WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 This is a game where you have to come up with a crime, then the next person comes up with a fitting punishment, but it has to be Fire Emblem related. Example: Player 1: I become a dragon and cause a war between nations. Player 2: I get the Fire Emblem and seal you away forever with it. I betray Hoshido. Player 3: I level Takumi up then make him kill you. I kidnap Bernadetta and force her to ride a scary rollercoaster. and so on. Here's my crime: I stab out DImitri's right eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I make you play conquest 12 times. I got Marcus killed in 13x. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) Eliwood hunts you down and kills you. I hack Roy into Super Smash Brawl. 18 minutes ago, Benice said: I make you play conquest 12 times. That is a very unfitting punishment. I'd much rather you make the punishment fit the crime and not the person who committed it. Edited May 18, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) 52 minutes ago, WeAreNewcastle1053 said: I hack Roy into Super Smash Brawl. I give him even crappier hitboxes I left Lilina to die in chapter 10B Edited May 18, 2020 by This boi uses Nino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You must kill nino and rebecca as soon as you get them. I 20/20'd Dorcas once without arenas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You become surrounded by archers with killer bows. I let Frederick die as enemy bait out of sheer laziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You must pick up all the rocks on all of the beaches of Ylisse in the place of him. I accused Kaga of not doing something first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 You are banned from playing Fire Emblem for a MONTH! I kill Eliwood in front of Roy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You are forced to Marry Roy. Because Roy is king of S supports before S supports are a thing. I give Lekain the People's Choice Award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 GenocIke blackmails you, requesting you take that award back before he kills your ass! I tell Edelgard to STOP IT AND GET SOME HELP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You are forced to endure a hundred hours of youtube videos and online articles ranting about how Edelgard is better than Jesus. I just killed 90% of my army to play Shadow Dragon gaidens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You will get nothing but poor character growths for your remaining army members. In the ‘Ambivalence’ paralogue, I killed Holland and then fought Severa as Cordelia, defeating her. (Yeah, there’s actually a video of this on YT). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You become a famous celebrity. I always use early game peg riders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 That's not a crime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WREY779phfU I let my brother watch how to train your dragon 5 times in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You are doomed to have "Let it Go" repeat in your head until you die. I let Donnel die immediately after starting his paralogue because I don't feel like grinding to make him a better unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Trying to level anyone else from a lower level results in their being substandard and thus being useless long term. Your trying to keep them alive gets others killed. I decided to fodder off all my Young Marths in Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 You are forced to use Lucina in Heroes... and ONLY LUCINA! I post a non-FE crime in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Your rebellion goes completely ignored, just like Hello's distinctly non Fire Emblem How to Train Your Dragon crime above. I have Corrin S support every unit in the game SIMULTANEOUSLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) You are cursed by Naga to spend your days as a manakete that takes the form of a human boy, forbidden to make contact with anyone. I purposefully let Mozu die to the Faceless because I think she’s useless as a unit in Birthright. Edited May 19, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 You now lack the required number of wombs to get all the child units (because Renia and Scarlet are barren for no goddamn reason at all). I told Travant where Quan would be in Chapter 5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiyonce Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 You are now never allowed to speak of FE 4 or 5 ever again! I abandoned all my units in the Serenes Forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 20, 2020 Author Share Posted May 20, 2020 Granted, they all create accounts here and use them exclusively to chew you out for abandoning them. I didn't pay for my betrayal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Takumi shoots you in the butt. I called Lethe a furry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 You get hit on the wrist with the blunt side of a silver sword. I let both Rolf and Mist die on the mission I get them out of sheer carelessness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Shinon cries and you feel bad over it. I'm a horrible racist against tiger laguz. Not laguz over all, just the tigers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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