Crime and Punishment - Fire Emblem edition!

[null]

Your computer explodes. Can't play Berwick anymore. *womp womp*

I'm cool with Corrin x Azura.

[Benice]

Valla gets screwed over due to the lack of new genes in the pool.

I think that FE16 is too easy.

[null]

Play maddening.

I think Genealogy is better than FE6.

[Benice]

You have to play genealogy.

I hired an assassin to force Twilitfalchion to play the first map of Berwick Saga even with the slower frames.

[null]

I already hired Volke as a backup to off you and the other assassin before any harm comes my way.

I hack Florina to be an invincible enemy unit so I can just repeatedly shoot at her with arrows but she never dies.

[Benice]

She's invincible so she takes no damage.

I think that Jill isn't a very good unit in RD.

[Sooks]

The Jill fans are raiding your house at dawn.

I think Silver Snow isn’t a complete waste of time.

[null]

Eh, if you train her she can be amazing.

You meet the business end of her lance.

I think that Titania isn't as good in RD as she is in PoR.

[Benice]

You're not wrong, though, since the greil mercs are competent enough at base in RD, so she's not that important.

I was unable to defeat the death knight with FIghter!Lysithea.

[null]

That's not surprising.

You're forced to delete your file, start over, and train Lysi in the class she ought to be in - mage > warlock etc.

I choose Deen every time.

[Benice]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DREAD FIGHTERS!

I'm sad because I have two grind battles I have to do for quests in Three Houses.

[null]

1 minute ago, Benice said:

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DREAD FIGHTERS!

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Don't be sad. Battling is fun.

You have to play FE8 and FE13 after grinding for 20-30 hours per game.

I destroy Berwick Saga from existence.

[Benice]

I choose not to resurrect Helen in my LP.

I feel bad about how pushy I am about Berwick.

Edited September 18, 2020 by Benice

[null]

You enjoy what you love. Don't worry about it.

You're forced to play FE9 maniac as the only FE game you can play for the rest of your life.

I punch Sakura.

[Benice]

You get arrested for Sakurassault and Iago, Hans and Garon become the main antagonists in every story you witness or hear of.

I want to off Lysithea because she is becoming a good unit and harasses all of the characters I like!

[null]

You have to use her as your only unit for the rest of the game.

I recruit Sylvain only to send him to his death.

[Benice]

I dislike all of the popular characters in Three Houses, and the ones I like the most are reviled.

[null]

You have to use the popular characters.

I send Leonie to get shot to pieces by archers.

[Sooks]

You receive the blade breaker’s wrath.

I voted Edelgard over Nils

[DragonFlames]

You have to actually 100% FE7 (meaning five star ranks on every mode on every difficulty, etc.)

Fire Emblem is not my favorite game series.

Edited September 18, 2020 by DragonFlames

[null]

The elitists scream internally and seek to destroy you.

I'm a member of a Zelda forum and Zelda isn't my favorite game series.

[DragonFlames]

The more rabid Zelda fans want to feed you to those invincible chickens.

I never played the first three FE games.

[null]

I might give FE3 a try at some point. Looks interesting. And no Kris is an immediate improvement.

The Kaga-loving elitists rage against you once again!

I think the KagaSaga games don't deserve to be included on a FE forum or to be considered as FE games.

[Sooks]

You get pelted with TearRings

I didn’t spare Claude

[null]

You get nuked by Lysi.

I tie Alois to a chair and force him to listen to my bad jokes for hours.