null Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Nothing wrong with that. Flavia deserved better. I think Jaffar x Nino = FBI open up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 You get shunned by all fe7 fans for being objectively incorrect, and we all know I’m probably the biggest fe7 fan on forum games. I haven’t played a Kaga FE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 You get thrown into 24x in Thracia and told to seek a way out of the darkness. I give Fallen!Takumi a Dual Yumi to help him against Corrin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Corrin brings a Dual Katana to the fight and uses it on you after Takumi. I have Byleth S support their former students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 Nothing happens, because Byleth S-supported them when they were adults. If they had done so pre-timeskip, however... I change the lore with the Fates children to make it clear that none of the paired units had sex with each other, especially the likes of Sakura, Elise, Mozu and Hayato and the child units were born by other means, ala Bond Units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 That's not a crime. It's perfectly balanced, as all things should be. I kick Flayn into the Garreg Mach pond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 She’s happy because she’s with the fish, but Seteth is a different story. Judgement was passed. I think Three Houses has the best cast of characters of any story period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 The various fandoms who disagree with you have to dragged out to the torture chambers in the dungeon. In the dungeon for your life. I contrive to get a fighting game spinoff with none of the units people wanted in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 You get thrown in jail for copyright infringement, for just rereleasing Super Smash Bros. 4 as your own game. I’m not entirely certain I like crits being in Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 You get crit by every enemy you play against for the rest of your FE days. I don't like the Black Eagles, barring Edelgard and maybe Dorothea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I laugh maniacally and chain you up with a switch controller in hand and a copy of three houses loading on the TV in front of you; which is the only light source in the room. I have a file already set to play through it picking the Black Eagles and don’t let you leave until you beat either route and watch all of the Black Eagles’ supports (both in house and out of house) for judging them based on their tropes/one notes like I did, and so then you realize that they’re best house in the game and I have transformed you into an enlightened human being, and realize this is not a punishment at all. Hail Petra! I unironically enjoyed Cindered Shadows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 You are sacrificed on Aelfric's alter to some unknown dark god. Your blood is used to resurrect an apocalyptic demon dragon on the world. I manage to kill Tibarn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 The combined nations of the bird Laguz hunt you down for killing their military king. Reyson personally bludgeons you and deals with you slowly. I switch Marth and Roy in their respective games so Roy's in MotE and Marth's in BB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Their personalities get switched. Nobody likes them, and since nobody likes them, nobody likes their games. I swap out Falchion with a foam sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Celica never starts dying, and so everyone hates SoV’s story because nothing good happens anymore. I do a challenge run where I only let myself use child soldiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooks said: Celica never starts dying, and so everyone hates SoV’s story because nothing good happens anymore. You are derided as a monster by the community....and your friends...and the world... I do a females only run of PoR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Gatrie loves the idea and absolutely needs to get in on the action so he hacks himself in to always be force deployed, even before you recruit him. I ship Nino and Jaffar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 I ship Seteth x Ingrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Ingrid is forced to only eat fish for the rest of her life, which makes you feel bad. I think Dimitri x Flayn > Dimitri x Marianne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 I don't disagree. I want Marianne for myself. I think Dedue x Mercedes is the best Dedue pairing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 (edited) Annette summons the entire student body and staff of the school of sorcery after you. Better run... I can’t decide on the best Hilda ship. Edited December 7, 2020 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Hilda x Death becomes canon. Alois and Raphael are my favorite TH characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 That's fine. To everyone their own tastes. My favorite 3H characters are Dimitri and Marianne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: That's fine. To everyone their own tastes. I ship Roy and Merlinus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 You're dragged into the obssessive portions of the FE yaoi community... like it or not. I told people to buy FE but allowed them to buy Financial Express instead of Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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