to stand on top of her so that she wouldn't spawn, ok?!

It's fuckin' Merlinus, and with Harken dead, you need her. What do you mean, "you will diiiiiiiieeee"?

Hmph! Fine! I will use the good unit! BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

OKAY, GO HOME EVERYBODY, RUN'S RUINED

The meme has fallen...

Eyyyy, it's Sophie! A shame Esteban's gained a different companion in my LP.

Better than death as a companion.

...Unless I've missed something when I've been forgetting to check every LP that exists. Including mine.

No-- What!? Pick Hector up and run! Do you really want to reset this far into the map!?

Vaida's not that bad!

Hoooooooooooooooooly shit, this update...

This chapter had more pain than I was expecting to feel throughout the whole ironman...

Wow, this guy's life... Did you draw inspiration from Lazlow?

Nope! Just came up with it when I decided that I liked his eyepatch that I poorly MS-painted on.

Please tell me that's not the winning run.

IS IT?! IS IT??!/!?!?!?!?!?1//1/1!/1!?1

Once again. 20K.

Fair and balanced.

I mean... I hate that I'm rooting against him, but Canas is dead. This is the worst timeline. Perhaps it would be for the best...

How dare you? Eligood is a paragon of virtue and justice!

 

 

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Okay then, half of the reply is here now? Alright...

He's headed to his beloved's side.

He did a danged good job of bringing everyone with him!

Hwahahahahaha... What the hell even happened here?

Anger. Much of it.

I like how she reminds you of all the money you wasted on her before she dies.

I sorta wish she gave a small refund when she died.

 

On 10/7/2020 at 11:14 AM, Pengaius said:

Puns are delayed until deaths are canonised, that is all.

F

 

On 10/10/2020 at 9:20 AM, Samz707 said:

Oh I'm sure Eliwood will mana- 

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"Mark! Eliwood's dead! the future will be changed! you've created a time paradox! You must understand the future!"

Nonsense! Eliwood is top-tier, and he will crit, save the world, end world hunger and find a cure to insomnia!

 

 

On 11/17/2020 at 9:55 PM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

 

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Explained everything.

I have made a grave error...

When you realize, this map is the very trap that gave Merlinus his PTSD.

I have a gag in mind similar to this...

Plus, you're already short on magic users. Like really short.

Shorter than Lysithea on magic users!

Sure isn't iron-man friendly. Luna druids with 29 magic. Dammit, who thought that was fine?

And people think Kaga's bad...

Well, he is. But at least not like this.

Hell, if he gets bezerked, you can even surround him so he can't attack your units until it wears off. Not that it's efficient. But the option's there.
Sadly not, because berserked units have pass!

 

You think the late is your ally, but you merely adopted the late. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see this post until a month on, and by then everyone else had already commented.

I am very early and on time and punctual and accurate and on time and punctual.

 

 

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6 hours ago, Benice said:

Negative promotion also hurts.

not anymore, Ltranc (a dude I know in the hacking community) made a patch that got rid of said promo and made it true reverse recruitment, getting rid of stuff like the weird Fae, Zeiss, and dieck triangle and stuff.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

E̴̯̻͕͎̖̣͇̜̞͈͆̇͋̒͊̈́̐͗̃L̸̡͎̘̝͚̹̮͂͊̽̂̄̏͛̃̔̽̀̐̕͠͠I̴̡̹͔̥̻̟͕̳̟̼͈͇̣͋͊̐̀̈́̀̐̔̓̕͘͠͝G̶̡̘̰̤͉̱̫̰̕O̷̧̼̱̘̱̦̹̘̓̿́̈́́͘ͅǪ̶̧͇̪͉̮͓̙̘͂́͋̎̀̃͑Ḑ̴̘̮͚̳̖͑̋̏̈́̈́̓̑̽̒͐̄̽̚͝:

I'm assuming creating this beautiful creation is why the update took this long, but I could be wrong.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

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like you've said, Eligood.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

I wishop that there were no more bishops.

I enjoy how you took a break from the monologue to state this, yet still the pun hurts my soul.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

edgy swordlord

edgy Navarre would be a better description, as there's a surprisingly little amount of edgy lords in FE.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

This may well be the worst map I've ever seen...

  • Rout
  • Status staves
  • Astoundingly annoying boss
  • Main lord gets ORKO'd by most enemies
  • Luna druids with 29 magic
  • Tons of reinforcements.

I can't wait until I get past this...Eve

FE7 was playtested, I promise. promise.

why did they put no thought whatsoever into this game?

 

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11 hours ago, Benice said:

 

Yes. Only 1.5 months before the update! I'm good at LP!

Looks at the 1 year 27 difference between the last two updates on my Awakening LP....Yup this checks out, Benice good at LPs

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

 

E̴̯̻͕͎̖̣͇̜̞͈͆̇͋̒͊̈́̐͗̃L̸̡͎̘̝͚̹̮͂͊̽̂̄̏͛̃̔̽̀̐̕͠͠I̴̡̹͔̥̻̟͕̳̟̼͈͇̣͋͊̐̀̈́̀̐̔̓̕͘͠͝G̶̡̘̰̤͉̱̫̰̕O̷̧̼̱̘̱̦̹̘̓̿́̈́́͘ͅǪ̶̧͇̪͉̮͓̙̘͂́͋̎̀̃͑Ḑ̴̘̮͚̳̖͑̋̏̈́̈́̓̑̽̒͐̄̽̚͝:

I do like how the smaller one starts obscured, until you expand the entry...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

 

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YES! YESYSYEYEYSYESYEYEYSYYESYEYSYEYSES!!

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YES! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU THAT ELIGOOD COULD DO IT! DESPITE ALL THE DOUBTERS, THE NAYSAYERS, THE TRIALS HE'S HAD TO OVERCOME, HE-

He did it, its all going to end here! Eligood, Eligood ELIG-

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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...

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...forgot to check that Valkyrie's range huh...OOOOOOOOOF!

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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To what end did St. Elimine create us?

Someone needs to reread all the Saul and Yodel supports, St. Elmine isn't the creator...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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Canas, much like myself, has accepted that death is all that awaits us.

Benice.exe has stopped working...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

Sadly, things have come to this; Panto must cast aside his peace-loving staff to use a tome the same way we must all cast aside life.

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Death.

Truly this is the worst timeline, Pent has to break his vows of pacifism once again...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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He is not Wil ling to give up yet. The tomfoolery of this all continues...

Stay Determined Benice

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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Pain brings out the best in some people. Such strength...! Florina truly is wonderful.

Is Florina started to drag Benice out of this slump? Let your beloved pegasus knight fly you back to

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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N-no! My plot has been foiled by the iron rune! Florina! No!

...Wow, an enemy Iron Rune ruined your plans? This was back when you thought this map was seize wasn't it.

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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Top-tier unit.

...that is just plain sad. x2 effective damage is the absolute worst...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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HOLY ELIMINE ALMIGHTY NO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN

...Not again, if Canas falls now how will you make it out of here?

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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It's okay, it's okay! It's all planned out! As Clod says in Three Residences: "Strategy in motion!"

Your Berserk staff luck is real MVP of this attempt.

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

Canas must escape! Florina can deal with the other guys, but not the sliver bow. C'mon! Crit! CRIT! JUST LIKE ELIGOOD! BE LIKE ELIGOOD!

...EXCEPT FOR THE DEATH PART DON'T DO THAT

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YES! A sound strategy and a sound victortree.

 

Risking the world on on a 57.75% chance...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Shall we try it again?

No Benice come to your senses, this run might be your way out of thie living he-

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

Pfft! No. What, do you think that I'm stupid? Hah! I'm not daft enough to bank on a crit to survive twice in an update!

...

Uh, Thrice! I'm allowed two per update! LP RULE!

phew...somehow sense prevailed thanks to a rule of madness...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Defence! Oh yes!

More survival is what she desperatly needs at this point.

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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Farina, you'll have to do better than this or you'll be on the recieving end of a 20k warhammer! I would use a 40k warhammer BUT I SPENT THE OTHER 20K ON YOU

Give her a bit of a break, she is 9 levels behind that beast of a Florina, and speed is the big one she needs to match that offensive power with her growths (and with 14 defense the only way Florina is beating her in survivability is thanks to that Seriph Robe you fed Florina)

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

Nino is ORKO'ing less convincingly than Wil. Wil>Nino.

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*Cough*

 

 

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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I love this. Florina but with 22 defense and slow. And also is a worse character.

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Oh, for goodness' sake! Really?!

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No! No no no no! I...I really goofed up here, didn't I?

That is like a 1/30 chance, I am willing to bet there have been well over 30 battles on this map already, so those kinda odds aren't that unexpected. Also yes, you really goofed up, she may be a solid physical tank, but noe really magically...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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WHY?! You can't-

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Phew. Okay. It's okay.

That is like 1 in 7ish. Some of those are bound to connect, just roll with it.

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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Vaida! C'mooooonnn! You've gotta dodge something or the purge guy will-

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SHE GETS DOUBLED

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WOW REALLY HUH I COULDN'T TELL AT ALL

Ugh, that terrifying Valkyrie speed strikes again. They are one of the only generic enemy types that can even pretend to double your troops...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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Not our assassassassin!

Honestly, with how effective he has been at distracting all those Wyverns, I say he has done a good job this map.

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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The next few turns are just us dealing with this obscene amount of wyverns. Nothing of note happened.

I am kinda amazed this is a position that is safe for any Nino, but I guess that is how your has turned out...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

While that's happening, I start to deal with Lloyd. He's really scary. 82-ish avoid, 1-2 range and high crit rates in melee. Technically, I can make him move by having Nino talk to him, but that would result in death. Instead, I will pull a H5 Shadow Dragon maneuver and break his weapon!

Having to break weapons is never a good time in Fire Emblem. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do, but that is just painful...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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I hecking trigger more reinforcements by accident.

Ugh...that is one of the easiest reinforcement zones to avoid, and spawns the worst type of reinforcements...you really step into some....

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

Well, let's finish up o'er here.

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12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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...

R-really?

REALLY?!

This calls for another

They are consisdered some of the best units for a reason....

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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WHY?! WHY DO PENT AND HARKEN, TWO UNITS WITH SOME OF THE BEST BASES IN THE GAME WHO ARRIVE ENDGAME READY, HAVE LEVELS LIKE THAT WHEN NINO, THE EST, GETS THIS?!

Yours is a cursed Nino, doomed to get good HP and Skill in exchange for worse Magic and Speed...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

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YES!

That was way too close...Why does this map exist, again?

Its the death of the Black Fang. Their final hurrah, the last attempt to throw every single member alive at you, until you break them forever, or they break you.

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

A few more turns, and...

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WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! I'm finally done with this awful, awful level. Can't wait to see how many turns it was at the end of the run.

That sucked. A lot.

It is done. The Black Fang are no more. Also figured I would share the one Youtube clip I could find of the rare scene where you get the alternate version of this map, and manage to land the killing blow on Linus with Hector (from the Ghast Support Science on Hector....)

Spoiler

 

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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OF COURSE. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT NILS HERE!

Accurate sibling relationship/10

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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WE'RE DONE! WE DID IT! WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF HERE!

I made about eight save states right here so that I never have to do this again. Thank St. Elimine, we're saved! That was 3, 000+ screenshots of resets right there, finally done. In comparison, the second longest chapter in terms of screenshots was Battle Before Dawn...

At ~900. It wasn't even close.

By the grace of St. Elmine that is a lot of images... Hopefully none of the other chapters will give you anywhere close to this grief...

 

12 hours ago, Benice said:

 

 

Vw9ibI9.pngHeheheheheheheh...

zcN79QK.pngAre all our plans in order?

Vw9ibI9.pngYep! They'll never see it coming...They'll never even know!

zcN79QK.pngExcellent... Nothing can stop our ambitions any more. It's a true shame that Uncle Lawrence and the rest of our "crew" are obstacles to be removed, but it is how it is.

zcN79QK.pngVw9ibI9.pngMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

PLOT TWIST.... Some of the most Canon characters in the side story being secret villains...this will be interesting....

Also are you going to continue on into an FE6 LP?

 

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On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

Except for Maxime!

Pretty sure Maxime is just irrelevant, as a generic wouldn't get a name.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

 

I am very early and on time and punctual and accurate and on time and punctual.

I mean, compared to me. Remember, my LP got shelved for so long that when it came back half the readers weren't commenting anymore. Then again, I imagine they're just busy. I fully intended to upload the third part since my return today, but I haven't got a chance to play it because of emergencies.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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The inevitable is delayed. Yet for how long, is the question.

He Wil survive. Bank on it.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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Here they come again, those little Bernese wyverns

Imagine if there were little Wyverns, and you could have one like a parrot. It'd make for a fun variation... if someone were to plunder that idea.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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Top-tier unit.

Hector does his Nicholas Cage impression. It's enough to turn Vaida to his side, as she secretly likes Ghost Rider.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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It's okay, it's okay! It's all planned out! As Clod says in Three Residences: "Strategy in motion!"

Saint Rubenio approved nickname. Claude approved "plan". Do something dumb and hope the RNG saves you. Wait.... why are Caeda, Matthis and Cain glaring at me?

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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Defence! Oh yes!

Still wondering how my Caeda's going to stack up to your Florina come endgame. It's good to have a broken flier isn't it?

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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WOW REALLY HUH I COULDN'T TELL AT ALL

Also, who did I tell that I'd probably kill Vaida the moment I recruited her?! I WAS RIGHT!!! I CALLED IT SEVERAL CHAPTERS IN ADVANCE!!!!!!!!

...I don't think that this is a good thing.

Well.

That sucks, but, well, it could have been worse. She'd be a great addition to the team, but not a necessary one.

That's my excuse.

Your foresight is amazing in predicting that a unit will die. Shame you can't predict how they're going to die and prevent it without causing a time paradox, or a butterfly effect which kills someone else.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

While that's happening, I start to deal with Lloyd. He's really scary. 82-ish avoid, 1-2 range and high crit rates in melee. Technically, I can make him move by having Nino talk to him, but that would result in death. Instead, I will pull a H5 Shadow Dragon maneuver and break his weapon!

I'm so glad I only had to do that in chapter 2. Thank you RNGoddess.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

WHAT IS THIS?! WHY?! WHYYYYHWYWHWYHWYHWYHW PANTO STOP IT

He doesn't want to be outdone by Nino, so he used a Pentagram to summon a demon to force it to give him good growths... in exchange for not being trapped for eternity.

On 11/29/2020 at 11:50 PM, Benice said:

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WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! I'm finally done with this awful, awful level. Can't wait to see how many turns it was at the end of the run.

That sucked. A lot.

Lloyd got killed by a contender for "worst unit in game" (hint, Wil is not Karla, so that's untrue). He'll never live that down.... so he quits living.

On 11/30/2020 at 12:05 AM, Pengaius said:

Hey, I'm here to shill my LP now

also

How tactless. I would never shill my LP in another LP.... except on days ending in Y.
 

 

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Hello, I am late ag--

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

E̴̯̻͕͎̖̣͇̜̞͈͆̇͋̒͊̈́̐͗̃L̸̡͎̘̝͚̹̮͂͊̽̂̄̏͛̃̔̽̀̐̕͠͠I̴̡̹͔̥̻̟͕̳̟̼͈͇̣͋͊̐̀̈́̀̐̔̓̕͘͠͝G̶̡̘̰̤͉̱̫̰̕O̷̧̼̱̘̱̦̹̘̓̿́̈́́͘ͅǪ̶̧͇̪͉̮͓̙̘͂́͋̎̀̃͑Ḑ̴̘̮͚̳̖͑̋̏̈́̈́̓̑̽̒͐̄̽̚͝:

OH GOD

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On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

I'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE MINES

Hah hah hah!

What are you doing!?

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

M is actually Derrick who is actually Webber confirmed?!!?!?!?!?!?

Let's go with that.

...No, wait, let's not, I don't want Derrick to be compared to the likes of Webber--

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

Why do people compain about Roy but not Hector?

Hector does have the wolf beil, better stats and Eliwood mode to shine.

Nevertheless, while not as hilarious as Roy, I find HHM Hector to be pretty damn horrible. Especially when you consider his promotion is arguably worse than Roy's. Roy gets one move, at least. Hector remains stuck at 5 and only gets D swords, which is completely useless that late into the game.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

...Unless I've missed something when I've been forgetting to check every LP that exists. Including mine.

Not really much. You just missed the part where he joined the fanfic team, I think.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

Kaga'd you! The update is on the top this time!

How dare you steal my japes! This will cost you 10 Derricks in royalties!

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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YES! YESYSYEYEYSYESYEYEYSYYESYEYSYEYSES!!

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That was one hell of an emotional rollercoaster. How anticlimatic, too... Pesky valkyries!

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

?

To continue playing Berwick Saga.

...That is the answer to all your questions.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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His monocle apparently hasn't, so Canas remains invincible.

Monocle be like "I don't sit on your eye so that you can give up on me! Get a grip!"

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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He is not Wil ling to give up yet. The tomfoolery of this all continues...

I like how you still sprinkle some puns in the middle of all that edginess.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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Another obstacle we've overcome along this journey, maybe not all for nothing.

I would've expected such a level to sink you right back to the depression phase.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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Bleh.

This is the true price of survival. The winning run is the one with the endless skill-only levels.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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The status staves have to go.

That's a risky play, but... With all those mages... It might just work.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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M I S S !

I cannot fathom how sore Florina's shoulders must be from carrying this entire run.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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Good job.

He's the fastest unit I have ever seen.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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HOLY ELIMINE ALMIGHTY NO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN

This is painful to watch. But he made it, so it's all good.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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Shall we try it again?

Oh wow. This is actually looking rather good. We might make it this time.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

Enemy phase...Cross your fingers!

No need, everyone lives this time for sure, I think.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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Merlinus is top-tier dodgetank. Best edgy swordlord in the series.

Even the shitstain is surviving today. Clearly FE7 realizes it needs to go easy on you if it doesn't want you to quit it and go play Berwick Saga instead.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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WOW REALLY HUH I COULDN'T TELL AT ALL

Welp. There we go. That coulda gone better.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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NINOOOOOOOOO

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Well, let's finish up o'er here.

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Pictured: Nino being better than her fellow mages after being trained.

Seriously though, your Pent is something else. This isn't normal, his growths aren't this amazing.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

This may well be the worst map I've ever seen...

  • Rout
  • Status staves
  • Astoundingly annoying boss
  • Main lord gets ORKO'd by most enemies
  • Luna druids with 29 magic
  • Tons of reinforcements.

I can't wait until I get past this...Even Lyn mode would be fun compared to this!

The late stretch of FE7 in general is pretty damn shitty. Everyone knows Battle Before Dawn, but it's not the only one.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

WHY?! WHY DO PENT AND HARKEN, TWO UNITS WITH SOME OF THE BEST BASES IN THE GAME WHO ARRIVE ENDGAME READY, HAVE LEVELS LIKE THAT WHEN NINO, THE EST, GETS THIS?!

The RNGoddess is a fickle mistress. I say just take it. It's better than having no units who get levels like that.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! I'm finally done with this awful, awful level. Can't wait to see how many turns it was at the end of the run.

That sucked. A lot.

You know, back when I first started following this LP it almost made me feel tempted to go back to this game.

Now I feel like I never will.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

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WE'RE DONE! WE DID IT! WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF HERE!

Congratulations! Your reward is more FE7.

On 11/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Benice said:

Vw9ibI9.pngHeheheheheheheh...

zcN79QK.pngAre all our plans in order?

Vw9ibI9.pngYep! They'll never see it coming...They'll never even know!

zcN79QK.pngExcellent... Nothing can stop our ambitions any more. It's a true shame that Uncle Lawrence and the rest of our "crew" are obstacles to be removed, but it is how it is.

zcN79QK.pngVw9ibI9.pngMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

What...? More twists incoming? These two are supposed to be FE6 characters! Whatever could this mean... Well, guess we'll see, won't we?

 

 

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My dude saga, chapter 23: Hector goes Hard Mode

Completely irrelevant, but Canas' death quote, "Ah, what a shame. There was so much more that I wanted to learn...” reminds me uncannily of this:

I am sorry to have burdened you all with that.

As for something that actually pertains to this thread: Go! Tell it on the mountains, o'er the hills and everywhere that I intend to have the finale of this LP up on Dec. 24th! Mark it on your calendars! ...But only for the purpose of seeing how many months behind I end up being.

Also, the screenshots in this update are really bad. Past Benice must have been really tired, because holy bjeebus, wow. I also apologize for...Well, I guess you'll see.

 

Speed:

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On 11/29/2020 at 5:05 AM, Pengaius said:
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Hey, I'm here to shill my LP now

Hooray, I did a good and remembered to comment!

also

VAIDALITY

FGHGFHDGFASRDTYUGINJOKLMASJCHG

 

 

On 11/29/2020 at 7:00 AM, Sooks said:
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Yay! Good job!

Hooray!!!!

Eliweak is still bad though

 NO U

 

 

On 11/29/2020 at 11:31 AM, Hello72207 said:
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not anymore, Ltranc (a dude I know in the hacking community) made a patch that got rid of said promo and made it true reverse recruitment, getting rid of stuff like the weird Fae, Zeiss, and dieck triangle and stuff.

Nice.

I'm assuming creating this beautiful creation is why the update took this long, but I could be wrong.

Yes, there definitely isn't a Zalgo text generator! *COGUHHGH*

like you've said, Eligood.

Elibetter!

I enjoy how you took a break from the monologue to state this, yet still the pun hurts my soul.

At least you weren't at a Bishopping mall at the time.

edgy Navarre would be a better description, as there's a surprisingly little amount of edgy lords in FE.

It rolls off the tongue less...

FE7 was playtested, I promise. promise.

Liar, liar, Nino on fire.

why did they put no thought whatsoever into this game?

Because the west has no taste? I mean we liked FE9 and three houses, so they weren't wrong.

 

 

On 11/29/2020 at 9:32 PM, Eltosian Kadath said:
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Looks at the 1 year 27 difference between the last two updates on my Awakening LP....Yup this checks out, Benice good at LPs

WOOT

I do like how the smaller one starts obscured, until you expand the entry...

Wasn't on purpose, but I did like it once it turned out that way.

He did it, its all going to end here! Eligood, Eligood ELIG-

CRITLIWOOD

...forgot to check that Valkyrie's range huh...OOOOOOOOOF!

Top 10 anime betrayals

Someone needs to reread all the Saul and Yodel supports, St. Elmine isn't the creator...

Why did Mother Veria put us here?

Benice.exe has stopped working...

Please make FE7 gud to reboot.

Truly this is the worst timeline, Pent has to break his vows of pacifism once again...

We were badly under-staffed.

Stay Determined Benice

The sight of Florina with capped strength...It fills you with determination.

Actually, wait, this is a rout map and I have to kill everyone, so I guess it's just

Determination

Is Florina started to drag Benice out of this slump? Let your beloved pegasus knight fly you back to

Rising up from mental breakdown to mental downbreak!

...Wow, an enemy Iron Rune ruined your plans? This was back when you thought this map was seize wasn't it.

Yep.

...that is just plain sad. x2 effective damage is the absolute worst...

And snipers didn't even get +15 to crit like the other one-weapon units... I mean, it sucked for them not having it in FE6, but they at least are useful there without it!

...Not again, if Canas falls now how will you make it out of here?

We can hide under my tears and escape the torment of Cog.

Your Berserk staff luck is real MVP of this attempt.

Pure schill!

Risking the world on on a 57.75% chance...

PURE SCHKILL

No Benice come to your senses, this run might be your way out of thie living he-

 

phew...somehow sense prevailed thanks to a rule of madness...

I'm not that stupid!

Most of the time...

More survival is what she desperatly needs at this point.

Yep. Hopefully I get another Dracoshield.

Give her a bit of a break, she is 9 levels behind that beast of a Florina, and speed is the big one she needs to match that offensive power with her growths (and with 14 defense the only way Florina is beating her in survivability is thanks to that Seriph Robe you fed Florina)

I guess...She does also pale a lot to Florina's absurdity.

 

 

That is like a 1/30 chance, I am willing to bet there have been well over 30 battles on this map already, so those kinda odds aren't that unexpected. Also yes, you really goofed up, she may be a solid physical tank, but noe really magically...

That is like 1 in 7ish. Some of those are bound to connect, just roll with it.

But the hallmark of a bad player is blaming the RNG!

Ugh, that terrifying Valkyrie speed strikes again. They are one of the only generic enemy types that can even pretend to double your troops...

Yep. My plan was to have Vaida eliminate that one there and have Florina take out the one who ended up killing her.

Honestly, with how effective he has been at distracting all those Wyverns, I say he has done a good job this map.

#Merlinus2stronkplsnerf

I am kinda amazed this is a position that is safe for any Nino, but I guess that is how your has turned out...

The forest thankfully made the wyverns have about 6 hit on her.

Having to break weapons is never a good time in Fire Emblem. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do, but that is just painful...

At least he doubled...

Ugh...that is one of the easiest reinforcement zones to avoid, and spawns the worst type of reinforcements...you really step into some....

Nah, the exp is good! And Marcus bad because he steals EXP! Thief!

They are consisdered some of the best units for a reason....

DISGOSTANG

Yours is a cursed Nino, doomed to get good HP and Skill in exchange for worse Magic and Speed...

Skilled in the art of making me regret.

Its the death of the Black Fang. Their final hurrah, the last attempt to throw every single member alive at you, until you break them forever, or they break you.

They broke me.

It is done. The Black Fang are no more. Also figured I would share the one Youtube clip I could find of the rare scene where you get the alternate version of this map, and manage to land the killing blow on Linus with Hector (from the Ghast Support Science on Hector....)

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Why'd they have to hide that behind such weird requirements? How is Hector feasibly going to defeat Linus?

...And why didn't Eligood have the same thing with Lloyd?

Accurate sibling relationship/10

Little bro, I'm never going to see you again...Take care of my crush for me, K? Bye.

By the grace of St. Elmine that is a lot of images... Hopefully none of the other chapters will give you anywhere close to this grief...

Nope. The only other two chapters that induced close to as much pain weren't quite so bad. Seriously, chapters 30-Final were STILL fewer screenshots total despite...Well, you'll see.

PLOT TWIST.... Some of the most Canon characters in the side story being secret villains...this will be interesting....

El gasp!

Also are you going to continue on into an FE6 LP?

Yep!

 

 

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Pretty sure Maxime is just irrelevant, as a generic wouldn't get a name.

I guess.

I mean, compared to me. Remember, my LP got shelved for so long that when it came back half the readers weren't commenting anymore. Then again, I imagine they're just busy. I fully intended to upload the third part since my return today, but I haven't got a chance to play it because of emergencies.

I'M READING I PROMISE I'M JUST BAD AT COMMENTING

He Wil survive. Bank on it.

Indeed he Wil!

Imagine if there were little Wyverns, and you could have one like a parrot. It'd make for a fun variation... if someone were to plunder that idea.

I'd buy one.

Hector does his Nicholas Cage impression. It's enough to turn Vaida to his side, as she secretly likes Ghost Rider.

Ghost riding the wyvern!

Saint Rubenio approved nickname. Claude approved "plan". Do something dumb and hope the RNG saves you. Wait.... why are Caeda, Matthis and Cain glaring at me?

Or 90% of FE7's cast? I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DEATHS Y'ALL RECRUITED YOURSELVES

Still wondering how my Caeda's going to stack up to your Florina come endgame. It's good to have a broken flier isn't it?

Indeed it is. I rely on using blessed units to live through one of the easiest FEs!

Your foresight is amazing in predicting that a unit will die. Shame you can't predict how they're going to die and prevent it without causing a time paradox, or a butterfly effect which kills someone else.

Ugh... Okay, calling it now, Wil's not gonna die!

I'm so glad I only had to do that in chapter 2. Thank you RNGoddess.

The early bosses are basically the one thing I've disliked about SD thus far.

He doesn't want to be outdone by Nino, so he used a Pentagram to summon a demon to force it to give him good growths... in exchange for not being trapped for eternity.

Oh, so THAT'S where they got Clarine from...

Lloyd got killed by a contender for "worst unit in game" (hint, Wil is not Karla, so that's untrue). He'll never live that down.... so he quits living.

Slain by a true hero.

How tactless. I would never shill my LP in another LP.... except on days ending in Y.
Me neither! AHAHARFTGYH

 

 

On 12/4/2020 at 11:22 AM, Saint Rubenio said:

Hello, I am late ag--

Not at late as me! I'm late on my own LP as well as everyone else's. New levels of high tier.

OH GOD

IT GETS WORSE

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Hah hah hah!

What are you doing!?

Committing self-flaggelation in the form of Cog of Destiny.

Let's go with that.

...No, wait, let's not, I don't want Derrick to be compared to the likes of Webber--

Derrick is too kind to assess people's birth-giving hips!

Hector does have the wolf beil, better stats and Eliwood mode to shine.

Nevertheless, while not as hilarious as Roy, I find HHM Hector to be pretty damn horrible. Especially when you consider his promotion is arguably worse than Roy's. Roy gets one move, at least. Hector remains stuck at 5 and only gets D swords, which is completely useless that late into the game.

Fixed it for ya!

Not really much. You just missed the part where he joined the fanfic team, I think.

I also almost missed Marcel's Marcend.

How dare you steal my japes! This will cost you 10 Derricks in royalties!

Stx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n oStx9k60n o

That was one hell of an emotional rollercoaster. How anticlimatic, too... Pesky valkyries!

PESKY DOESN'T CUT IT. THEY ARE NOTHING SHORT OF THE DEMON SPAWN OF CH. 24 OF FE5 AND THREE HOUSES AND PATH OF RADIANCE.

To continue playing Berwick Saga.

...That is the answer to all your questions.

Well yes, of course.

Monocle be like "I don't sit on your eye so that you can give up on me! Get a grip!"

And he indeed got that grip! Monocle MVP!

I like how you still sprinkle some puns in the middle of all that edginess.

I cannot change.

I would've expected such a level to sink you right back to the depression phase.

More skill means less chance for what Vaida did to happen, if nothing else...

This is the true price of survival. The winning run is the one with the endless skill-only levels.

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That's a risky play, but... With all those mages... It might just work.

Thank heavens that monks are as pathetic as my report cards!

I cannot fathom how sore Florina's shoulders must be from carrying this entire run.

Probably very. Maybe My dude should give her massages more often.

He's the fastest unit I have ever seen.

He doubles everyting!!!!!

This is painful to watch. But he made it, so it's all good.

Monocle powers carrying the run now and forever.

Oh wow. This is actually looking rather good. We might make it this time.

Sucksess!

No need, everyone lives this time for sure, I think.

AHahahhehmmm...

Even the shitstain is surviving today. Clearly FE7 realizes it needs to go easy on you if it doesn't want you to quit it and go play Berwick Saga instead.

This map exists, which validates playing Berwick anyways...

Welp. There we go. That coulda gone better.

Indeed. Wasn't much of a good move.

Pictured: Nino being better than her fellow mages after being trained.

Seriously though, your Pent is something else. This isn't normal, his growths aren't this amazing.

Bah...Just my luck. The best units who I didn't want to use end up blessed.

The late stretch of FE7 in general is pretty damn shitty. Everyone knows Battle Before Dawn, but it's not the only one.

At least I recall endgame being good...

The RNGoddess is a fickle mistress. I say just take it. It's better than having no units who get levels like that.

That's true. Well, I'm benching Pent if I get the chance, but yeah.

You know, back when I first started following this LP it almost made me feel tempted to go back to this game.

Now I feel like I never will.

Ur welcome. Likewise, your LP made me wanna delete Arknights play Berwick saga. Now I feel like I'll never stop.

Congratulations! Your reward is more FE7.

NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NO NONONO

What...? More twists incoming? These two are supposed to be FE6 characters! Whatever could this mean... Well, guess we'll see, won't we?

Plot twist, the translation patch I'll use has them as Yuno and Zelot, so these guys are pretenders.

 

 

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Vw9ibI9.pngI see Sir Derricc's library about eight hundred meters ahead!

5RPLYTm.pngBwahaha! An excellent spot for what will be the final day in this bittersweet world for some of us!

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ArEi4kA.png...

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5RPLYTm.pngWhat'd I say wrong? Let's pitch the camp, gang! Steel yourselves for the coming day! Enjoy life as it comes, for tomorrow will change everything.

LyISHtn.pngI'll stand guard tonight. I'm no fighter by any means, and the life of a scamp means less than the lives of parents, knights or seniors.

5RPLYTm.pngYou'll DEFINITELY die if you call me a senior again, boy.

LyISHtn.pngEep!

5RPLYTm.pngRegardless, I'll take the second shift. I only have on eye, so I only need half the sleep!

zcN79QK.pngNo need, uncle! I've got it. Trust me, I've pulled all-nighters before.

5RPLYTm.pngVery well, then! It's settled. Now, who's up for some canned ravioli?

Vw9ibI9.png(MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Vw9ibI9.pngTotally fine! Yep! Ahahah! Just normal me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wow a cave from FE6 who'd have thought.

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Oh boy.

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Does Hector have 18 con? 'Cause I think that Armads has a weight of eighteen.

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Uh, okay... I don't really get it though, since there aren't any guardians here in FE6.

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Probably five, like Eligood mode.

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...Two. Two units.

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And we get chest keys!

Anyways, I went with Florina, and literally nothing at all happened.

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The lone level. We also got a Wolf Beil! MUCH HELPFUL.

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Eligood 0-turns his chapter!

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And for some reason, FE7 decides to make the text autoscroll R E A L L Y  S L O W L Y. I recall this from my first playthrough. It annoyed me there and it annoys me here, but we at least get some good screenshots!

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What a great start.

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Okay, the dying dragon on the map is pretty neat.

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Oh great, we let Nils get captured. Again. C'mon, Nils! You're supposed to take care of Eliwood after your sister died for him!

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Hey, I got a few right!

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Top 10 reactions to killing your canon waifu. By the way, basically every other screenshot from here was just an empty text box because I was tired. Because it was, like, two in the morning. Sorry about that.

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Yes, you definitely require effective weaponry against you to kill you. Definitely not just Luna or something.

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Ah, we're done.

 

 

 

 

Jsl3B8J.pngHwah! Mm, excellent. Top form today. I nearly have mastered Fimbulvetr.

MpjqgVW.pngGoodness, that was superb!

Jsl3B8J.pngAAAAAAHHHH! HOW DARE YOU WATCH A LADY PRACTICE UNANNOUNCED?!

MpjqgVW.pngYou were staring at me for about thirty minutes, so I had assumed that you knew... Still, I extend my most heartfelt apologies. I will endeavor to do better in the future!

Jsl3B8J.pngAhem. Yes, well. Um... What is it that you want, sire? I mean, milord? I mean, exalted crown prince of the kingdom of-

MpjqgVW.pngSimply Zephiel is fine. I come here not as a prince, but as a scholar, looking to become the hero Father wishes I was. As for why I arrived, I would like for you to teach me magic.

Jsl3B8J.pngHuh? Why me? Why not Lady Lauris?

MpjqgVW.pngYou aspire to become a Wyvern General, do you not? If I am to at some point govern Bern and you are at some point to help command our military, we should work together. I continue to disappoint the people of Bern, therefore I must take every precaution not to continue that pattern once I become king. Of course, starting today would be foolish. But in the near future...

Jsl3B8J.pngI suppose that this is a logical course of action. ...Say, Prince, you want to be a fine ruler for Bern?

MpjqgVW.pngYes. As a future ruler, it is my duty to be ready to elevate my people to greater heights.

Jsl3B8J.pngThen...After this all is over, if we both have all our limbs attached, how about we journey around Bern? You can see what the people are really like and what they need.

MpjqgVW.pngA wonderful proposition. Now then, I'd best turn in for tonight. Brunnya...I wish thee luck in the battle. You will be a bright star for Bern in coming years.

Jsl3B8J.png(Ah...He's so cute...) *Ahem* You too, milord. Bern cannot afford to lose a youth as brilliant as yourself. No matter what your father tells you, you are the reason we continue to advance. We know that you will bring Elibe to a new level of prosperity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Okay, I don't even have an excuse for that screenshot.

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Okay, whatever.

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I dunno, go fight Nergal or something?! GO STOP HIM FROM OPENING THE DRAGON'S GATE AND SACRIFICING NILS, MAYBE?! Why does nobody ever listen to me?!

Oh. I guess killing off 90% of our army does that...

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Eyy, he said the meme thing!

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Hector, they're green units! That's never gonna work.

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Apparently I forgot to take a screenshot of whatever Lyn said here.

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Hey wait, the top of this map is almost chapter 8 from FE6!

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ALSO I HAVE NO DANCER NOOOOOOOOO

Uh, so, the first attempt didn't go so well...

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And I quickly realized that I was not gonna beat this map without going for a quick clear. I'm pretty sure that defeating the boss stops reinforcements, and there a metric ton of them here. So, I devised a stupid plan!

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Uh, I forgot to show all of my deployment slots. But it's basically the same as last map +Jaffar.

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So! In the bottom room I had Pent, Canas, Florina and Harken. Pent has the warp staff, so you see what's happening next. If I can get a one-turn boss kill, this map SHOULD be pretty easy.

IF

I am aware that this is a really bad idea that might get Harken killed. But I won't be able to beat this map if I don't do this.

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He's scary. Woof. But 0 luck means he's weak to crits!

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OOF

And it was right here that I realized that I couldn't both give the warp staff to Canas and warp Florina in this turn.

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MMMMFPH

No, I can't do this. He'll only survive this if he has WTA against those armor knights.

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Alea Iacta Est!

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Please crit?

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I regret. But this was the best I could come up with. Maybe I should regret that this is the best that I could come up with.

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 Let's try and silence these status staves; next turn, Florina can head over there. If both Pent and Canas are avaliable to

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Got 'em!

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Dear lord, what an awful unit...

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We're okay! WE'RE OKAY!

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Green units.

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Okay...

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Not okay...

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Okay...

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NOT OKAY ABORT ABORT

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More avoid! Having Harken would make the rest of the game so much easier...

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Groenunitland

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THERE IS STILL HOPE! HARKEN BREATHES ON!

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Meh.

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Oh, come on! Seriously?! Why?

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My plan worked out nevertheless!

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M Y  P L A N  W A S  F L A W L E S S

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Green unit.

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Okay okay okay okay, we've got this! We have to got this!

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But first...Okay, good. If Harken fails, I can warp in Florina. Of course, Harken will almost certainly die if he misses here.

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Got it! As long as I don't screw up, nobody should die!

In other words, only half of my team will die here.

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I restore Pent, who warps Canas over there so that he can heal Harken, because I am good at planning and don't have a physic.

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Wil good! Geitz bad!

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Other stuff happens on player phase.

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DAT CRIT

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Ahhh...All I can do now is pray.

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Frick, Canas is using the wrong tome. This is bad.... How'd I forget to press two buttons?! Well, best case scenario, I only waste some uses of Luna.

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Oh no...OH NO...

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Ah, we're fine. I think.

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Nice! Let's hope that this holds.

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Normal luck.

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HEART ATTACK

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YEAH! Let's go!

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OHMYGOD

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Canas is too good.

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A-are you-

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HE CRITTED PENT

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I...

There's a hole in my Panto...

I... I don't...

Heh...HuehahahahhahahahahHA! WIL OUTLIVED PENT AND THE WARP STAFF! WIL! WIIIILLLL!!!

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CANAS KABOOM THIS ONE. FOR THE WARP STAFF!

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KABOOOOOOOOOM!

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Gee, if I had the warp staff, this wouldn't be a problem.

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Thank. God.

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Aight. Just...Let's limit the damage. Losing Pent and the warp staff was eno-

...

Oh no...

Harken's...Uh... Not gonna be healed by Canas his turn...

Subscribe to my Patreon page! 1$=1 luck! Do it for Harken! DO IT FOR PANTO, ONLY YOU'RE ALL TOO LATE! IT'S THE ROGER'S FAULT! IT'S PENGAIUS' FAULT! NO! NO, IT'S NOT PENGAIUS! IT'S PINGU, THAT DEVIL-SPAWN PENGUIN! IT'S PINGU'S FAULT! PINGU!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!

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THIS WILL BE YOU SOMEDAY, PINGU

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HECTOR UR BAD WE AREN'T WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIPS! WE WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT ANYTHING BUT CHE BOY-AR-DEE!

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CUP NOODLE!

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KRAFT DINNER!

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PINGU

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ALFAGHETTI

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POCKET LASAGNA

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ELIGOOD

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PINGU HAS HIJACKED OUR ATTEMPTS TO RECTIFY THE WRONGS IN THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

And now, thanks to his evil intentions, I may have to sacrifice Geitz to keep Eligood alive. It's okay, everyone! Sacrificing two really good units in one turn is a good strat! DonDon approved! Pingu not-approved!

Hmm...Oooorrr... Ooh! Geitz can rescue Farina after she takes out the druid! Ha! Hooo.... Deep breaths...DEEEEEEEPPPP BREAAATHHHHSSSS....

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Please missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease miss

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I said please miss so much that I missed the screenshot of the druid missing...

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Mmmm...Not seeming like a good idea.

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Okay. This is my best bet to make it through with no more deaths. Unless he misses. Because he won't survive all of these guys and their Pingu'd bows.

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One!

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Two! We should be okay now... Geitz getting defense is also pretty nice. Cross your fingerrrrrsssss!!

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The little green unit who could.

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Thank you, Wil.

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Laugh if you want, but this crit rate nearly gave me a heart attack after what happened to Panto. The shadow of Pingu and chef Boy-Ar-Dee loom over us all.

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STOP THE LUNA, CHEF

PLEASE

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No! Green unit! Another soul lost to Pingus!

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Eh, whatever. Green unit is less replaceable.

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Okay. That armor knight just left instead of killing Harken. A rebel against Pingu's ways! Yes!

Oh, and Wil got Berserked. Too many Pingu rants for his taste, I guess. I missed the screenshot. I was not in top form on this update, okay? This was, like, my sixth attempt on this.

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Well, let's just keep every good unit we have left...I really don't wanna finish the game with just the lords and Nils. And chef Boy-Ar-Dee. That stuff is tasty, and I may as well hoard some before we head out to the dread isle.

Mmm, canned food....Waaiiiit. Hold up. This is a defend throne chapter.

And there's some myrmidons about to sack the throne...

Um...

Warp staff, I miss you so...

Lyn, it is all up to you!

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In the meantime, Eligood finishes off this archer...

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Gonzales-Sorry, Geitz tries to finish off this one...

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And succeeds in doing so...

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Nino does her best. It's not very good...

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I missed the other two screenshots. Don't worry, it's a quality LP, I promise!

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This armor knight has been gnome'd!

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Wil may have gone mad, but he's still not dumb!

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Good job.

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Great. Simply fantastic. If they land three attacks on me, (which they're gonna a chance to get barring a crit occurring) Still, better than a 100 chance to let them get the throne.

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Using the brave sword may seem dumb, but with the killer axe, there's a chance that this bloke will survive and kill us.

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A restore! Very nice to have.

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We're in a bit of a pickle. I've seen worse, I've seen worse.

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OVERCOOKED CUP NOODLE WITH NO FLAVOR PACKET

AND I FORGOT TO GIVE HER A SWORD

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Seeing that 0 crit makes me very happy.

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Eligood to the rescue! Save these innocent cup noodles from the microwave that's too hot!

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E...ligood...

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Oh no...Oh no...

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Okay...One down. Lyn, please do what is contrary to who you are and DODGE!

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Good job, Nino.

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Excellent! 10/10, better than Panto. Not chef Boy-Ar-Dee, though.

But of course this won't be canon. Every time she gets a level like this we reset and she gets skill and luck levels...

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I missed Will attacking. But nobody died.

IF LYN DIES HERE, IT'S RUBEN'S FAULT. HE DIDN'T CROSS HIS FINGERS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vw9ibI9.png30 minutes 'till zero hour... Fufufufufufufufufufuufuuuu!

zcN79QK.pngYes! Uwee hee hee!

Vw9ibI9.png... D'you ever feel like we're interrupting something even when nothing's going on?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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OH THANK BLESSED ST. ELIMINE! I am a tactical genius! We did it! We overcame Pingus and Pongus, with the help of Pingu and cup noodles!

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Pingu may have tried to stop us at every turn,

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But I'll be able to buy groceries!

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With toast.

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Ooooooooooohh! Ohohohohohhh...OHOHOHOHOH...

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Agh...I feel weird.

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Well, we got the body ring... Wait, was it Pingu or Nergal who took Nils? Anyways, glad that we're allowed to take this from Ostia. We'll be needing it in case they ambush us!

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Hey, a dragonshield! That's nice. I'll probably give it to Pent. He was chatting with Louise just a moment ago...

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Why are the knights of Ostia here?

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I need a nap...

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PLEASE TAKE YOUR MURDER OUTSIDE! I WANNA SLEEP!

 

 

 

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Ahh...What a lovely morning. I feel like a new man! Although, I did dream that in twenty years, I feel like a whole bunch of my army will get destroyed here. Weiiirrdd...I sure as heck won't be commanding an army in twenty years.

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Hey, the Eligood x Lyn scene still plays in Hector mode!

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I know that every time you give a unit a stat booster, they die, but this will be fine, because these help with durability. I'm not off my rocker anymore, don't worry. Time to shop!

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We load up on killer and silver bows for Wil, Killer and silvers for everyone who uses lances, a lancereaver for Lyn, Silver swords for Eligood and arena for Nino! I also stocked up on magic stuff, elixirs and pure waters.

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Oy vey...

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Indeed it should! The final battle approaches! Just three maps left!

Sorry about the really low-quality update; it should get better from here on out, though, because HOOOOOO boy, was Victory or Death an adventure. It was pretty hard for these two because they were really boring. Well, Pent aside. And there won't be as much chef Boy-Ar-Dee or Pingu. I promise.

 

Thank you for reading, and remember to stay safe and stay beautiful!

 

 

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Vw9ibI9.png(It's time! Gogogogogogogogo!)

zcN79QK.png(We strike!)

 

 

h99pFBl.pngEEEEEEEERRRRRRKKKK!

syrblxs.png...Yes, milady?

h99pFBl.pngBring me some popcorn and food for three! This is gonna be good... I do love me a good tragedy.

NPOxqAa.jpgMy money's on the scummy thief guy dying first!

ZVoE4wM.jpgMamma Mia...

 

DEATH COUNT: Matthew

                                         Rebecca*

                                         Lowen

                                         Guy

                                         Serra

                                         Bartre

                                         Dorcas

                                         Marcus

                                          Erk

                                          Priscilla~

                                          Wil x 3

                                          Lucius

                                          My honor

                                          Kent

                                          Legault%

                                          Raven*

                                          Helen

                                          Isadora

                                          Sain

                                          Oswin

                                          Heath

                                          Canas

                                          Rath

                                          Dart

                                          Vaida

                                          Panto

                                          Louise

                                          Pingu's villainous career

Defeated as enemy

*Retreated

~Captured

% Unrecruitable

???

Discharged/killed pre-reset.

Dishonorably spared

RESET COUNT: 

TOO MANY TO COUNT

Merlinus deaths as merchant: 8

 

 

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2 hours ago, Benice said:

Go! Tell it on the mountains, o'er the hills and everywhere that I intend to have the finale of this LP up on Dec. 24th! Mark it on your calendars! ...But only for the purpose of seeing how many months behind I end up being.

Don't you have, like, 6 chapters left? Or am I misremembering? You sure you want to make that promise?

2 hours ago, Benice said:
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I didn't ask for 10 webbers. Do not attempt to swindle me.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

Probably very. Maybe My dude should give her massages more often.

Ergh...

2 hours ago, Benice said:

Ur welcome. Likewise, your LP made me wanna delete Arknights play Berwick saga. Now I feel like I'll never stop.

Indeed, I too want to delete Arknights after my Berwick Saga LP. Berwick Saga is great, too.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

zcN79QK.pngNo need, uncle! I've got it. Trust me, I've pulled all-nighters before.

5RPLYTm.pngVery well, then! It's settled. Now, who's up for some canned ravioli?

Vw9ibI9.png(MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

eukFoX3.pngAre you all right, Juno? You sound like you're chocking while suppressing some kind of song.

Vw9ibI9.pngTotally fine! Yep! Ahahah! Just normal me!

You better not be trying to pull a sneaky on me.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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...Two. Two units.

It's kinda sad that The Last Promise, of all things, took this concept and did it better.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Eligood 0-turns his chapter!

This isn't even close to looking like the FE6 map. Armads map at least looks like it could connect to its FE6 counterpart, but this?

2 hours ago, Benice said:

And for some reason, FE7 decides to make the text autoscroll R E A L L Y  S L O W L Y. I recall this from my first playthrough. It annoyed me there and it annoys me here, but we at least get some good screenshots!

Oh yeah, I remember that. It's a stupid decision, something unbelievable in FE7.

Also, I recall that there's a bug here where Eliwood's portrait becomes pitch black. Maybe you just somehow missed it? I seem to remember it's quite common.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Yes, you definitely require effective weaponry against you to kill you.

Heck, I'm pretty sure he outright does better against Nergal with that same tome in the final chapter. Hurray for plot armor!

2 hours ago, Benice said:

We know that you will bring Elibe to a new level of prosperity.

N I C E

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Eyy, he said the meme thing!

This is a message from Lord Nergal. "FE7 sucks."

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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OOF

We're warpskipping maps now?

Good. The less FE7, the better.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Please crit?

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I regret. But this was the best I could come up with. Maybe I should regret that this is the best that I could come up with.

It's all right, it was a good attempt. Besides, Harken's godly. Sure he can handle this, if no magic users get involved.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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We're okay! WE'RE OKAY!

See?

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Not okay...

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NOT OKAY ABORT ABORT

Okay, now that's just bad luck.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Got it! As long as I don't screw up, nobody should die!

Awesome. On to the next map.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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I restore Pent, who warps Canas over there so that he can heal Harken, because I am good at planning and don't have a physic.

Wait, this wasn't a kill boss map?

...What did you accomplish by killing Denning, again?

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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YEAH! Let's go!

Canas MVP.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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HE CRITTED PENT

Holy shit, Benice. I have no words. That was just... Wow. So unfortunate...

2 hours ago, Benice said:

Subscribe to my Patreon page! 1$=1 luck! Do it for Harken! DO IT FOR PANTO, ONLY YOU'RE ALL TOO LATE! IT'S THE ROGER'S FAULT! IT'S PENGAIUS' FAULT! NO! NO, IT'S NOT PENGAIUS! IT'S PINGU, THAT DEVIL-SPAWN PENGUIN! IT'S PINGU'S FAULT! PINGU!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!

Damn straight! Butterman is to blame! Butterman is a menace to the entire city! You hear that, @butterman?! BUTTERMAN!!

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Please missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease missPlease miss

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I said please miss so much that I missed the screenshot of the druid missing...

They say that if you say the word "miss" three times in front of a mirror, Perceval appears and curses everyone to miss.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Okay. That armor knight just left instead of killing Harken.

That is very dumb, but after your equally dumb bad luck today? I'd say you deserve it.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Great. Simply fantastic. If they land three attacks on me, (which they're gonna a chance to get barring a crit occurring) Still, better than a 100 chance to let them get the throne.

I remember I liked leaving Merlinus on the throne. Of course, your Merlinus has died too much for that.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Using the brave sword may seem dumb,

Not really. Hoarding is a pitfall. Hoarding when it could cost Harken his life is even deeper a pitfall.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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Okay...One down. Lyn, please do what is contrary to who you are and DODGE!

It has come to this. Lyn, time to redeem yourself for being the worst lord in the game.

4 hours ago, Benice said:

IF LYN DIES HERE, IT'S RUBEN'S FAULT. HE DIDN'T CROSS HIS FINGERS.

What!? How dare you pin this on me! I'll kill you!

4 hours ago, Benice said:

Vw9ibI9.png30 minutes 'till zero hour... Fufufufufufufufufufuufuuuu!

zcN79QK.pngYes! Uwee hee hee!

Vw9ibI9.png... D'you ever feel like we're interrupting something even when nothing's going on?

He's laughing like Valtome now.

That's it, he's secretly Valtome. That's the plottwist. He's the worst villain in Tellius.

4 hours ago, Benice said:

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OH THANK BLESSED ST. ELIMINE! I am a tactical genius! We did it! We overcame Pingus and Pongus, with the help of Pingu and cup noodles!

Praise be to Derrick.

4 hours ago, Benice said:

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Ooooooooooohh! Ohohohohohhh...OHOHOHOHOH...

If you look closely, you can see that it says "Florina" on it.

4 hours ago, Benice said:

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Ahh...What a lovely morning. I feel like a new man! Although, I did dream that in twenty years, I feel like a whole bunch of my army will get destroyed here. Weiiirrdd...I sure as heck won't be commanding an army in twenty years.

Well, who knows what course our lives will take.

Incidentally, I see that's how you're going to handle the 6 chapters left thing: by doing 3 in one update.

4 hours ago, Benice said:

ArEi4kA.pngZzz...Zzzz...Zzzz...

Vw9ibI9.png(It's time! Gogogogogogogogo!)

zcN79QK.png(We strike!)

Together we strike?

Also, not Marlowe, please. Kill Raven instead.

4 hours ago, Benice said:

h99pFBl.pngBring me some popcorn and food for three! This is gonna be good... I do love me a good tragedy.

NPOxqAa.jpgMy money's on the scummy thief guy dying first!

ZVoE4wM.jpgMamma Mia...

Hoo, boy... You've got something in store, that's for sure. A plottwist, no doubt.

...Who in the world is that chef guy, though?

 

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No u!

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Hey wait, the top of this map is almost chapter 8 from FE6!

RUNNNNNNNNN

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Pent has the warp staff

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Dear lord, what an awful unit...

Wait 9 strength promoted!? That’s the worst I've ever seen...

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If Harken fails, I can warp in Florina.

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Mmm, canned food....Waaiiiit. Hold up. This is a defend throne chapter.

As some may have noticed, there is a real possibility I hacked Benice’s LP this update...

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And there's some myrmidons about to sack the throne...

Um...

Warp staff, I miss you so...

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IF LYN DIES HERE, IT'S RUBEN'S FAULT. HE DIDN'T CROSS HIS FINGERS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Vw9ibI9.png... D'you ever feel like we're interrupting something even when nothing's going on?

 

I thought you were gonna end the update here...

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Agh...I feel weird.

Why?

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Ahh...What a lovely morning. I feel like a new man! Although, I did dream that in twenty years, I feel like a whole bunch of my army will get destroyed here. Weiiirrdd...I sure as heck won't be commanding an army in twenty years.

Benice for Canadian commander-in-chief 2040!

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Hey, the Eligood x Lyn scene still plays in Hector mode!

Wait there’s a scene of that? I thought it was just Lyn x Hector.

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This is a message from Lord Nergal

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5 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe, Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe, Pent's dead Pent's dead.

Lo(ui)ser

I await you at the Dread Isle

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1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Damn straight! Paellaman is to blame! Paellaman is a menace to the entire city! You hear that, @Paellaman?! PAELLAMAN!!

 

1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Who in the world is that chef guy, though?

Ettore Boiardi Italian chef. 

 

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6 hours ago, Benice said:

Because the west has no taste? I mean we liked FE9 and three houses, so they weren't wrong.

Idk, FE9 has it's problems, but from what i've played, it's a decent game.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

Uh, okay... I don't really get it though, since there aren't any guardians here in FE6.

cause you killed them all mate

and because it's impossible for FE7 to do anything without contradicting the previous game

6 hours ago, Benice said:

Okay, I don't even have an excuse for that screenshot.

you forgot to comment on how Nergal CAME FOR NILS AND LEFT WITHOUT GRABBING HIM.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

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Hey wait, the top of this map is almost chapter 8 from FE6!

It is, in fact. this is like one of three things FE7 actually does that's cool.

6 hours ago, Benice said:

Uh, I forgot to show all of my deployment slots. But it's basically the same as last map +Jaffar.

So Hector, Florina, and Jaffar. Got it.

1 hour ago, Sooks said:

I thought you were gonna end the update here...

that would be something that would happen, wouldn't it?

 

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7 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Does Hector have 18 con? 'Cause I think that Armads has a weight of eighteen.

I mean his 15 is a lot closer than any of the other Lords are to the weight of their legendary weapons (Lyn losses 8 speed from the dead wight she gets, and Elwood isn't much better with 7 speed loss...)

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

 

Anyways, I went with Florina, and literally nothing at all happened.

Sounds about right. They had to make this chapter beatable even with a barely trained Hector with the help of a thief...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

Top 10 reactions to killing your canon waifu. By the way, basically every other screenshot from here was just an empty text box because I was tired. Because it was, like, two in the morning. Sorry about that.

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I mean look at the eliwood sad face showing up...too bad you missed the great shot with this unique face where Hector can't bring himself to look at Nils after what happened to Ninian...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

 

MpjqgVW.pngA wonderful proposition. Now then, I'd best turn in for tonight. Brunnya...I wish thee luck in the battle. You will be a bright star for Bern in coming years.

Jsl3B8J.png(Ah...He's so cute...) *Ahem* You too, milord. Bern cannot afford to lose a youth as brilliant as yourself. No matter what your father tells you, you are the reason we continue to advance. We know that you will bring Elibe to a new level of prosperity.

I am kinda hoping some of the side story stuff continues on into an FE6 LP with these canon characters...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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And I quickly realized that I was not gonna beat this map without going for a quick clear. I'm pretty sure that defeating the boss stops reinforcements, and there a metric ton of them here. So, I devised a stupid plan!

 

Classic Lyn...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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OOF

And it was right here that I realized that I couldn't both give the warp staff to Canas and warp Florina in this turn.

 

Oh boy... you are going risk the whole run on a crit again aren't you...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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 Let's try and silence these status staves; next turn, Florina can head over there. If both Pent and Canas are avaliable to

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Got 'em!

 

That is a lucky break, and smart move silencing the Berserk staff.

As a side note, it figures you deploy all your best units in the death chamber there. Hopefully they all manage to make it out alive...(unlike my ironman on this map.)

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

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THERE IS STILL HOPE! HARKEN BREATHES ON!

Whew...that could have been terrible.

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

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Oh, come on! Seriously?! Why?

 

Ok that is fairly funny...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

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M Y  P L A N  W A S  F L A W L E S S

Oof...

 

7 hours ago, Benice said:

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I restore Pent, who warps Canas over there so that he can heal Harken, because I am good at planning and don't have a physic.

At least that sleep staff wasn't crippling, although forgetting about a physic staff was kinda derpy, and might get Harken dead...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

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HEART ATTACK

...two uncomfortably  close calls, but no deaths from those in the death chamber quite yet...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

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OHMYGOD

...1 hp...yikes...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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HE CRITTED PENT

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I...

There's a hole in my Panto...

I... I don't...

Heh...HuehahahahhahahahahHA! WIL OUTLIVED PENT AND THE WARP STAFF! WIL! WIIIILLLL!!!

Oof, seems the death chamber claims its first victim. Yeah my Pent died in that chamber too back in my FE7 ironman...Also the death of the Warp staff is going to make Victory or Death a lot more interesting (especially if you are going for the gaiden)

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Gee, if I had the warp staff, this wouldn't be a problem.

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Thank. God.

 

Those status staves can be so deadly...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

Oh no...

Harken's...Uh... Not gonna be healed by Canas his turn...

...RIP Harken...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

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CUP NOODLE!

Lyn at her finest!

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Laugh if you want, but this crit rate nearly gave me a heart attack after what happened to Panto. The shadow of Pingu and chef Boy-Ar-Dee loom over us all.

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STOP THE LUNA, CHEF

PLEASE

...two possibly crit run enders. Not great odds but still kinda teeth clenching...

 

22 hours ago, Benice said:

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Okay. That armor knight just left instead of killing Harken. A rebel against Pingu's ways! Yes!

What a strange stroke of super luck....

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

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Eh, whatever. Green unit is less replaceable.

 

😞 Farina deserves better...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

Oh, and Wil got Berserked. Too many Pingu rants for his taste, I guess. I missed the screenshot. I was not in top form on this update, okay? This was, like, my sixth attempt on this.

In some ways that is the least worrying unit to be Berserked, but protecting your Pegasi from that berserk effective damage might get annoying...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

And there's some myrmidons about to sack the throne...

Um...

Warp staff, I miss you so...

Lyn, it is all up to you!

...Its all up to Lyn...welp this is a lost run, I guess you get another chance to save Pent and Louise.

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

Gonzales-Sorry, Geitz tries to finish off this one...

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And succeeds in doing so...

Its interesting to see Geitz doing relevent stuff this late into the game.

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

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Great. Simply fantastic. If they land three attacks on me, (which they're gonna a chance to get barring a crit occurring) Still, better than a 100 chance to let them get the throne.

It would probably be better to just enemy phase with the sword, as I don't think you can get anyone close enough to trade switch her weapon. Still I don't like those odds...

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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We're in a bit of a pickle. I've seen worse, I've seen worse.

That placement to prevent even the longbow hit is rather clever.

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

Oh no...Oh no...

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Okay...One down. Lyn, please do what is contrary to who you are and DODGE!

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

 

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OH THANK BLESSED ST. ELIMINE! I am a tactical genius! We did it! We overcame Pingus and Pongus, with the help of Pingu and cup noodles!

Eligood really saved the day, but Lyn still had to give you that risk of failure.

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

Vw9ibI9.png... D'you ever feel like we're interrupting something even when nothing's going on?

Heh, that is a cute 4th wall breaking joke.

 

8 hours ago, Benice said:

 

ArEi4kA.pngZzz...Zzzz...Zzzz...

Vw9ibI9.png(It's time! Gogogogogogogogo!)

zcN79QK.png(We strike!)

This is going to get interesting in Victory or Death isn't it. (did you hack another map just for the side LP? I guess I will just have to see)

 

 

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My dude saga, chapter 24: Victory or Death. No prizes for guessing what we got...

It's the end of the world as we know it:

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On 12/12/2020 at 6:55 AM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Don't you have, like, 6 chapters left? Or am I misremembering? You sure you want to make that promise?

Well:

30

31

31x

32

32x

Final

So yep, six maps. That said, nothing happened in 30 and 31x is a glorified battle prep, so it's really only four maps.

I didn't ask for 10 webbers. Do not attempt to swindle me.

How do you know that Derrick isn't Webber, huh?! HUH?!

Ergh...

It's okay, I gave her a dragonshield instead.

Indeed, I too want to delete Arknights after my Berwick Saga LP. Berwick Saga is great, too.

Yessir!

You better not be trying to pull a sneaky on me.

Hm, hm, hm, hm...

It's kinda sad that The Last Promise, of all things, took this concept and did it better.

This does not surprise me!

This isn't even close to looking like the FE6 map. Armads map at least looks like it could connect to its FE6 counterpart, but this?

Is it supposed to be like FE6's map? I sure hope that it isn't.

Oh yeah, I remember that. It's a stupid decision, something unbelievable in FE7.

Of course. Only good design decisions here.

Also, I recall that there's a bug here where Eliwood's portrait becomes pitch black. Maybe you just somehow missed it? I seem to remember it's quite common.\

Hm. I actually haven't seen that before.

Heck, I'm pretty sure he outright does better against Nergal with that same tome in the final chapter. Hurray for plot armor!

Good job! Nice on!

N I C E

We call that irony!

This is a message from Lord Nergal. "FE7 sucks."

Since when was Nergal right?

We're warpskipping maps now?

Well, as close to warpskipping as we can get on this map...

Good. The less FE7, the better.

Yup.

It's all right, it was a good attempt. Besides, Harken's godly. Sure he can handle this, if no magic users get involved.

I was fairly certain, but one thing going wrong means death. And Harken's death would be crippling.

See?

Weeeellll....

Okay, now that's just bad luck.

I wish I'd had Nils to use the dodge ring...

Awesome. On to the next map.

Wait, this wasn't a kill boss map?

...What did you accomplish by killing Denning, again?

Every turn that Denning's alive causes a ton of reinforcements; A druid, a sniper, two armor knights, a general, two more snipers, so on and so forth.

Canas MVP.

Yup.

Holy shit, Benice. I have no words. That was just... Wow. So unfortunate...

Honestly, the bigger loss is the warp staff; I have other people who can do Pent's job. I don't have anyone to do the warp staff's job, though.

Damn straight! Butterman is to blame! Butterman is a menace to the entire city! You hear that, @butterman?! BUTTERMAN!!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, PENGAIUS

They say that if you say the word "miss" three times in front of a mirror, Perceval appears and curses everyone to miss.

Curses! I knew I shouldn't have said "Miss"!

That is very dumb, but after your equally dumb bad luck today? I'd say you deserve it.

This could have gone so, so much worse.

I remember I liked leaving Merlinus on the throne. Of course, your Merlinus has died too much for that.

Yup. I think in my first completed playthrough of FE7, he promoted in Cog. I'm not doing so well this time...

Not really. Hoarding is a pitfall. Hoarding when it could cost Harken his life is even deeper a pitfall.

I guess so.

It has come to this. Lyn, time to redeem yourself for being the worst lord in the game.

Worst lord in more ways than one...

What!? How dare you pin this on me! I'll kill you!

It's your fault! I'll kill you!

He's laughing like Valtome now.

That's it, he's secretly Valtome. That's the plottwist. He's the worst villain in Tellius.

How dare you liken my fanfiction to a mainline FE game's worst villain?! I'll kill you!

Praise be to Derrick.

Indeed.

If you look closely, you can see that it says "Florina" on it.

I think Canas needs it more, actually. That way he can use nosferatu a little better, (probably still fairly unsuable, but we'll see) and barely loses speed from Luna.

Well, who knows what course our lives will take.

Incidentally, I see that's how you're going to handle the 6 chapters left thing: by doing 3 in one update.

Indeedy! I was gonna put 31x into next update, but then I wouldn't be able to fit in as much side story as needed.

Together we strike?

[Together we ride on kazoo intesifies]

Also, not Marlowe, please. Kill Raven instead.

We'll see!

Hoo, boy... You've got something in store, that's for sure. A plottwist, no doubt.

WE'LL SEE!

...Who in the world is that chef guy, though?

Ettore Boiardi/Hector Boiardi, AKA chef Boy-Ar-Dee. Must just be a North American thing...

 

 

On 12/12/2020 at 6:59 AM, Sooks said:
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No u!

U no!

RUNNNNNNNNN

Not gonna lie, chapter 8 is probably my least favorite map of FE6.

The warp staff is useful!

Wait 9 strength promoted!? That’s the worst I've ever seen...

Yup. About -5 off of her strength average. She's gained strength TWICE.

Warp staff!

As some may have noticed, there is a real possibility I hacked Benice’s LP this update...

I can't believe you've done this.

I thought you were gonna end the update here...

Never! I will never end an update!

Why?

Good question.

Benice for Canadian commander-in-chief 2040!

Canada is going down in flames in twenty years.

Wait there’s a scene of that? I thought it was just Lyn x Hector.

Nope! If Eligood and Lyndisgusting have a B support or higher, this scene takes place.

 

 

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Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe, Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe, Pent's dead Pent's dead.

NOOOOOOO NOT THE DEVIL INCARNATE

Lo(ui)ser

CURSE YOU, PINGU

I await you at the Dread Isle

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Idk, FE9 has it's problems, but from what i've played, it's a decent game.

It's better as a fire starter than it is as a game.

cause you killed them all mate

Well yeah, but since they're never mentioned in FE6, they wouldn't have to restrict your deployment this much to avoid waking the guardians.

and because it's impossible for FE7 to do anything without contradicting the previous game

Change my mind, FE8 is a better prequel to FE6 than FE7 was.

you forgot to comment on how Nergal CAME FOR NILS AND LEFT WITHOUT GRABBING HIM.

Oh yeah. And there's nothing stopping him from doing it too...

Well, Canas. And Harken. And Florina. But in cutscee world, there ain't anyone stopping him.

It is, in fact. this is like one of three things FE7 actually does that's cool.

What are the other two?

So Hector, Florina, and Jaffar. Got it.

SO EIN MIST

that would be something that would happen, wouldn't it?

No, of COURSE not!

 

 

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I mean his 15 is a lot closer than any of the other Lords are to the weight of their legendary weapons (Lyn losses 8 speed from the dead wight she gets, and Elwood isn't much better with 7 speed loss...)

I don't know what they were thinking. At least Durandal effectively has 23 might still, (I think) but doesn't Sol Katti have basically nothing redeeming about it?

Speaking of Durandal, I wonder why this game later was titled "The Blazing Blade" when Durandal is irrelevant to the plot and has no connection to fire in either FE6 or FE7. Unless I am forgetting something.

Sounds about right. They had to make this chapter beatable even with a barely trained Hector with the help of a thief...

Yep, I'm honestly perfectly okay with this one having nothing to it in terms of mooks. The boss is rather strong, though.

I mean look at the eliwood sad face showing up...too bad you missed the great shot with this unique face where Hector can't bring himself to look at Nils after what happened to Ninian...

I had one where his face was semi faded away...

I am kinda hoping some of the side story stuff continues on into an FE6 LP with these canon characters...

I plan to! I actually only LP'd FE7 as set-up for my FE6 LP. Well, that and I wanted to like FE7 the same way everyone else did.

Classic Lyn...

LYN IS GOOD I PROMISE

 

Oh boy... you are going risk the whole run on a crit again aren't you...

Hah! Of course n-

Maybe.

That is a lucky break, and smart move silencing the Berserk staff.

Yep. Since this was my umpteenth try on this map, I'd figured out by then that Canas' near invulnerability to status staves and Pent's solid chances to dodge would have made it okay.

As a side note, it figures you deploy all your best units in the death chamber there. Hopefully they all manage to make it out alive...(unlike my ironman on this map.)

I had a plan! It didn't work because I forgot how trading works, (I was playing Berwick right before this, and you can trade then move there...

Whew...that could have been terrible.

Yup. And I really shouldn't have had that much stuff on him, since I wasn't counting on him surviving this map.

Ok that is fairly funny...

WHO PUT THAT RESTORE THERE?!

Oof...

Restored druid=Unrestored sanity.

At least that sleep staff wasn't crippling, although forgetting about a physic staff was kinda derpy, and might get Harken dead...

I am good at FE! Although the lack of Physic might have been because I didn't have one...I don't think I did, (It may have broken in Cog of Destiny,) but I could be wrong.

...two uncomfortably  close calls, but no deaths from those in the death chamber quite yet...

Flawless strategies of good.

...1 hp...yikes...

As I've been saying, flawless strategies of good

Oof, seems the death chamber claims its first victim. Yeah my Pent died in that chamber too back in my FE7 ironman...Also the death of the Warp staff is going to make Victory or Death a lot more interesting (especially if you are going for the gaiden)

I can't imagine that this game has anything worse than Cog of Destiny to throw at me. Besides, I think that Victory or Death really is sieze, so I can Florinaskip if I have to.

Those status staves can be so deadly...

They break my heart.

...RIP Harken...

Pysche! ARMOR KNIGHT ACCOMPLICE, ACTIVATE!

Lyn at her finest!

What an awesome unit.

...two possibly crit run enders. Not great odds but still kinda teeth clenching...

Yep. Well, the crit wouldn't have directly killed Hector, but then others may have gone for him as well...

What a strange stroke of super luck....

That armor knight served us well.

😞 Farina deserves better...

Maybe so.

In some ways that is the least worrying unit to be Berserked, but protecting your Pegasi from that berserk effective damage might get annoying...

Well, it wasn't the first time Wil'd done this, so I had dealing with it down to a science, more-or-less.

...Its all up to Lyn...welp this is a lost run, I guess you get another chance to save Pent and Louise.

Have faith in the bad unit!

Its interesting to see Geitz doing relevent stuff this late into the game.

Is he supposed to have fallen off? I've barely used him...

It would probably be better to just enemy phase with the sword, as I don't think you can get anyone close enough to trade switch her weapon. Still I don't like those odds...

I didn't think it through very well.

That placement to prevent even the longbow hit is rather clever.

Thank you, thank you, I know I'm good.

Eligood really saved the day, but Lyn still had to give you that risk of failure.

She actually did it! Wow!

Heh, that is a cute 4th wall breaking joke.

I mean, I do it so often that it begged for having a joke like that.

This is going to get interesting in Victory or Death isn't it. (did you hack another map just for the side LP? I guess I will just have to see)

I should have and I did plan to, but didn't have enough time after that one map. Ah well. FE6 might have some side maps, we'll see!

 

 

And I feel not fine:

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ArEi4kA.pngZzz...Zzz...

zcN79QK.png...

Vw9ibI9.png...

ArEi4kA.pngZzz...Zzz

Vw9ibI9.png(We've made it past him, right?)

zcN79QK.png(I think so.)

Vw9ibI9.pngPhew! We made it out of camp undetected!

zcN79QK.pngYahoo! Took us weeks of planning, but we got it!

Vw9ibI9.pngNow then, I saw this lake earlier. It'll work perfect for our date!

zcN79QK.pngAwesome! Let's be off! A shame about how my uncle thinks that we don't pay enough attention to go away from camp unattended.

Vw9ibI9.pngSucks, doesn't it? Ah well, he means well. Still, we're attentive and almost fully-fledged knights! We can handle a date.

zcN79QK.pngIt'd be pretty danged hard to sneak up on us, that's for sure.

Two hours later, 3 A.M.

Vw9ibI9.pngHow'd you feel about a swim?

zcN79QK.pngSwimming is my middle name!

Vw9ibI9.pngI thought your middle name was Bob.

zcN79QK.pngWell, it is.

Vw9ibI9.pngAight, I'm heading in! Last one to make it to the other side is a rotten bagel!

zcN79QK.pngHey! Cheater! You won't get away with this!

Vw9ibI9.pngCan't catch meeeee!

zcN79QK.pngThen why am I holding your foot?

Vw9ibI9.png...You sure your middle name is Bob and not Swimmer? That was real quick.

zcN79QK.pngI guess it's one thing I'm good for!

Vw9ibI9.pngWell, handsome, how about you get a little closer? It's a tad chilly in here...

zcN79QK.pngDon't mind if I-

gA0n8AM.pngFIRE!

zcN79QK.pngArrows from above! Duck!

Vw9ibI9.pngHeh...Maybe your uncle was right...We let those guys set up a full ring around us.

zcN79QK.pngYour fault for being so gorgeous! I couldn't take my eyes off of you!

Vw9ibI9.pngNo, it's your fault for being so handsome! You tu-

gA0n8AM.pngYeuch! Nobody cares!

zcN79QK.pngGuess we should focus on getting outta here, then. That leaves us with one question: Would we rather run back to the camp and hav to explain why neither of us have clothes and were out in the woods...Or running away into the woods, through where all the snupers are.

Vw9ibI9.pngSeems like an easy choice to me.

zcN79QK.pngYep. Away into the woods we go! Chaaaaarrrgggeee!

gA0n8AM.pngAre they drunk, high or stupid?

zumwQlW.pngAll of the above, captain! I ran into 'em last time they were 'ere on the isle, an' the flirting was so bad it wiped out our whole unit! They must be intoxicated or somethin'!

gA0n8AM.pngI wish morphs could be accountants... Erm, anyways! Launch the attack on the camp! They're separated!

 

Back at the camp

eukFoX3.png(Hm...I don't hear Jerrot snoring like a herd of pegasi stomping. Something's up...)

eukFoX3.png(Hm? A note?)

zcN79QK.png"Dear Mrs. Lauris, the two of us needed some time alone tonight and went out for a date. If you ever wanna see us alive again, please don't tell Lawrence! P.S. No seriously, please don't. I enjoy having four limbs. Assuming you don't tell the Captain, we should be back by 4 in the morning. Toodles! -Jerrot."

eukFoX3.pngKids these days...Then again, remembering the stunts Canas and I pulled back at the academy... I suppose that they're entitled to a moment of romance. I'd best destroy the letter so that Lawrence can't find it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is it. The home stretch. It's time for the final gauntlet.

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YES YES YES PLEASE COME WITH US! YOU BREAK THE HECKING HP CAP, I NEED MORE UNITS LIKE YOU!

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YES YES YES I WANT MORE DARTS

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WHY?!

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Wait...Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.

I DO get Nils...Right?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!

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...Yourself?

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Oooooh....OH YES. Thank heavens, we do get Nils.

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Fantastic.

Alright, the challenge in this map will come from this: I have to reach the sieze point of this gigantic map in 20 turns or fewer. And it has to be with Hector's Armored Arse, naturally. If we don't get 32x, we reset. Because I've alredy bent over backwards to get Nils to level 7 in Lyn mode, hacked the game to add a spear to kill Kishuna and suffered through Genesis. I refuse to miss it after all of that.

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Ey, very nice. I guess. I suppose I can promote Oswin now...

Anyways, let's do this! Same team as last map, only this time without Pent and with Oswin. I really wanna get Renault because he's a cool character. Oh, and he has the Fortify staff. And I'm not exactly overstaffed for staff users.

Let's send Florina up to get him now, an-

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ABORT ABORT ABORT IT'S A TRAP RANGE TRIGGERED REINFORCEMENTS

Well. We're not going to get to Renault that way...

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In the meantime, we've gotta push to get the gaiden.This is a huge map, so getting Hector there in time is gonna require a lot of drive.

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FAST

Also, zoinks. She can't cap speed. Not that it matters, but green numbers! And more avoid! Which is good, because here come the ambush nomads!

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That's all of them that can make it to her so far... Jeez, just a little bad luck and we'd have a dead Florina.

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Welp, we'd best head out. I can get to Renault some other way.

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That's a lot of enemies, though...

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Regardless, onwards! We must press forwards!

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Oh great, more range-triggered reinforcements...

Why do I get the sense that this map REALLY wants you not to rush?

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-_-

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Awight, enemy phase time.

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Good job, Wil. You're an inspiration for us all!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ohmygosh...

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Y'know what, better this than a crit on Florina right there.

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Oooooooooorrr maybe not...

Whoops. Two turns in and I've already messed up! Is this a record? Unless... Nah, I think Isadora died turn 1. That's an unbeatable record.

M91Ve7Z.pngFIRE! FIRE! THE TENTS ARE ON FIRE!

Jsl3B8J.pngIt wasn't me practicing! Honest!

 

ArEi4kA.pngZzz...*snork*. Huh? AAAAIIIIIEEEE! SNIPERS! ARCHERS! ENEMIES! DRACOKNIGHTS! MAGES!

 

IGJed5l.pngHmph. Wake me up before I get my coffee, and you die. Many will fall this somber morning.

jB5SR83.pngTo me, F! Noble steed, lend me your power! Uh, and stay away from Ursula. Her pre-coffee magic is potent, to say the very least.

 

MpjqgVW.pngHuh? Murdock, did the body pillow arrive?

5RPLYTm.pngI will never be able to unhear that sentence and it pains me. Regardless, to battle! It may have arrived much sooner than expected, but we push onwards all the same! Attack!

 

XNnn2WP.pngLady Priscilla, I shall be watching over you.

4qJS2Ah.pngThank you, Sir Derricc. I know that together, no amount of morphs will stop us!

a3tvh0D.pngHmph. I fight alone. I fight for none but myself.

 

M91Ve7Z.pngHas anyone seen Juno or Jerrot?

5RPLYTm.pngOh no... You know what, if they're together, I have faith that they're fine! Everyone, together! ATTACK!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hey, Eligood has a talk with Oswin. Why anyone would bring Oswin to this chapter is beyond me, though.

I mean, I did, but c'mon, I'm me.

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Anyways, let's NOT trigger those reinforcements just yet.

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Good so far. One player phase and nobody's died! Wowzers!

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Florina, what was that?

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Holy carp, that's a lotta damage.

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Nice!

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Also nice!

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Okay, this is all ri-

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IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT

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STAP

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Good plannification gets you the win! Take note, kids. This was pure skill.

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Let's just not push my luc-Sorry, skill any farther.

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Oswin, even though you're useless, your death would suck.

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Agh!

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Enemy phase excitement.

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I've decided, since I have nothing better to do with this...

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To make Oswin good in General! Nice.  If nothing else, he can chip down Wyverns. And also the nomads, who showed up just now.

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Meanwhile, we've got quite the conglomeration over here. Best get rolling!

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LyN G00OD!

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I don't want your bolting, sir.

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Man oh man... This is gonna be a brutal map.

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At least Harken is literally invincible to anything that isn't a crit.

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AT LEAST HARKEN IS LITERALLY INVINCIBLE

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Farina's support with Florina should give her an extra point of attack and defense.

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O SNAP IT A CRIT WAOW

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Hector picks up the kill because he's about the only guy left who can actually level up, and since he's speed blessed, may as well use him.

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Heyo! He's still got it!
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Geitz gets patched up. I hope its enough, 'cause he might be taking some hits from wyverns soon.
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Dang, these enemies are actually sorta tough.
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We'll be here for some time.
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Whew... The hit rate may be only 6, but when it's that much damage...
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Lyn facing 0% crit from a killer lance. Wow.
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Oh boy.
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Oh boy...
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Woah, when'd she get 19 strength?
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PO'BOY

Also, wow, that's quite a bit of stat variance. I guess only two points of magic, but...

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This is okay. I planned for this.
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Our assassin isn't doing so good.
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You know what, I believe in the power of Wil!
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OH SNAP!
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WIL MVP
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And now, he's EZ money.
WAITWAITWAIT NONONO I FORGOT TO HEAL!
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NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO-
 
 
M91Ve7Z.pngWe've made it onto a field! Marlowe, are you still here?
LyISHtn.pngAlways!
M91Ve7Z.pngGood. I'm going to need your help, because there are a lot of them.
LyISHtn.pngThe day is still newly born! The shadows are long. Perfect for me to take some opportunistic attacks.
M91Ve7Z.pngThe enemy has nothing on us! Face our wrath, enemies of my friends!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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St. Elimine... I really need to be better at this.
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At least Eligood knows that I'm bad and improves so that he can survive regardless!
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And there we go. I call that strategy, "The deconstructed victory."
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Hector's also pulling his weight!
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Highly perceptive. That's my girl.
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Ah, she waited here for 19 years to get taught magic by Athos, but he died before he could. Explains a lot.
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Why can't she warp in FE6, then...
Also, is that unique dialogue or does everyone get it? It's kinda hard to tell...
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All right, I guess.
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Nino is also all right!
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Oswin still contributing.
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Sweet infant Jose, what a unit.
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They have ballistae. Fantastic.
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Better than Lyn.
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Well, if there's any time to miss an 81, now's fine.
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You're Farinot allowed to die!
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Time for enemy phase...
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Wait, the brigands get there that fast?!
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Is he going to be a green unit on the field, or...
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ELIMINE DAMNIT HE'S OUTTA HERE.
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Man...Even if he is a mediocre unit, I miss having him at least for the story...
 
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Merlinus is doing well.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Begone!
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HAHAHAHAHA! CAN'T HIT A GOOD UNIT!
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Ow! Stop that!
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Ah well, you had a good run, buddy.
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Oswin will also have a good run! Probably.
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What is with my luck with Berserk this run?
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Other enemy phase stuff.
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I have a feeling that this is gonna be useless.
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It's nearly broken, so I may as well drop it here.
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Aight, get going.
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Ded. VERY ded.
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Wil, can you also please make a VERY ded Valkyrie?
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Nope. But you did your best, and that is all we can ask!
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At least she can double the valkyrie...
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Oh nice, a crit!

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Oswin is doing a lot of this.
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Ballistae were a mistake.
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Completely skill-based strategies!
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And this is where things start to get real. This first wave should be fine, but there are so many enemies up ahead... And it sure as heck isn't possible to sieze in time to get the gaiden if there are so many enemies that I can't move forwards.
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I mised the crit, but he got it.

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Hooooooooolllllyy... Can't Stop Canas!
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Which frees Hector and Farina to slim down the number of enemies!
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...More? Why did there need to be more?
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Bah...
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Lyn>Jaffar! She has swords AND bows!
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And he kills enemies?! EXP THIEF! CALL THE POLICE! CALL THE PO-PO!
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[Insert something comedic here]
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Thank goodness these guys don't have triangle attacks.
 
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Yowch... That's not a great start.
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Okay, that's better.
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Farina, git gud!
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THANK YOU FOR GITTING GUD
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That...That's too close...Please say that there's no more...
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OHMYGOD
Okay, that was...A fantastic demonstration of skill.
Also, who thought that this many enemies on a time limit was a good idea?! Look at this! How am I supposed to beat this chapter in 20 turns if literally every tile has an enemy?!
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One fort down, one more to go.
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Perfection! Maybe we can get Lyn to double digit strength after nineteen levels! And there was a double flashbang, but take my word for it, she didn't miss twice.
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ELIGOOD!
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Wow, what a great weapon. It only slows down the only dark magic user by ten points with no benefit unlike Nosferatu.
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Aight.
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It's gonna be really tough to get there...We have to throw everything at the front lines now. We have no time left to spare.
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But all things considered, it's probably best for Hector to start taking care of this guy. Hectorcopter No. 1 occurs, prematurely ending this dangerous foe! I am about 92% certain that this warrior doesn't move since he hasn't yet, whereas everyone else on this map has been inclined to do just that. This is 92% with 1rn, though.
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We're all so proud of you, Oswin.
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What is this? This is ridiculous!
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Actually, what is this? Harken, you feelin' good?
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Yow. Hm. Maybe shoulda given him Nosferatu.
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Definitely shoulda given him Nosferatu. Then again, it does weigh him down enough to...Actually, who am I kidding, he'd still have 16 AS and this is FE7 we're talking about. Please...Don't let this gaffe claim Canas...
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But...I think we're okay? I hope...?
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...
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Hoo... That was close. But still, we're-
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THE WARRIOR MOVES?!
...
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No...
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What...
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But...But...The...No...No...The...Monocle...Luna...
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It...
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IT...
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I
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T
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...
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But this is...Horrible.
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Without Luna...The Monocle...The god-tier res... Can we even do this?
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Eligood doesn't think so. He has abandoned all hope.
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We still must walk through the trench of life...
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Even with the heavier burden.
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We Wil do our part to do as our fallen allies would have done.
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Wil seems to want to do his part like our fallen comrades did and fall himself. Still, our innate desire for survival is enough. He wil not fall to the hands of these wyverns.
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Without the threat of death, it appears that Florina won't get out of the way of the freight train.
 
IGJed5l.pngPerish!
jB5SR83.pngHYAAA! Hoo...There sure are a ton of them. We won't be able to hold on forever.
IGJed5l.pngWe can try.
jB5SR83.pngNo. No, we can't. We'll all surely die. I'll create an opening!
IGJed5l.pngNo. Do not. You'll die.
jB5SR83.pngBetter for Galle to lose one parent than two.
IGJed5l.pngYou can't-! Please. We can still fight. Stay with me for a little longer.
jB5SR83.pngVery well, my dove. But we both know that we cannot win without some sacrifice.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Wha-
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...B-bolting?
BOLTING?!
OH BOLLOCKS, SCREW THIS! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! I DON'T CARE WHO DIES, NERGAL ENDS TODAY! CANCELED! CANCELED HARDER THAN AN INDEPENDANT RESTAURANT IN A SEA OF MASS COMPANIES!
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I DON'T CARE THAT THEY HAVE SO MANY MORRPHS THAT IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO ADVANCE BEFORE ENEMY PHASE!
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EVERYONE WILL DO THEIR PART!
FOR REBECCA!
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FOR KENT!
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FOR SAIN!
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FOR ISADORA!
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FOR DART!
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FOR SHIN!
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FOR GOODNESS' SAKE
STOP THAT
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Burn.
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Fall.
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Florina has a really important job here for the total annihilation of them. I don't want the Ballistae to kill her prematurely.
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And we still can't move because they still have reinforcements showing up there, so we must continue our crusade against these foes.
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And so they fall. One by one, they fall beneath the tides of our blades.
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Hector doesn't seem to want to end Nergal.
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And I suppose that Farina won't particularly care about vengefully eliminating these emissaries from evil incarnate, since she won't get any money for it. Why'd I-
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I...
I suppose that Farina will become the hero of Elibe! Farina forever! 2nd best pegasister! LET'S GOO! SHOW 'EM THAT FIRE! USE THAT FIRE AND BURN THEM ALL TO DUST!
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I say second-best, because this is happening on the other side of the world.
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Nino doing what Pent couldn't, and that is not dying yet!
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Now, for the scary part of Limstella. Because she's more or less a joke without Bolting because Fimbulvetr is even more laughable than Glass back in the days of Yore in the second update of this LP. Just for old times' sake:
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There we go. Floina will probably be fine, but Hector... Will be taking around 30 damage. While wading through a literal ocean of enemies.
I love this game.
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Harken is extremely good.
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Harken also grew a second head.
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Sweet St. Elimine, how many crits in a row was that?! Six?! Holy shaMOLY.
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Florina's seen better days. But she's doing alright. And we need her to, because nobody other than Harken can bring justice as well as her.
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I don't like killer ballistae. At all. I don't know what crit they have, (My memory from FEBuilder seem to tell me that it's a mere 10) but being completely unable to see their stats scares me.
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At least Farina survives a crit thanks to x2 effectiveness.
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Are...
This....
This is worse than Pent.
Nino just died to a Ballista crit.
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WHY DO I EVEN TRY?!

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END THIS MAP! NOW!

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END IT ALL! END THE GAME! END THE LP!
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END THE EVERYTHING!
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END MY DOUBTS ABOUT FARINA!
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END BOLTING AS A WHOLE
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END HITTING HARKEN
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END HARKEN HAVING ALMOST AS MUCH DEFENSE AS A FRICKIN' GENERAL
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END MISSES
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DON'T END HECTOR FOR GOD'S SAKE
And here come the dark mages...I'm gonna hate this.
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Oogh! That 7% hit...Please, no...Just...Don't...
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2/2...
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3/3...
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And 4/4. But I'm not counting my chickens yet.
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Farina, did you count your chickens?
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And I don't think these guys can hit Hector. Valkyries? Those things DEFINITELY can. And I hate it.
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STOP.
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We're...Fine?
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We made it one more turn, but... Man, we have to go. The gaiden time limit is encroaching into my comfort zone, and I don't wanna have to go through this again...
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No more ballista,
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But there is also likely going to be no more Farina. There is a chance that she survives, but I can't afford to pull her back.
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Aside from that...Just moving Hector is about all I can do because of these blasted forests. I don't know if I can make it...
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Good start...

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Oh yeah, Harken's dealing with a bajillion cavaliers over here. But as you can see...

But yeah. There's a lot of them, so he ain't doing nothing.

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Oh dear...

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Farina, if any of the 30's must hit, please let it be these.

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Hector, just don't get hit.

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6 hit, 0 damage. Wow.

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Why you gotta be like this, Farina.

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Well...At least she's not going down without a fight. Because at this point, she is pretty much cooked.

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Hey, res helps.

 

 

5RPLYTm.pngThat's the dragon's gate up ahead! I can see Everyone else fighting from here! That looks like Hector's army over there...The lightning suggests that Ursula's over that mountain, and I can see Swift charging down some brigands... And Sir Derricc already seems to be routing our foes in the Dragon's Gate.

LZZ9C4m.pngVictory is within sight! Come on, we've got to rally everyone! I don't want anyone else to die!

eukFoX3.pngVictory or death! There's no in between anymore!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Keep fightin'! Finish up with the full pegasister trio!

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Oh bollocks, there it is.

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You did good. I'm sorry that I couldn't repay in kind.

That sucked, but it needed to happen to get Hector to the throne in time. I'm sorry that I couldn't find another way, but Nils couldn't Nini's grace in time.

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Welcome to the "Benice has multiple heart attacks" show! Grab some popcorn and a AED machine!

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DAMN YOU

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Oh. Okay, this suits me fine.

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Why does it feel like the more I move forwards, the longer this infernal patch of trees extends? Also, those mages have been showing u[ in that heart-shaped pttern for an obscene amount of time. Why would you actively punish players for trying to reach the end of the map quickly when there's a time limit?

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Hector's not gonna use 1-2 range so that fewer can attack him.

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Next up on the chopping block for getting Hector to the throne in time is Geitz. It's not going off to a good start at all. But he should at least get three or four to attack him, if nothing else.

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The boost to dodge will help!

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Vengeance for Florina. She has vinicated her sister's memory.

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...

 

IGJed5l.pngSo....Many...

jB5SR83.pngDarling...There's Glass and Captain Lawrence. Join them. We can't both make it through.

IGJed5l.pngNo! You can't!

gA0n8AM.pngAn opening! DIIIIEEEE!!

jB5SR83.png!!!! There'll be no choice for me to make after all...

Vw9ibI9.pngEat spear, you morph!

gA0n8AM.pngUrk...That sucked... 1/5 stars...

Vw9ibI9.pngWhat do you have to say? Punctual, correct? I know, I know, I am awesome at this. There is no logical reason to thank me for arriving at the correct moment.

zcN79QK.pngIt is now time to crash the party. Get going, you two individuals. We will be right behind you. Trust us. Running away from the action, more specifically combat aand other similarly dangerous activities which threaten our welfare is our specialty.

jB5SR83.pngThank you. You've saved me.

zcN79QK.pngWATCH OUT! THAT'S A FAKE JUNO AND JER-

rB6nGhJ.pngToo late! AHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

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rB6nGhJ.pngToodles~

jB5SR83.pngHeh....Heh...Hahahheehahhoooo! To think...That I die... Not helping anyone...

IGJed5l.pngNo! No! My husband!

jB5SR83.pngUrsula...Take...Care of...G...Galle...Love...

IGJed5l.pngAegeas?

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IGJed5l.pngAAAEEEEEGEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

I really couldn't.

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Well, that about triples Hector's chance of death.

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You know the drill by this point.

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Poor fool, attacking a 20/20 dancer.

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Please no.

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I DID NOT ASK FOR MORE SIEGE TOMES

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Yes!

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No.

Don't do this. Don't.

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Great lord? More like GREAT WASTEBIN! AND ONE WHO'S ABOUT TO GET ROASTED TO DEATH LIKE IT'S FE4 ALL OVER AGAIN

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Please.

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Harken? They're going after Harken? THANK GOD. THANK YOU. ST. ELIMINE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS, BUT THANK YOU.

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Hector, do not do that ever again.

And, you know, Geitz did do a good job of taking the Bolting hit. He was meant to do so much more than just that one, but he may have saved Hector if it had hit him instead.

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No Valkyries for you.

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Eligood!

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COME ON! WHY?!

Florina...I mean...She should be fine, but I've said that a lot, and we are most certainly NOT FINE.

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The enemy phase where nearly everything went right. We can do this now. We can survive. But can we do it in time...I am honestly not sure.

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Okay, last big foe gone.

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Double crit doesn't cut it. Not that I actually intended to attack here, just needed a numbers test. The results:

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Ah, crud...

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Well, nothing left can hurt her short of obscenely bad luck. And it's happened, but there's nothing to be done about that.

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Roll onwards!

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We've got this!

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Turn 19 of 20...

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I need the power! The power! THE POWER!!!

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End her, Florina! The horrendous journey...It all ends with this matchup!

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Yes! YES!

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One more FIlla's Might, and...

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This is it. Turn 20 of 20. Let's hope that it's 20 or fewer turns, not fewer than 20.

But as long as we don't miss twice...

We have it.

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Boom!

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It's over.

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Two battles remain. Two more hurdles in our fool's errand in search of light.

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Excellent.

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Lore dump, etc.

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Fade to black. This is it. Did we make the Gaiden? Do I have to do this hell of a map all over again?

Only one way to find out...

By reading the next update!

 

Thanks for readin everyone, have a great day and stay saucy!

 

 

 

 

DEATH COUNT: Matthew

                                         Rebecca*

                                         Lowen

                                         Guy

                                         Serra

                                         Bartre

                                         Dorcas

                                         Marcus

                                          Erk

                                          Priscilla~

                                          Wil x 3

                                          Lucius

                                          My honor

                                          Kent

                                          Legault%

                                          Raven*

                                          Helen

                                          Isadora

                                          Sain

                                          Oswin

                                          Heath

                                          Canas

                                          Rath

                                          Dart

                                          Vaida

                                          Panto

                                          Louise

                                          Pingu's villainous career

                                          Nino

                                          Wil

                                          Farina

                                          Geitz

Defeated as enemy

*Retreated

~Captured

% Unrecruitable

???

Discharged/killed pre-reset.

Dishonorably spared

RESET COUNT: 

TOO MANY TO COUNT

Merlinus deaths as merchant: 9

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cGgsqSC.pngCanas...My friend...*Sniff* I... This is terrible...I'm sorry...
pAN0BE9.pngIndeed...'Tis a sad time...
cGgsqSC.pngWhat?!
pAN0BE9.pngMy wife bought me that cloak on my honeymoon...Shame that I've ruined it beyond repair.
cGgsqSC.pngY-YOU'RE ALIVE! YOU'RE ALIVE!
pAN0BE9.pngHm? But of course I am alive. I located an interesting fungus amidst the trees while I was under attack. Naturally, I ripped my cloak on some nearby roses, but...
cGgsqSC.pngYOU'RE ALIVE YOU'RE ALIVE YOU'RE ALIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE!
pAN0BE9.pngHm? What an odd fellow. Regardless, I'd best go rejoin my wife.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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2 hours ago, Benice said:

you forgot to comment on how Nergal CAME FOR NILS AND LEFT WITHOUT GRABBING HIM.

Oh yeah. And there's nothing stopping him from doing it too...

Well, Canas. And Harken. And Florina. But in cutscee world, there ain't anyone stopping him.

but see, Nergal can oneshot the lords with an AOE attack he never uses again. and Florina, Canas, and Harken can't do much against a game over. Also, why would Canas, Harken, and Florina be there? They don't have any story prevailance, and even if they did, the game would just forget.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

FAST

Also, zoinks. She can't cap speed. Not that it matters, but green numbers! And more avoid! Which is good, because here come the ambush nomads!

she still can. Pegasi's speed cap is 28.

2 hours ago, Benice said:
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Lyn>Jaffar! She has swords AND bows!

Jaffar has 10 more strength then Lyn

2 hours ago, Benice said:
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Without Luna...The Monocle...The god-tier res... Can we even do this?

just give the other Luna tome to Athos. You get two of them.

2 hours ago, Benice said:
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...B-bolting?

he Wil be missed.

2 hours ago, Benice said:
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WHY DO I EVEN TRY?!

nice.

2 hours ago, Benice said:

Why would you actively punish players for trying to reach the end of the map quickly when there's a time limit?

cause the Nergal gaidens are supposed to be a secret. SMH

2 hours ago, Benice said:

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

I really couldn't.

kill every last one of them eh?

 

 

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4 hours ago, Benice said:

 

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Why can't she warp in FE6, then...
Also, is that unique dialogue or does everyone get it? It's kinda hard to tell...
 
 
SF isn’t letting me separate these so I’m copying your style now! Anyway, afaik, characters are grouped by personality as to what they say to Sophia but all of her responses are the same. This is just a guess based on what happened to me though. That might have been in the empty ruin though...
 
 
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THE WARRIOR MOVES?!
...
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No...
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What...
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But...But...The...No...No...The...Monocle...Luna...
RIP
 
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Wha-
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HOW ARE YOU EVEN GONNA BEAT THE GAME
 
Nino just died to a Ballista crit.
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WHY DO I EVEN TRY?!

BEST GIRL NOOOOOOOOOO

 

*Farina dying that is totally being shown by SF, the least buggy website on the planet, especially on mobile devices!*

Seriously who is actually alive? Lyn, Eliweak, Hector, Florina, Oswin, Harken, and Jaffar? And I guess Athos and Nils? Are the next chapters just going to be Harken, Florina, and Athos solos?

*My dude talking, displayed by the least buggy website out there*

I forgot who that was at first! Did he and Florina ever get together?

 

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20 hours ago, Benice said:

Vw9ibI9.pngNow then, I saw this lake earlier. It'll work perfect for our date!

zcN79QK.pngAwesome! Let's be off! A shame about how my uncle thinks that we don't pay enough attention to go away from camp unattended.

Ahhh... I see. You and your tricks.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

zcN79QK.pngDon't mind if I-

gA0n8AM.pngFIRE!

Oh shit, it's random assassins!

20 hours ago, Benice said:

gA0n8AM.pngAre they drunk, high or stupid?

zumwQlW.pngAll of the above, captain! I ran into 'em last time they were 'ere on the isle, an' the flirting was so bad it wiped out our whole unit! They must be intoxicated or somethin'!

gA0n8AM.pngI wish morphs could be accountants...

Bwahahahahahahahah... Okay, that was good. And nobody died yet, so that's excellent.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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WHY?!

And in today's episode of "bad FE7 decisions"... Why isn't Fergus playable? Serious question. The guy disappears from the plot after this. He's a really cool character. He's powerful. Why not give him to you as an early Gotoh? I guess because we can't have nice things in FE7?

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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ABORT ABORT ABORT IT'S A TRAP RANGE TRIGGERED REINFORCEMENTS

I don't recall this map looking that awful from years back... Then again, years back I save state and RNG abused because I couldn't stand getting bad levels. Not that I can nowadays, but these days I just roll with it.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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FAST

Also, zoinks. She can't cap speed. Not that it matters, but green numbers! And more avoid! Which is good, because here come the ambush nomads!

I would complain about her awful defense first and foremost. As I have been doing all LP, of course.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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Oooooooooorrr maybe not...

Whoops. Two turns in and I've already messed up! Is this a record? Unless... Nah, I think Isadora died turn 1. That's an unbeatable record.

There we go again.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

ArEi4kA.pngZzz...*snork*. Huh? AAAAIIIIIEEEE! SNIPERS! ARCHERS! ENEMIES! DRACOKNIGHTS! MAGES!

Pictured: Me when I send a unit near a forest in Berwick Saga.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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Hey, Eligood has a talk with Oswin. Why anyone would bring Oswin to this chapter is beyond me, though.

I have a vivid memory of one of my first FE7 runs, where I did bring Oswin here. Not only that - His weapon broke, and instead of giving him another one, I... for some reason decided to employ him as an unarmed wall. Yeah.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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Florina, what was that?

Hey, at least she got luck. Only Berwick players will understand that joke!

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT

A dangerous archer? In my FE7?

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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To make Oswin good in General! Nice. 

I mean, he can tank a couple blows from FE7's pathetic enemies, at least.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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AT LEAST HARKEN IS LITERALLY INVINCIBLE

No, seriously, this guy. Spare some luck for the rest, damn you!

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO-

Well... That was not the wisest move.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

LyISHtn.pngThe day is still newly born! The shadows are long. Perfect for me to take some opportunistic attacks.

"Opportunistic attacks" is a nice way to describe "hide behind buff waifu while she protects me."

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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At least Eligood knows that I'm bad and improves so that he can survive regardless!

Eligood! Eligood!

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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10/10 dialogue. FE7 best story.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

Also, is that unique dialogue or does everyone get it? It's kinda hard to tell...

From what I recall, there's a bunch of different sets of dialogue with Sophia, but groups of units share them.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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Is he going to be a green unit on the field, or...
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ELIMINE DAMNIT HE'S OUTTA HERE.

Eyyy, it's my favorite character from FE7! Yes, there's a time limit to get him. Why? Why not? This is the best FE, after all.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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Nope. But you did your best, and that is all we can ask!

Wil is like Derrick. He's a shining beacon of power and hope in the horizon.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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Hooooooooolllllyy... Can't Stop Canas!

He matches Harken in some stats. Wow. Holy shit, Canas...

20 hours ago, Benice said:

Also, who thought that this many enemies on a time limit was a good idea?!

The same person that made Battle Before Dawn?

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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Wow, what a great weapon. It only slows down the only dark magic user by ten points with no benefit unlike Nosferatu.

39 might on Canas, though.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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No...
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What...

Oh, c'mon.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

jB5SR83.pngVery well, my dove. But we both know that we cannot win without some sacrifice.

That's very tragic and all, but... My "dove"?

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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...B-bolting?
BOLTING?!
OH BOLLOCKS, SCREW THIS! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! I DON'T CARE WHO DIES, NERGAL ENDS TODAY! CANCELED! CANCELED HARDER THAN AN INDEPENDANT RESTAURANT IN A SEA OF MASS COMPANIES!

OH, C'MON!

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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FOR KENT!
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FOR SAIN!
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FOR ISADORA!
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FOR DART!
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FOR SHIN!
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FOR GOODNESS' SAKE
STOP THAT

Hahahahaha... That one was really good.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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WHY DO I EVEN TRY?!

This is going to be a Florina final chapter solo at this rate.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
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END HARKEN HAVING ALMOST AS MUCH DEFENSE AS A FRICKIN' GENERAL

Wait, no, never mind, Harken's here too.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

eukFoX3.pngVictory or death!

Roll credits.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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You did good. I'm sorry that I couldn't repay in kind.

Holy shit, this is starting to remind me of the chapter 21 massacre in my FE6 LP...

20 hours ago, Benice said:

jB5SR83.pngThank you. You've saved me.

zcN79QK.pngWATCH OUT! THAT'S A FAKE JUNO AND JER-

rB6nGhJ.pngToo late! AHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

Oh no, it's Juno.exe

...It did take me by surprise, though. Congratulations.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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Oh wow. Fancy.

Quote

rB6nGhJ.pngToodles~

jB5SR83.pngHeh....Heh...Hahahheehahhoooo!

That's an... interesting reaction to dying.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

So is that.

20 hours ago, Benice said:

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Okay though, that's probably the coolest death quote in FE7.

20 hours ago, Benice said:
cGgsqSC.pngCanas...My friend...*Sniff* I... This is terrible...I'm sorry...
pAN0BE9.pngIndeed...'Tis a sad time...

Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there I was worried you wouldn't do this.

But where is Wil?

 

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Can't quote rn for some reason so

Can'tas

Ni no longer alive (this ones weak)

Where were you when archer die. Was at home eating dorito when phone ring. Bad Archer is Kil. No

Geist (this one is a stretch)

Far in a way the biggest waste of 20k ive ever seen

 

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On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

Speaking of Durandal, I wonder why this game later was titled "The Blazing Blade" when Durandal is irrelevant to the plot and has no connection to fire in either FE6 or FE7. Unless I am forgetting something.

I mean The Blazing Blade is Durandal's title, and it is Eliwood's weapon, and he is supposed to be the hero...together with Lyn, and Hector.

All the legenday weapons have monikers like that: Durandal the Blazing Blade, Armads the Thunder Axe, Forblaze the Infernal Truth, Aureolo the Glorius Ascension, Mulagir the Bow of Swift Winds, Maltet the Spear of Ice, and Appocalypse the Elder Revelation. Fun fact I went out of my way to have my tactician in the FE6 Succession game only refer to them by those monikers, never by their name.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

Is he supposed to have fallen off? I've barely used him...

No, I was more commenting on my surprise that this unit that you've barely used is suddenly doing relevant things this late in the game.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

zcN79QK.pngAwesome! Let's be off! A shame about how my uncle thinks that we don't pay enough attention to go away from camp unattended.

Vw9ibI9.pngSucks, doesn't it? Ah well, he means well. Still, we're attentive and almost fully-fledged knights! We can handle a date.

Bah, is this what all that ominous dialogue was all about last time...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

Let's send Florina up to get him now, an-

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ABORT ABORT ABORT IT'S A TRAP RANGE TRIGGERED REINFORCEMENTS

Yeah I forgot how those trap like reinforcements worked on my successful ironman as well (and the mages in the south fried Vaida...)

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

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Y'know what, better this than a crit on Florina right there.

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Oooooooooorrr maybe not...

Whoops. Two turns in and I've already messed up! Is this a record? Unless... Nah, I think Isadora died turn 1. That's an unbeatable record.

Whelp that was a bad sign...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

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Hey, Eligood has a talk with Oswin. Why anyone would bring Oswin to this chapter is beyond me, though.

I mean, I did, but c'mon, I'm me.

I mean I did on my ironman as well due to him being one of the few survivors....

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

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IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT

 

Yikes, that could have been bad...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

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Good plannification gets you the win! Take note, kids. This was pure skill.

Your Berserk luck is really saving the day here.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

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Man oh man... This is gonna be a brutal map.

Yeah... it is...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
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And now, he's EZ money.
WAITWAITWAIT NONONO I FORGOT TO HEAL!
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NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO-
 

Oh no, Benice, why do you do this to yourself....at least you weren't punished for it but...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
Also, is that unique dialogue or does everyone get it? It's kinda hard to tell...
 

Its dependent on the unit, with different groups of units having different dialogue. If you are curious you can see them all here: https://serenesforest.net/blazing-sword/scripts/game-script/miscellaneous/sophia-dialogues/

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
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Better than Lyn.

Its kinda funny seeing all the nomads surrounding Oswin to attack Merlinus.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
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Wait, the brigands get there that fast?!
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Is he going to be a green unit on the field, or...
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ELIMINE DAMNIT HE'S OUTTA HERE.

Oof, that kinda sucks, as you really need the help...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
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What is with my luck with Berserk this run?

It is what is saving this run.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
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Oswin is doing a lot of this.

Nice to see Oswin doing some good work despite how ignored he was before this.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
Lyn>Jaffar! She has swords AND bows!
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And he kills enemies?! EXP THIEF! CALL THE POLICE! CALL THE PO-PO!

Ah yes, Lyn's great skill, not killing enemies.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
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THANK YOU FOR GITTING GUD
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That...That's too close...Please say that there's no more...
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OHMYGOD
Okay, that was...A fantastic demonstration of skill.

...that was close.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
Also, who thought that this many enemies on a time limit was a good idea?! Look at this! How am I supposed to beat this chapter in 20 turns if literally every tile has an enemy?!

I kinda think the norther route is a little easier to deal with...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
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THE WARRIOR MOVES?!
...
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No...
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What...
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But...But...The...No...No...The...Monocle...Luna...

Oh no, not one of the good units...are you going to make it out of this ironman?

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
 
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Wha-
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...B-bolting?
BOLTING?!

...ouch.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
And I suppose that Farina won't particularly care about vengefully eliminating these emissaries from evil incarnate, since she won't get any money for it. Why'd I-
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I...
I suppose that Farina will become the hero of Elibe! Farina forever! 2nd best pegasister! LET'S GOO! SHOW 'EM THAT FIRE! USE THAT FIRE AND BURN THEM ALL TO DUST!

That is my girl, Farina, showing herself to be the BEST Pegasister.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
Are...
This....
This is worse than Pent.
Nino just died to a Ballista crit.
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WHY DO I EVEN TRY?!

This truely is the worst timeline...wait, is that your last Staff unit...How are you going to win this?

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

 

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Keep fightin'! Finish up with the full pegasister trio!

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Oh bollocks, there it is.

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You did good. I'm sorry that I couldn't repay in kind.

That sucked, but it needed to happen to get Hector to the throne in time. I'm sorry that I couldn't find another way, but Nils couldn't Nini's grace in time.

...Farina you did not deserve this disastrous treatment...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

zcN79QK.pngWATCH OUT! THAT'S A FAKE JUNO AND JER-

rB6nGhJ.pngToo late! AHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

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WHAT....Plot Twist...of doom...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

I really couldn't.

RIP the unit I did not expect to perform as well as he did.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

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Double crit doesn't cut it. Not that I actually intended to attack here, just needed a numbers test. The results:

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Ah, crud...

...How are you even going to kill Limstella...

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:

 

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This is it. Turn 20 of 20. Let's hope that it's 20 or fewer turns, not fewer than 20.

But as long as we don't miss twice...

We have it.

 

That was close...I think you get the gaiden, but...it might be better to just redo this....yikes this run is really hanging by a thread. I guess Athos is going to have to solo the last two maps...although, do you still have the other Luna? This might get bad....

 

On 12/19/2020 at 6:31 AM, Benice said:
 
cGgsqSC.pngYOU'RE ALIVE YOU'RE ALIVE YOU'RE ALIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE!
pAN0BE9.pngHm? What an odd fellow. Regardless, I'd best go rejoin my wife.

Are you going to hack him back into the game?

 

 

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On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

I'M READING I PROMISE I'M JUST BAD AT COMMENTING

Given I've missed every second update for so long due to other things... I'm in no position to be a dick about it.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

Ghost riding the wyvern!

Considering she died, this is double pun.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

Oh, so THAT'S where they got Clarine from...

I imagine Ruben approves of this theory.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

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...Two. Two units.

It's like Hector's first chapter all over again.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

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Okay, the dying dragon on the map is pretty neat.

It'd be neater if Durandal was half this good in gameplay. Seriously, why does it weigh so much?

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

MpjqgVW.pngA wonderful proposition. Now then, I'd best turn in for tonight. Brunnya...I wish thee luck in the battle. You will be a bright star for Bern in coming years.

Jsl3B8J.png(Ah...He's so cute...) *Ahem* You too, milord. Bern cannot afford to lose a youth as brilliant as yourself. No matter what your father tells you, you are the reason we continue to advance. We know that you will bring Elibe to a new level of prosperity.

Astonishing foreshadowing.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

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I...

There's a hole in my Panto...

I... I don't...

Heh...HuehahahahhahahahahHA! WIL OUTLIVED PENT AND THE WARP STAFF! WIL! WIIIILLLL!!!

Also last dedicated bow user left. Though I guess Geitz and Lyn still exist.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

IT'S THE ROGER'S FAULT

I want to make a ridiculous claim about being offended by this claim. But I have nothing.

On 12/12/2020 at 9:33 PM, Benice said:

DEATH COUNT:

At this stage, it'd just about be easier to list who's alive.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:

Vw9ibI9.pngPhew! We made it out of camp undetected!

zcN79QK.pngYahoo! Took us weeks of planning, but we got it!

Vw9ibI9.pngNow then, I saw this lake earlier. It'll work perfect for our date!

Wow. And I expected them to have been Morph imposters that replaced them or something. What a double fake out. First you don't expect the betrayal because you know they were around in FE6... then the betrayal isn't there.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:

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WHY?!

Many are the lords who tried to talk a potential recruit out of joining. Eliwood is the only one who not only succeeded, but did so to a unit as broken as Fargus.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:

a3tvh0D.pngHmph. I fight alone. I fight for none but myself.

Raven. The Anti-Ike.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:

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Hey, Eligood has a talk with Oswin. Why anyone would bring Oswin to this chapter is beyond me, though.

I mean, I did, but c'mon, I'm me.

I mean, if you didn't have him promote so late... he'd have been in better shape for it. Not that it was an option here.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:
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Man...Even if he is a mediocre unit, I miss having him at least for the story...

And, you know. Having units.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:
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Thank goodness these guys don't have triangle attacks.

Wouldn't matter if they did looking at that damage output. 3 times 0 is still 0.

On 12/20/2020 at 1:31 AM, Benice said:
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But...But...The...No...No...The...Monocle...Luna...

Not to mention one of the only people who can heal left. Renault's loss looking worse in retrospect.

And so I lost the ability to quote arbitrarily.

Nino dying: Well that makes losing Canas, Pent and Renault even worse. Though I notice Canas isn't listed dead...

Wil dying: That's it. The LP is finished guys.

Geitz and Farina dying: Now I have to ask, who is officially left for deployment, barring the lords, Florina, Oswin, Hawkeye, Harken, Nils, Jaffar and Farina? Not counting Athos, because he doesn't show up until the Final Chapter.

Fake Jerrot and Juno: Oh... there were Morphs. Triple fake out. A real rarity.
Also I agree with Ruben.

Bring Wil back if you bring back Canas. Immortal archer running gag.

 

 

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My dude saga, chapter 25: THE FINAL E!*

*Terms and conditions may apply

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to one and all! I didn't have time to finish off the LP as planned, (To nobody's shock...) but it should be done real soon! The next update will be the last main one, perhaps followed by an epilogue-ish thing, depending on length. Regardless, I'm doing the replies here basically just so that I may say Happy Holidays to y'all!

 

Have a great:

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On 12/19/2020 at 9:03 AM, Hello72207 said:
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but see, Nergal can oneshot the lords with an AOE attack he never uses again. and Florina, Canas, and Harken can't do much against a game over. Also, why would Canas, Harken, and Florina be there? They don't have any story prevailance, and even if they did, the game would just forget.

Well yeah, that's what I meant; they aren't in the cutscene army.

she still can. Pegasi's speed cap is 28.

Oh.

Not that it will matter...

Jaffar has 10 more strength then Lyn

Yes, but he's a prepromote! GROSS

just give the other Luna tome to Athos. You get two of them.

When do I get the next one? I only had the Luna Canas was holding when he was kill.

he Wil be missed.

Yup.

nice.

NO

cause the Nergal gaidens are supposed to be a secret. SMH

Ah yes, of course.

kill every last one of them eh?

Just making exp distribution easier, it was all on purpose.

 

 

On 12/19/2020 at 10:50 AM, Sooks said:
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*Farina dying that is totally being shown by SF, the least buggy website on the planet, especially on mobile devices!*

Seriously who is actually alive? Lyn, Eliweak, Hector, Florina, Oswin, Harken, and Jaffar? And I guess Athos and Nils? Are the next chapters just going to be Harken, Florina, and Athos solos?

Also Marcus and Hawkeye, but I'm not using Marcus because he's supposed to be dead and I'm not using Hawkeye because his animations scare me.

*My dude talking, displayed by the least buggy website out there*

I forgot who that was at first! Did he and Florina ever get together?

Yup, at the end of Lyn Mode. He's kinda irrelevant to the subplot by now...

 

 

On 12/20/2020 at 3:16 AM, Saint Rubenio said:
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Ahhh... I see. You and your tricks.

Gotee! Although maybe actually following through on my plot teists from time to time would be good...

Oh shit, it's random assassins!

My favorite villains in FE!

Bwahahahahahahahah... Okay, that was good. And nobody died yet, so that's excellent.

I wish morphs could be accountants too. Then this game would be about eight chapters shorter.

And in today's episode of "bad FE7 decisions"... Why isn't Fergus playable? Serious question. The guy disappears from the plot after this. He's a really cool character. He's powerful. Why not give him to you as an early Gotoh? I guess because we can't have nice things in FE7?

It'd be cool if he had an exclusive class that had S ranks in all physical weapons as a counterpart to Athos' S in all magics.

I don't recall this map looking that awful from years back... Then again, years back I save state and RNG abused because I couldn't stand getting bad levels. Not that I can nowadays, but these days I just roll with it.

And you also probably didn't have about 90% of the cast killed off.

I would complain about her awful defense first and foremost. As I have been doing all LP, of course.

Nonsense! She is perfect!

There we go again.

No, no, no! I had a bad seed for the RNG and had to die to prevent turn loss in 32x! It's a good player thing. You wouldn't get it.

Pictured: Me when I send a unit near a forest in Berwick Saga.

Good thing there aren't any hide assassins in this game, 'cause I'm not good enough to avoid 'em. Then again...I wouldn't put it past FE7 to pull that in the last map with no actual explanation.

I have a vivid memory of one of my first FE7 runs, where I did bring Oswin here. Not only that - His weapon broke, and instead of giving him another one, I... for some reason decided to employ him as an unarmed wall. Yeah.

Just saving that funds rank for the S rank run!

Hey, at least she got luck. Only Berwick players will understand that joke!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHANOOOOOOOOO

Now she can't get crippled! 'Ooray!

A dangerous archer? In my FE7?

Double effective is good, I promise.

I mean, he can tank a couple blows from FE7's pathetic enemies, at least.

More than a couple! A couple hundred!

No, seriously, this guy. Spare some luck for the rest, damn you!

I can't believe that I've been reduced to using him...

Well... That was not the wisest move.

Big brain!

"Opportunistic attacks" is a nice way to describe "hide behind buff waifu while she protects me."

Hush now, he's doing his best.

Eligood! Eligood!

Eligood might be my best bet for taking out the final boss, actually.

10/10 dialogue. FE7 best story.

Very deep.

From what I recall, there's a bunch of different sets of dialogue with Sophia, but groups of units share them.

Makes sense.

Eyyy, it's my favorite character from FE7! Yes, there's a time limit to get him. Why? Why not? This is the best FE, after all.

I wish that they'd given the Brigands dialogue at least...

Wil is like Derrick. He's a shining beacon of power and hope in the horizon.

Our savior is dead! OUR SAVIOR!

He matches Harken in some stats. Wow. Holy shit, Canas...

The monocle grants eternal power!

The same person that made Battle Before Dawn?

Ah, of course.

39 might on Canas, though.

True, but he has much better tools to use.

Oh, c'mon.

This is an understatement.

That's very tragic and all, but... My "dove"?

Like, this kind of dove:

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Although maybe doves being a symbol of love is only a North American thing.

OH, C'MON!

I've lost my Wil to live.

Hahahahaha... That one was really good.

Oswin delivers for my jokes!

This is going to be a Florina final chapter solo at this rate.

Wait, no, never mind, Harken's here too.

It's going to be EAAASSSSSYYYY

Roll credits.

Come on now, I said I'd do the finale on the 24th!

Holy shit, this is starting to remind me of the chapter 21 massacre in my FE6 LP...

Ahhhh...Chapter 21...Not gonna lie, that one is one of my favorites in FE history, even though most despise it.

And the Hugh moment was a classic.

Oh no, it's Juno.exe

...It did take me by surprise, though. Congratulations.

WOOT!

Oh wow. Fancy.

High-qaulite PL's!

That's an... interesting reaction to dying.

How would you react to being killed by a .exe?

So is that.

As logical as him being Geese's brother despite the fact that he'd have to be around...At least ten years elder?

Okay though, that's probably the coolest death quote in FE7.

I prefer "Marcus? MARCUS!!!"

Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there I was worried you wouldn't do this.

Ahaha, but of course, how could I have forgotten the-

But where is Wil?

...

Ahaha...This was all planned out.

 

 

On 12/20/2020 at 8:26 PM, Pengaius said:

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Ha! You cannot Rickardo Rollo me!

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Can't quote rn for some reason so

Oof

Can'tas

Thicc oof

Ni no longer alive (this ones weak)

Santa oof

Where were you when archer die. Was at home eating dorito when phone ring. Bad Archer is Kil. No

Geist (this one is a stretch)

 

Far in a way the biggest waste of 20k ive ever seen

 

 

 

On 12/21/2020 at 8:38 AM, The Roger The Paladin said:

 

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Given I've missed every second update for so long due to other things... I'm in no position to be a dick about it.

You still have a better record than me!

Considering she died, this is double pun.

True skill.

I imagine Ruben approves of this theory.

I hope Clarine outlives Panto regardless.

It's like Hector's first chapter all over again.

Except this time I didn't kill my thief!

It'd be neater if Durandal was half this good in gameplay. Seriously, why does it weigh so much?

Because we can't let Eligood be the Elibest!

Astonishing foreshadowing.

Gosh, who'd have thought?

Also last dedicated bow user left. Though I guess Geitz and Lyn still exist.

Geitz existed. Lyn has D rank and nine strength. Nine.

I want to make a ridiculous claim about being offended by this claim. But I have nothing.

Ah-ha! Then you are guilty!

At this stage, it'd just about be easier to list who's alive.

Probably, but this has more comedic effect.

Wow. And I expected them to have been Morph imposters that replaced them or something. What a double fake out. First you don't expect the betrayal because you know they were around in FE6... then the betrayal isn't there.

I took the lyrics of Let's Twist again too literally!

Many are the lords who tried to talk a potential recruit out of joining. Eliwood is the only one who not only succeeded, but did so to a unit as broken as Fargus.

Eligood is still the Elibest in Elibe!

Raven. The Anti-Ike.

Good. The less Ike, the better!

I mean, if you didn't have him promote so late... he'd have been in better shape for it. Not that it was an option here.

But Generals aren't good in General!

And, you know. Having units.

Nah, that's not important.

Wouldn't matter if they did looking at that damage output. 3 times 0 is still 0.

I mean, true, but with steel sword, they dealt one, which would be nine a turn. Which still isn't catastrophic, but...

Not to mention one of the only people who can heal left. Renault's loss looking worse in retrospect.
Very smooth.
And so I lost the ability to quote arbitrarily.
Oof! I wonder why it happened to multiple people all of a sudden.
Nino dying: Well that makes losing Canas, Pent and Renault even worse. Though I notice Canas isn't listed dead...
Whoops, my bad.
Wil dying: That's it. The LP is finished guys.
It will be today!*
Geitz and Farina dying: Now I have to ask, who is officially left for deployment, barring the lords, Florina, Oswin, Hawkeye, Harken, Nils, Jaffar and Farina? Not counting Athos, because he doesn't show up until the Final Chapter.
Marcus! But I don't really wanna use him because he's supposed to be dead.
Fake Jerrot and Juno: Oh... there were Morphs. Triple fake out. A real rarity.

LET'S TWIST AGAIN
Also I agree with Ruben.
About Limstella?
Bring Wil back if you bring back Canas. Immortal archer running gag.
Yes, of course! I'd just forgotten.
 

 

 

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I mean The Blazing Blade is Durandal's title, and it is Eliwood's weapon, and he is supposed to be the hero...together with Lyn, and Hector.

I suppose so.

All the legenday weapons have monikers like that: Durandal the Blazing Blade, Armads the Thunder Axe, Forblaze the Infernal Truth, Aureolo the Glorius Ascension, Mulagir the Bow of Swift Winds, Maltet the Spear of Ice, and Appocalypse the Elder Revelation. Fun fact I went out of my way to have my tactician in the FE6 Succession game only refer to them by those monikers, never by their name.

Nice. Although I still don't get the correlation for most of those. I get Aureola and Mulagir, but the rest are kinda wack.

No, I was more commenting on my surprise that this unit that you've barely used is suddenly doing relevant things this late in the game.

Ah. Prepromotes save the day!

Bah, is this what all that ominous dialogue was all about last time...

Yessir!

Yeah I forgot how those trap like reinforcements worked on my successful ironman as well (and the mages in the south fried Vaida...)

F for Vaida.

Whelp that was a bad sign...

I'm good at this game!

I mean I did on my ironman as well due to him being one of the few survivors....

Dang, who knew that Oswin was good?

Yikes, that could have been bad...

I am way too absentminded for my own good.

Your Berserk luck is really saving the day here.

I mean, I had a restore on hand. It would have been more the delay.

Yeah... it is...

At least Harken and Florina made it through, so we still have a good shot, I think.

Oh no, Benice, why do you do this to yourself....at least you weren't punished for it but...

Because I thought I'd healed but I apparently skipped over that step...

Its dependent on the unit, with different groups of units having different dialogue. If you are curious you can see them all here: https://serenesforest.net/blazing-sword/scripts/game-script/miscellaneous/sophia-dialogues/

Ah, I see.

Its kinda funny seeing all the nomads surrounding Oswin to attack Merlinus.

Merlinus did gud!

Oof, that kinda sucks, as you really need the help...

Urgh. A staffbot was badly needed.

It is what is saving this run.

Perfection.

Nice to see Oswin doing some good work despite how ignored he was before this.

To be fair, he had capped out at level 20 already, had no promotion item and was facing mage spam.

Ah yes, Lyn's great skill, not killing enemies.

There's nobody better!

...that was close.

I wish map animations showed hit rates.

I kinda think the norther route is a little easier to deal with...

Oh.

Oh no, not one of the good units...are you going to make it out of this ironman?

Yes, totally!

...ouch.

The best unit is lost.

That is my girl, Farina, showing herself to be the BEST Pegasister.

Now the Ex-Second best Pegasister.

This truely is the worst timeline...wait, is that your last Staff unit...How are you going to win this?

Well, I only have one map with no staves. Athos can carry the last map.

...Farina you did not deserve this disastrous treatment...

Putting my 20k to good use!

WHAT....Plot Twist...of doom...

Triple fake!

RIP the unit I did not expect to perform as well as he did.

He did good, all things considered.

...How are you even going to kill Limstella...

Nils, the 20/20 bard!

That was close...I think you get the gaiden, but...it might be better to just redo this....yikes this run is really hanging by a thread. I guess Athos is going to have to solo the last two maps...although, do you still have the other Luna? This might get bad....

I have no Luna. That's great.

Are you going to hack him back into the game?

Nope. Despite how butchered this is, it's still an ironman!

 

 

Day!

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16 hours ago, Benice said:

just give the other Luna tome to Athos. You get two of them.

When do I get the next one? I only had the Luna Canas was holding when he was kill.

there was one in the Legault chapter.... oh right

16 hours ago, Benice said:

cause the Nergal gaidens are supposed to be a secret. SMH

Ah yes, of course.

remember, the game doesn't tell you to get Nils to level 7, tell you to kill kishuna, tell you to get 700 xp in a map where a green unit solos half of it, and the game doesn't tell you there's a prize for going quickly in the second to last chapter where reinforcements come for a long time and give a lot of juicy xp.

 

 

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 On 12/25/2020 at 10:10 AM, Benice said:

The next update will be the last main one, perhaps followed by an epilogue-ish thing, depending on length.

Very well, let's have it then.

On 12/25/2020 at 10:10 AM, Benice said:

It'd be cool if he had an exclusive class that had S ranks in all physical weapons as a counterpart to Athos' S in all magics.

Yeah, exactly!

On 12/25/2020 at 10:10 AM, Benice said:

Although maybe doves being a symbol of love is only a North American thing.

Never heard such a thing. Overhere they're more of a symbol of peace, as far as I know.

On 12/25/2020 at 10:10 AM, Benice said:

the Hugh moment was a classic.

Not gonna lie, it's one of my all-time favorite deaths in my LPs. The sheer stupidity of that death was just... how? How does a situation so ridiculous even happen?

On 12/25/2020 at 10:10 AM, Benice said:

I prefer "Marcus? MARCUS!!!"

MARCUS!!! is great too, but in a different way.

On 12/25/2020 at 10:10 AM, Benice said:

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Great. I forget to read the update for two days, and then when I finally have a moment, I get this. Oh, well...

 

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