Punished Dayni Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Your insistence becomes her new driving force replacing Jeralt and she constantly goes on about getting revenge on twilitfalchion until she gets you. I help Sanaki become the Senate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 It's treason then. Ike and the Greil Mercs (along with the help of the laguz) take great joy in offing you both. I call Sanaki a "petulant child" and pour a vat of wine on her robes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 She gets drunk and marries Tormod, resulting in a revolution in Begnion between the upper and lower classes because the upper classes hate Tormod because he's a commoner and the lower classes love him because he actually helps them, resulting in the country collapsing and becoming part of Gallia, where the Beorc are imprisoned and used as slaves. I wish for Ike to not be one of the lords in an RD remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 She makes Naesala poop on your clean laundry in raven form. He has to do it because the blood pact. Ninjad. One of the lords in an RD remake is Makalov instead. I replace Shinon's booze with non alcoholic beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Turns out he doesn't need alcohol to be racist and he spouts off at a troop of transformed laguz who tear him apart. Ike discovers you did this and docks your pay 100% by firing you. And ensuring you get put on trial for causing the death of a soldier indirectly. I sabotaged Marth's ballistae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) It now fires actual elephants. One of which falls right on top of you. I make Mia the lord of the next Fire Emblem game. Edited June 16, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) Jeralt comes back from the dead somehow and marries her, before saying that even though Leonie was annoying, she doesn't need you controlling her love life. Oh damn. New page. Well then, Mia has shitty stats and plays a terrible role in the next Fire Emblem, so much so that fans wished she never even existed. I make TWSITD attack Garreg Mach and fight all three houses, so Dimitri, Edelgard and Claude had a reason to not kill each other. Edited June 16, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 New page D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Rhea surprises everyone by transforming into her draconic form, annihilating everyone (including you) but Byleth, and they spend the rest of their days together with him being her husband and her creepily calling him "mother." I yank on Corrin's tail while they're a dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 You get a water breath to the face. I hire a mariachi band to follow Hanneman around for three hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd again Hanneman uses dark magic to blast them away, before incinerating you for hiring them. I poke a stick at a tiger laguz. Edited June 16, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 You lose your mind, literally. The laguz rips your head off. I stick a kick me sign to Ike's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 He finds out that you did it, and runs you through with his sword. I squeeze lemon juice on Dimitri's bad eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 He reverts to feral fallen king and rips your face off. I tell Hanneman Rhea is Seiros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plegian Spy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 To the depths of Abyss with you. I recruited Felix and made him commit patricide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Share Posted June 19, 2020 Rodrigue's ghost haunts Dimitri and Dimitri goes insane and kills you. I killed Grima, despite not being Grima. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plegian Spy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Gets reincarnated in the future, in which Grima returns because you didn't defeat it correctly. (It's an Awakening spoiler) Killed everything that breathed in the Crimson Flower route. Edited June 19, 2020 by Plegian Spy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Share Posted June 19, 2020 Dimiti comes back to life and slaughters you, assisted by massive stat boosts from the ghosts that haunt him. I kill myself and become a ghost so I can haunt Dimitri and be a voice in his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Lambert and Glenn block you because you aren't someone Dimitri loves as family or even knows in the first place, so there is no way for you to get through to haunt him and you just wasted a suicide. I team up with Claude to steal Yuri's underwear and throw them all over the monastery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Yuri goes commando for the rest of the week because he doesn't feel like collecting it all, and you get a stern talking to from Seteth. Also, Hapi sighs at such a juvenile prank. I think Constance and Balthus are annoying and boring, respectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 19, 2020 Author Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) You get murdered by Edelgard for having an opinion. I am responsible for Saizo losing the function of his right eye. Edited June 19, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 You meet the business ends of Kaze’s shuriken in your eyes. I left Cordelia’s copy of “How to Make Him Fall for You in a Fortnight” on one the mess hall tables for everyone to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 17 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Yuri goes commando for the rest of the week because he doesn't feel like collecting it all, Damn boy! More power to ya! Lol 17 hours ago, twilitfalchion said: I left Cordelia’s copy of “How to Make Him Fall for You in a Fortnight” on one the mess hall tables for everyone to see. Tharja finds it and tries to use its advice for Robin. I put a tarantula down Haar's pants while he's sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 He freaks out and beheads you with his axe. I take Edelgard's head from her shoulders... AND HANG IT FROM THE GATES OF ENBARR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Such barbarity causes everyone to see you as a feral beast. Your actions cause riots in Enbarr and you become a particular target. I replace Claude's escape wyvern with a series of blocks disguised as his wyvern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Claude flies away anyway, because he had someone rig the series of blocks to turn them into a makeshift plane. Then he laughs at you. I replace Ferdinand von Aegir's name in the student registry with Gurglestrand von Guire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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