null Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 You get a knuckle sandwich from Ike. I send Marianne in the middle of a group of axe users to draw attention away from the rest of my team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Raphael equips silver gauntlets and forces you to cook for him. I rely on proc skills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Enemies consistently proc their own proc skills on you with 100% rate. I listen to Merlinus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 He has you scoop the transporter horse's poop. I replace Felix's sword with a balloon sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 He somehow manages to kill you with it. I lead Marth's army off Anri's Way to their doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) You must be repeatedly skewered with Shiida's wing spear while having Inigo flirt with you until you die. I let Emmeryn die in her paralogue because I'm too slow to stop it. Edited May 20, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Good luck Inigo, I'm not a woman. Chrom and Lissa betray Robin and Chrom becomes the Risen King. For reasons. I acted as Saul's wingman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 You must be pelted with unpeeled oranges while standing in the center of Ylisstol. I let Chrom and the Shepherds trip on a legion of pebbles because I gave Frederick an extended vacation in the Hotrealms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Frederick comes back, freaks the fuck out, and now the whole army is on pebble duty and nothing else gets done. I put a blowup doll labeled "Sylvain's Bitch" in the common area of the male dorms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 You are forced to clean up after Sylvain. I expected the spanish inquistion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 But you got the Church of Seiros instead. Now pay for your crimes, heretic. I steal Lysithea's sweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiyonce Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 You now have Lysithea's shortened lifespan. I stole Black Knight's armor and he got killed in PoR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 He comes back soon after and takes it back while you're not wearing it. Then gives you a full armour body slam for good measure. I got Kris fired from the Altean Knights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 You win a medal. I use one of Claude’s experiments in the Black Eagles meals, making them sick for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: You win a medal. How is that a punishment? You're stuck on Black Eagles latrine duty for the next month, while also having to clean after the infirmary. I broke the dam that flooded Talrega. Edited May 21, 2020 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Dayni said: How is that a punishment? Because Kris being fired wasn’t a crime. ——— You must be put into an arena and be forced to dodge Takumi’s arrow shots for an entire hour. I stole Lucina’s Parallel Falchion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 You become Owain's sword hand. I fell into most of Mekkah's pitfalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Mekkah fans come to your house and rob it. I fed cheese to Seteth's wyvern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 You need to escape from Seteth’s wrath in a maze. For 20 minutes. I killed both Gaius and Tharja on my first Awakening Playthrough (telling the truth here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 You are cursed to never be able to eat sweets again without getting explosive diarrhea. I let Maribelle die. (true story, first playthrough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 Brady comes from an alternate timeline and beats you to death with his staff. I torture Ryoma so much he turns into Error!Ryoma (yep, I'm dead). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 You are awarded a medal and are inducted into Garon's harem. I save-state abused in one of the maps on my ironman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Your save file for your LP is corrupted and you have to start all over again. I kill all the recruitable units in my Shadow Dragon playthrough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 Marth breaks out of the game and murders you for being a SHITTY puppeteer. I make Error Ryoma kill Garon, Iago and Hans and wipe out his harem because reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 You are awarded a medal for your service to humanity. I editted Navarre out of existence as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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