WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ferdinand walks up to you, puts on a creepypasta-esque Slasher Smile and says "Well that's not very noble of you." I give Lorenz a bad hair day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Considering his hairstyle is already a joke, you achieve absolutely nothing. I gave Ogma the silver sword instead of Hardin in FE11, and he found out. Thus he turned evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Gharnef is impressed by you beating him to the punch and tries to recruit you to his side in increasingly ridiculous and obnoxious ways, such as appearing in your fridge when you try to grab a snack or drink. I take Fhirdiad and push it somewhere else so Cornelia can't find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 Cornelia finds you instead and kills you. Dimitri mourns your death. I turn all the Blue Lions into housecats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Felix pees and poops everywhere and constantly puffs up and hisses. Dedue becomes fat and lazy, Sylvain roams all the time and is missing for months before he decides to show up again, Dimitri loses an eye in a fight. Annette, Mercedes, and Ashe are nice cats, but Ingrid is a food snob and will only eat Fancy Feast. You're pretty sure Ingrid's litter of kittens was fathered by Dimitri but there's one that looks like Sylvain...and another that looks like Felix. I call Mist Shit in front of Ike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Everything goes black and you suddenly find yourself standing before Ashera in judgment for how you lived your life. I pants Felix in front of the whole army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 He cuts you into so many pieces that you are no longer recognisable. I let the Chaos Dragon Velezark loose well before Rowan and Lianna meet up with all the other Warriors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 You are now the final boss of FEW. I replace Makalov's soap with dried pegasus poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Marcia gives you a high five and you go burn through your salaries on a stupidly expensive meal to celebrate your prank victory. I turn all of Leo's shirts inside out so he always has his collar messed up when he gets dressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 He finds you out and beats you up for humiliating him. I kill Garon with nothing but a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Everybody in Nohr with half a brain cell applauds you and names you their new king.Which means like, what, five people? Maybe six if we're being generous? But in exchange, Xander is now angry at you and wants to take revenge on you for killing his daddy dearest. And because you killed Garon with a fork, he comes after you with a spoon. I take the spoon away from Xander and kill him with it before he has a chance to kill @WeAreNewcastle1053. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Leo turns you into a tree. I invade Nohr with the other Hoshidans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 22, 2020 Author Share Posted June 22, 2020 You get attacked by Leo, who also turns you into a tree before I can finish him off with the same fork I used to kill Garon. I conspire with Ryoma to wipe out Nohr because I just witnessed how few brain cells they have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 He accidentally gets captured by the Nohrians and is mistaken for a giant lobster (y'know, because the Nohrians are stupid). The Nohrians then boil him and serve him with butter sauce, making them unintentional cannibals. I kill off Mist in PoR to use Rhys as my healer instead, since I want him and Titania to get the support bonuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 On 6/21/2020 at 4:06 AM, Dragoncat said: You're pretty sure Ingrid's litter of kittens was fathered by Dimitri but there's one that looks like Sylvain...and another that looks like Felix Oh my... 1 hour ago, twilitfalchion said: I kill off Mist in PoR to use Rhys as my healer instead, since I want him and Titania to get the support bonuses. Mangs suddenly appears, takes the controller away from you, kills off Rhys, finishes the chapter, and overwrites your save so you can't redo it, and vanishes as if he never existed in the first place, leaving you without a healer.In all seriousness, there's little reason not to use both if you want. You can never have too many healers in FE. I turn Hubert into a regular Bishop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 9 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Oh my... Cats actually do this. Like if you have a gray mom cat and she has a gray kitten, a white one, a black one, and an orange one...probably multiple fathers. 9 hours ago, DragonFlames said: I turn Hubert into a regular Bishop. Congratulations, all bishops now use dark magic from now on and there are no reliable healer classes. I put sneezy powder down a manakete's nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 They sneeze immediately. You are either barbecued or covered in dragon snot. Or both. In spite of any threat thrown my way, I constantly pester Panne to tell me everything she knows about Taguel lore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 She shoves a potato down your throat and you die from asphyxiation. I switch out Frederick's silver lance with a broom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 He actually fulfills the "weaken enemies so that other units can kill them" role now. Too bad Lunatic mode is now impossible. I require all thieves to hide in cardboard boxes to avoid combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Micaiah and Sothe are both killed by enemies because they were distracted with trying to figure out how to make a fun little vehicle out of the box. Nolan takes over the Dawn Brigade, but he's not as charismatic as the beloved Silver Haired Maiden, so they don't rally enough support to take Daein back from Begnion. I get Lon'qu drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 He gets so drunk he hallucinates Key'ri and retires from battle after the terrible night that results. You have to pay his therapy costs and replace him on the battlefield. That does not end well. I gave Desmond a gun so he could just finish Zephiel already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) Desmond becomes the new main villain, who has gone insane anyway despite Zephiel's death, and you have to kill him. I resurrect Ryoma after what the dumbass Nohrians did to him but he comes back as a clinically insane cross between a dragon and lion, and I let him savage Nohr. Edited June 23, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilit Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 He becomes so savage that he annihilates you as well, then commits seppuku to escape the punishment for his crimes. I force Camilla to only wear modest clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Now Xander is the one wearing a revealing outfit. He's just wearing pretty much a speedo. I dress the army up in Halloween costumes for the Shambhala raid and they all trick or treat the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 You S-support Kronya while there, and she marries you in real life. You can never escape her. I pronounce Lief's name as Laif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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