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Berwick runs at exactly 26 FPS and everything else at 24 fps.

I didn't stop begging people to play Berwick even though I said I would.

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Due to having a Dimitri profile picture, nobody believes you. You are then drawn and quartered by your own comrades over at the Edelgard fan mob.

I hate Path of Radiance. With a passion. (Though I did rather like Radiant Dawn, so that's something right?)

 

12 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I remove both TearRing Saga and Berwick Saga from existence.

I kill you. I know, I know, been a few messages since you did that. I kill you so hard that it breaks the thread rules. Because how could you do this to me.

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You make Lysithea into anything magic related and she tirivializes the game.

I think that Three Houses' difficulty curve ins't the best in the series because a difficultty curve requires difficulty.

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I could make a highly inappropriate joke right now. The temptation is surely there... but I shall resist it.
They all die of loneliness after two days, and are forgotten about forever.

I introduce the idea of sentient artificial dragons with different elemental powers to Bern.

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Vaida kills all of them to prove her wyvern is better, and then you for similar reasons.

Why would someone say that anime characters look hot with a look of murder in their eyes?

21 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

I could make a highly inappropriate joke right now. The temptation is surely there... but I shall resist it.

 

then you can pm me if it’s funny, I like jokes

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6 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

then you can pm me if it’s funny, I like jokes

Not that I don't want to PM you, but on further reflection, I realized that that "joke" isn't a joke at all, since it would be a reference to something that happened irl a few years ago. Which would make it beyond inappropriate and insensitive, and thus decidedly NOT funny.
I have thus discarded the thought for those reasons and I curse myself for even coming up with it in the first place.

Since there was no crime, no punishment will be given.

My crime is exactly what I laid out above and I will accept any punishment.

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The womanizer characters mentioned before all pass you by at the same time and think you’re a girl. Have fun.

My crime was confusing this thread with ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer earlier.

I think I can guess what the joke is about

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9 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

I think I can guess what the joke is about

I'm sorry.

9 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

The womanizer characters mentioned before all pass you by at the same time and think you’re a girl. Have fun.

Ohoho, I will have fun alright! *cracks knuckles*

Every question you ask from here on out will be labelled as stupid.

I change the name of the Lance of Ruin to "Pokey-Stick"

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Oh the lines Sylvain uses on women with that new name. And he still thinks you’re a woman.

I left an online game because we were all standing around and nothing was happening.

5 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

I'm sorry.

it’s only a vague topic per say, I can’t think of any actual events.

5 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

Ohoho, I will have fun alright! *cracks knuckles*

and look, you just said something really funny so it evens out

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1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said:

it’s only a vague topic per say, I can’t think of any actual events.

It's probably better that way.

1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said:

and look, you just said something really funny so it evens out

Yay! ... I guess.

1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said:

I left an online game because we were all standing around and nothing was happening.

The moment you leave, all the exciting stuff happens at once.

I read Rhea's diary to find out all her embarrassing secrets.

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It’s just a compendium of all the things she wants to do to “mommy”. Your brain falls out after reading.

I hacked the game to make Leonie present for Jeralt’s death.

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She becomes so traumatized that every word in her vocabulary is replaced by "Jeralt".

3 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

It’s just a compendium of all the things she wants to do to “mommy”. Your brain falls out after reading.

The face in my profile picture would therefore be a very fitting reaction, I see!

I tell pin a "kick me" sign on both Lorenz' and Ferdinand's back and then tell them the other did it.

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Lorenz Hellman Glouscter can not stand for this slight upon his honor as future leader of the Leicester Alliance and kicks Ferdinand off of the bridge to the cathedral.

3 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

She becomes so traumatized that every word in her vocabulary is replaced by "Jeralt".

Seems about the same.

I’m not gonna S-support Lysithea.

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