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Crime and Punishment - Fire Emblem edition!

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You get a knuckle sandwich from Ike.

I send Marianne in the middle of a group of axe users to draw attention away from the rest of my team.

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Raphael equips silver gauntlets and forces you to cook for him.

 

I rely on proc skills!

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He has you scoop the transporter horse's poop.

I replace Felix's sword with a balloon sword.

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He somehow manages to kill you with it.

I lead Marth's army off Anri's Way to their doom.

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You must be repeatedly skewered with Shiida's wing spear while having Inigo flirt with you until you die.

I let Emmeryn die in her paralogue because I'm too slow to stop it.

Edited by twilitfalchion

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Good luck Inigo, I'm not a woman.

Chrom and Lissa betray Robin and Chrom becomes the Risen King. For reasons.

I acted as Saul's wingman.

 

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You must be pelted with unpeeled oranges while standing in the center of Ylisstol.

I let Chrom and the Shepherds trip on a legion of pebbles because I gave Frederick an extended vacation in the Hotrealms.

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Frederick comes back, freaks the fuck out, and now the whole army is on pebble duty and nothing else gets done.

I put a blowup doll labeled "Sylvain's Bitch" in the common area of the male dorms.

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You are forced to clean up after Sylvain.

I expected the spanish inquistion

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But you got the Church of Seiros instead. Now pay for your crimes, heretic.

I steal Lysithea's sweets.

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He comes back soon after and takes it back while you're not wearing it.

Then gives you a full armour body slam for good measure.

I got Kris fired from the Altean Knights.

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You win a medal.

I use one of Claude’s experiments in the Black Eagles meals, making them sick for days.

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4 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

You win a medal.

How is that a punishment?

You're stuck on Black Eagles latrine duty for the next month, while also having to clean after the infirmary.

I broke the dam that flooded Talrega.

Edited by Dayni

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1 minute ago, Dayni said:

How is that a punishment?

Because Kris being fired wasn’t a crime.

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You must be put into an arena and be forced to dodge Takumi’s arrow shots for an entire hour.

I stole Lucina’s Parallel Falchion.

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You become Owain's sword hand.

I fell into most of Mekkah's pitfalls.

 

 

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You are cursed to never be able to eat sweets again without getting explosive diarrhea.

I let Maribelle die. (true story, first playthrough)

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You are awarded a medal and are inducted into Garon's harem.

I save-state abused in one of the maps on my ironman.

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Your save file for your LP is corrupted and you have to start all over again.

I kill all the recruitable units in my Shadow Dragon playthrough.

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Marth breaks out of the game and murders you for being a SHITTY puppeteer.

I make Error Ryoma kill Garon, Iago and Hans and wipe out his harem because reasons.

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