Punished Dayni Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 You get to deal with his therapy sessions after he hit on a tree in a skirt. I tricked Alois to go through a haunted house attraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 He gets stuck some ways in, meaning you have to go in yourself and somehow convince him to go through the rest of it. I wouldn't mind seeing Shadow Dragons Gaiden Mechanic return (albeit with the numbers adjusted and some alternative ways to unlock them). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 You must play through Shadow Dragon H5 using only Marth because you do not understand how it devalues your units to sacrifice them for the sake of accessing a gaiden chapter. I think Louise is the best should-be-an-option waifu in FE7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Pent borrows Forblaze and comes after you. Louise also fires. I replaced Robin with a robin as tactician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Chrom is seen as crazy for getting tactical advice from a bird, so you can only play the game with him. Spoiler Also, you have to deal with bestiality jokes. Some of them regarding Validar, unless he was also transformed into a bird. I actually enjoy the more ridiculous banners of Fire Emblem Heroes, as they give the artists and developers more freedom and creativity in costume and weapon designs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 You hear choruses of complaints, and when or if you ever play Heroes, you never summon anything above three stars. I set Manuela up on a blind date with Jeritza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 You are forced to replace Manuela once Rhea discovers this. I bench good units ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 You get crushed like a weak twig by the forces you come up against. I off Jill in Chapter 11 because she's a prejudiced laguz-hater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Harr and Shiharam break you in Talrega. I convince Ike not to fight for his friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 He fights for the hell of it instead, fighting everything in his path, including you. To the death. I get PETA involved in the whole racism against Laguz thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 PETA becomes racist against laguz because they eat meat. Only royal herons are good laguz in their eyes. They also harass beorc for using horses, pegasi, and wyverns as mounts. I replace L'arachel's clothes with a banana costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Monkey laguz come and eat both you and L'Arachel alive. I kill Makalov because I had no idea that I needed Marcia to recruit him in Ch. 15 of PoR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 Marcia breaks the Fourth Wall and chips you off for being a TERRIBLE player. He forces you to restart the chapter. I stabbed Dimitri's right eye out before the timeskip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Dimitri tortures you like he did Randolph. I use the Sword of the Creator to cut the meat I'm cooking for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 28, 2020 Author Share Posted May 28, 2020 It "breaks" from overuse and becomes unusable, like the Master Sword in BoTW. You have to wait a whole three days until it starts working again. I wish Fates had a weapon durability system similar to Three Houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 minute ago, WeAreNewcastle1053 said: I wish Fates had a weapon durability system similar to Three Houses. That's not a crime. That's a good idea and something I agree with. Prince Lobster comes and bisects you with Raijinto. I call Lysithea a little girl and offer a doll to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) She calls you a pedo and turns you in to law enforcement. I teach baby Lucina every swear word I know. Edited May 29, 2020 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Seteth wants to know your location. I steal Flayn's fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 You have to play the fishing minigame for 24 hours with no breaks inbetween, and Byleth won't gain any experience from the whole affair. I find it actually pretty fun and practical to unironically use knights. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 You get attacked by the Cavalier Mafia. I catch Gaius in a snare trap baited with a cupcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Setsuna walks by and knocks both you and her into the trap with Gaius. I give Panne potatoes au gratin for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Yarne charges in and crits you. I gave Makalov the armoury money and left him go and deal with the order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 (edited) Your army loses the war horribly due to a severe lack of usable weapons because Makalov spent all that money on gacha games. I actually prefer not to use Dancers and my usual playstyle is built around that. Edited May 30, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Ninian walks up and whacks you in the face with the blunt side of Durandal. I typically don't use archers all that much because they're too much of a pain to build up unless they're a pre-promote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Python and Leon hit you from five squares away. Unarmed is the best skill in Three Houses, due to a combination of not using up any weapon durability, seeing a unit fight under their own strength, and punching a monster to death will never get old. That is my belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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