WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 He cuts your tongue out. I force Ryoma to use Windows 98 to do his deskwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 It's perfect for him, but he doesn't do work, he plays Minesweeper or watches the screensaver all day. I feed the Shepherds fart inducing Mexican food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Frederick is prepared (as usual) and provides the necessary medicine to alleviate any stomach issues, ruining your prank and making you be reassigned to bathroom duty instead of cooking. I trap Sumia in a room with LEGOs scattered all over the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 She uses the LEGO to build her way out and then forces you to do the LEGO firewalk of shame. I spread COVID-19 throughout Nohr and Hoshido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Valla closes its border immediately, ensuring that Anankos can't be killed. As Covid weakens the two countries, the purple realm goons cause more damage to the two countries leading to their destruction. You as patient 0 get complications and die. I changed the guard shifts so the inexperienced were guarding the Tower of Valni when Caellach attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 Caellach mocks you for trying to make things easier for him, as whoever was guarding the tower would not make a difference to him at all. He then kills you for literally no reason. I diagnose Dimitri with PTSD in just one minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 He starts sobbing uncontrollably, flooding your room with his tears and screaming "DROWN EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM... in my tears!" 11 hours ago, Benice said: I pronounce Lief's name as Laif. tbf, the people who pronounce his English name as "Leaf" are doing it wrong. Leif is a Scandinavian name that means "heir" or "descendant" and is not at all connected to plant parts (a famous irl person with that name would be Leif Eriksson, for example). The correct way to pronounce it would be something closer to "Life". Or the translators did it wrong, because his Japanese name リーフ would indeed be pronounced as Leaf. Point is, somebody effed up on that one and I'm the a**hole who felt the need to point it out. < This is my crime for today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 You get burned by Arvis’s Valflamme for being so particular about the pronunciation of a word. I give Chrom only peeled oranges to eat and call him an idiot for eating them any other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 He finds the orange peels and eats them anyway. He then tells you that the peels have extra nutrients. I let Henry be the mayor of a town and Azama be his right-hand man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 You have to wade through a waist high pile of bodies on your way to stop their tyrannical leadership, Henry's victims being from his experiments and Azama's victims having died from his savage insults. I marry off Lucina to Robin and have Chrom officiate the ceremony, making him be the one to seal the bro-code violation deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Chrom forces Robin to be castrated as a compromise and Morgan is never born. I send those two bandits who were trying to capture Kana to Fodlan when Rhea transforms at the battle that starts the war and they call her "Llardbutt" and "Llizardface". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 25, 2020 Author Share Posted June 25, 2020 Rhea wipes the floor with their bodies, and fries you to death with fire breath! I throw Animal Crossing Characters into the world of Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Tom Nook ends up cheating both you and everyone else out of their gold. I make a Neptunia and FE crossover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Despite your hard efforts, the only one to fully appreciate the whole thing is @DragonFlames. Everyone else has references fly straight over their heads for all eternity. I duct tape FE6! Merlinus to Setsuna to see if Merlinus constant shouting about traps and Setsuna's constant falling into traps counteracts each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 They eventually fuse together to form a satirically exaggerated version of Mekkah, who then proceeds to follow you around yelling "Pitfall!" after everything you do. 41 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: I make a Neptunia and FE crossover. YES! I still make Mercedes the character = Mercedes the car jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Turns out Mercedes is a Transformer. She turns into the car then runs you over. I had Laslow neutered to stop Soleil ever victimizing Ophelia. Can't victimize someone if you're not born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 You get a high five for preventing one of the worst supports in all of FE. Laslow later neuters you, but using much more unpleasant methods. *sees Laslow brandishing his sword in the distance* I tie a ball and chain around Bernadetta's ankles so she can't run away from everyone who so much as looks in her direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Count Varley finds out and forces you to marry her. I steal the rose Lorenz wears and feed it to him in his sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) He chokes on the silk rose, then ends up worse off when Raphael attempts the first Heimlich manoeuvre in Fodlan and barely survives the experience. The monastery puts you in the dungeon to reflect on your cruel joke..... only for you to get dragged off by the Imperial army soon after because whoops, there's a war. You disappear after that, fate lost to history. I get Faye to disguise herself as Celica in an attempt to woo Alm. (I have a perfect response to this one.) Edited June 25, 2020 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 You're forced to disguise as Alm, so Faye attempts to woo you instead. I show Oliver the "farewell my pots and pans" creepypasta I once saw that I can no longer find (it was based off the old "I am a heron i have a long neck" copypasta, but exponentially longer and darker, being from the perspective of a man who was cursed by a heron after failing to repost it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 He is delighted at the prospect of transforming into a heron if he gets cursed and names you his Chief Beauty Assistant, whose job it is to tell him how beautiful he looks. I make a Fire Emblem game that includes the typical dragon loli, but she is a villain instead. Not the "misunderstood" kind, either, but a true bloodthirsty, sadistic, irredeemable monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Everyone lewds her and begs to be stepped on by her. I convince rule 34 artists to lewd all the lolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 I call the FEBI (Fire Emblem Bureau of Investigation) to come lock you up and throw away the key for your perversion. I convince IS to remove all fanservice from FE entirely (you're welcome). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Somebody lynches you. I am not that person. Oh, and the franchise dies after Awakening because without the fanservice it doesn't sell enough. Congratulations. If I ever play Crimson Flower, I fully intend to murder Claude. He serves no purpose to the story and it doesn't make any sense to spare him. Oh, and I don't like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 You have to play on maddening and listen to everyone else praise it while you suffer with no Hanneman. Oh wait... I'm bad at fe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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