Gordin Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 He sees through your scheme and switches your plates, making you ingest the special concoction. You get a tummyache for a week straight. I always make sure to have Mercedes murder Annette in Crimson Flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Something breaks in the psyche of Merceds before she becomes a bloodthirsty creature who decides to break out of the game... and start with you. I sold Erika to Valter for 10 pieces of gold with a complimentary torture rack that she's bound to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Wow. Uh... that went places. Ephraim impales you in one thrust with his long, rock-hard lance. I lock Leonie in Jeralt's room for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Rhea expels you for denying Leonie access to the restroom for so long. I played "Mmm Whatcha Say" while Rudolf dies at Alm's hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 With his last breath, rudolf summons you to valentia and makes you look exactly like Jedah. Alm murders you instead of the real Jedah in the final map. I executed Catherine for the crime of simping for Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Rhea executes you in return. I give every Fire Emblem character a funny face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 From now on all the characters in FEH look like this. I get my drunk uncle to follow Berkut around for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 You become a sacrifice for Berkut to use. I prefer to S-support the 2nd gen of Awakening characters. They're technically not the actual children of your comrades and they're roughly the same age as your avatar, so I have no issues with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 None of them want to S-support you and any attempts to make a relationship with them is considered an inappropriate act on your part. I guided Ricken down the darkest and deepest dungeon hall where Tharja dwells, telling him there's cookies waiting for him the further down he goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: None of them want to S-support you and any attempts to make a relationship with them is considered an inappropriate act on your part. I guided Ricken down the darkest and deepest dungeon hall where Tharja dwells, telling him there's cookies waiting for him the further down he goes. He forces you to come with and share in her wrath I have an unhealthy obsession with Emmeryn's *fall* from grace memes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 You get destroyed by Chromikaze. I have information about Crests that can save Lysithea, but I don't give it to her because I'm mean like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Witholding this information results in you becoming Kronyas target instead of Jeralt. 1 hour ago, Gordin said: He forces you to come with and share in her wrath This is punishment? I slipped the lyrics of "It's Okay to be Gay" by Tomboy into the choir for the weekly gathering in Garreg Mach Monestary and it's a day where the entire school has to sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Seteth discontinues choir and doesn't allow any music from now on. I put a fart machine under the desk during a seminar given by Manuela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Share Posted July 9, 2020 Manuela pulls you over a table and gives you the cane across the bot-bot for being disrespectful. I entrust Error!Ryoma with the code for Conquest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 He somehow makes it so every enemy is Ryoma. But fails to alter any of the stats/weapons/classes. So it's a purely cosmetic change. Conquest is now the game where you kill Ryoma... over and over again. I ask someone very nicely to switch Navarre and Samto's growth rates in FE12 for future meme purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Samto gets replaced with Miyamoto Musashi, while Navarre appears as Kojiro Sasaki. Whenever you field them together, they will try to kill each other and you can't stop them in any way, shape or form. I replace the BGM for the Belhalla Barbecue with the cover of "Ring of Fire" by Dragonforce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 You're standing right next to Sigurd when it happens. I convinced Cordelia that Chrom would fall head over heels for her if she binds him in leather bondage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Chrom thinks you did so as a taunt and he goes to war with you. No matter what defences you have, the Shepherds overwhelm and capture you, making you a prisoner for life. I do whatever it takes to get Hidari back for character designer in the next FE title and ensure that whoever's art director won't fuck up everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 These are the lovely character designs. I change Tellius to have chicken, frog, and mouse laguz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 Those laguz get easily obliterated due to their poor stats. The end result: Laguz become endangered, with only the rare types such as the cat and eagle left in existence. And they're unplayable. So you basically get screwed out of using Laguz ever again. I become a demonic voice in Dimitri's head constantly telling him to commit seppuku for literally no reason at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 The voice develops a mind of its own and you end up succumbing to its beckoning and kill yourself instead. I call Edelgard "Edgelord" every time I see her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted July 15, 2020 Author Share Posted July 15, 2020 She turns on you and obliterates you from existence. Dimitri mourns your death and has 50 more reasons to kill Edelgard. I psychologically torment the Hoshidan royal family and give them massive PTSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Corrin becomes a feral dragon and annihilates you in a bloody fashion. I make Hilda work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 The work she is given is the torturing of you. Silver snow is my preferred 3 houses route Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 The Church betrays you and tramples you underfoot for the heretic it says that you are. I step on Rhea's dress and cause her to fall to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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